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a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/06/five-part-special-part-9/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/08/06/five-part-special-part-9/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Aisle 5 [[Slightly-Arched-Back-Dude, a robot, an onion and Donna the Bears walk into a green field]] / SABD: Aw man, here comes Donna the Bears. / Donna the Bears: Rarr! / [[SABD leans in to tell robot something]] / SABD: She's a couple crayons shy of 3 crayons if you know what I mean. / [[The robot attempts to find a connection between Donna, Bears, and Crayons]] / [[The robot explodes and Donna the Bears runs away]] / Donna the Bears: Rarr! / SABD: Huh. Must be that robot typhoid fever that's going around. / SABD: So, Onion, I know you're sworn to protect humans, but what about a human whose mind is several bears? / Onion: Good question. I'll have to ask Sensei. / / {{Later, at the dojo}} / Onion: ...So you see, Sensei, it raises the question: which is more human? A woman whose mind is several bears or several bears whose minds are a woman? / Sensei: What
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/09/28/aisle-5/
The Night Sentry 2: Electric Boogaloo [[Back where we left off, Freud and the rock laying guy (Layer) are still digging a hole and laying rocks.]] / Sigmund Freud: I can breathe fire. / Layer: Really!? / Freud: Yeah! Wait -- no... what's that stuff? / Freud: Carbon dioxide. That's it. / Layer: You don't breathe carbon dioxide; you exhale it. / Freud: Exhaling is part of breathing / Other Guy: Your mom is part of breathing. / Freud: Wait a minute... / [[Freud pulls off Layer's mask to reveal... another Sigmund Freud...]] / Freud 2: Damn it! / [[Subsequently, the next three panels only have them returning to what they were doing]] / [[Yep this one too.]] / [[No, seriously...]] / Freud 1: Besides, no one ever says dragons "exhale" fire. They just breathe it. / {{Meanwhile in an alternate universe...}} / Freud 1: Boy, those fire-exhaling dragons sure are exhaling fire today! / Freud 2: Fire-exhalingly.
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/12/07/the-night-sentry-2-electric-boogalo/
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Primary) Doctor: If you take these pills, you will be taking medicine. / Patient: That's enough reason enough for me. / Doctor: Huh? / Patient: I said, "that's enough enough reason enough for enough me." / Doctor: Hmm... you have enough symptoms. / Patient: Enough enough what enough? / Doctor: Let me get my enough goggles. / [[Doctor puts on goggles. Seen through the goggles, the patient is surrounded by large letters that spell "ENOUGH"]] / Doctor: Yep, that's enough. / Patient: Enough what enough do I enough do, Doc? / Enough: You will do nothing. / Enough: And as for you, Doctor: stop trying to cure my recruits. / [[Four shots of the exciting life of Enough]]
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/06/28/fish-cannot-carry-guns-1/
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Secondary) Bird: I'm going to go join a cult. / Dude: I bet this birdbath leads somewhere. / [[Dude gets into birdbath, begins falling]] / Elsewhere / Bird (Now enlarged & with a flame coming out of its head): Enough enough enough. / Mustache Guy: Enough enough enough. / These are followers of Enough. [[arrow left]] / These aren't. [[arrow right]] / Safe: I wonder if there's beer on the sun. / Armless Grass Skirt Guy: Let's go find out! / [[They rocket toward the sun]] / Dude: I've been falling a long time. / Dude: I bet I'm allergic to pears now. Wait -- am I falling, / Dude: or am I on a farm with George Washington? / George Washington: Never eat oatmeal with a fork. / George Washington: I fucking MEAN IT.
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/06/29/fish-cannot-carry-guns-2/
 
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Tertiary) Enough: Why, if it isn't the Great One. / The Great One: What do you want, Enough? / Enough: I wanted to let you know that I have minions now. / The Great One: You think you have enough minions to challenge my forces? / Enough: I have enough minions by definition. / The Great One's thoughts go "pop!" / Meanwhile / Dude: No, General Washington! Please! / George Washington: General Washington? / George Washington: I'll have you know that I'm a very specific Washington! / George Washington: Now get back to work. I'm gonna count to 4. / George Washington: 1. You better work that hoe. / George Washington: 2. Bitch, I'm George Washington! / George Washington: 3. We're gonna plant some potatoes. / 4. Surf Rat just triumphed again.
