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|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/02/plywood-diving-in-melbourne/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/02/plywood-diving-in-melbourne/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/06/dumpster-diving-in-vienna/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/06/dumpster-diving-in-vienna/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/07/scuba-diving-in-damascus/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/07/scuba-diving-in-damascus/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/09/tuna-diving-in-osaka/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/09/tuna-diving-in-osaka/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|Quito||Penguin 1: I hope Tyr will be pleased with my sacrificial offering. / Penguin 2: Whom the gods notice they destroy. Be small, and you will escape the jealousy of the great. / Penguin 1: Did you rip that off from a Philip Dick novel? / Penguin 2: Well it's not like you invented Tyr. / Ceci n'est pas un...|
|La Paz||AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER
/ MEETS THOSE DAMN KIDS / <
|Brasilia||Man: Could God come up with a question so hypothetical even He couldn't answer it? / Onion: Well that's a matter of semantics. / Onion: Does the answer have to be correct? If so, how could you verify God's correctness? / Man: How did you kill that condor without even looking?! / Onion: Oh, I heard the...|
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/05/04/paramaribo/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/05/04/paramaribo/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|Asuncion||Mailbox: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. / Mailbox: One: you have a great ass. End of list. / Chick: I should be impressed that my mailbox is hitting on me... / Chick: but saying I have a great ass is like saying Mount Rushmore has presidents on it. You're not telling me anything. / [[exhibit...|
|Buenos Aires||Guy 1: Had I a cleaver, I'd give you my arms. / Guy 2: Had I any arms, I'd give you that cleaver over there. / Guy 1: You've gotten taller. / Guy 2: I must've been drinking milk. / Guy 1: I dunno, man. I've drunk more milk than you. / Guy 2: Quiet. I want to keep growing until my head brushes the stars. / Guy...|
|Bogota||Tree: Hey! You! / Guy: You must've done really poorly at tree school, or else you'd know that trees can't talk. / Tree: I was an honor student at tree school! / Tree: Anyway, I want you to chop me down and make something cool out of me. / Guy: That's not a positive attitude. / Tree: Oh, but it is --...|
|Caracas||Astronaut 1: When I get back to Earth, I'm going to start a company that makes toilet paper with inspirational messages printed on it. / Astronaut 2: Why? / Astronaut 1: Because that's when you're at your most humble, so that's when you need inspiration. / Astronaut 2: Yeah, but think about what you're...|
|Montevideo||Dude 1: ...but then, after the wedding, they got into a car with a sign on it that read "just married".
/ Dude 2: JUST married?! How committed do they expect you to be? / Dude 1: Surgically attached?
/ Dude 2: Suicide pact?
/ [[The ground begins to crack open]]
|Lima||Cowboy: I reckon this'ere town ain't big enough fer the two of us. / Brigand: Nope. / Cowboy: I reckon we could annex parta New Lancaster an' add some breathin' room. / Brigand: Reckon they'd take any funds they could get, affer what the drought done to 'em. / Cowboy: Course, we're gonna need the approval...|
|Sucre||Dude 1: Check it out -- I got a German Shepherd! / Dude 2: I got invited to join a chicken sandwich cult. / Dude 1: Now I just have to wear these dark sunglasses, and I can walk around staring at chicks' boobs with impunity! / Dude 2: Uh... / Dude 2: How much for a German Shepherd? / [[A warehouse and...|
|Santiago||AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER Goes on Vacation / Agoraphobic Hamster: That's the last of the packing! / [[Agoraphobic Hamster approaches the door to leave, but finds it intimidating. / Agoraphobic Hamster (unpacking): I'll have a nice couple of weeks at home, I think. / [[A Gwen Stefani Turtle pops out of...|
|Georgetown||[[A condor flies along.]] / [[An onion parachutes through the scene]] / [[The condor's head plummets to the ground, letting of a trail of blood]] / Dude 1: Why are you carrying an umbrella on a clear day? / [[The condor head bounces off the umbrella (BOING!) onto the ground (THUMP!).]] / Dude 2:...|
|Jazz Hands Special||The Great One: My son, you can do my work better when you are alive. I have chosen to revive you.
