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People Who Hate DON'T GET AROUND MUCH ANYMORE! / [[Athena and Lizz stand together. Somebody walks into the room and glares at Athena.]] / [[A pair of people walk into the room and whisper about Athena.]] / [[Another somebody walks into the door and looks at Athena furiously.]] / Athena: Well, I think the number of people in this room who HATE me has officially reached capacity. / Lizz: Ha! Ah, it's not that many. Anyway, think about how many people in this room I HATE. / Athena: Heh Heh / Athena: but maybe--maybe there's like, ONE person in this room who's so completely in LOVE with me that it cancels everyone else out. / Athena: Like a nerdy first year or something.
http://actionathena.com/2009/12/28/people-who-hate/
Look At Your Face Phoebe: The mean candy store lady likes me. / Ross Currier: She likes me too! It's funny, all these people in town who are supposed to be so mean, they all like me! I wonder why? / Sarah Currier: LOOK AT YOUR FACE!! / Ross Currier: The mean bakery lady? She likes me too. Maybe it's just because we're all assholes, so we all get along. / Sarah Currier: Look at this face!
http://actionathena.com/2009/12/30/look-at-your-face/
actionathena.com ? Archive ? Look At Your Face Phoebe: The mean candy store lady likes me. / Ross: She likes me too! It's funny, all these people in town who are supposed to be so mean, they all like me! I wonder why? / Sarah: Look at your FACE!! / Ross: The mean bakery lady? She likes me too. Maybe it's just because we're all assholes, so we all get along. / Sarah: Look at this face!
http://actionathena.com/2009/12/30/look-at-your-face/#comments
Planz WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO: / Graduate [[Four issues of Burn Book]] / SUMMER ROADTRIP [[People in car going "Woo!"]] / ATTEND CCS!!!!!! [[white river junction, comics, comics, COMICS]] / JOB IN MINNEAPOLIS [[Minneapolis skyline]] / APARTMENT W/PHOEBE [[Apartment interior]] / BOOK! [[My first book!]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/01/01/planz/
BACK Sarah Currier: Am I the ONLY ONE in this house who can change a battery?! / Phoebe: I REFUSE to change the smoke alarm battery because I hate them. / Athena: Batteries? / Phoebe: Smoke alarms. They're SO annoying. In my house, I won't have any. / Sarah Currier: The alternative to smoke alarms is to suffer the MOST HORRIFYING AND PAINFUL INJURY POSSIBLE! / Athena: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha / Sarah Currier: OR DEATH. THE OTHER OPTION IS DEATH. / Athena: ha ha ha ha ha ha / Athena: ha ha And how do you know so much about what it feels like to burn to death? / Sarah Currier: I've seen enough doctor shows! / Athena: ha ha ha ha ha You are the most morbid woman alive! / Sarah Currier: You're gonna make a comic about this, aren't you? / Athena ha ha ha ha ha
http://actionathena.com/2010/01/27/back/
Pictures and Words Athena: I used to be all about words. / Athena: They came pouring out of my mouth. / Athena: And onto the page. / Athena: There are so many things I need to say. / Athena: And I'd like to say them as accurately as possible. / Athena: But... / Athena: Over time... / Athena: I find I have become more interested in drawing. / Athena: A less direct form of communication. / Athena: The other day I tried over and over to compose a letter. / Athena: To a boy who hurt my feelings. / Athena: But just thinking about it made me sleepy. / Athena: I was interested in a less direct form of communication. / Athena: Instead of a letter for him... / Athena: I made this comic. For me.
http://actionathena.com/2010/01/29/pictures-and-words/
 
Excuses, Excuses Trying to help Phoebe come up with an excuse to bail...but I did not get enough sleep last night. / [[Phoebe's phone goes bzz bzz bzz.]] / Phoebe: What excuse should I tell Janet? / Athena: Um, tell her you're in the middle of something. / Athena: Or that you have a plan.
