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| Guest Strip: Jason Robey | Special Edventures Comics / Jason: Think maybe you could keep your food on your tray, please? / Student: No! No! No! FUCKING NO! / Principal: Young man, who is using such foul language in my school?
/ Student: Uh... / Student [[pointing at Jason]]: It was...HIM! / [[Principal stares at Jason.]] / [[Principal... http://actionathena.com/2011/06/24/guest-strip-jason-robey/ |
| Guest Strip: Hannah Allen | REKINDLING THE BROMANCE!
/ Yeuhh Hampshire! / CRANK-CALLING POPAY
/ Hannah: Hi, this is Smeagol! / FARHAD AT THE CHECKPOINT
/ Soldier: Are you the groom?
/ Farhad: What kind of fucking loser do you think I am, driving myself alone in my own Shadi mobile at 4:30 in the morning?!
/ Soldier: BWAHAHAA!! OK,... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/01/guest-strip-hannah-allen/ |
| The House Across The Street From Jason's | The House Across The Street From Jason's
/ Saturday, June 25, 2011 / NOVEMBER
/ Athena: So what's the deal with that house? They just put up handicap parking signs, and it seems like at least 6 adults live there.
/ Jason: Yeah. Dunno. / DECEMBER
/ Athena: Okay, at this point I'm pretty sure at least... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/11/the-house-across-the-street-from-jasons/ |
| Cut My Dick | 22nd & Fillmore NE Minneapolis. July 2011. / Kids in the street: !!!!!!! / [[Little boy sticks up his pointer finger. Clearly intends to give "the finger."]] / Little girl: oh yeah? / Little girl: Well CUT my DICK! http://actionathena.com/2011/07/13/cut-my-dick/ |
| A Year | On July 16, 2010, we ate Thai food, drank beer, talked forever, watched Rear Window, and kissed. / Jason and I went to see Bill Callahan at the Cedar a couple weeks ago.
/ Bill Callahan: when all you want to do is be the fire part of fire / Shortly after we began dating, Jason made me two mix CDs and... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/15/a-year/ |
| Sundeep and Megan Got Hitched | The Marriage (Twice Over) of Megan & Sundeep. Thursday, June 16-Sunday June 19, 2011. #weddinginjune / A few weeks ago, I had the excellent fortune of being present for the biggest, most incredible wedding I will probably ever attend. / Sundeep is one of Jason's closest college buddies; Megan is... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/18/sundeep-and-megan-got-hitched/ |
| Why Can't I Have A House | Realtor: Kelly and Michael?
/ Kelly: Yes, hi.
/ Realtor: Nice to meet you. Order anything you like; then we can start going over the houses. / Kelly: MEDIUM ICED ALMOND JOY MOCHA.
/ Realtor: And can I get more ice in this caramel cold press? / Kelly: I went to Art-A-Whirl last month, and I just fell... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/20/why-cant-i-have-a-house/ |
| The New Standards | Sip Coffeebar, NE Mpls, Thursday, June 23, 2011 / Chan: This is for you guys. In case you wanna play it in here sometime.
/ Athena: The New Standards! Oh man, these guys are great! We used to play them all the time at the coffee shop I used to work at! / Athena: HEY WAIT. Doesn't this guy come in... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/22/the-new-standards/ |
| Red, White, & Boom! | Red, White, & Boom Half Marathon. NE Minneapolis. July 4, 2011.
/ Athena: It's a national holiday, I've got the day off of work, and I have chosen to get up at 5:30am and run 13.1 miles. / Athena: Looks like there's a lot more women than men running this! That's kinda neat. So many groups of friends.... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/25/red-white-boom/ |
| Take Back The Aerosmith | Sunday July 24, 2011 / Athena: Jason... / Athena: I don't wanna close my eyes... I don't wanna fall asleep... / Jason [[rolling onto her]]: TAKE IT BACK!
