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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Jesus: Yahahahahahahahahaha! / Caption: The human body is ninety percent water.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Julias Caesar: "Kung fu, Bruté?" / Caption: Julius Caesar III was a lot better than Julius Caesar II.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: It's not you, it's me! I just can't get into fat chicks with no personality.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Son: Dad is survived by seven children and fourteen grandchildren. And, yes, many of us will forever be haunted by images of his nightmarish death. But, you know what? / Boy: Chickenbutt!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Whore: Hey there. You lookin' for a good time? / Man: Uhh...sure...I guess I could. / Whore: Because I could show you a good time. / Caption: Seaworld's marketing strategies have gotten startlingly aggressive over the past few years.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man's shirt: SUSAN! LOSE SOME GODDAMN WEIGHT! / Man: What?! It's not even about you! / Caption: "It's about the other Susan I'm dating!"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Psychologist: Have you considered that your extreme vulnerability to suggestion might stem from your desire to sleep with me tonight? / Stephie: Oh my god! Of course! / Caption: Stephie has just realized the cure for cancer.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Hey honey...how was your day? / Woman: It was good. / Man: That's good... / Woman: How was your day? / Man: Yeah, it was good. Good. / Caption: "...Slut."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Scientist 1: Erkk! / Cadbury Bunny Prototype: Kweekgh!!! / Scientist 2: Ahhgh! / Scientist 3: Wait, why does it have tentacles? / Caption: March 18, 1975: Lost Jennings and Turleton today. I'm beginning to wonder if the creation of this "Cadbury Bunny" is worth the large and growing body count.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Homeless Man: Change sir? / Man/Werewolf: Hehe / Caption: It was times like these when Gene really appreciated being a shapeshifter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor: Mr. Roberts, I'm afraid you have... flancer. Wait, that can't be right. / Huh...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Superman: Kids, you shouldn't smoke because you don't have super lungs like me. / Mmm. That's good. / Caption: Still, it was a lot more convincing than Batman's "utility lung" explanation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Mother: Any interesting mail this morning, son? / (Letter reads: DIE) / Caption: She could at least have the courtest to change her handwriting.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor: See! Inoculation can be fun! / Caption: Dr. Stern's novelty syringes didn't always go over as well as he'd hoped.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Roman Man: Gyah! If only there were an easier way! / Caption: Toilet technology has advanced a lot since Roman times.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: You're the cutest! / Man: No you are! / Woman: You are! / Man: No you! / Woman: No you! / Man: No you! / Caption: The following day we conducted a formal double-blind study. / Turns out we were both wrong.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman/Wife: I got you something! / Man/Husband: Hmm... / scratch-a scratch-a / Every year, two weeks before our anniversary, Polly would sever my right hand. I love her, but the unoriginality is really starting to irk me.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man/Husband: Susan, right? / Caption: The silver anniversary got off to a rocky start.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Norm: This is about my partially exposed brain, isn't it!? ISN'T IT?! / Woman: Norm, you know very well it is NOT. The fact of the matter is... / Caption: Norm was right about why I left him. Fortunately, as expected he died of blood loss well before I finished my bogus explanation.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Alien: Blast! Their iron is much stronger than our bronze! / Caption: The alien invaders were easily dispatched.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: Honey, I'm sorry. I just don't share your passion for Steven Seagal movies... / Caption: The poison moved slowly, but would soon reach her heart.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Boy: That's right! I have double stigmata!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption: The weird thing about having two personalities is that it's not weird at all... jerk.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal One-eyed Man: Ole, mutant! / Blind Man: Whoa! / Caption: In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is an ass.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: And if you sign up right now BOOYA! Free gym bag! / Caption: This is the crematorium for me!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Devil: Kill your wife!!! / Angel/Steve: Kill your wife... nicely? / Caption: Steve was new at this.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Batman: WOW. THAT WAS EASY. WHAT DID YOU CALL THESE? / Caption: "Guns," cooed Mary Marvel, as she took another slow drag off her hand-rolled cigarette.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Mother: Honey, your father and I want you to know that we dont blame you at all for what's happened. / Caption: "I mean, how were you supposed to know you were personally ruining our marriage?"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: AND THAT'S WHY MOST OF MY APPENDAGES ARE MADE OF DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARKS. / Woman: WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS? / Caption: Stephie had just noticed the wedding ring.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: I'm a genius! / Caption: The truth is, 2 + 2 = 5. It's just that every time someone tries to solve the problem, they make the same mistake. Watch: 2 + 2 = 4. Dammit!
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