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/01/excuses-excuses/
The Saint Paul House [[Four drawings of the St Paul house, on Laurel Avenue, where Athena once lived with Chris Schodt and Ian.]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/03/the-saint-paul-house/
Homesick [[Athena's stomach rumbles.]] / Athena: Oof. / [[Athena puts her hands to her mouth.]] / Athena: Urp. / Athena: VOMM / [[Athena throw up spectacularly.]] / [[Athena sits and stares at the pile of vomit. It says "homesick."]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/05/homesick/
Hourlies 8:45 AM / Woke up. / Athena: ugh. / Talked with a lady in CORC about finding grad school $$ / 9:45 AM / Went back to my warm room. / Thought about working on "Hick." / Athena: I miss coffee. / 10:45 AM / Worked on Hick. / Athena: grumble grumble / ...and read blogs. / Athena: hee hee / 11:45 AM / LUNCH: grilled cheese, peas. Little kid comfort food. / Walked to the Bridge. / Athena: You are not coffee, Naked juice! / 12:45 PM / Worked on an article for "Hick" about my parents. / Read the Mpls Cartoonist Conspiracy's January jam comic. / Athena: HA HA HA / 1:45 PM / Took a "break" to edit comics in PhotoShop / Athena: My "breaks" are just different work. / WROTE STUFF. / Athena: sigh. / 2:45 PM / WROTE SOME MORE / I've got to break free from your lies, you're so / AND DID LAYOUT / 3:45 PM / AND MORE LAYOUT / Athena: Almost there! / COMMITTEE = EMAILED! / 4:45 PM / I celebrate by cleaning. / Had an altercation with a visitor. / Athena: Could you please leave? / 5:45 PM / Beer! / Worked on comics. / Athena: yay. / 6:45 PM / DINNER: cheese bread with poached eggs, peas. Very similar to lunch. / Watched my computer. [[Big Love.]] / 7:45 PM / Moan & Dove! With Sarah, Sasha, Jonah, + Lizz! / All: Hampshire gossip! / First Year Nostalgia / Sarah Danson: kosher mod / 8:45 PM / Still at the Moan & Dove! / Us: oh god, FIRST year! / Hooray! / All: oh god, CONNOR! / 9:45 PM / Back to the mod / All: israel/palestine / Horror movie + comics! [["The Ruins."]] / 10:45 PM / IT'S A SCARY MOVIE! / SCARY PLANTS! / 11:45 PM / Comics and... / Lizz: Can we talk? / INTENSE DISCUSSIONS! / 12:45 AM / Feeling shaky / Athena: Lizz is so great...but I still fucking hate it here. / Hannah: HEY! Wanna look for a party? / But there were no parties. / 1:45 AM / Shower. / Bed.
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/07/hourlies/
actionathena.com ? Archive ? Cute Preppy Boys Athena with cartoon bubble with a heart with exclamation point. / Hansome preppy young man / Athena pointing to previous frame: See that? that's the kind of preppy guy I always figured I'd date at college. / Athena: It hasn't worked out that way. / Athena: Dudes like that tend to go for girls like that. (Pointing to next panel) / Raina: My name is Raina. I'm frail. / Athena: I think I scare away those cute, geeky types. / Athena: I'm ready for that. (Hearts above head. Pointing to next frame) / Bare-chested hunk holding up half a dead tiger in each hand.
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/08/cute-preppy-boys/
 
Thus She was certain that everyone hated her. / THUS / Everyone did. / Athena: See?! I was RIGHT!!