/ Athena: ha ha ha / Athena: ha ha! Okay! I take the Aerosmith back! / Jason: whew. 'night!
/ Athena: 'night! http://actionathena.com/2011/07/27/take-back-the-aerosmith/ |
| Crazy Cousins and Gypsy Weddings | CRAZY AS USUAL (Crazy Daze. Northfield, MN. July 28, 2011.) / 7:30pm
/ Phoebe: I'm serious, this old dude got shit ALL over the bathroom, AND his chair, and the BOOTH... / 10:30pm
/ Jack: Dad was like, "HAND ME THE PHONE," Ellen's like "DON'T FUCKING HAND HIM THAT PHONE," and I'm just stuck in the... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/29/crazy-cousins-and-gypsy-weddings/ |
| Runner Reactions | How children react to runner: / Awe...or laughter. / How dogs react to runner: / RAGE!! / How cats react to runners: / PURE. TERROR. http://actionathena.com/2011/08/01/runner-reactions/ |
| Dessa | Friday July 29, 2011.
/ Athena: Hey Gretchen!
/ Gretchen: Hi Athena. So, that woman at the table right across form the register? I think that's DESSA. / Athena: ! / [[It totally is.]] / Athena: Omigod that's totally her! Haw, and we've got the Current on and they're playing Bon Iver. I wonder if... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/08/dessa/ |
| Fired | MONDAY AUGUST 8, 2011 / Coworker: Hey Athena, I forgot my lock---can I lock my bike to yours?
/ Athena: Yeah, sure! / Boss: Wait, wait / Boss: You didn't slam the fridge shut hard enough on Saturday, and since it happened once before, it's too much, and we're going to have to let you go. / [[Athena... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/10/fired/ |
| Last Thursday | Thursday August 4, 2011 / 7:59am
/ Woke up at 7:30. Biked to work for my 8:00-2:00 shift. / 2:07pm
/ ...make that 2:30.
/ Coworker on phone: I missed my bus!
/ Athena: 's cool, I can stay. / 2:34pm
/ Got a tour of local publishing company Coffeehouse Press. (All the employees are Sip regulars.) / 3:02pm
/ Biked... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/12/last-thursday/ |
| Off Center | Ross Currier: Huh.
/ Athena: What? / Ross Currier: I just noticed how off center those two posters over there are. / Athena: You're right! / Athena: snrk / Athena: I can't believe mom & Phoebe haven't already freaked out about that!
/ Ross Currier: I know! http://actionathena.com/2011/08/15/off-center/ |
| Dog Conclusion | Athena: Ha, I love how during meals Dixie sits under the table staring SO HARD at the EXACT place in the air where she thinks food might drop. / Athena: It's ridiculous! She's just FIXATED. / Athena: TRAVELER on the other hand couldn't possibly be clumsier about food. / IN CONCLUSION:
/ Dixie: SMART... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/17/dog-conclusion/ |
| Of What Use | WHATEVER! Everything is totally cool. / Athena: I find myself feeling so frustrated about my creativity these days. / Athena: As I flounder increasingly pathetically through the seas of adulthood, it seems more and more of a hindrance. / Athena [[she CRUMPLES her comics]]: You're not helping me find... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/19/of-what-use/ |
| That Hilary | I listen to a lot of tacky music on my runs. Sunday, August 21, 2011 / During my run tonight Hilary Duff's "Come Clean" came up on my iPod. / I thought immediately of high school nights when we all used to pile into Sam's car. William was our passenger seat DJ. / Say what you will about bad pop... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/22/that-hilary/ |
| Sex Party | Kevin Cannon: Hi guys!
/ Danno Klonowski: Kevin! What do you know about this thing at Bill's? It's not some kind of SEX party, is it? / Danno Klonowski: Sarah Morean!
