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| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/06/five-part-special-part-9/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/06/five-part-special-part-9/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Aisle 5 | [[Slightly-Arched-Back-Dude, a robot, an onion and Donna the Bears walk into a green field]]
/ SABD: Aw man, here comes Donna the Bears.
/ Donna the Bears: Rarr! / [[SABD leans in to tell robot something]]
/ SABD: She's a couple crayons shy of 3 crayons if you know what I mean. / [[The robot attempts... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/09/28/aisle-5/ |
| The Night Sentry 2: Electric Boogaloo | [[Back where we left off, Freud and the rock laying guy (Layer) are still digging a hole and laying rocks.]]
/ Sigmund Freud: I can breathe fire.
/ Layer: Really!? / Freud: Yeah! Wait -- no... what's that stuff? / Freud: Carbon dioxide. That's it.
/ Layer: You don't breathe carbon dioxide; you exhale... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/07/the-night-sentry-2-electric-boogalo/ |
| Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Primary) | Doctor: If you take these pills, you will be taking medicine.
/ Patient: That's enough reason enough for me. / Doctor: Huh?
/ Patient: I said, "that's enough enough reason enough for enough me." / Doctor: Hmm... you have enough symptoms.
/ Patient: Enough enough what enough? / Doctor: Let me get my... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/06/28/fish-cannot-carry-guns-1/ |
| Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Secondary) | Bird: I'm going to go join a cult. / Dude: I bet this birdbath leads somewhere. / [[Dude gets into birdbath, begins falling]] / Elsewhere
/ Bird (Now enlarged & with a flame coming out of its head): Enough enough enough.
/ Mustache Guy: Enough enough enough. / These are followers of Enough. [[arrow... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/06/29/fish-cannot-carry-guns-2/ |
| Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Tertiary) | Enough: Why, if it isn't the Great One.
/ The Great One: What do you want, Enough? / Enough: I wanted to let you know that I have minions now.
/ The Great One: You think you have enough minions to challenge my forces? / Enough: I have enough minions by definition.
/ The Great One's thoughts go "pop!" / Meanwhile
/ Dude:... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/06/30/fish-cannot-carry-guns-3/ |
| Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Quaternary) | Mailbox: We may soon have to do battle with the followers of Enough.
/ Snake: Heathens. / [[A ninja comes flying in]] / < http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/01/fish-cannot-carry-guns-4/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/02/fish-cannot-carry-guns-5/">http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/02/fish-cannot-carry-guns-5/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 2 | [[A man presses an elevator call button]] / < http://mountaincomics.com/2010/08/26/the-unstartled-giraffe-2/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 3 | [[The Sweaty Guy is in the ocean]]
/ Sweaty Guy: I'd like to see the dry air get me here! / Sweaty Guy: Ow! / Sweaty Guy: You bit me!
/ Seahorse: No, that was a seahorse kiss. / Seahorse: And I am the Seahorse Queen! / THE SEAHORSE QUEEN GETS THIS WHOLE PANEL / Seahorse Queen: Follow me!
/ Sweaty Guy... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/08/30/the-unstartled-giraffe-3/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 4 | Sweaty Guy: HELLO? SEAHORSE GUARDIAN? NICE CAVE YA GOT HERE. PRETTY DARK, THOUGH. / Other Guy: There's a dimmer switch just to your right.
/ Sweaty Guy: Oh. Thanks. / Sweaty Guy: Are you the seahorse guardian? / Other Guy: Haha! No. Name's Pete. / Pete: Pete Seahorseguardian. / Sweaty Guy: So you... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/02/the-unstartled-giraffe-4/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 5 | Sweaty Guy: Are you the seahorse guardian? / Spear Guy: No. She is.
/ Sweaty Guy: TV's Helen Hunt? / Violin Cat (singing): Love, love, love / Violin Cat (singing; a spider has crawled out of his ear): Love, geese and paint / Violin Cat (singing; many spiders are crawling on him now): Some say they're... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/07/the-unstartled-giraffe-5/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 6 | Sweaty Guy: Wake up, Helen Hunt! You have to save Seahorse City! / Helen Hunt: RARR! / [[Helen Hunt shoots eye lasers into the cavern's ceiling and exits]] / Spear Guy: Alright, sorry about -- oh geez.
/ Sweaty Guy: Ha! Now you can't stop Seahorse City from being saved! / PLOT TWIST AHEAD / Spear... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/09/the-unstartled-giraffe-6/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 7 | Spear Guy: There's gotta be some way to stop Helen Hunt. / Albatross: (Moo) You must find the Construction Barrel of Justice (Moo) / Spear Guy: Well that was a freebie.
