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Talk About Copyright Infringement... [[John slams down a glass onto the table]] / John: Oh No! All the soda is gone!!! / Tim: What? / Dave: Oh no!! / [[Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall]] / Kool-Aid: Oh yeah!!! / Dave: The Hell? / John: He's cleaning that up. / [[Kool-Aid throws drinks at the three smacking Dave in the face]] / Kool-Aid: Here,...
The Elephant in the Room [[John walks into frame, but doesn't notice the giant monster sitting on top of Tim's head as he nonchalantly reads a book]] / [[John unwittingly gets too close to the monster as he passes by, then roars with such force it blows John's hair back]] / SFX: RAWR / [[John's eyes are locked on the monster as...
Controlled Chaos [[John and Nathan sit on the couch watching TV looking pretty bored]] / John: I'm so tired of random stuff happening every day. It's like it's become so routine you can set your watch to it. / [[Tim, unsuspected by us but not by John and Nathan, flys into frame from overhead, a look of utter shock on...
Malevolent! [[John and Nathan sit playing videogames. Nathan looks cool as ever, because he's winning. John has a look on his face like he's been losing for the past three hours]] / John: Son of a...Ungh...Damnit... / [[We see the videogame they're playing. A giant monster seems to be performing a "fatality" on John's...
A Boy and His Toys [[Nathan is dressed like a mad scientist, his hands up in the air as if to refute God's Will]] / Nathan: At last! Only a few finishing touches and my creation will be complete! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! / [[We see John's hand holding the item of Nathan's current desire, handing it to him with great haste]] / Nathan(Off...
 
Too Much Anime [[Split panel showing John's face, then Tim's. We see them drawn in an anime style, looking like the lean, muscular, shirtless rivals in an action anime cartoon. There is silence as they stare each other down]] / [[John is the first to speak. We see his full body, showing off his shirtless physique and...
Ultimate Gandhi [[We see Adam at his job at the local comic book store "Comix and Stuff". He's behind the counter reading a comic with, looking bored as Nathan is leaning over the counter discussing comics with him]] / Adam: Know what I never got? / Nathan: What's that Adam? / Adam: If Cyclops' powers are concussive blasts,...
The First Step [[John is sitting on the couch looking depressed. Tim is leaning on the couch from behind]] / Tim: What's wrong John? / John: I'm tired of it... / [[Tim looks confused. John looks upset at both Tim for not knowing and at himself]] / Tim: Tired of what? / John: I'm tired of sitting inside all day and doing...
Stick Vision [[John and Tim are now stick figures, the only distinguishing features on them now being their heads. They're examining their new world]] / John: Dude look we're stick figures. / Tim: Yeah, and I have no ass. / [[John look at him confused, Tim looks...like a stick figure, and Dave, also a stick figure,...
This is Actually True [[Nathan is sitting on the couch reading a comic book, and John is leaning over the back of the couch with a smug look on his face]] / John: Reading comic books huh? You're such a nerd Nathan. / Nathan: First of all, you read comics too. Secondly, I'm a geek not a nerd. / [[Closer shot. Nathan looks the...
 
Driving Lessons [[Nathan and Jeremy are going for a car ride. Jeremy looks particularly bored]] / Jeremy: Are you sure you know where you're going? / [[Jeremy looks the same and Nathan looks particularly cocky]] / Nathan: Don't worry Jeremy, I know this place like the back of my hand... / [[Nathan looks particularly interested...
The Adventures of Ultimate Gandhi [[Ultimate Gandhi crashes in through the window of a warehouse, feet first and ready for action]] / SFX: KERASH / [[Ultimate Gandhi starts going to town, blasting his guns everywhich way, his shadow placed starkly on the aged brick wall behind him]] / Off Panel: Ahhh!!!! It's Ultimate Gandhi!!!! Nooo!!!!! / SFX:...
Taking it Like a Man [[Adam is sitting on the couch, looking rather sullen as Nathan looks shocked to hear what Adam has to say]] / Nathan: What?! Really?! / Adam: Yeah, Jacqi and I broke up...again... / [[Adam is through with sullen now. He stands up in a fit of masculine pride, his fist clenched and thrust into the foreground...
Random Story Setup [[A series of two panels shows John reading through a magazine]] / [[The third panel shows John with a look of surprise on his face and even a large exclamation mark floating over his head]] / [[The fourth panel shows John running off panel, the magazine flying out of his hands]] / [[We see the magazine...
Sci-Fi Con: The Entrance [[We see Nathan, John, Tim, and Dave standing at the entrance booth to the Sci-Fi Con. The man in charge of admissions looks like he hates his life]] / Caption Box (John): The convention that Tim, David, Nathan, and I went to was pretty cool... / Admissions Guy: You can go in. / Caption Box (John): Aside...
 