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/10/thus/
In Defense of Bitching IN DEFENSE OF BITCHING / For as long as I can remember, I have loved to bitch. / Athena: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! / (My definition of "bitching" being to rant, gripe, badmouth, trashtalk, and generally tear to pieces those people and institutions you find disagreeable.) / Athena: bunch of ASSHOLES, amiright? / Friend: don't I know it! / Given the word itself, I think it's safe to say that bitching is a trait historically ascribed to females. / I've often been labeled a "gossip" and it's a label I won't refute. But I think there's more to it. / Sarah Goldfeather: Did you hear about--? / Athena: Do tell! / I don't just like to TALK about people. I like to BITCH about people. / Nay; I NEED to bitch about people. / Why is it so important for me to dissect the things and people I hate, and the reasons for my hatred? / Am I just mean? Bitter? Petty? Shallow? / Men have been calling women such things for centuries. / Gentleman 1: petty bitches. / Gentleman 2: here here / But I take offense to that. And in Bitching Tradition, I feel compelled to dissect WHY. / Marjane Satrapi, of "Persepolis" fame, has written some other books as well. "Embroideries" is one of them. / It's not about war; just some conversations between the women in her family, about men and sex. The women laugh, they poke fun. They bitch. / Their stories describe the unfairness of being a woman in a society designed fro men, but they're told with humor. / "he doesn't know that every time he kisses my breasts, he's actually kissing my ass." / Sometimes (like when you're part of a not-so-powerful minority) bitching is all you can do. / Black Lady 1: WHITE people. / Black Lady 2: seriously. / Or like, sometimes after a particularly pretentious class? / Athena: And THEN he had the AUDACITY to say-- / Yeah, it's every human's duty to fight back. But for all the daily shit? Ya gotta bitch a little. / Lady 1: oof. / Lady 2: agreed. / So why does bitching have such a stigma of pettiness? / Athena [[ala Cathy]]: ACK! / Life is complicated. The world is tough. What is gained by keeping all negative opinions to yourself? / [[The Woman Who Never Bitched stands glowing on a hilltop.]] / To me, bitching seems crucial to one's mental well-being. How reassuring to learn taht there are others who hate the same things you do! / Athena: siggghhh! / That is why I love my sister more than I love anyone else. There is no one else around whom I can bitch more freely. / [[Athena freaks out.]] / Phoebe: Oh, I know. / Close friends are those around whom you can speak your mind. And my mind, you see, is not always positive. / Athena's Brain: bitch bitch bitch! / Last summer, my family hosted an exchange student for three weeks. Phoebe wasn't very fond of him...until she discovered they share many of the same dislikes. / Moshe: and grapefruit, and ugly babies, and weird feet. / [[Phoebe and Moshe bridge the cultural gap.]] / And when a new employee joined Hogan Brothers, Phoebe wasn't sure what she thought of him...until she started giving him shit, and he gave it right back. / Phoebe: hey dumbass, wanna move those trays NOW? / New Guy: when I'm fucking READY, how 'bout that? / The comfort of finding someone you can gripe and bitch around is so great, in this case it made Mr. New Guy win out in a round of Marry Fuck Kill. / Phoebe: oh, I'd fuck New Guy. / Girl Employee: me too! / Seriously, this is not how you become my briend: / Some Girl: omg, you are SO sweet and pretty! / THIS is: / Some Girl: You know who I HATE? THAT guy. / Maybe bitching is important because the things we DISLIKE say more about us than the things we LIKE. / Athena and Some Guy: I hate that too! / What I'm saying is...bring your bitching to me, please! / [[Athena's room, with cookies and tea, and a sign that says "The Bitch Den."]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/12/in-defense-of-bitching/
