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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Lawyer: Diiiid... you kill her?! / Judge: For the last time no! / Caption: The defense was going poorly.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Look! It's the second coming? / Woman: Ooh!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man/Husband: :SO... HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THE LAUNDRY YET? / Woman/Wife: NOPE! / TO DO TODAY: / 1 Get groceries / 2 Stop cheating on Bob / 3 Laundry!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: I attack the Goblin King! / Father: The Gobling King is slain by a fat 28-year old virgin. / Caption: I guess dad didn't really see the appeal of our "Dungeons and Dragons" games.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor: Sir, your wife is...Deceased. / Man: Oh, heh, you're just reading it wrong. "Deceased" is her name. / Caption: "Yes, that is also true."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Will you... marry me? / Woman: Of course! Of course I will! / Caption: "Just checking."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: I'm sorry, but the name has simply got to change! / Milton Bradley: Damn your politics! It's just a game! The name means nothing! / Caption: Of course, Milton Bradley would be far more upset when he learned what new moniker lay in store for his favorite old-time classic, Worship-the-Fuhrer-opoly.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman/Daughter: Well I don't care what you think! Killkulon and I are getting married!!! / Father: Over my dead body! / Caption: Killkulon was Mary's first cousin.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Note on table: YOU guys did it! / Caption: "Be strong," muttered the detective, "don't fall for his head games."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Hippy/Man: Hey Man! You can't eat these lobsters! What did they ever do to you?! / Man: Those lobsters killed my family... / This was, of course, a lie. Most of my immediate family came out of the lobster attack relatively unscathed.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Uncle Jack: Jimmy...I hope this is water... / Jimmy: Sorry Uncle Jack! It'SNOT / Caption: Uncle Jack had no immune system.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Steve: Happy Anniversary! / Necklace: (Mine Forever) / Steve walked past Rhonda, and placed the necklace over the blender. / Now the bitch knew where she stood.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Staring Contest World Championship Day 59 / Announcer: Isn't that amazing folks. They've been at it non-stop for nearly two months now! / Caption: Needless to say, both participants had long since died.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Sign: IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS / Notecard: Call 911!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Free basket! / Wait...what the hell is that thing? / Price tag: $9.95
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Priest: And now, rise from your grave! / Caption: The only thing more uncomfortable than the ensuing ten-minute silence was the soft sound of bone tapping against wood.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Superman: STOP CRIMINALS! / Horn: HONK! HONK! / Caption: I just can't take Superman as seriously since he lost his ability to fly.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: I did NOT! kill and eat my husband! / Lawyer: That's fine ma'am, but were talking about the plaintiff's husband. / Caption: No comment!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Box: (Fruit: 1 in 6 is poison) / Caption: After several agonizing days of soulsearching, Ralph finally opened the empty box.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Kid: 8... 9... 10... Ready or not, here I come! / Wait... / Was I supposed to tag them out, or stab them to death? / Caption: A very strange turn was about to befall our game of Hide and Stab.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Monk: Divine Transcendence! / Other Monks: Snicker Snicker! / Caption: Tetsuo had been sitting on a syringe of morphine for just over seven hours now.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Baron Frogulus: Dammit princess! You only half-kissed me! You have to use BOTH lips or it doesn't work! / Frog: Ribbit! / Caption: Baron Frogulus would pop up from time to time and critique the princess' kissing technique.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Father: OH YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? / Caption: At first, I thought dad was just trying to be cool by using a modern colloquialism. But, as time wore on, he began to use the phrase even when he lost, sometimes adding "is it me...please?"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Batman: DROP IT CREEPAZOID! / THWACK! / Boy: ZOIKS! / Caption: When a toy company infringes on your copyrights without paying out royalties, there's only one place you can find justice - the streets.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man/Husband: Honey, I'm ho- oh geez. Now, see, this is exactly the kind of thing our marriage counselor was talking about.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Grandpa: Someday son, you could be vice-president! / Billy: Or maybe president! / Grandpa: You! The president? AHAHAHAHAHA! / Caption: Billy had been born in Canada.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Professor: Alright morons, we are just going to sit here until I find out who filed a student complaint against me! / Was it you, fatty?! / Or was it the ugly girl?! / Caption: Due to a clerical error, professor Sanders received his first ever student complaint one week before he was up for tenure.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Saint Peter: Welcome to Heaven, Todd. Here's your corna scraper! / Caption: I'm glad I never sinned. I hear the cornea scrapers in Hell aren't nearly as effective.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor 1: It's a boy! / Doctor 2: Dibs! / Father: Damn!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Well Fred, we sure had lots of great times, didn't we? / Caption: Fred and I love finding gravestones with our names on them and reminiscing about as if one of us were dead. Well, that is we did, until Fred passed away back in 2002.
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