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/06/30/fish-cannot-carry-guns-3/
Fish Cannot Carry Guns (Quaternary) Mailbox: We may soon have to do battle with the followers of Enough. / Snake: Heathens. / [[A ninja comes flying in]] / <> / [[The ninja kicks the mailbox, snapping its stand]] / Mailbox: Who jump-kicks a mailbox? Seriously. / Snake: Are you a minion of Enough? / Ninja: No. I'm a postal ninja. / <> / [[Another ninja kicks the mailbox stand]] / Postal Ninja: And he's a post ninja. / <> / Post Ninja: And he's a post-structuralist ninja. / Post-structuralist Ninja: Only in so far as my actions correlate with your expectations of my behavior given your designation of me as such. / EVEN DEATH LLAMAS CAN HAVE SPOUSES
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/01/fish-cannot-carry-guns-4/
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/02/fish-cannot-carry-guns-5/">http://mountaincomics.com/2010/07/02/fish-cannot-carry-guns-5/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
The Unstartled Giraffe 2 [[A man presses an elevator call button]] / <> / [[The elevator arrives; the man gets on]] / [[The man looks at the Sweaty Guy, who is carrying a bucket of water]] / Man: What's with the bucket of water? / Sweaty Guy: I'm humidifying the elevator. / Man: Couldn't you just set the bucket down and leave? / Sweaty Guy: But then I couldn't enjoy the humidity. / Man: Yeah, but -- / Sweaty Guy: What are you, a water thief? / Man: No, I -- / [[The man looks away]] / Sweaty Guy: I notice you're not wearing a hat. Is that because you plan on wearing my bucket? / <> / [[The man has exited the elevator]] / Sweaty Guy: Hey! Stop opening the door! / To be continued.
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/08/26/the-unstartled-giraffe-2/
The Unstartled Giraffe 3 [[The Sweaty Guy is in the ocean]] / Sweaty Guy: I'd like to see the dry air get me here! / Sweaty Guy: Ow! / Sweaty Guy: You bit me! / Seahorse: No, that was a seahorse kiss. / Seahorse: And I am the Seahorse Queen! / THE SEAHORSE QUEEN GETS THIS WHOLE PANEL / Seahorse Queen: Follow me! / Sweaty Guy (thinking): Well, she did get that entire panel... / Seahorse Queen: You must enter this cave and wake our guardian. Only she can save Seahorse City from CERTAIN DOOM. / Sweaty Guy (thinking): Hmm... if Seahorse City falls, the whole seahorse economy will go with it. And if their chief exports are mustard and leather, there'll be less mustard and leather available! / Sweaty Guy: I'll do it! / Seahorse Queen (thinking): Was he sweating underwater? / Seahorses: somehow aware of perspiration.
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/08/30/the-unstartled-giraffe-3/
 
The Unstartled Giraffe 4 Sweaty Guy: HELLO? SEAHORSE GUARDIAN? NICE CAVE YA GOT HERE. PRETTY DARK, THOUGH. / Other Guy: There's a dimmer switch just to your right. / Sweaty Guy: Oh. Thanks. / Sweaty Guy: Are you the seahorse guardian? / Other Guy: Haha! No. Name's Pete. / Pete: Pete Seahorseguardian. / Sweaty Guy: So you are the seahorse guardian! / Pete: No. I run a used car lot in Lansing. / Sweaty Guy: But -- / Pete: Hold that thought. I've got a customer. / Pete (to nobody): So, you like the Nissan, eh? / Pete: This is a good one. Low miles, really clean, / Pete: mature, respectful, emotionally available, dual airbags, A/C...
