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| Minnipeg Part 7 | [[Phoebe and Athena are inside a tent.]]
/ Phoebe: Look Athena, someone left us a present in this tent.
/ Athena: What? / Phoebe: JIZZ! That stain! It's jizz! / Athena and Phoebe: HA HA HA / Athena: Wait--who'd we borrow this tent from?
/ Phoebe: Uhhh...from Pete. / Phoebe: So it's PETE'S JIZZ!
/ Phoebe... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/10/minnipeg-part-7/ |
| Minnipeg Part 9 | 8:00 PM
/ [[Two Kinder Egg toys sit on the Currier's picnic table.]] / 8:00 AM
/ [[The Kind Egg toys are no longer there.]] / Phoebe: GASP! / Phoebe [[shouting to Athena, who is still asleep in the tent]]: SOME BITCH STOLE OUR KINDER EGG TOYS! / [[Phoebe scowls forcefully.]] / [[Athena and Phoebe... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/14/minnipeg-part-9/ |
| Dang Gum 1 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / DANG GUM: An Odyssey By Athena Currier / Cameo: That's the gum! Sweet! Heh--literally. / [[Cameo purchases the gum from a mulleted... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/04/dang-gum-1/ |
| Dang Gum 2 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Boy: Umm.......No. / Boy: Sorry. / Cameo: What! Come on! My car broke and I don't wanna walk! It's...chilly. Please? / Boy: Sigh...fine.... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/06/dang-gum-2/ |
| Dang Gum 3 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: So I woke up this morning, got dressed for work--I work at the make-up counter at Walton's... / Cameo: I ate my cereal. / Cameo:... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/09/dang-gum-3/ |
| Dang Gum 4 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: Your bike broke. Why isn't your helmet off? / Boy: Because i-it's that--it's--it's SAFER! / Cameo: WHAT? But there's no BIKE! / Boy:... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/11/dang-gum-4/ |
| Dang Gum 5 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: I hate Bernice. She's full of it. Always telling me about some new diet or beauty regime she's discovered. Always trying to... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/13/dang-gum-5/ |
| Dang Gum 6 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: You expect a certain breed of customer when working with make-up... / Cameo: Not everyone buys make-up. Especially the cheap... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/15/dang-gum-6/ |
| Dang Gum 7 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: I decided to eat lunch in the storage basement. I wasn't in the mood for company. / Boy: That's not very sociable. I mean,... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/18/dang-gum-7/ |
| Dang Gum 8 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: But that's when SHE showed up. / Cameo: Her name's Priscilla. Every week she returns something, gets store credit, and buys... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/20/dang-gum-8/ |
| Dang Gum 9 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Boss: That's IT! You come in late, you pour coffee in my face, yell at customers, and now you've ATTACKED my sister-in-law! You are... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/22/dang-gum-9/ |
| Highway 3 | RED HOT SATURDAY NIGHT / Sarah Currier: Wanna go out to dinner with us, Athena?
/ Athena: okay. / Sarah Currier: Let me just flip through this Northfield High School Band coupon book to see if there are any deals. ooh, two-for-one Burrito Supremos and Fiesta Salads at Tacoasis! / Sarah Currier: Wanna... http://actionathena.com/2010/07/19/highway-3/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://actionathena.com/2011/01/28/yes-yes-yes-2/">http://actionathena.com/2011/01/28/yes-yes-yes-2/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Comical Goddess Athena: Part 1 | HERA: Goddess of Women & Marriage. Age: Eternal. KNown for her jealous and vengeful nature. Was tricked into marrying her older brother Zeus. / APHRODITE: Goddess of Love & Beauty. Age: Eternal (but younger than Hera!). Arose naked from a cushion of sea foam. / ATHENA: Goddess of motherfuckin... http://actionathena.com/2011/03/14/the-comical-goddess-athena-part-1/ |
| The Comical Goddess Athena: Part 2 | [[POW! Hera punches Aphrodite. Athena cowers.]] / [[BAM! Hera punches again.]] / [[They circle one another.]] / [[They edge toward a cliff.]] / Hera: NYAAHH!
/ [[Hera pushes Aphrodite.]] / [[They both tumble off the cliff.]] / [[plip. They fall into the ocean below.]] / [[Aphrodite's eyes and... http://actionathena.com/2011/03/16/the-comical-goddess-athena-part-2/ |
| 3 Years of Haircuts | ALL OF MY HAIRCUTS OVER THE LAST THREE YEARS: / FEBRUARY 2008: Sara Lutrell buzzes off the last of my hacking. / JULY 2008: I try to give myself some kind of fauxhawk. / SEPTEMBER 2008: I get a tidy pixie cut at the $12 place in Noho. / JANUARY 2009: I give myself an awful trim. / FEBRUARY 2009:... http://actionathena.com/2011/04/06/3-years-of-haircuts/ |
| Guest Strip: Lupi McGinty | Athena: What do you want to be when you grow up? / Lupi: A cartoon character. http://actionathena.com/2011/06/27/guest-strip-lupi-mcginty-3/ |
| Guest Strip: Ted Anderson | Athena: Today our guest artist will be Mr. Ted Anderson! / Invisible Reader: Will you be talking about ponies?