/ Sarah Morean: Hey everybody! So, we're not going to some weird sex party, are we? / AT THE PARTY:
/ Bill Prendergast: Hey guys, thanks... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/24/sex-party/ |
| Giant Books | [[Athena and Jason sit in Jason's living room reading.]] / [[Jason reads a giant coffee table book about Jack Kirby.]] / [[Athena reads a giant coffee table book about Alan Moore.]] / Athena: yyyyep. good stuff. http://actionathena.com/2011/08/26/giant-books/ |
| Dog Walkers | Walking the dogs with mom, I saw another dog walker who looked kinda like some guy I went to high school with. / I wondered, "is he also walking his parents' dog? Is he living at home, no clue what to do with his life?" / "...or is that HIS dog? Does he have a full time job, and his own apartment?... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/29/dog-walkers/ |
| Trust No One | DAMAGES / Patty Hewes: There's a very important lesson to be learned from all this.
/ Ellen Parsons: Which is? / Athena: TRUST NO ONE. / Patty Hewes: TRUST. / Patty Hewes: NO ONE. / Athena and Jason: !! http://actionathena.com/2011/08/31/trust-no-one/ |
| Frizzy and Cranky | Athena [[livid]]: Summer's OVER
/ Athena: BUT it sorta feels like it NEVER EVEN HAPPENED
/ Athena: AND YET yesterday was STUPID HOT
/ Athena: THUS why do I EVER bother getting my (thin, vaguely wavy) hair trimmed when it only ever turns out like THIS:
/ [[ugly drawing of Athena's ugly hair.]] http://actionathena.com/2011/09/02/frizzy-and-cranky/ |
| It's Already The September Jam? | Minneapolis Conspiracy Jam, September 1, 2011 / Danno talked about collaboration.
/ Zander Cannon: I have a question.
/ Danno Klonowski: Go ahead, Zander, make me cry. / Ryan Dow was smitten. / Dan Murphy drew the cover.
/ Dan Murphy: I'm not sure I can handle the responsibility!
/ Athena: Draw circus... http://actionathena.com/2011/09/05/its-already-the-september-jam/ |
| New Moon Trio | Friday, September 9, 2011. 5:00-7:00pm. The Contented Cow. Northfield, MN. / NEW MOON TRIO / FEATURING ATHENA CURRIER http://actionathena.com/2011/09/07/new-moon-trio/ |
| About Mike | Let me tell you a few things about Mike Barthman:
/ Mike: What? Are you talking about me? Shut up. / 1. Mike drinks way too much coffee.
/ Mike: more. more. more. / Which is maybe why 2. Mike is twitchy.
/ Mike: gah! Stop looking at me! / 3. Mike is an EMT...who also writes sexy poetry.
/ Mike: Ladies,... http://actionathena.com/2011/09/21/about-mike/ |
| Negative | Athena: So this new coffee shop job is not quite the answer to my problems I'd hoped it would be. / Athena: It's more like... / A 40 minute bus ride to Uptown. / For a 3 hour shift. / Which ends sometime after midnight. (Or 1am on weekends.)
/ [[PUNCH goes the timecard.]] / For $6.25 an hour. (With... http://actionathena.com/2011/09/23/negative/ |
| Some Good Things | Some Good Things. Saturday, September 24, 2011 / Went back to Northfield for another doctor's appointment. It's not mono or anything scary, just a really persistent sinus infection.
/ Doctor: Didn't you have a film they showed at the Walker?
/ Athena: Uh, yeah! / Woke up and didn't know where Traveler... http://actionathena.com/2011/09/26/some-good-things/ |
| Jason's Birthday Is Tomorrow | Athena: Yeah, and I got into the Center for Cartoon Studies, but then--
/ Jason: Oh, you like comics? Me too!
/ Athena: Sweet! Come to Zinefest tomorrow! etc. etc. comics comics comics / Jason: --and I keep up a document of everything I read, and-- I shouldn't be telling you this. http://actionathena.com/2011/09/28/jasons-birthday-is-tomorrow/ |
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