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/02/the-unstartled-giraffe-4/
The Unstartled Giraffe 5 Sweaty Guy: Are you the seahorse guardian? / Spear Guy: No. She is. / Sweaty Guy: TV's Helen Hunt? / Violin Cat (singing): Love, love, love / Violin Cat (singing; a spider has crawled out of his ear): Love, geese and paint / Violin Cat (singing; many spiders are crawling on him now): Some say they're the purpose of life / Violin Cat (singing; now covered in spiders): Mm fmm fmm mm mm / Spear Guy: Yep. TV's Helen Hunt. / Sweaty Guy: I have to wake her! / Spear Guy: Well you'll have to get b y me and my spear or ineffectual shovel. / Sweaty Guy: Well, as the saying goes, "the best things in life are free... / Sweaty Guy: and axes coalesce from seawater! / <> / Spear Guy: Oh, hold on. My danish is ready. / [[Spear Guy is gone; Sweaty Guy swims toward Helen Hunt]]
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/07/the-unstartled-giraffe-5/
The Unstartled Giraffe 6 Sweaty Guy: Wake up, Helen Hunt! You have to save Seahorse City! / Helen Hunt: RARR! / [[Helen Hunt shoots eye lasers into the cavern's ceiling and exits]] / Spear Guy: Alright, sorry about -- oh geez. / Sweaty Guy: Ha! Now you can't stop Seahorse City from being saved! / PLOT TWIST AHEAD / Spear Guy: You idiot! You've been duped by the Evil Seahorse Queen! / Sweaty Guy: Wait -- are there separate monarchies for Good and Evil seahorses? / Spear Guy: Huh? Oh, sorry; I meant to say "evil Seahorse Queen," lowercase e. So just the one monarchy. / Spear Guy: And the seahorse guardian is her world-destroying superweapon. Didn't you notice that Seahorse City is an anagram of cease history? / Sweaty Guy: And Seahorse Queen is an anagram of he's no sea queer! / Cenobite Donut
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/09/the-unstartled-giraffe-6/
The Unstartled Giraffe 7 Spear Guy: There's gotta be some way to stop Helen Hunt. / Albatross: (Moo) You must find the Construction Barrel of Justice (Moo) / Spear Guy: Well that was a freebie. / Sweaty Guy (Who is really rather un-sweaty now): Are we swimming uphill? / Meanwhile / Crook: I'm sure to be on the news tonight, after the heist I pulled! / Reporter: ...one eyewitness said, "Helen Hunt killed me and 30,000,000 other people." / Crook: Stupid fluff news! Also: I think my heart is melting. / Reporter: I asked random people why they think Helen Hunt is killing everyone. / Random Lady: Probably because they're saying Triceratops isn't real. That's driven me to kill 8 people. / Random Sigmund Freud: Sex. / Random Ys Guy: I'm made of Ys. / Reporter: Truly a wise man. / [[Helen Hunt's terrorizes a city and destroys an Adios Taco ad for SPLASH! Fruit Juice Cocktail.]]
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/13/the-unstartled-giraffe-7/
The Unstartled Giraffe 8 Soldier: Sir, Helen Hunt's death toll has reached 140 million since lunch. / Soldier: Our tanks melt when they get within 1000 yards of her. / Soldier: Our mortar shells go all seppuku when fired in her direction. / Soldier: There's all these plague doctors that want to play catch. / Soldier: Some guys are named Dan. (Maybe him ^) / Soldier: The price of rocket sauce has tripled. / [[Tangy Rocket Sauce is up to $8.99 a bottle]] / Soldier: And our entire air fleet simply disintegrated. / Soldier: What can we do, General? / General: There's only one thing left TO do. / Soldier: You mean... / General: I'm afraid so. / Soldier: But... (gulp) are you sure? / General: Yes. It is our only hope. / General: SEND IN THE PARTY HAT DIVISION! / But the Party Hat Division failed.
