You're browsing the archives of Mountain Time.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| Japan Disco Terror | Guy: Hey, aren't you?
/ Mr. Football Pants: Yes, I am Mr. Football Pants, the greatest jar salesman in the galaxy. / Mr. Football Pants: I can make anyone want to buy a jar. I can even make them want to buy a door that's slightly open. / Guy: Well I don't feel like buying a jar. / Mr. Football Pants:... http://mountaincomics.com/2011/05/23/japan-disco-terror/ |
| Shorts Blaster | Gangster: The jig is up, Thompson.
/ Thompson: Crap! There was supposed to be a jig? / In typical Thompson form, Thompson has failed to meet jig expectations. / Thompson: Guys, guys ? don't you think it's time we threw off the shackles of jig-based crime rings? / CRIME RING COLOR CHART
/ [[Blue]] You... http://mountaincomics.com/2011/05/30/shorts-blaster/ |
| Hey, Have Some Catfish! | Thialfi: Practicing for the Crouching Olympics, Thor?
/ Thor: Don't be silly! / Thor: You have to train from childhood to be an Olympic croucher! / Thor: I'm preparing to kill that green pygmy lemon. It has magical properties. / Thialfi: Such as being a lime?
/ Thor: Mainly. / Penguin 2: You're telling... http://mountaincomics.com/2011/06/02/hey-have-some-catfish/ |
| Last Igloo On The Moon | [[A store sign reads: FURNITURY FURNITURE
/ The furnituriest furniture in town!]] / Dad: I'll trade you my kid for that couch.
/ Salesperson: Sir, that is ridiculous. / Salesperson: This couch seats 3 comfortably. That kid MAYBE seats 1. / Salesperson: Ergo, this couch is worth 3 kids. / Kid (thinking):... http://mountaincomics.com/2011/06/13/last-igloo-on-the-moon/ |
| Drugstore Cowgirl | Mustache Guy: So the Great Wall of China can be seen from outer space. / Mustache Guy: I'm not impressed! I think it's time to build a GREATER wall -- / Mustache Guy: One that can be seen from EARTH!
/ Mr. Glasses: I'll start peeling some potatoes. / Mustache Guy: Skip the potatoes, man. We're building... http://mountaincomics.com/2011/06/27/drugstore-cowgirl/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2011/09/06/loneliest-igloo-on-the-moon/">http://mountaincomics.com/2011/09/06/loneliest-igloo-on-the-moon/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2012/01/26/not-actually-a-mountain-time-comic/">http://mountaincomics.com/2012/01/26/not-actually-a-mountain-time-comic/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/08/angry-red-filler/">http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/08/angry-red-filler/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Hill Of Killers | Guy: What the -- ? / Guy: I'm being bitten by a flea! / < http://mountaincomics.com/2012/08/20/the-hill-of-killers/ |
| Mountain Time 1 | Dave: Hey, I've got a joke: Knock knock.
/ Guy: Hold on, Dave. I think someone's at the door. / Dave: No, that was just me saying "knock knock."
/ Guy: Hang on! I'm coming! / [[At the door]]
/ Dave: Hey, it's me -- Dave!
/ Guy: Huh? I thought you were over there telling me a joke.
/ Dave: The joke was on... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/09/mountain-time-1/ |
| Mountain Time 1 | Dave: Hey, I've got a joke: Knock knock.
/ Guy: Hold on, Dave. I think someone's at the door. / Dave: No, that was just me saying "knock knock."
/ Guy: Hang on! I'm coming! / [[At the door]]
/ Dave: Hey, it's me -- Dave!
/ Guy: Huh? I thought you were over there telling me a joke.
/ Dave: The joke was on... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/09/mountain-time-1/ |
| Mountain Time 1 | Dave: Hey, I've got a joke: Knock knock.
/ Guy: Hold on, Dave. I think someone's at the door. / Dave: No, that was just me saying "knock knock."
/ Guy: Hang on! I'm coming! / [[At the door]]
/ Dave: Hey, it's me -- Dave!
/ Guy: Huh? I thought you were over there telling me a joke.
/ Dave: The joke was on... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/09/mountain-time-1/ |
| Mountain Time 1 | Dave: Hey, I've got a joke: Knock knock.
/ Guy: Hold on, Dave. I think someone's at the door. / Dave: No, that was just me saying "knock knock."
/ Guy: Hang on! I'm coming! / [[At the door]]
/ Dave: Hey, it's me -- Dave!
/ Guy: Huh? I thought you were over there telling me a joke.
/ Dave: The joke was on... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/09/mountain-time-1/ |
| Mountain Time 1 | Dave: Hey, I've got a joke: Knock knock.
/ Guy: Hold on, Dave. I think someone's at the door. / Dave: No, that was just me saying "knock knock."
/ Guy: Hang on! I'm coming! / [[At the door]]
/ Dave: Hey, it's me -- Dave!
/ Guy: Huh? I thought you were over there telling me a joke.
/ Dave: The joke was on... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/09/mountain-time-1/ |
| Mountain Time 2 | [[Scoutmaster and his scouts come across a really big snake.]]
/ Really Big Snake: Look, I know I'm a really big snake, so can we skip past that part of the conversation?
/ Scoutmaster: Look, as a scoutmaster, I have to say that I'm a little anxious.
/ Child 2: A little? You already made us eat Joey so... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/10/mountain-time-2/ |
| Mountain Time 3 | [[Two Astronauts are standing together on an uncharted planet.]]
/ Astronaut 2: You know what I like best about exploring uncharted planets? You never have to worry about being eaten by hideous monsters. / Astronaut 1: Aw, man! Why'd you have to say that?
/ Astronaut 2: What? / Astronaut 1: It's a total... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/12/mountain-time-3/ |
| Mountain Time 4 | [[The comic opens with a robot and his creator/battery giver.]]
