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Ronette Pulaski [[Possibly Blind Guy has a nice chat with Generic Character #56]] / PBG: (Picture of a girl) Want to start a moopsball team? (Picture of a dog) / GC#56: What the hell is up with your speech? / PBG: It's been (Picture of a lamp) weird all week. I (Picture of a saw) think it's because (Picture of a squid)...
Playing With Bubble Wrap In A Dumpster [[This comic is set up like a mad lib. The words in parenthesis are what is written underneath the line (Meaning what you should fill in)]] / Astronaut 1: Man, I was in the (Noun) too long. My (Noun) is all (Adjective). / Astronaut 2: I know! I've been (Gerund) for the last (Number) hours. / [[The astronauts...
Puddle Inaccuracies Dude 1: Checkit it out: I can talk with my hand. / Dude 2: Big deal. / Dude 2: I can talk with my hand... / Dude 2: Out the window of my rocketship. / Chess Knight: I programmed his ship to fly to Chainsawnia. / Dude 1: The planet whereupon all things are chainsaws -- / Chess Knight & Dude 1 (in unison):...
Sherman’s Act [[Comic opens on the Are You Thinking About Cows December '09 edition]] / Otto: Alright! I'm a comprehensive cowtemplator! / Salmon-arms Johnny: Man, I'm an Illawarra Ignoramus. I don't even get the wordplay. / Vase-Head: Electric skillets must go! / Broom-Obsessed Guy: Broom technology is lagging! / [[Picture...
Aggravation For Young [[Comic opens on a woman and a robot]] / Woman: Where have you been all day? / Robot: I've been throwing all your high heels into the ocean. / [[The robot is throwing shoes off a cliff into the ocean]] / Robot: It was a compulsive thing. / Woman: Robots don't have "compulsive things"! / Robot: Yeah,...
 
Aggravation For Old [[The comic picks up where it left off last time]] / {{Continued}} / Woman: You see... / [[Scene changes to sea people viewing the falling shoes]] / Woman: The sea people will see the shoes as an insult, since they don't have feet. / Woman: Being high heels, the shoes will suggest the idea of "rising...
Gargons! [[The scene opens to Otto and a man who thinks his feet are on fire.]] / Man: AUGH! AUGH! / Otto: What's wrong?! / Man: I randomly get the sensation that my feet are on fire. / [[Panel: It all started in 2005: The year that everyone got a giant rock that was identical to everyone else's giant rock.]] / [[Two...
It Is A Bridge; It Is Not A Bridge [[Comic opens to the astronauts]] / Astronaut 1: Do you ever listen to bossa nova music? / Astronaut 2: No. / Astronaut 1: Right. No one I know does! / Astronaut 1: They only know it as a preset on keyboards. / Astronaut 1: Which is crazy, because it means the whole genre is pretty much defined by Casio! / [[Break...
Five Boats [[Two lesbians are swing dancing. Panel: TODAY ON MOUNTAIN TIME: LESBIANS!]] / [[Panel: BUT FIRST, IT'S THE STAIRCASE OLYMPICS]] / [[Panel: Event: STAIRCASE RACE]] / [[Picture of a hammer and saw. Panel: TEAMS RACE TO BUILD A COMPLETE STAIRCASE FROM SCRATCH]] / [[Picture of a man running up a staircase....
Aunt Ruth? [[Comic opens to a man who has completed his quest to locate Gigan]] / Man: Gigan? Wow, I always thought you'd be bigger. / Gigan: ?No hay banda! / [[Picture of the land of Avisio, complete with faceless Avisioans Panel: In the land of Avisio]] / [[Eyeballs and Eyelashes wage war against each other....
 
Grimace And Christy [[Agoraphobic Hamster Title]] / Panel: AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER STARTS A COCCYXOCRACY / [[Panel shows Agoraphobic Hamster's home.]] / Agoraphobic Hamster: No I don't. You're thinking of someone else. / Panel: OK... / [[Agoraphobic Hamster Title with Otto]] / Panel: OTTO STARTS A COCCYXOCRACY / [[And back to...
Not A Gila Monster [[A scientist is testing out his new invention, the Emotihat, on an unaware subject]] / Scientist: Today we're testing my new invention, the Emotihat. / Scientist: It allows me to set the wearer's emotional state! / Scientist: Tell me how you feel. / Subject: I'm suddenly very happy. / Scientist: Perfect! / Subject:...
The Sink That Destroyed Fear But Was Not A Sink [[Comic opens in mid conversation between two people]] / Guy 1: ...so what you're saying is a statement? / Guy 2: Yes. / Guy 2: Incidentally Spearmint is our state mint. / [[Scene cuts to a Mint Leaf holding a spear and a rabbit owner and his rabbit.]] / Spear Mint: Sir, you can't park your rabbit there. / Guy...
Happy Foam Happenings [[A new character, Old Seeming Woman, comes onto the stage]] / OSW: You're not really my son. / [[The camera pulls back to show that OSW is talking to a platypus]] / OSW: You're a platypus I've been doting on as a psychological experiment. / [[Camera zooms in on platypus]] / Panel: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU...
Phrase Anvil [[Nothing]] / Panel: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS NOTHING / [[Then there were these two guys]] / Panel: THEN THERE WERE THESE TWO GUYS / Guy 2: Hey, aren't you the guy who invented the sippy cup? / Richard Belanger: Yes / [[Wasp appears]] / Richard Belanger: I've been working for years on my follow-up, the...
 
