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| Ronette Pulaski | [[Possibly Blind Guy has a nice chat with Generic Character #56]]
/ PBG: (Picture of a girl) Want to start a moopsball team? (Picture of a dog)
/ GC#56: What the hell is up with your speech? / PBG: It's been (Picture of a lamp) weird all week. I (Picture of a saw) think it's because (Picture of a squid)... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/11/23/ronette-pulaski/ |
| Playing With Bubble Wrap In A Dumpster | [[This comic is set up like a mad lib. The words in parenthesis are what is written underneath the line (Meaning what you should fill in)]]
/ Astronaut 1: Man, I was in the (Noun) too long. My (Noun) is all (Adjective).
/ Astronaut 2: I know! I've been (Gerund) for the last (Number) hours. / [[The astronauts... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/11/26/playing-with-bubble-wrap-in-a-dumpster/ |
| Puddle Inaccuracies | Dude 1: Checkit it out: I can talk with my hand.
/ Dude 2: Big deal. / Dude 2: I can talk with my hand... / Dude 2: Out the window of my rocketship. / Chess Knight: I programmed his ship to fly to Chainsawnia.
/ Dude 1: The planet whereupon all things are chainsaws --
/ Chess Knight & Dude 1 (in unison):... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/01/puddle-inaccuracies/ |
| Sherman’s Act | [[Comic opens on the Are You Thinking About Cows December '09 edition]] / Otto: Alright! I'm a comprehensive cowtemplator!
/ Salmon-arms Johnny: Man, I'm an Illawarra Ignoramus. I don't even get the wordplay. / Vase-Head: Electric skillets must go!
/ Broom-Obsessed Guy: Broom technology is lagging! / [[Picture... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/03/shermans-act/ |
| Aggravation For Young | [[Comic opens on a woman and a robot]]
/ Woman: Where have you been all day?
/ Robot: I've been throwing all your high heels into the ocean. / [[The robot is throwing shoes off a cliff into the ocean]]
/ Robot: It was a compulsive thing. / Woman: Robots don't have "compulsive things"! / Robot: Yeah,... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/08/aggravation-for-young/ |
| Aggravation For Old | [[The comic picks up where it left off last time]]
/ {{Continued}}
/ Woman: You see... / [[Scene changes to sea people viewing the falling shoes]]
/ Woman: The sea people will see the shoes as an insult, since they don't have feet. / Woman: Being high heels, the shoes will suggest the idea of "rising... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/10/aggravation-for-old/ |
| Gargons! | [[The scene opens to Otto and a man who thinks his feet are on fire.]]
/ Man: AUGH! AUGH!
/ Otto: What's wrong?! / Man: I randomly get the sensation that my feet are on fire. / [[Panel: It all started in 2005: The year that everyone got a giant rock that was identical to everyone else's giant rock.]] / [[Two... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/14/gargons/ |
| It Is A Bridge; It Is Not A Bridge | [[Comic opens to the astronauts]]
/ Astronaut 1: Do you ever listen to bossa nova music?
/ Astronaut 2: No.
/ Astronaut 1: Right. No one I know does! / Astronaut 1: They only know it as a preset on keyboards. / Astronaut 1: Which is crazy, because it means the whole genre is pretty much defined by Casio! / [[Break... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/15/it-is-a-bridge-it-is-not-a-bridge/ |
| Five Boats | [[Two lesbians are swing dancing. Panel: TODAY ON MOUNTAIN TIME: LESBIANS!]] / [[Panel: BUT FIRST, IT'S THE STAIRCASE OLYMPICS]] / [[Panel: Event: STAIRCASE RACE]] / [[Picture of a hammer and saw. Panel: TEAMS RACE TO BUILD A COMPLETE STAIRCASE FROM SCRATCH]] / [[Picture of a man running up a staircase.... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/17/five-boats/ |
| Aunt Ruth? | [[Comic opens to a man who has completed his quest to locate Gigan]]
/ Man: Gigan? Wow, I always thought you'd be bigger.
