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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Test Subjects / 100,221 100,222 100,223 / Caption: After years of testing, it is proven that children are indeed easily addicted to nicotine.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal St. Peter: Okay! Pick a hand - right or left?! / Caption: After betting on the right hand it was revealed to me that gambling is a mortal sin.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption: In 2008, American lawyers discover a loophole in the Olympic rulebook that allows for monster trucks in both the 100 meter dash and triple jump.
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Trix are for Kids Trix Rabbit: Please kids! Ya gotta help me! My blood sugar level is critical! I've already lost a toe and I can't see out one of my eyes! / Kids: Silly Rabbit!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Wife: Honey! We're pregnant! / Husband: That's great! / Caption: Ted sipped his coffee, checked his watch, and walked out the door. That was six months ago.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: Well, I'm a big animal lover... / Man (holding a container marked "Dead Raccoon"): Oh great...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Football Players: We won! / Woooh! / Yeah! / Coach Sanders: GAAAAAAH! / Caption: "In retrospect," noted Coach Sanders, "I'm not really sure why we had a cooler of battery acid on the field in the first place."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Father: I HAVE NO SON! / Caption: "Wel, goodnight Susie."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman/Wife: I ironed your favorite shirt! Go ahead! Put it on! / Caption: "Wait a minute! That's not my favorite shirt! No, no, she's definitely up to something...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Sucker! My wife just left me! I was already dead INSIDE!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption: "You know honey, I really don't feel like getting pizza again tonight."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Ben Franklin: While we're young, Jefferson. / Caption: Early versions of the Declaration of Independence contained an inordinate number of references to Benjamin Franklin's "fat &%*#ing ass."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: You like being my hostage, fatty? Huh? You like it? / Caption: I could deal with the indignity, the abuse. Because, deep down, it wasn't the words that hurt the most, it was the daily tire iron beatings.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Hey there, you wanna spoon? / Caption: Technically, it wasn't sexual harassment.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption:This was the last time we ever played "Battleship."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Stan the Weatherman: And here in Nevada, we'll be experiencing a mild heat wave tapering off into - Oh my god! It's gone! The United States is gone! You maniacs! What did you do?! / Caption: Every time the bluescreen went out, Stan the Weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor: Say, mind if I 'axe you a few questions? / Patient: Hehe! / Caption: Life in the trauma ward was always a hoot!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Yargh! My ass is on fire! / Ass: Hee-haw! / Caption: But, even the flaming donkey could do nothing to soothe my pain.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: I see London, I see France... / Superman: Someone else with super-vision! / Caption: For one brief shining moment, Clark Kent thought he'd finally found someone who understood him.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor 1: Damn. A heart attack at age 22. / Doctor 2: Yeah, but what a hot bod! / Caption: What if cholesterol made you skinny?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man 1: You put WHAT in my cereal? / Man 2: Teehee! / Cereal Box: *Everything-but-Urine-O's*
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Knight 1: BANG! BANG! / Knight 2: MISSED ME! / Knight 1: I DID NOT! / Caption: Dueling was a lot different before the invention of the pistol.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Mother: You're a good boy! You're a good good boy! / Caption: By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn. / Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Red thing: Come to bed, sweetie. / Caption: Once I overcame my moral difficulties with adultery, I started addressing more difficult questions. Like, why was the cranberry juice talking again?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal James Bond: I don't get it.... / Caption: James Bond eats a sandwich.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: How fat was she? / Caption: This might have been a funny lead-in to a joke if anyone had made a reference to a fat woman in the conversation thus far.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Ed: OH MY GOD! / ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER! / Caption: Of course, Ed was blind. That's not to say he was unaware of his murdered wife. He just found the bathroom situation a little more pressing.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Steve: What the!? / Oh, no! / NO! / Caption: Steve had just recieved the rarely used emoticon for / "Your mother was just crushed to death in a trash / compactor and cursed your name with her dying breath." / For those wondering, it's ][>:=~+.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor: It's a boy! / Woman: Woo-hoo! / Caption: The appendectomy was going REALLY well.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Tin Man: HRKK! / Caption: Seventeen minutes after recieving a "new" heart, the Tin Man entered cardiac arrest.
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