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/16/the-unstartled-giraffe-8/
 
The Unstartled Giraffe 9 Un-sweaty Guy: There's like a million of these! How can we tell which one is the Construction Barrel of Justice? / Spear Guy: Let's ask this toad. / Passerby: Good thinking. / Passerby: #*_$# / Passerby: HWP! / <> / [[Passerby vomits up a tree]] / Spear Guy: How do we find the Construction Barrel of Justice? / Toad: If you offer an animal sacrifice, He will present Himself. / Toads: They won't beat you at chess. / <> / Construction Barrel of Justice (CBJ): I am the Construction Barrel of Justice / Spear Guy: You look more like a bottle of ketchup to me. / CBJ: You shouldn't take religion literally. / Un-sweaty Guy (thinking): Relgion? / Spear Guy: How do we stop Helen Hunt, O Just Barrel? / CBJ: Well, what have you tried so far? / Spear Guy: We... uh... / Un-sweaty Guy: We swam for a while? / CBJ: Who are you trying to defeat -- Helen Hunt, or your beer guts? Ha ha! Seriously, though: go try some things or I'll kill you.
http://mountaincomics.com/2010/09/23/the-unstartled-giraffe-9/
Mountain Time 10 [[Strongdude and Disgruntled Authority Figure With Gun are discussing if strength can allow you to dodge a bullet]] / Strongdude: I'm so strong I can dodge bullets! / DAFWG: Isn't that more of a speed thing? / Strongdude: I don't know. Let's find out. / DAFWG: Ok. / [[DAFWG shoots Strongdude... he doesn't dodge the bullet]] / [[Strongdude is dying]] / DAFWG: Did you dodge it? / [[Strongdude dies, DAFWG looks up at the words inquisitively]] / Panel: NOW THAT HE HAS DIED, HE CAN TAKE HIS TRUE FORM: / Panel: DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER. / DAFWG: Oh. / [[Surf Rat appears to right the wrongs done by DAFWG, DAFWG tries to shoot him down]] / Surf Rat: Even the circle of life is no match for Surf Rat! / DAFWG: No!!! / [[Meanwhile, Obnoxious Fangirl meets Burkina Faso]] / OF: Oh my God! Are you Burkina Faso? Can I get your autograph? / Burkina Faso: Why stop there? / [[It is heavily implied that OF slept with Burkina Faso]] / {{Later}} / OF: That was incredible. / Burkina Faso: Let me guess: you could feel the Earth move, right? / OF (Thinking): Wow-Burkina Faso gets me! / Burkina Faso (Thinking): Wait'll Benin hears about this! / [[Meanwhile, Snailbear and Robot]] / Robot: Ah, Snailbears. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. / Snailbear: Rarr! / [[Meanwhile, a chef is having a barbeque on a snake while Expert Bowler is bowling with Girl-Bowling-Ball]] / Chef: Did they ever determine whether dodging bullets is a speed thing or a strength thing? / Girl-Bowling-Ball: The results were inconclusive.
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/02/mountain-time-10/
Mountain Time 11 [[At the generic award show spectacular...]] / Host: And the award for Day Most Named After Saturn goes to... Saturday! / Saturday: Wow-this is such an honor. I'd like to thank the Romans; without them I could've never done this. / {{Later...}} / Sara: I'm happy for you, dad, but I work hard for a living, and I wish you would give me some recognition. / Saturday: Sara, you have far to go, but one day you will taste this kind of success. / [[Sara's Doppelg?nger Sara Sara appears.]] / Sara: Ooh, dad makes me so mad! / Sara Sara: Hello, Sara. / [[Sara's Trippelg?nger Sara Sara Sara appears, along with a homophobic man.]] / Sara: Who are you? / Sara Sara: I'm your evil doppelg?nger, Sara Sara. / Sara Sara Sara: And I'm your evil trippelg?nger, Sara Sara Sara. / HM: And I'm homophobic! / HM: Why do I always lead with that?! / Sara: Look, just doubling up my name doesn't make you my doppelg?nger. / Sara Sara: You're boring. / [[Enter Guitar of Insincerity and Hat Guy]] / GoI: I like your hat. / HG: Really? Thanks. / GoI: No, not really! I think it makes you look pinheaded! / [[Guitar of Insincerity Title Panel]] / [[Enter Mushroom]] / GoI: Hey, you seem like a really fun guy. / Mushroom: Really? / GoI: No! You don't even move! / [[Panel describes the difference between a Mailbox and a Male Box.]]