actionathena.com ? Archive ? In Defense of Bitching For as long as I can remember, I have loved to bitch. / Athena: bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch / (My definition of "bitching being to rant, gripe, badmouth, trashtalk and generally tear to pieces those people and instituteions you find disagreeable.) / Athena: bunch of assholes, amiright? / Friend: don't I know it! / Given the word itself, I think it's safe to say that bitching is a trait historically ascribed to females. / BITCHES / I've often been labeled a "gossip," and it's a label I won't refute. But I think there's more to it. / Friend: Did you hear about -----? / Athena: Do tell! / I don't just like to talk about people. I like to bitch about people. / bitch bitch bitch bitch / Nay; I need to bitch about poeple. / Why is it so important for me to dissect the things and people I hate, and the reasons for my hatred? / Athena: xy * 2x/s + 2x, etc. = HATE / Am I just mean? Bitter? Petty? Shallow? / Men have been calling women such things for centuries. / Man 1: Petty bitches / Man 2: Here, here. / But I take offense to that. And in Bitching Tradition, I feel compelled to dissect WHY. / Marjane Satrapi, of "Persepolis" fame, has written some other books as well. "Embroideries" is one of them. / It's not about war; just some conversations between the women in her family, about men and sex. The women laugh, they poke fun. They bitch. / Their storeis describe the unfairness of being a woman ub a society designed for men, but they're told with humor. / Woman: He doesn't know that every time he kisses my breasts, he's actually kissing my ass. / Sometimes (like when you're part of a not-so-powerful minority) bitching is all you can do. / Woman 1: White people. / Woman 2: Seriously. / Or like, sometimes after a particularly pretentious class? / Athena: And then he had the audacity to say-- / Yeah, it's every human's duty to fight back. But for all the daily shit? Ya gotta bitch a little. / Woman 1: Oof / Woman 2: agreed. / So why does bitching have to have such a stigma of pettiness? / Athena: ACK! / Life is complicated. The world is tough. What is gained by keeping all negative opinions to yourself? / Arrow pointing to angelic woman: The Woman who never bitched. / to me, titching seems crucial to one's mental well-being. How reassuring to learn that there are others who hate the same things you do. / Athena: siggghhh! / This is why I love my sister more than I love anywone else. There is no one else around whom I can bitch freely. / Athena: growling / Phoebe: Oh, I know / No one else around whom I can be so completely myself. / Close freinds are those around whom you can speak your mind. And my mind, you see, is not always positive. / Brain: bitch bitch bitch / / Last summer my family hosted an exchange student for three weeks. Phoebe wasn't very fond of him...until she discovered they share many of the same dislikes. / Moshe: and grapefruit, and ugly babies, and wierd feet / Phoebe: !!! / Bridging the cultural gap / And when a new employee joined Hogan Brothers, Phoebe wasn't sure what she thought of him...until she started giving him shit, and he gave it right back. / Phoebe: Hey dumbass, wanna move those trays NOW? / Mr. New Guy: When I'm fucking READY, how 'bout that? / The comfort of finding somewone you can gripe and bitch around is so great, in this case it made Mr. New Guy win out in a round of Marry Fuck Kill. / Phoebe: Oh, I'd fuck New Guy / Employee: me, too! / Seriously, this is not how you become my friend: / Beautiful blonde: OMG you are so sweet and pretty! / Athena: frowning / THIS is: / Beautiful blonde: You know who I hate? That guy. / Athena: smiling / Maybe bitching is important because the things we DISLIKE say more about us than the things we LIKE. / Athena and friend: I hate that too! / What I'm saying is...bring your bitching to me, please! / The Bitch Den
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/12/in-defense-of-bitching/#comments
Money Athena: Fucking dip ink! I can never get it to turn out right. / Athena: But regular pens look so unprofessional. / Athena: I've had bad luck with art supplies, lately. Spent more money on them than I'd like to... / Athena: God, MONEY! That's all I'm thinking about these days. / Athena: $16,000 (tuition) + $3,200 (lodging) X2 (years) = $38,400 plus food and art supplies... / Athena: woah / Athena: How am I gonna do this? What am I thinking? / Athena: I just-- I just-- / Athena: I can't think right now.
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/15/money/
Hey Mr. Arnstein IN THOSE SPARE MOMENTS THIS SPRING WHEN I AM NOT MAKING COMICS, I AM...ROCKING OUT TO GIRL MUSIC. / Athena; I'm Mrs. OH MY GOD that Britney's shameless / Athena: It's TOO LATE to make it right, I prob'ly wouldn't if I could / Athena: 'Cause I was there when you said FOREVER and ALWAYS / Athena: Hey Mr. Arnstein, HERE I AM!
