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| Madison Wedding: Part 2 | FRIDAY NIGHT
/ Jason: Me, David, Dan. None of us has any chest hair.
/ David: Sigh...nope. / Athena: It's like Sundeep got all of your chest hair combined!
/ Sundeep: Sigh... Yep. / Katie: Dan SEEMS like he'd have chest hair.
/ Jason: Yeah! / Lucy, Dan's Girlfriend: Ha ha ha ha Nope. / Walking from... http://actionathena.com/2012/07/18/madison-wedding-part-2/ |
| Madison Wedding: Part 3 | The reception was good, too.
/ [[DJ Brad]] / Angie: Champagne: yes or no?
/ Athena: um...what? / Angie: Just answer the question.
/ Athena: Yeah, I like it.
/ Angie: Get in there. / Athena: ooh!
/ [[People are drinking a bunch of leftover champagne]] / Athena: That's the plastic surgery intern guy.
/ Jason:... http://actionathena.com/2012/07/20/madison-wedding-part-3/ |
| Sketches | [[Sketches drawn at a coffee shop in Madison, WI. Friday, June 29, 2012.]] http://actionathena.com/2012/07/23/sketches-2/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://actionathena.com/2012/08/06/sketches-3/">http://actionathena.com/2012/08/06/sketches-3/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| 15 Minutes Later | Chris Semple: Just google "Yo Mama's On Crack Rock." / Chris Semple: It's a great video. / Chris Semple: But one of the girls in it LOOKS like she's on crack rock, which I think is very interesting, because it's like the Bible says, "he who smokes the first crack rock should not," y'know... / Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2008/07/23/15-minutes-later/ |
| Minnipeg Part 8 | [[Athena and Phoebe are examining a package of Kinder Eggs.]]
/ Phoebe: These are all the toys we could get.
/ Athena: Huh. / Phoebe: It says "one kung fu panda in every package."
/ Athena: Cool, so we know we get that. / Phoebe: The worst one is the snake--I hope we don't get the snake.
/ Athena: I was... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/12/minnipeg-part-6-2/ |
| Minnipeg Part 10 | Sarah Currier: "6 Down: First female president of India." Hmm... / Purple Hair Woman: That man in the navy fleece will know. / Sarah Currier: Huh?
/ Purple Hair Woman: My husband. Ask my husband. / Sarah Currier: Oh. All right--first female president of India? / The Husband: Uhhhhhh... Benazir... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/17/minnipeg-part-10/ |
| Minnipeg Part 11 | Athena [[to Phoebe]]: Wow, what great seats! I can't believe we got up so close! / [[A stupid man with a folding chair walks up.]] / [[PLUNK! He sits down in his folding chair right in front of Phoebe and Athena.]] / Athena: I can't believe he just--just..
/ Phoebe: Athena. Shh. / Athena: But--it's... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/19/minnipeg-part-11/ |
| Minnipeg Part 12 | [[Athena and Phoebe stare at a crowd of people at the Winnipeg Folk Festival.]] / [[Among the crowd, an old woman and a little girl, wearing a princess costume, look toward Phoebe and Athena and whisper.]] / Little Girl [[approaching]]: Hi.
/ Athena: Um, hi! / Little Girl: My name is Leia.
/ Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/21/minnipeg-part-12/ |
| Minnipeg Part 13 | Athena: OMG Okkervil River starts in mere MINUTES! I'm so close to the mainstage!!! / Stacy: Hey--let me know if I'm blocking you.
/ Athena: Sure, no problem! / Stacy: I'm Stacy, by the way.
/ Athena: I'm Athena. / [[Athena is JOSTLED and SHOVED by the crowd.]] / Stacy: Athena, take my hand!
/ Athena:... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/24/minnipeg-part-13/ |
| Minnipeg Part 14 | [[Athena and Phoebe watch the stage, where Arlo Guthrie and Loudon Wainwright are playing.]] / [[After the concert, they find their mom.]]
/ Athena: I can't believe we just saw Arlo Guthrie and Loudon Wainwright! On the same stage!
/ Phoebe: Sorry we left you to find better spots. / Sarah Currier: That's... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/26/minnipeg-part-14/ |
| Minnipeg Part 15 | [[Phoebe tap tap taps on her cell phone.]] / [[Athena receives a text.]]
/ Text: hey good lookin, what u got cookin? / [[Athena tap tap taps on her cell phone.]] / [[Phoebe receives a text.]]
/ Text: fuck off, pervert. / [[Phoebe TAP TAP TAPS on her cell phone.]] / [[Athena receives a text.]]
/ Text:... http://actionathena.com/2009/08/28/minnipeg-part-15/ |
| Minnipeg Part 16 | [[The Currier's Volkswagon Jetta drives past a big billboard wtih a baby on it. The baby is saying "Don't Abort Me!"]] / [[The Currier's car drives past the Big Steer.]] / [[The Currier's car pulls into their driveway.]]
/ Sarah Currier: We're home. http://actionathena.com/2009/08/31/minnipeg-part-16/ |
| Dang Gum 10 | NOTE: THIS COMIC WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 17. IN HIGH SCHOOL. ASIDE FROM ONE TERRIBLE SUBMISSION TO "TRUE PORN: VOLUME II," IT'S THE FIRST MULTI-PAGE COMIC I EVER MADE. / Cameo: So, uh...I guess I'm home. / Boy: Huh--oh yeah. Y'know, that wasn't actually a bad story. / Cameo: Really?
/ Boy: Yeah, I mean,... http://actionathena.com/2010/01/25/dang-gum-10/ |
| When She Was 22 | When she was 22, the future looked bright. But she's nearly 30 now and she's out every night. I see that look in her face... / [[Athena lies on her bed reading Dirty Comix. More comic books are scattered across the bed, as well as cheese dip and Hint Of Lime corn chips and a piece of cake and a ... http://actionathena.com/2010/04/23/when-she-was-22/ |
| 18 Avatars | Bosie Oscar Gertrude Alice / Blog Avatars
/ For somebody else's blog. http://actionathena.com/2011/02/09/18-avatars/ |
| Goldfeather's 23rd | Sarah Goldfeather is turning 23 tomorrow. / Goldfeather and I met at a theater day camp when we were eight years old.
/ We would eat lunch right here by the Cannon River.
/ She would bring peaches n' cream yogurt. We found this hilarious. / Even now, I think we're both sometimes mystified by what makes... http://actionathena.com/2011/02/23/goldfeathers-23rd/ |
| Riding The #10 | The #10 Bus. Downtown Minneapolis. Thursday, February 2, 2012. / Rude Dude: If you don't stop messin', we're gonna have a DOMESTIC on this bus! / [[Three blind people board the bus. Rude Dude expresses SHOCK.]] / Rude Dude: 'Scuse me, I have to get through! / [[Blind Girl chats happily with her... http://actionathena.com/2012/03/30/riding-the-10/ |
| Athena Is 24 | Athena: So, I'm 24! / Athena: Life's been busy, so this birthday kinda crept up on me. / Athena: But now that it's here, I'm ready for it. I don't feel 23 anymore. / Athena: So bring on 24! http://actionathena.com/2012/04/23/athena-is-24/ |
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