Sci-Fi Con: What a Wookie [[We see the Fat Geek from before looking upset as he talks, and we barely see John standing behind him putting up rabbit ears]] / Fat Geek: Excuse me Mr. Mayhew, but I was wondering why Chewbacca is such a sore loser. I mean R2-D2 made a fair move! So there's no reason to overreact. / [[Peter Mayhew sits...
Sci-Fi Con: Clash of the Nerds [[A huge splash page layout all in sketch form. In the background we see three nerds standing amongst themselves fighting over a Clash of the Titans Bubo resin bust. One nerd is holding Medusa's head and keeping the second nerd from hitting him with his sword. The third is crouched low holding a shield...
Unholy Matrimony [[Another big splash page. At least it's inked this time. John and Nathan standing in front of a big theatre with the curtains drawn back revealing a sign that reads "Nathan's Getting Married!!!!!!!!"]] / Nathan: Wow, how much did this set ya back? / John: I'm not sure, but let me know when you get your...
Nathan's Wedding: Flashback [[Now we set up how Nathan came to be engaged in the first place. We see Nathan looking all too confident as he props one leg up on a park bench where his future bride-to-be Willow is sitting. She doesn't look pissed or really happy about the situation]] / Caption(John): So you may be wondering how Nathan...
Not Like the Tom Hanks Movie [[Nathan's Bachelor party. We see Jeremy drinking a soda, Nathan looking apologetic, and John looking annoyed]] / Jeremy: This is what a bachelor party should be. Just us guys. / John: Of course a stripper would have been nice. / Nathan: What can I say? Willow knows and sees all. / [[Adam drunkenly comes...
 
Nathan's Wedding: Differences in Taste [[John and Nathan are facing each other, John wearing a suit and Nathan wearing a tuxedo. The difference is Nathan's tux has a bowtie. Nathan is sullen]] / John: So what did she say? Is it going to happen? / Nathan: Nope... / [[John is shocked now. Nathan, still sullen]] / John: What? Why not? / Nathan: She...
Nathan's Wedding: Catering Lessons [[Nathan and Willow are finally getting married. We see a crowd sitting in their seats at what may or may not be a church. We don't know and it doesn't matter. Random people in the background, and John, Jeremy, Tim, and Dave in the foreground]] / Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to...
And so they lived... [[Nathan and Willow both looking as happy as can be as they prepare to kiss each other. Nathan looks cocky of course]] / Minister: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. / Nathan: Gimme some sugar baby. / [[Adam is crying and being consoled, reluctantly, by Jeremy. Jacqi looked annoyingly...
Aqueduct Puppies [[This could be several days later after the wedding. John is enjoying wearing his suit and new shades, but is annoying Nathan who is sitting on the cough trying to watch T.V.]] / Nathan: Why are you still wearing that suit? / John: Call me Mr. Blonde. / [[Nathan is getting more annoyed with John now as...
Mint Condition Halloween Spooktacular: Part 1 [[Huge title at the top of this comic, with all kinds of fancy fonts to show off how epic this comic should be]] / [[John, Nathan, and Adam are sitting around a computer looking on the internet for the best "haunted" house to go to this year]] / Nathan: Any luck finding a haunted house to go to on the...
 
Mint Condition Halloween Spooktacular: Part 2 [[Same huge title at the top from before]] / [[The entire gang is standing in front of the haunted house at Killvania. Bolts of lightning shoot in the background. It's the classic horror movie scene when the characters first approach the castle]] / Adam: This place doesn't look so scary... / [[A hand bursts...
Clearly, He's Thought About This Before [[John and Nathan are leaving a movie theatre. We can see the big marquee in the background that has the title of the movie. In this case it's RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION. Neither of them look too pleased about the movie. John is holding a soda]] / Nathan: Man am I glad we didn't go see that on opening...
Grand Theft Franchise [[Tim and John are sitting on the couch playing a videogame. Tim looks excited]] / Tim: So did you hear about Grand Theft Auto 4? It's gonna be like real life, but with better graphics! / [[John looks annoyed]] / John: Oh yeah that's what I want. A game that gives me the decision of shooting a guy in the...
What Fourth Wall? [[Tim is trying to annoy the hell out of John, looking smug as he does so. It's working and John looks pissed]] / Tim: Hey John am I being annoying? Huh? Huh? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Is it annoying? Huh? / [[John turns to look at Tim and Tim looks surprised]] / Tim: Hey John am I being annoying?...
Aniporn? Pokeporn? Fist of the Pornstar? [[The guys get settled in to watch some porn. Nathan looks cocky holding the DVD, and John looks confused because there is a newcomer. He has dot eyes]] / Nathan: Hey, I got the porn. / John: Who's the new guy? / Nathan: He's a friend from work. / [[All three sit down on the couch to enjoy the movie. They...
 

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