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/03/mountain-time-11/
Mountain Time 12 Astronaut 1: Are you ready to explore this planet? / Astronaut 2: I was born ready. / [[Later]] / Astronaut 1: Well? Aren't you coming? / Astronaut 2: Heck no! / Astronaut 1: I thought you were "born ready." / Astronaut 2: I was, but my family converted to Lutheranism when I was five. / Monster: Who the hell designed your spaceship? / Astronaut 1: How the hell did you sneak up on me? / [[A giant four casts a shadow]] / Dude: What lousy four shadowing. / Astronaut 2: Luther was right! / Monster: num num num. / [[Airport]] / Man: Hi, is this the baggage claim? / Clerk: Yes it is. / Man: Ok, I'm still torn up emotionally about my divorce; the alimony is killing me; and I have unresolved issues about my father. / Clerk: Luther was right! / Clerk: Time to follow Martin Luther's example of nailing things to doors. / Clerk: Truly, this is the path to God. / Raccoon: Down with Prussia! / Man: Prussia hasn't existed for decades. / Raccoon: Dude, I'm a raccoon.
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/05/mountain-time-12/
Mountain Time 13 [[A father and son discuss turtles]] / Son: Daddy, why do turtles have shells? / Father: Because on the planet the come from, avocados fall from the sky. / Father: Here--try throwing one at him. / [[The son throws an avocado at the turtle]] / <> / Son: It turned to mush! / Father: Exactly. Turtles live on guacamole, so on the turtle planet they wait for an avocado storm to come, and then they eat the guacamole off each other's shells. / Son: Why do avocados fall from the sky? / Father: Because they can't fall from the ground. / [[Scene change to a mountain]] / Mountain: I, mountain, am the tallest of all. / [[To ski chalet]] / Ski Chalet: I, ski chalet, am made up of walls. / [[To France]] / France: I, France, was at one time Gaul. / [[To Island]] / Island: I, island, am covered with Pauls. / Paul 5: How could we have thought this was a good idea? / [[To the past!]] / {{Earlier...}} / Paul 5: Imagine it: an island where everybody is named Paul! / Paul 6: Chicks galore!
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/09/mountain-time-13/
 
Mountain Time 14 [[A lot of people named Paul live on Paul Island]] / Paul: Hey Paul! / Pauls: What? / Paul: Want to drink some vodka? / Pauls: Pour me a tall one, comrade! And make it snappy! / Seagull: I bet pi ends with a 4. / [[The Onion is talking to a snake]] / Onion: Seen any condors around here? / Snake: Do bears shit in the Vatican? / Onion: I suppose they might if they're pious enough. / Snake: You mean if they're like 3.1415926535897935384626433832795028841971... / [The Onion chops of the Snake's head]] / Vice God-elect: That snake was going to reveal the final digit of pi! / Onion: Are you God? / Vice God-elect: No, but I'm very close. I'm sort of like Vice God. Elect. I'm pretty much almost Vice God-ellect. / Onion: God is an elected position? / Vice God-elect: No, but if it were, I would almost certainly be something very similar to Vice God-elect. Or at least his assistant, maybe. / Onion: Man, I hate condors. / [[A picture of a pickle]] / PICKLES: the confusing food group / [[Two penguins are talking]] / Penguin 1: The day of judgment is near. Let us slay our enemies to show the gods we are valiant! / Penguin 2: Shouldn't we forgive our enemies, to show we're merciful? / Penguin 1: The afterlife isn't a place for pansies. / Penguin 2: On a sidenote, I just rented "Suburban Commando".
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/10/mountain-time-14/
Mountain Time 15 [[Two possible werewolves are talking about cutting hair]] / PW1: No matter how many times I cut it, my hair keeps growing back. / PW2: Are you sure you're cutting it hard enough? / PW1: I'm cutting it intensely hard, man! I even chug an energy drink before I cut it. / PW2: Maybe you're a werewolf. / PW1: Maybe you're a werewolf. / PW2: Shit! Maybe I am! / [[PW2 gives PW1 a knife]] / PW1: How can we know for sure? / PW2: Here, try stabbing me with this silver knife. If I'm a werewolf, it'll kill me! / PW1: Alright... / PW1: Wait--this is ridiculous! I can't stab you! / PW2: Why not? / PW1: I hurt my shoulder. I can't lift my arm high enough for a good stab. / PW2: Oh, well then try shooting me with a silver bullet. / [[PW2 hands PW1 a gun]] / PW1: Good thinking. / [[PW1 shoots PW2]] / <> / [[PW2 dies]] / PW1: Whew! That was close!