/ Sweaty Guy (Who is really rather un-sweaty now): Are we swimming uphill? / Meanwhile
/ Crook: I'm sure to be on the news tonight,... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/13/the-unstartled-giraffe-7/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 8 | Soldier: Sir, Helen Hunt's death toll has reached 140 million since lunch. / Soldier: Our tanks melt when they get within 1000 yards of her. / Soldier: Our mortar shells go all seppuku when fired in her direction. / Soldier: There's all these plague doctors that want to play catch. / Soldier: Some... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/16/the-unstartled-giraffe-8/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 9 | Un-sweaty Guy: There's like a million of these! How can we tell which one is the Construction Barrel of Justice?
/ Spear Guy: Let's ask this toad.
/ Passerby: Good thinking. / Passerby: #*_$# / Passerby: HWP! / < http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/23/the-unstartled-giraffe-9/ |
| Mountain Time 10 | [[Strongdude and Disgruntled Authority Figure With Gun are discussing if strength can allow you to dodge a bullet]]
/ Strongdude: I'm so strong I can dodge bullets!
/ DAFWG: Isn't that more of a speed thing? / Strongdude: I don't know. Let's find out.
/ DAFWG: Ok. / [[DAFWG shoots Strongdude... he doesn't... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/02/mountain-time-10/ |
| Mountain Time 11 | [[At the generic award show spectacular...]]
/ Host: And the award for Day Most Named After Saturn goes to... Saturday! / Saturday: Wow-this is such an honor. I'd like to thank the Romans; without them I could've never done this. / {{Later...}}
/ Sara: I'm happy for you, dad, but I work hard for a living,... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/03/mountain-time-11/ |
| Mountain Time 12 | Astronaut 1: Are you ready to explore this planet?
/ Astronaut 2: I was born ready. / [[Later]]
/ Astronaut 1: Well? Aren't you coming?
/ Astronaut 2: Heck no! / Astronaut 1: I thought you were "born ready."
/ Astronaut 2: I was, but my family converted to Lutheranism when I was five. / Monster: Who the... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/05/mountain-time-12/ |
| Mountain Time 13 | [[A father and son discuss turtles]]
/ Son: Daddy, why do turtles have shells?
/ Father: Because on the planet the come from, avocados fall from the sky. / Father: Here--try throwing one at him. / [[The son throws an avocado at the turtle]]
/ < http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/09/mountain-time-13/ |
| Mountain Time 14 | [[A lot of people named Paul live on Paul Island]]
/ Paul: Hey Paul!
/ Pauls: What? / Paul: Want to drink some vodka?
/ Pauls: Pour me a tall one, comrade! And make it snappy!
/ Seagull: I bet pi ends with a 4. / [[The Onion is talking to a snake]]
/ Onion: Seen any condors around here?
/ Snake: Do bears... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/10/mountain-time-14/ |
| Mountain Time 15 | [[Two possible werewolves are talking about cutting hair]]
/ PW1: No matter how many times I cut it, my hair keeps growing back.
/ PW2: Are you sure you're cutting it hard enough? / PW1: I'm cutting it intensely hard, man! I even chug an energy drink before I cut it. / PW2: Maybe you're a werewolf. / PW1:... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/12/mountain-time-15/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/16/mountain-time-16/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/16/mountain-time-16/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mountain Time 17 | [[Three-armed dude with a tank hits on a chick he just met]]
/ TDWaT: Hey baby, you ever made it with a three-armed dude with a tank?
/ Chick: Why would you think I'd want to? / TDWaT: Because it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
/ Chick: So is drinking bleach. / [[Guy With a Death Wish decides to drink... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/17/mountain-time-17/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/20/mountain-time-33/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/20/mountain-time-33/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/21/mountain-time-34/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/21/mountain-time-34/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/23/mountain-time-35/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/23/mountain-time-35/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mountain Time 50 | Helicopter Pilot: Commencing Operation Awkward Tiger.
/ Mission Control: Rger that. / Pilot: Uh... You mean "Roger that", right?
/ Mission Control: That's what I said: Rger that. / Pilot: You keep saying "Rger" instead of "Roger".
/ Mission Control: Look, I can't pronounce the letter O, ok? / Pilot:... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/05/28/mountain-time-50/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/08/mountain-time-55/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/08/mountain-time-55/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mountain Time 59 | Bear: I have 31 hammers.
/ Guy: That's a significant number of hammers.
/ Guy: A few more hammers, and you'll be the king of Hammerland.
/ King Bear: People of Hammerland...
/ Peasant 1: King Bear is about to speak!
/ Peasant 2: Raise your hammers to the king!
/ King Bear: I hereby decree there be four hammers... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/23/mountain-time-59/ |
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