/ Gigan: ?No hay banda! / [[Picture of the land of Avisio, complete with faceless Avisioans Panel: In the land of Avisio]] / [[Eyeballs and Eyelashes wage war against each other.... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/01/04/aunt-ruth/ |
| Grimace And Christy | [[Agoraphobic Hamster Title]]
/ Panel: AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER STARTS A COCCYXOCRACY / [[Panel shows Agoraphobic Hamster's home.]]
/ Agoraphobic Hamster: No I don't. You're thinking of someone else.
/ Panel: OK... / [[Agoraphobic Hamster Title with Otto]]
/ Panel: OTTO STARTS A COCCYXOCRACY / [[And back to... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/01/07/grimace-and-christy/ |
| Not A Gila Monster | [[A scientist is testing out his new invention, the Emotihat, on an unaware subject]]
/ Scientist: Today we're testing my new invention, the Emotihat. / Scientist: It allows me to set the wearer's emotional state! / Scientist: Tell me how you feel.
/ Subject: I'm suddenly very happy.
/ Scientist: Perfect! / Subject:... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/01/11/not-a-gila-monster/ |
| The Sink That Destroyed Fear But Was Not A Sink | [[Comic opens in mid conversation between two people]]
/ Guy 1: ...so what you're saying is a statement?
/ Guy 2: Yes. / Guy 2: Incidentally Spearmint is our state mint. / [[Scene cuts to a Mint Leaf holding a spear and a rabbit owner and his rabbit.]]
/ Spear Mint: Sir, you can't park your rabbit there.
/ Guy... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/01/14/the-sink-that-destroyed-fear-but-was-not-a-sink/ |
| Happy Foam Happenings | [[A new character, Old Seeming Woman, comes onto the stage]]
/ OSW: You're not really my son. / [[The camera pulls back to show that OSW is talking to a platypus]]
/ OSW: You're a platypus I've been doting on as a psychological experiment. / [[Camera zooms in on platypus]] / Panel: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/01/happy-foam-happenings/ |
| Phrase Anvil | [[Nothing]]
/ Panel: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS NOTHING / [[Then there were these two guys]]
/ Panel: THEN THERE WERE THESE TWO GUYS
/ Guy 2: Hey, aren't you the guy who invented the sippy cup?
/ Richard Belanger: Yes / [[Wasp appears]]
/ Richard Belanger: I've been working for years on my follow-up, the... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/04/phrase-anvil/ |
| Steam Supreme | [[Comic opens to snake and a man with a burnt ice-cream cone beard]]
/ Snake: Change for a dollar?
/ Beard: Sure! / [[Bearded man moves on to a woman who is obviously salading]]
/ Beard: I made a dollar today, but now I don't eat meat.
/ Woman: Go away. I'm salading. / Beard: Things have been worse since... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/08/steam-supreme/ |
| Ocean Fur Bacon Cake | [[Comic opens to preposition broccoli]]
/ PB: OF! / [[Camera zooms out to show Random Guy #587]]
/ RG587: Huh?
/ PB: UNDER! / PB: BY! / RG587: Oh well.
/ PB: WITH! / [[Later on RG587 has a rousing chat with the Florida Monster]]
/ {{Later}}
/ Florida: So you ate the preposition broccoli?
/ RG587: Yep. Grew... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/11/ocean-fur-bacon-cake/ |
| Stale Gin | [[Two Guys, who will become known as Paul and Charle are having a nice little chat. Oh yeah, and they're on jet packs.]]
/ Paul: Hi. I'm Paul.
/ Charle: I'm Charle. / [[A jet table comes up from the lower end of the panel]]
/ Paul: No s?
/ Charle: My parents couldn't afford one. / [[The jet table is in... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/15/stale-gin/ |
| Cognitive Dissonance In An Elevator | [[Otto and Generic Character discuss going to a movie]]
/ Otto: Want to go see / [[Panel is a Movie Poster for Trampoline Tony and the MAN EATING LETTUCE from TORONTO]] / [[Back to our heros!]]
/ Otto: ?
