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a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/06/five-part-special-part-9/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/06/five-part-special-part-9/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Aisle 5 [[Slightly-Arched-Back-Dude, a robot, an onion and Donna the Bears walk into a green field]] / SABD: Aw man, here comes Donna the Bears. / Donna the Bears: Rarr! / [[SABD leans in to tell robot something]] / SABD: She's a couple crayons shy of 3 crayons if you know what I mean. / [[The robot attempts...
The Night Sentry 2: Electric Boogaloo [[Back where we left off, Freud and the rock laying guy (Layer) are still digging a hole and laying rocks.]] / Sigmund Freud: I can breathe fire. / Layer: Really!? / Freud: Yeah! Wait -- no... what's that stuff? / Freud: Carbon dioxide. That's it. / Layer: You don't breathe carbon dioxide; you exhale...
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Primary) Doctor: If you take these pills, you will be taking medicine. / Patient: That's enough reason enough for me. / Doctor: Huh? / Patient: I said, "that's enough enough reason enough for enough me." / Doctor: Hmm... you have enough symptoms. / Patient: Enough enough what enough? / Doctor: Let me get my...
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Secondary) Bird: I'm going to go join a cult. / Dude: I bet this birdbath leads somewhere. / [[Dude gets into birdbath, begins falling]] / Elsewhere / Bird (Now enlarged & with a flame coming out of its head): Enough enough enough. / Mustache Guy: Enough enough enough. / These are followers of Enough. [[arrow...
 
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Tertiary) Enough: Why, if it isn't the Great One. / The Great One: What do you want, Enough? / Enough: I wanted to let you know that I have minions now. / The Great One: You think you have enough minions to challenge my forces? / Enough: I have enough minions by definition. / The Great One's thoughts go "pop!" / Meanwhile / Dude:...
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Quaternary) Mailbox: We may soon have to do battle with the followers of Enough. / Snake: Heathens. / [[A ninja comes flying in]] / <> / [[The ninja kicks the mailbox, snapping its stand]] / Mailbox: Who jump-kicks a mailbox? Seriously. / Snake: Are you a minion of Enough? / Ninja: No. I'm a postal ninja. / <> / [[Another...
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/02/fish-cannot-carry-guns-5/">http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/02/fish-cannot-carry-guns-5/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
The Unstartled Giraffe 2 [[A man presses an elevator call button]] / <> / [[The elevator arrives; the man gets on]] / [[The man looks at the Sweaty Guy, who is carrying a bucket of water]] / Man: What's with the bucket of water? / Sweaty Guy: I'm humidifying the elevator. / Man: Couldn't you just set the bucket down...
The Unstartled Giraffe 3 [[The Sweaty Guy is in the ocean]] / Sweaty Guy: I'd like to see the dry air get me here! / Sweaty Guy: Ow! / Sweaty Guy: You bit me! / Seahorse: No, that was a seahorse kiss. / Seahorse: And I am the Seahorse Queen! / THE SEAHORSE QUEEN GETS THIS WHOLE PANEL / Seahorse Queen: Follow me! / Sweaty Guy...
 
The Unstartled Giraffe 4 Sweaty Guy: HELLO? SEAHORSE GUARDIAN? NICE CAVE YA GOT HERE. PRETTY DARK, THOUGH. / Other Guy: There's a dimmer switch just to your right. / Sweaty Guy: Oh. Thanks. / Sweaty Guy: Are you the seahorse guardian? / Other Guy: Haha! No. Name's Pete. / Pete: Pete Seahorseguardian. / Sweaty Guy: So you...
The Unstartled Giraffe 5 Sweaty Guy: Are you the seahorse guardian? / Spear Guy: No. She is. / Sweaty Guy: TV's Helen Hunt? / Violin Cat (singing): Love, love, love / Violin Cat (singing; a spider has crawled out of his ear): Love, geese and paint / Violin Cat (singing; many spiders are crawling on him now): Some say they're...
The Unstartled Giraffe 6 Sweaty Guy: Wake up, Helen Hunt! You have to save Seahorse City! / Helen Hunt: RARR! / [[Helen Hunt shoots eye lasers into the cavern's ceiling and exits]] / Spear Guy: Alright, sorry about -- oh geez. / Sweaty Guy: Ha! Now you can't stop Seahorse City from being saved! / PLOT TWIST AHEAD / Spear...
The Unstartled Giraffe 7 Spear Guy: There's gotta be some way to stop Helen Hunt. / Albatross: (Moo) You must find the Construction Barrel of Justice (Moo) / Spear Guy: Well that was a freebie. / Sweaty Guy (Who is really rather un-sweaty now): Are we swimming uphill? / Meanwhile / Crook: I'm sure to be on the news tonight,...
The Unstartled Giraffe 8 Soldier: Sir, Helen Hunt's death toll has reached 140 million since lunch. / Soldier: Our tanks melt when they get within 1000 yards of her. / Soldier: Our mortar shells go all seppuku when fired in her direction. / Soldier: There's all these plague doctors that want to play catch. / Soldier: Some...
 