Steam Supreme [[Comic opens to snake and a man with a burnt ice-cream cone beard]] / Snake: Change for a dollar? / Beard: Sure! / [[Bearded man moves on to a woman who is obviously salading]] / Beard: I made a dollar today, but now I don't eat meat. / Woman: Go away. I'm salading. / Beard: Things have been worse since...
Ocean Fur Bacon Cake [[Comic opens to preposition broccoli]] / PB: OF! / [[Camera zooms out to show Random Guy #587]] / RG587: Huh? / PB: UNDER! / PB: BY! / RG587: Oh well. / PB: WITH! / [[Later on RG587 has a rousing chat with the Florida Monster]] / {{Later}} / Florida: So you ate the preposition broccoli? / RG587: Yep. Grew...
Stale Gin [[Two Guys, who will become known as Paul and Charle are having a nice little chat. Oh yeah, and they're on jet packs.]] / Paul: Hi. I'm Paul. / Charle: I'm Charle. / [[A jet table comes up from the lower end of the panel]] / Paul: No s? / Charle: My parents couldn't afford one. / [[The jet table is in...
Cognitive Dissonance In An Elevator [[Otto and Generic Character discuss going to a movie]] / Otto: Want to go see / [[Panel is a Movie Poster for Trampoline Tony and the MAN EATING LETTUCE from TORONTO]] / [[Back to our heros!]] / Otto: ? / GC: Nah. Those big-budget movies really bend my sea lion. / Otto: Are you sure? It's supposed to...
Girl [[It's here comes that girl week! Standing alone is Here Comes That Girl Guy.]] / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Looks like she's going to do laundry. / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Gotta think of something to say... / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Do I know any...
 
That Guy {thinking}: Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / Guy {thinking}: She could be a model. / Guy {thinking}: But not for anything sexy, like lingerie. / Guy {thinking}: No, she should be a model in a family-oriented catalog. / / Guy {thinking}: Winter edition. / Guy {thinking}: Mittens....
Comes [[Standard opening of Here Comes That Girl Week]] / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / [[Now he's in a hall...]] / HCTGGuy (Thinking): and there's the pongee pit the neighbor dug, / [[Oh look, a court order]] / HCTGGuy (Thinking): and here's the court order that says I...
Here [[It's still Here Comes That Girl week!!!]] / HCTGG (Thinking): Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / HCTGG (Thinking): Good thing I'm wearing my / [[HCTGG is wearing skunk pants...]] / HCTGG: SKUNK PANTS! / [[Now he's shaking maracas]] / Panel: SHAKE YOUR MARACAS! / {{Shake 'em x 4}} / [[That...
Somewhere, There's A Jark [[A hunter and a mailbox discuss politeness]] / Mailbox: If it's rude to point, then polite behavior is pointless. / [[The hunter doesn't like that remark and shoots the mailbox, who apparently is filled with blood]] / [[The penguins show up to collect the blood]] / Penguin: Quick--collect its blood!...
Oh, So THAT'S Why It's Called "Mountain Time" [[Poor Judgement Character is standing on top of a building while Small Hat Guy looks on]] / SHG: You sure about this jump? / PJC: I told you: the extreme desperation and fear I'll experience while falling is my best shot at unleashing any latent flying ability I might have. / SHG: I just met a guy...
 
Does It Make You More A Kid If You Wanna Off This [[Enter Paul and Frisbee Enthusiast]] / Frisbee Enthusiast: Hey Paul, can you help me? / Frisbee Enthusiast: My frisbee went over that wall that's forever miles long. / [[Paul has a thought]] / Paul's Bearded Mental-Me: Wall school will never pay off. / Paul: Wrong again, bearded mental-me. / [[Paul...
Talking Plants [[A giant gopher is discussing talking plants with Number Six]] / Gopher: Even if they have limited vocabularies, talking plants are impressive. / Number Six: Woah. / [[Number Six's head falls off]] / [[It starts to roll]] / [[It's approaching a cliff]] / Number Six's Head: Uh-oh. / [[Number Six's...
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Almonds Girl: Hey baby, wanna go "throw a make-believe sea creature into a cornfield"? / Mustache Guy: Are you a bridge or an elevator? / Girl: Drawbridge. / Mustache Guy: Suddenly I've robbed a bank. / Girl: Shouldn't you... um... run away? / Mustache Guy: I don't know which bank I robbed. I might run toward...
Psychic Laundry Guy: O giant two-mouthed dog, grant us your wisest insight. / 2-mouthed Dog: "Us"? / Guy: I meant "yourself". Wait -- "him"? / 2-mouthed Dog: Sounds like you've been bitten by the Pronoun Confusion Satyr. / Guy: No, the only thing that's bitten me lately is Lily Tomlin. / 2-mouthed Dog: Classic Pronoun...
 

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