/ Scoutmaster's Ghost: Thank you, O Great One! / [[The Scoutmaster returns to realm of the living]]
|Youre Not Supposed To Drink Soda With Your Pants||Dude: I finally understand handshakes! / Dude: The idea is that you respect the other person so much that you assume they wash their hands frequently enough that rubbing yours against theirs for pleasantry's sake is agreeable to you! / Dude: Uh... Paul? / Sheep: Who ordered all these rubber gloves? / Dude:...|
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/11/grimace-and-leutze/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/11/grimace-and-leutze/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/15/eat-that-clarissa/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/15/eat-that-clarissa/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|How The Hubcap Was One With Everything||Dave: Did you hear the one about the Buddhist who swallowed a hubcap?
/ Dude: Don't say the punchline! I'm allergic to statements! / Dave: That was a statement.
/ Dude: I know! And so is this!
|a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/18/violinist-on-the-shingles/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/18/violinist-on-the-shingles/||[untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]|
|Thanks Anyway, Heather||Simone: This mouthwash kills millions of germs that brushing alone can miss. / Simone: Good thing I never brush alone! / Brian: Why do I always have to be your "brushing buddy"? It's weird. / Simone: Om faving mummy om moufwaff! / Alien: Om faving mummy om moufwaff / Astronaut 1: Whoa! I think it's trying...|
|Do You Want Your Possessions Identified?||AT THE END OF DAYS, THROUGH A RIFT OF DARK TERROR, RIDE THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE / PAUL / CHRIS / BARRY / BERTRAM / Agoraphobic Hamster: Hey -- Barry isn't even riding a horse! / FINE. THE THREE HORSEMEN AND THE JOGGER OF THE APOCALYPSE, THEN. / Agoraphobic Hamster: And what kind of weapon does Chris...|
|Andrea Morse||[[ORIGAMI SUPPLY SHOP]] / [[OPEN]] [[PAPER]] [[STUFF]] / Shop Owner: Man, shoplifters are killing my profits. / Dude: Have you tried putting up a sign? / Shop Owner: Yeah. The last one didn't work / [[SMILE! YOU ARE BEING WATCHED BY SECURITY CAMERAS]] / Shop Owner: so I went with a new spin / [[SMILE! DEATH...|
|Ellen Foley||Guy: Check it out: I just got a pair of electric shoes! / Gal: What do they do? / Guy: They rattle off The Wonder Years trivia in the first person. / Shoe: My grandfather sold me a car for $1. / Gal: You know, I never met a guy who wore shoes before... / Shoe: Winnie got a 1482 on the SAT. / Gal: I think...|
|Robert Donley||Scientist: Little potted cactus / Sitting in a pot / Scientist: Acting like a cactus / Not doing a whole lot / Scientist: But cactus, m'boy / Can you understand? / Scientist: You're about to give birth to a cactus man! / Scientist: I hope he's mostly human / Robots: But can store a lot of water /...|
|Ron Dean||Narrator: TINY CANDLES BOXING ON A POTATO CHIP FLOATING IN COFFEE / Narrator: Tonight on TCBPCFC, it's a title bout between White "The Snuffer" Candle / Trainer: Dodge his punch, then counter-punch! / Narrator: and Blue-striped "The Trick" Candle! / The Trick: There exists an unheard soundtrack to our lives. / Narrator:...|
|Gina Gershon||AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER STOCKS HIS FRUIT BOWL / Agoraphobic Hamster: Apples... satsumas... mangoes... bananas. / Andy: EVERYBODY DANCE! / Andy the Nanner makes fruit come alive! / Agoraphobic Hamster: Eep! My kitchen has become a public setting! / Kevin: Thank you for calling Mailboxes And So On. This...|
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