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/12/mountain-time-15/
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/16/mountain-time-16/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/16/mountain-time-16/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Mountain Time 17 [[Three-armed dude with a tank hits on a chick he just met]] / TDWaT: Hey baby, you ever made it with a three-armed dude with a tank? / Chick: Why would you think I'd want to? / TDWaT: Because it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! / Chick: So is drinking bleach. / [[Guy With a Death Wish decides to drink bleach]] / <> / [[His torso disappears!]] / GWaDW: Woah! / [[GWaDW decides to tell his friend, Fritz]] / GWaDW: Hey Fritz, check it out! I drank some bleach and it made my torso disappear! / Fritz: Then what's holding your body together? / GWaDW: Beats me. / [[GWaDW falls apart, and a condor appears]] / Condor: You gonna eat that? / [[Onion kills the condor]] / Onion: Well you sure aren't! / [[Scene change to the Astronauts, who are examining a small bear like creature]] / Astronaut 1: What do you make of that thing? / Astronaut 2: It kind of looks friendly. / [[The bear thing chomps on Astronaut 2's foot]] / Astronaut 1: Bad idea! Bad idea! / Astronaut 2: AUGH! My Foot! / [[The bear thing rips the foot off]] / Astronaut 2: Aww man, that was one of my favorite feet! / [[Back to TDWaT]] / TDWaT: I thought of another reason you'd want to hook up with me. / Chick: I don't want to hear it. / TDWaT: Are you sure? / <> / [[It is highly implied that TDWaT ran over Chick]] / TDWaT: ...It's a really convincing argument.
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/03/17/mountain-time-17/
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/20/mountain-time-33/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/20/mountain-time-33/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/21/mountain-time-34/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/21/mountain-time-34/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/23/mountain-time-35/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/04/23/mountain-time-35/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Mountain Time 50 Helicopter Pilot: Commencing Operation Awkward Tiger. / Mission Control: Rger that. / Pilot: Uh... You mean "Roger that", right? / Mission Control: That's what I said: Rger that. / Pilot: You keep saying "Rger" instead of "Roger". / Mission Control: Look, I can't pronounce the letter O, ok? / Pilot: There were 6 Os in that sentence! / Mission Control/Dude 1: Just fly the damn helicopter, alright? / Dude 2: Oh, hey, guess what? / You just got kicked by LENNY THE FUCK YOU ZEBRA / [[SAXOPHONE SOLO]] / Dude 1: Dude, I think I punctured a lung. / Dude 2: Like you even know what that feels like. / Dude 1: I know it feels like hurting. / Dude 2: Nice grammar, pussy. / [[Dude 1 coughs up blood]] / Pilot: Does wisdom perhaps appear on the Earth as a snailbear which is inspired by the smell of carrion? / Snailbear: Rarr!
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/05/28/mountain-time-50/
a class="searchlink" href="http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/08/mountain-time-55/">http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/08/mountain-time-55/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Mountain Time 59 Bear: I have 31 hammers. / Guy: That's a significant number of hammers. / Guy: A few more hammers, and you'll be the king of Hammerland. / King Bear: People of Hammerland... / Peasant 1: King Bear is about to speak! / Peasant 2: Raise your hammers to the king! / King Bear: I hereby decree there be four hammers in every household! / Peasant 3: King Bear is far greater than King Person ever dreamt of being! / Peasant 2: He is even greater than King Albatross! / Earlier / King Albatross: I hereby decree there be three hammers in every household! / Peasant 4: I don't really think hammers are all that great.
http://mountaincomics.com/2009/06/23/mountain-time-59/
 

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