/ GC: Nah. Those big-budget movies really bend my sea lion. / Otto: Are you sure? It's supposed to... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/25/cognitive-dissonance-in-an-elevator/ |
| Girl | [[It's here comes that girl week! Standing alone is Here Comes That Girl Guy.]]
/ HCTGGuy (Thinking): Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Looks like she's going to do laundry. / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Gotta think of something to say... / HCTGGuy (Thinking): Do I know any... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/29/girl/ |
| That | Guy {thinking}: Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / Guy {thinking}: She could be a model. / Guy {thinking}: But not for anything sexy, like lingerie. / Guy {thinking}: No, she should be a model in a family-oriented catalog.
/ http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/30/that/ |
| Comes | [[Standard opening of Here Comes That Girl Week]]
/ HCTGGuy (Thinking): Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / [[Now he's in a hall...]]
/ HCTGGuy (Thinking): and there's the pongee pit the neighbor dug, / [[Oh look, a court order]]
/ HCTGGuy (Thinking): and here's the court order that says I... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/31/comes/ |
| Here | [[It's still Here Comes That Girl week!!!]]
/ HCTGG (Thinking): Here comes that cute girl from down the hall. / HCTGG (Thinking): Good thing I'm wearing my / [[HCTGG is wearing skunk pants...]]
/ HCTGG: SKUNK PANTS! / [[Now he's shaking maracas]]
/ Panel: SHAKE YOUR MARACAS!
/ {{Shake 'em x 4}} / [[That... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/04/01/here/ |
| Somewhere, There's A Jark | [[A hunter and a mailbox discuss politeness]]
/ Mailbox: If it's rude to point, then polite behavior is pointless. / [[The hunter doesn't like that remark and shoots the mailbox, who apparently is filled with blood]] / [[The penguins show up to collect the blood]]
/ Penguin: Quick--collect its blood!... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/04/05/somewhere-theres-a-jark/ |
| Oh, So THAT'S Why It's Called "Mountain Time" | [[Poor Judgement Character is standing on top of a building while Small Hat Guy looks on]] / SHG: You sure about this jump? / PJC: I told you: the extreme desperation and fear I'll experience while falling is my best shot at unleashing any latent flying ability I might have. / SHG: I just met a guy... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/04/08/oh-so-thats-why-its-called-mountain-time/ |
| Does It Make You More A Kid If You Wanna Off This | [[Enter Paul and Frisbee Enthusiast]]
/ Frisbee Enthusiast: Hey Paul, can you help me? / Frisbee Enthusiast: My frisbee went over that wall that's forever miles long. / [[Paul has a thought]]
/ Paul's Bearded Mental-Me: Wall school will never pay off.
/ Paul: Wrong again, bearded mental-me. / [[Paul... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/05/03/does-it-make-you-more-a-kid-if-you-wanna-off-this/ |
| Talking Plants | [[A giant gopher is discussing talking plants with Number Six]]
/ Gopher: Even if they have limited vocabularies, talking plants are impressive. / Number Six: Woah. / [[Number Six's head falls off]] / [[It starts to roll]] / [[It's approaching a cliff]]
/ Number Six's Head: Uh-oh. / [[Number Six's... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/05/13/talking-plants/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2010/05/20/philip/">http://mountaincomics.com/2010/05/20/philip/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Almonds | Girl: Hey baby, wanna go "throw a make-believe sea creature into a cornfield"?
/ Mustache Guy: Are you a bridge or an elevator? / Girl: Drawbridge.
/ Mustache Guy: Suddenly I've robbed a bank. / Girl: Shouldn't you... um... run away?
/ Mustache Guy: I don't know which bank I robbed. I might run toward... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/08/almonds/ |
| Psychic Laundry | Guy: O giant two-mouthed dog, grant us your wisest insight. / 2-mouthed Dog: "Us"?
/ Guy: I meant "yourself". Wait -- "him"? / 2-mouthed Dog: Sounds like you've been bitten by the Pronoun Confusion Satyr. / Guy: No, the only thing that's bitten me lately is Lily Tomlin. / 2-mouthed Dog: Classic Pronoun... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/12/psychic-laundry/ |
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