/ Creator: My creation, I have given you life! ...Well, not exactly life, but batteries.
/ Robot: I want to explore the cosmos. / Creator: Actually, you were designed for mining operations. Let me get you some equipment.
/ Robot: Ok, then... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/16/mountain-time-4/ |
| Mountain Time 5 | [[The Chosen One finds a sword on the ground]]
/ TCO: Hey, there's a sword on the ground. / [[Turns out it's a talking sword]]
/ Blade of Torthos: I AM NO MERE SWORD. I AM THE BLADE OF TORTHOS. WHOEVER WIELDS ME WILL BE IMMUNE TO DEATH IN BATTLE. / TCO: No thanks. I don't really battle anybody very often.... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/17/mountain-time-5/ |
| Mountain Time 6 | {{1}}
/ [[This comic is set up in a CYOA book style, so it will be a tad confusing unless you actually read the comic.]]
/ [[A man goes to see a mystic]]
/ {{1}}
/ Man: Great Mystic, tell my how my life will end. / {{2}}
/ Mystic: Your life will end with you dying.
/ Man: Yikes. / {{3}}
/ Panel: For an existential... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/19/mountain-time-6/ |
| Mountain Time 7 | [[Agoraphobic Hamster Time!]]
/ Agoraphobic Hamster (Thinking): oh why oh why oh why did I decide to go to the fair today? / Panel: TODAY: AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER GOES TO THE FAIR but first... / [[The Astronauts are planting a blank flag on a planet's surface]]
/ Astronaut 1: I can't believe our government... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/23/mountain-time-7/ |
| Mountain Time 8 | [[A ghost appears to scare a generic dude]]
/ Ghost: Boo.
/ GD: Woah! Are you a ghost? Wow! ... You know, I'd always thought this would be scarier. / Ghost: Yeah, my heart's just not in it anymore.
/ GD: Why not? / Ghost: Well, I realized that I could never get a pay increase, since ghosts don't get paid.
/ GD:... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/24/mountain-time-8/ |
| Mountain Time 9 | [[Guy meets Man-Fly]]
/ Guy: Experiment gone awry?
/ Man-Fly: Nah. I broke the Prom Promise. / Guy: They turned you into a fly for drinking on prom night?!
/ Man-Fly: It was either this or writing an essay. / Guy: I think you seriously need to reevaluate your decision-making process.
/ Man-Fly: But-- / [[Scene... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/02/26/mountain-time-9/ |
| Five Part Special Part 1 | Freaked-Out-Woman: It's... coming... / Freaked-Out-Balding-Man: It's... coming... / [[An ellipsis falls on a man]]
/ Panel: ...IT'S HERE.
/ < http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/13/five-part-special-part-1/ |
| Five Part Special Part 2 | [[Protagonist/Chair is watching TV]]
/ Protagonist: Ah, a nature documentary. Maybe this will help chill me out about becoming a chair. / TV: Soaring high above the desert, the graceful California Condor may travel as far as 150-- / [[Onion comes in and stabs the TV]]
/ Protagonist (Thinking): Wow, being... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/14/five-part-special-part-2/ |
| Five Part Special Part 3 | [[It's part three of the five part special! Protagonist tries to get his body back.]]
/ Protagonist: Hey you! I need my body back! / [[Enter onion]]
/ Onion: He has the mind of a chair. You're not going to get through to him.
/ Protagonist: Hey buddy, I'm a chair. / [[Protagonist dreams about being a... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/15/five-part-special-part-3/ |
| Five Part Special Part 4 | JESUS: THE SON OF GOD / KILLED BY ADDITION / REVIVED BY DIVINITY
/ WHAT, ME DIE? / COFOUNDER OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE / ALONG WITH CONSTANTINE
/ Constantine: Rome shall be a Christian state! / WHO WAS BEGAT BY INTERMITTENTINE
/ Intermittentine: Rome... be... state! / JESUS WAS THEN FORGOTTEN FOR 90,000... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/16/five-part-special-part-4/ |
| Five Part Special Part 5 | Ray: I finally saw Apocallipsis, but I still don't feel complete. / Ray: And suddenly I'm in a desert.
/ Cowboy: Howdy. / Ray: Who are you?
/ Cowboy: I reckon this'ere's what yer lookin' for. / Ray: Uh...
/ Cowboy: It's a Slow-Action Soul Vacuum. Just keep it in yer pocket and it'll slowly suck out yer... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/17/five-part-special-part-5/ |
| Archipelago's Euphony | Condor: Please spare me!
/ Onion: Ok -- on the condition that you name an English word more pleasant-sounding than archipelago. / Condor: Uh... phlegm? / Cowboy: Before we watch the onion kill the condor, let's talk about Greenland. / Greenland is a very large country with fewer than 60,000 residents. / It... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/01/archipelagos-euphony-part-1/ |
| Archipelago's Euphony Part 2 | CONTINUED
/ Eskimo: How may I serve you now, Lord Tubliah?
/ Greg: Greg.
/ Eskimo: How may I serve you now, Greg? / Greg: I dunno... some GENETICS EXPERTS, maybe? I'm covered in FRIGGIN' AIRPLANES over here!
/ Eskimo: How about some more Vikings? Those were pretty easy to get. / Meanwhile, inside the Eskimo... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/02/archipelagos-euphony-part-2/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/03/archipelagos-euphony-part-3/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/03/archipelagos-euphony-part-3/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/04/archipelagos-euphony-part-4/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/04/archipelagos-euphony-part-4/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/03/five-part-special-part-6/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/03/five-part-special-part-6/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/04/five-part-special-part-7/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/04/five-part-special-part-7/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/05/five-part-special-part-8/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/05/five-part-special-part-8/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 >>