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/17/hey-mr-arnstein/
Madelyn Hartke and the Dumb Fingers MADELYN HARTKE AND THE DUMB FINGERS
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/19/madelyn-hartke-and-the-dumb-fingers/
 
It Ain't Easy Bein' Div III IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' DIV III / On Friday I was being awful self-pitying about being back at Hampshire. / [[Sex noises.]] / Over Janterm, all of my modmates because un-single. / So I went to the library to write in my JOURNAL. / Athena: Like a goddamn 15-year-old-girl. / And I bitched on the phone to my far away best friend. / Athena: My life is so HARD! / Sarah Goldfeather: hmm. / And went back to my room to play moody bluegrass. / BUT THEN: / [[Athena's phone goes bzz bzz bzz.]] / Athena: ? / Message 28: I want to see you tonight! What's up? / From: Sierra / 8:52 pm 1/29/10 / Athena: SIGH...Well I SUPPOSE I could spare an hour or so. / [[Athena walks across the field toward Greenwich.]] / (oh it is so cold.) / Athena: hello...? / Sierra: ATAYNA / Sierra and I spent last spring in Berlin together. / Seeing her face brought that whole semester back in a flash. / Athena: We did so much cool stuff there! / I started thinking about how many great experiences college has offered me. / Athena: They gave us 300 euros a month... / Who knows whether I'll be able to afford to do ANYTHING once I graduate? / By Saturday I'd found new things to be self-pitying about. / [[Dollar signs surround Athena's bed.]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/22/it-aint-easy-bein-div-iii/
Ira Glass Loves The O.C. HERE COMES JONAH / Jonah: They're nice, it's just that, y'know, niceness is not exactly conducive to... / Athena: Being funny? / Jonah: Yeah, or-- / Athena: Having fun? / Athena and Jonah: HA HA HA HA HA
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/24/ira-glass-loves-the-oc/
I Have Opinions About Popular Television Shows! Lizz: Ugh, I hate it when straight girls make out with each other in front of boys for attention. / Nate Wootters: I'm pretty sure I've propositioned all of my guy friends at some point. Just, y'know. Putting it out there. / [[Pause.]] / Jonah: You've never propositioned ME-- / Nate Wootters: You're not my friend.
http://actionathena.com/2010/02/26/i-have-opinions-about-popular-television-shows/
Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Chris Semple: What time did you get up this morning, Athena? / Athena: Around 8:30. / Chris Semple: Hmmm. Ohhh. Okay. Okay, I'll buy that. I will buy that. / Athena [[suspicious and annoyed]]: What time did YOU get up this morning? / Chris Semple: I NEVER WENT TO BED! / Athena: Then I don't want to talk to you.
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/01/lovely-spam-wonderful-spam/
Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam Chris Semple: What time did you get up this morning, Athena? / Athena: Around 8:30. / Chris Semple: Hmmm. Ohhh. Okay. Okay, I'll buy that. I will buy that. / Athena [[suspicious and annoyed]]: What time did YOU get up this morning? / Chris Semple: I NEVER WENT TO BED! / Athena: Then I don't want to talk to you.
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/01/lovely-spam-wonderful-spam/
Poopy Underwear Diana: Um, hey guys, can I use your bathroom? / Hannah: Sure! What's up with yours? / Diana: Well, the upstairs one isn't so bad. There's just dried pee all over the seat. I think someone was drunk and...missed. / Athena: And the downstairs bathroom? / Diana: Oh, well, in that one, there's a pair of boxers on the floor with a big ol' poop stain on them. / Athena and Hannah: ewwwwww. / Hannah: You are free to use our bathroom WHENEVER you want. But the person whose boxers those are is no longer welcome in this house!
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/03/poopy-underwear/
 
Drag Ball Nick Drozd [[speaking to Athena]]: Oh, there was something I was meaning to tell you... / [[He pauses, trying to remember.]] / Nick Drozd: Oh yeah! I was asking a friend if it's stylish to roll your shirt sleeves up over a sweater, and he said... / Nick Drozd: ...only if you want to look like Ellen DeGeneres.
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/05/drag-ball/
Plot Twist [[Athena hovers above the Midwest, a jet pack on her back, a suitcase in each hand. She stares down at the state of Minnesota, which has an arrow on it point to Northfield. She smiles, a heart issuing from her mouth.]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/08/plot-twist/
Things That Lonely Middle-Aged Women Like Athena: Okay so it would appear that I am allergic to caffeine. / [[Athena sniffs at a hot cup of coffee, from which the word "evil" steams out.]] / Athena: Folks, this is a major bummer. / Athena: CATS and CAFFEINE are basically my two great loves, yet my body has rejected both. / Athena: I really think I could live happily alone my whole life long if I just had those two things. / Athena: BUT I cannot have them. HEART = BROKEN. / Athena: With what can I replace them? I am brainstorming. / [[Athena disdainfully holds up a BABY and a BOYFRIEND.]] / Athena: Baths? Booze? Dancing? Drugs? Dogs? / Athena: Sigh. / Athena: Caffeine: it was swell while it lasted. I'll miss you.