/ Ted: What? No. That's dumb. YOU'RE dumb. / Ted Anderson: Today I'll be discussing the life and works of the author Philip K. Dick. / Dick had aspirations of literary greatness, but could... http://actionathena.com/2011/06/29/guest-strip-ted-anderson-2/ |
| Guest Strip: Ryan Dow | Athena: Blankets is the most overrated graphic novel ever. / Ted Anderson: I know! It's so whiney! / Athena: Totally self indulgent! / Ryan Dow: F#@$%ing college kids! / Ryan Dow: They take a few classes... / Ryan Dow: And suddenly they think they know EVERYTHING about storytelling. / Ryan Dow:... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/04/guest-strip-ryan-dow-2/ |
| Guest Strip: Dan Murphy | ATHENA: NORDEAST DETECTIVE
/ guest strip by Dan Murphy
/ this week: The Case of the Nixed Tix. / Tweeter: @ATHENANORDEAST! Help, I lost my Czech Panthers tickets! / Athena: We're on the case! Let's go, Carnegie! / Athena [[spotting a beer cap]]: A clue! / Carnegie [[spotting a case of Pabst]]: A-HA! / Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/06/guest-strip-dan-murphy-2/ |
| Guest Strip: Danno Klonowski | ACTION ATHENA CAST MEMBER #316:
/ Danno AKA Staple Genius: Hi, I'm Danno Klonowski. / Danno: When Athena asked us to do guest strips...well...I don't think she realized something about me...my process... / METHOD CARTOONIST / Danno: All those "Manly Tales of Cowardice" comics I did-- / Danno [[in... http://actionathena.com/2011/07/08/guest-strip-danno-klonowski-2/ |
| Sarah Currier's French Bread: Page 1 | My mom can cook and bake a billion different delicious things, but her most popular creation is without a doubt...
/ Sarah Currier's French Bread / Sarah Currier (aka my mom): Somewhere along the line, I became known for my French bread. I'm not sure it's really "French," but people love it. Even though... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/03/sarah-curriers-french-bread-page-1/ |
| Sarah Currier's French Bread: Page 2 | When Phoebe graduated from high school, Mom made 16 loaves of French bread for her graduation party. / Sarah Currier: Are we going overboard?
/ Phoebe Currier: Maybe? / The loaves were gone in half an hour. / The women in the kitchen watched with widening eyes at the rate at which that bread was devoured. / My... http://actionathena.com/2011/08/05/sarah-curriers-french-bread-page-2/ |
| Better? | And how for HEALTH NEWS with Athena / Athena: I've been feeling significantly healthier for the past week! Like, the closest to "normal" I've felt in four months. / Athena: I have no CLUE why. Maybe because... I've started taking vitamins? And flaxseed oil pills? And a homeopathic remedy? And... http://actionathena.com/2012/01/09/better-2/ |
| Scandal | Male Character: This isn't a blind date.
/ Female Character: What?
/ Male Character: It's a job interview. What are you drinking?
/ Female Character: Dirty Martini. What do you mean this is a job interview? / Look guys: I don't know yet whether ABC's "Scandal" is going to be good.
/ Star = Kerry Washington
/ Setting... http://actionathena.com/2012/04/11/scandal-2/ |
| My Little Sister Graduated: Part 1 | My Little Sister Phoebe Just Graduated From College.
/ By Athena Currier / My little sister Phoebe graduated from Grinnell College last weekend, so I figure this is a good opportunity to tell embarrassing stories about her. / Phoebe has always loved dirty words. As soon as she learned about gender... http://actionathena.com/2012/05/29/my-little-sister-graduated-part-1/ |
| My Little Sister Graduated: Part 2 | She and one of those little boys had a game they liked to play called "The Naked People Game." Basically the idea was that these naked people they hated would call them on the phone a lot.
/ Phoebe: Who is this? The NAKED people?! Ugh! Stop calling! We hate you! You're naked! Goodbye!
/ Friend:... http://actionathena.com/2012/05/30/my-little-sister-graduated-part-2/ |
| My Little Sister Graduated: Part 3 | She made up this song called "The Vegetable Rap," and once we were in a play together and people LOVED it and always wanted her to perform it. I was kind of jealous, but then Phoebe got sick of it and wouldn't do it anymore.
/ Phoebe: YO, MY NAME IS PHOEBE CURRIER AND I'M HERE TO SAY--
/ Phoebe: NO. / In... http://actionathena.com/2012/06/01/my-little-sister-graduated-part-3/ |
| My Little Sister Graduated: Part 4 | Oh, and also: my parents own the MEANEST Jack Russell Terrier in the world, who hates EVERYONE except Phoebe. When Phoebe left for college, our parents had to avoid saying her name for awhile because it made the dog visibly distraught.
/ Sarah Currier: Dixie, where's Phoebe?
/ Dixie: Whine! / One thing... http://actionathena.com/2012/06/04/my-little-sister-graduated-part-4/ |
| Madison Wedding: Part 1 | Madison Wedding Weekend
/ Thursday, June 28-Sunday, July 1, 2012. (The bride and groom, Andi and Peder, actually held the ceremony on a farm 40 minutes outside the city, but our hotel, and much hanging-out time, were located right in downtown Madison.) / What you need to know is that Jason is part of... http://actionathena.com/2012/07/16/madison-wedding-part-1/ |
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