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| Mountain Time 59 | Bear: I have 31 hammers.
/ Guy: That's a significant number of hammers.
/ Guy: A few more hammers, and you'll be the king of Hammerland.
/ King Bear: People of Hammerland...
/ Peasant 1: King Bear is about to speak!
/ Peasant 2: Raise your hammers to the king!
/ King Bear: I hereby decree there be four hammers... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/23/mountain-time-59/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/29/mountain-time-61/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/29/mountain-time-61/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mountain Time 62 | [[There are two kids, and there are two kites]] / Woman: It's so nice to see kids flying kites.
/ Man: Huh? No, those are wild kites. The kids are trying to lasso them. / [[Indeed, a kid tries to lasso a kite]] / Man: They're acting on the instinctive drive to tether anything that soars free. / Woman:... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/30/mountain-time-62/ |
| Mountain Time 75 | Scientist: I just invented the pogonoose! / Scientist: It has the properties of a pogo stick and a noose.
/ Guy: No way can that thing function as a pogo stick. / Glass Cleaner (thinking): That's what she said. / Scientist: Wanna test its noose capabilities?
/ Guy: No! Help! Surf Rat! / Serf Rat: You... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/07/30/mountain-time-75/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/07/five-part-special-part-10/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/07/five-part-special-part-10/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mountain Time 81 | COUNTING TO ONE
/ Guy: Uh... six?
/ MATH IS NOT SUBJECTIVE / Host: On my panel tonight are: / Host: Socrates the Turkey,
/ Socrates the Turkey: What is a panel? If it's wood, should it go on a station wagon? / Host: Bertram, a horseman of the Apocalypse
/ Bertram: Howdy. / Host: and Agoraphobic Hamster,... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/10/mountain-time-81/ |
| Mountain Time 82 | Indianacorn Jones & Shortround the Acorn, in unison: WHOA! / Indiana & shortround, again in unison: Oof! / Shortround: What's going on down there? / Acorn Priest: Now I will read from the Necronomacorn to summon Diabloak. / Indiana: We've gotta get outta here!
/ Acorn Priest: ...absentum laedit cum... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/11/mountain-time-82/ |
| Mountain Time 83 | Dude 1: This is a tape dispenser.
/ Dude 2: Yes. It is. / Dude 1: It is the Tape Dispenser of Verisimilitude.
/ Dude 2: Yes. It is. / Dude 1: It will guide our spirits to their eternal destination.
/ Dude 2: Yes. It will. / Dude 1: Our spirit guide is changing forms.
/ Dude 2: Yes. / Dude 2: It is now... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/13/mountain-time-83/ |
| Mountain Time 84 | [[Dave and some other guy are just standing around]]
/ Guy: What's the deal with moths and lightbulbs? / [[Dave's head comes off]]
/ Guy: Uh, Dave, your head's come off.
/ [[Yeah, I just said that...]] / Dave: Ouagadougou!
/ Guy: The capital of Burkina Faso? / [[Dave's head is flying!!!]] / [[Dave's... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/17/mountain-time-84/ |
| Mountain Time 85 | King: Slay the dreadful dragon, and you may marry my daughter, Princess Online Dating. / [[Knight gallops away on his horse]] / Cowboy: Whoa, there, pardner. There ain't no such things as dragons. / Cowboy: Why, the very notion of knights an' kings is as outdated as the powdered wig. / Cowboy: In... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/18/mountain-time-85/ |
| Mountain Time 86 | [[A pine candle in a jar is resting upside-down on a couple of blocks]] / Guy 1: What are you doing?
/ Guy 2: I'm testing to see if the sun can melt this candle. / Guy 1: Why? / Guy 2: Why did man go to the moon? / Guy 1: That was a response to a challenge mankind has felt since he first walked the... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/20/mountain-time-86/ |
| Mountain Time 87 | Fly: This second is the first second of the rest of this minute. This second is the first second of the...
/ AGORAPHOBIC HAMSTER
/ ANSWERS THE DOOR
/ Agoraphobic Hamster: Hey! Get out of my title shot! / < http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/24/mountain-time-87/ |
| Mountain Time 88 | Guy: Have you gotten the latest edition of AYTAC magazine? / [[Magazine cover: Are You Thinking About Cows? August 09 // What your cow thoughts say about you...p.46]] / Otto: Yeah. I took the quiz on page 33, and it said I was moderately thinking about cows. / Guy: So you're a mediocre moo-moo muller?
/ Otto:... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/25/mountain-time-88/ |
| Mountain Time 89 | Dude: Paul, I'd like you to meet Donna the Bears.
/ Paul: Bears? She looks like a single human to me. / Dude: She has multiple personalities, but they're all bears.
/ Donna: Rarr! / Paul: Better not tell her where Salmon-arms Johnny lives.
/ [[Donna sniffs her hand]] / Meanwhile
/ Salmon-arms Johnny:... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/27/mountain-time-89/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/09/07/mountain-time-93/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/09/07/mountain-time-93/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mountain Time 95 | TODAY'S COMIC:
/ How accidental mispronunciation can be caused be light-speed hover gremlins.
/ L.S.H.G.: Like me! / Man: I have to pee. / [[A light-speed hover gremlin shows up with a u and an accent, and throws them into the man's speech to make:]] / Man: I have toup?e.
/ Someone offscreen: Thank God!... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/09/10/mountain-time-95/ |
| Mountain Time 96 | [[There is a crane]] / Guy: Oh, uh, here comes the crane again. / [[The crane grabs him]] / Guy: It keeps picking me up. / [[It picks him up]] / Guy: Hey crane! I'd really rather be stationary. On the ground. / Guy: No -- don't put me down there! / Later
/ Guy: And so it dropped me in the part... http://mountaincomics.com/2009/09/14/mountain-time-96/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 10 | 3 DAYS LATER
/ 2.4 BILLION PEOPLE DEAD
/ TOOTHPASTE
/ TRASH BAGS
/ EGGS
/ BUTTER
/ ROCKET SAUCE / Spear Guy: So have you thought of any -- um, what's that?
/ Un-Sweaty Guy: I stole a rhino from the zoo. / Spear Guy: So the cops are after you like crazy now, huh?
/ Un-Sweaty Guy: Yeah. / Spear Guy: How are... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/27/the-unstartled-giraffe-10/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 11 | Un-Sweaty Guy: Ok, you look like a dapper seahorse. Now go woo Helen Hunt and inject her with enough ketamine to drop a brachiosaurus. / And so
/ Spear Guy (dressed as a dapper seahorse): Oh Helen!
/ Helen Hunt: ?! / Spear Guy: Why don't you take a break from killing everything in sight and dance with... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/28/the-unstartled-giraffe-11/ |
| The Unstartled Giraffe 12 | Spear Guy: Well, we tried sedating Helen Hunt with drugs from the zoo, but it only made her stronger. / Spear Guy: Her death toll is over 8 billion. She's killed everyone in the world at least 1.15 times.
/ Un-Sweaty Guy: Traffic is still bad. / Construction Barrel of Justice: Take me to this "zoo." / At... http://mountaincomics.com/2010/10/04/the-unstartled-giraffe-12/ |
| Mountain Time 235 | Dude: Hey Dave, check out my new heavy-duty stapler.
/ Dave: The mind is the most powerful stapler of all. / Dude: Oh yeah? This one can do 215 sheets and -- EERGH! / Dude: Are you stapling me with your mind?!
/ Dave: No. / (Other) Dave: But I am.
/ Dave: NOW would you agree that the mind is the most... http://mountaincomics.com/2011/01/03/mountain-time-23five/ |
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