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/10/things-that-lonely-middle-aged-women-like/
Gonna Say Balls Ian: Man, I'm gonna miss the...SHIT out of you. / Chris Schodt: Aw! / [[Pause.]] / Chris Schodt: You were gonna say balls, weren't you? / [[Ian nods, shaking with laughter.]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/12/gonna-say-balls/
I Think I'm Gonna Like This Gap Year Thing Athena: I think I'm gonna like this gap year thing! / [[Athena tosses a beret into the air. A totally unnecessary Mary Tyler Moore reference.]] / By living at home, I can save money, working at a not-TOO-stressful job... / ...maybe two! / Or maybe teach a class at the Northfield Arts Guild? / Athena [[to some children]]: COMICS / And I can apply to LOTS of grants and scholarships! / I definitely hope I can improve my drawing abilities. / I can work on improving Action Athena... / Athena: advertising? conventions? store? standard size? toys? business cards? / ...and submit some work to anthologies and publications. / I can record my songs... / (And play with my dad's band!) / ...and make stupid music videos. / I can...practice driving. / And get outside more! Take long walks! / (And convince the parents to get a new dog?) / I can learn more about Northfield... / Participate in community theater? / Grow my hair? / But above all... / I wanna write my first long(ish) comic story. / [[Athena holds up a book that says "mine."]]
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/15/i-think-im-gonna-like-this-gap-year-thing/
 
The Terrible Twos [[Athena stands, naked but for party hat and party popper, with an evil grin.]] / SOMEBODY IS 2 YEARS OLD TODAY!
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/18/the-terrible-twos/
Dixie DIXIE: By Athena Currier / Athena: My family bought Dixie the summer I was twelve. / Athena: She cost 400 dollars. / Sarah Currier: Sigh... / Athena: She's supposedly a Jack Russell Terrier. But we have our doubts. / Athena: She's built like a brick. One summer she got hit by a car... / Dixie: YELP! / Athena: ...And literally just got up and kept running. / Athena: Dixie is hideous, stubborn, smelly, and mean. / Athena: Phoebe loves Dixie unconditionally. / Athena: Among other things, she calls her: / Phoebe: Goose, Cherry Blossom, Baby Girl, Angel / Athena: Dixie loves Phoebe back. But Dixie hates me. / Athena: Whenever I command her to stop jumping, or sit in her bed, she growls. / Athena: My mom swears it sounds just like she's saying / Dixie: FUCK YOU. / Athena: One time, near Christmas, while the whole family was out, Dixie went digging under the tree. / Athena: We returned to find she had unwrapped just one present, a book for me: / Book Cover: Love That Dog / Athena: It's fun to impress guests by showing them all the tricks Dixie can do. / Athena: She rolls over, walks, and jumps through hoops. / Athena: When mom is home, Dixie follows her from room to room ALL DAY LONG. / Athena: At night, she gets under the blankets to compulsively lick mom's feet. / Athena: Dixie is compulsive about everything. Drinking water... / Athena: Eating... / Athena: Destroying her toys... / Rawhide Bone: makes her fart AWFUL. / Kong Toy: supposedly indestructible. HA. / Athena: If you hold Dixie's paw, she snarls. / Athena: Dixie, hold my hand. / Athena: It's really funny. / Dixie: snrk SLPPT srrnk / Athena: This April, Dixie will celebrate her 10th birthday. / Athena: Her body is covered in horrible pink moles.
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/19/dixie/
actionathena.com ? Archive ? At Least I’m Still Showering Athena pulling off clothing: Okay. Just gotta go take a shower real quick now and / Athena naked: And then i can start in on that assignment and / WAIT. I'M NAKED. / Athena wraps towel around herself: Geez, Athena. You know you have HOUSEMATES. / Athena toweling off: Okay now. I've just gotta brush my teeth and then / Athena naked again: WAIT. NAKED AGAIN. / Athena wearing ugly bathrobe: Athena. YOU ARE FAILING AT LIFE! (and social norms).
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/22/at-least-im-still-showering/
Pillow Talk Rock Hudson carries Doris Day through the streets of New York City, with her bed sheets and all, at the end of the film "Pillow Talk."
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/23/pillow-talk/
Some Really Dorky Fan Art InfoMania: / Ben Hoffman, Sarah Haskins, Conor Knighton, Brett Erlich, Sergio Cilli, Bryan Safi.
http://actionathena.com/2010/03/24/some-really-dorky-fan-art/
 

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