The Unstartled Giraffe 9 Un-sweaty Guy: There's like a million of these! How can we tell which one is the Construction Barrel of Justice? / Spear Guy: Let's ask this toad. / Passerby: Good thinking. / Passerby: #*_$# / Passerby: HWP! / <> / [[Passerby vomits up a tree]] / Spear Guy: How do we find the Construction Barrel...
Mountain Time 10 [[Strongdude and Disgruntled Authority Figure With Gun are discussing if strength can allow you to dodge a bullet]] / Strongdude: I'm so strong I can dodge bullets! / DAFWG: Isn't that more of a speed thing? / Strongdude: I don't know. Let's find out. / DAFWG: Ok. / [[DAFWG shoots Strongdude... he doesn't...
Mountain Time 11 [[At the generic award show spectacular...]] / Host: And the award for Day Most Named After Saturn goes to... Saturday! / Saturday: Wow-this is such an honor. I'd like to thank the Romans; without them I could've never done this. / {{Later...}} / Sara: I'm happy for you, dad, but I work hard for a living,...
Mountain Time 12 Astronaut 1: Are you ready to explore this planet? / Astronaut 2: I was born ready. / [[Later]] / Astronaut 1: Well? Aren't you coming? / Astronaut 2: Heck no! / Astronaut 1: I thought you were "born ready." / Astronaut 2: I was, but my family converted to Lutheranism when I was five. / Monster: Who the...
Mountain Time 13 [[A father and son discuss turtles]] / Son: Daddy, why do turtles have shells? / Father: Because on the planet the come from, avocados fall from the sky. / Father: Here--try throwing one at him. / [[The son throws an avocado at the turtle]] / <> / Son: It turned to mush! / Father: Exactly. Turtles...
 
Mountain Time 14 [[A lot of people named Paul live on Paul Island]] / Paul: Hey Paul! / Pauls: What? / Paul: Want to drink some vodka? / Pauls: Pour me a tall one, comrade! And make it snappy! / Seagull: I bet pi ends with a 4. / [[The Onion is talking to a snake]] / Onion: Seen any condors around here? / Snake: Do bears...
Mountain Time 15 [[Two possible werewolves are talking about cutting hair]] / PW1: No matter how many times I cut it, my hair keeps growing back. / PW2: Are you sure you're cutting it hard enough? / PW1: I'm cutting it intensely hard, man! I even chug an energy drink before I cut it. / PW2: Maybe you're a werewolf. / PW1:...
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/16/mountain-time-16/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/16/mountain-time-16/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Mountain Time 17 [[Three-armed dude with a tank hits on a chick he just met]] / TDWaT: Hey baby, you ever made it with a three-armed dude with a tank? / Chick: Why would you think I'd want to? / TDWaT: Because it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! / Chick: So is drinking bleach. / [[Guy With a Death Wish decides to drink...
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/20/mountain-time-33/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/20/mountain-time-33/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/21/mountain-time-34/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/21/mountain-time-34/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/23/mountain-time-35/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/23/mountain-time-35/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Mountain Time 50 Helicopter Pilot: Commencing Operation Awkward Tiger. / Mission Control: Rger that. / Pilot: Uh... You mean "Roger that", right? / Mission Control: That's what I said: Rger that. / Pilot: You keep saying "Rger" instead of "Roger". / Mission Control: Look, I can't pronounce the letter O, ok? / Pilot:...
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/08/mountain-time-55/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/08/mountain-time-55/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Mountain Time 59 Bear: I have 31 hammers. / Guy: That's a significant number of hammers. / Guy: A few more hammers, and you'll be the king of Hammerland. / King Bear: People of Hammerland... / Peasant 1: King Bear is about to speak! / Peasant 2: Raise your hammers to the king! / King Bear: I hereby decree there be four hammers...
 

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