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This is Tile This is Tile. / Tile Cannot talk. / Tile wants to be your friend. / Ta Da! / Tile has a new skirt. / And a box. / And Wings! / Whee!
Tile is here to respond to my whims. Tile is here to respond to my whims. / Mine. Not yours. So there. / I am the artist. / You can't see me. / Tile illustrates the movable masses. / The head, the ribcage and pelvis. / They are the 3 main masses of the body. / I learned that in Life Drawing.
Tile has a house. Tile has a house. / There it is. / It's an invisible house. / Until Tile pushes the button. / This is Tile's Egg House. / It looks like an egg. / The house was made before Tile. / I don't remember why.
There will be words in every panel. I have decided there will be words in every panel. / Tile is not in this one. / Now Tile will balance a book on her head. / Oops. I lied. / I drew Tile in English one day. / Then I named her Elit. / But I liked Tile better. / Now you know her origins.
Tile wants to go on a quest. Tile wants to go on a quest. / She will bring her walking stick. / And ride on her elephant. / Now she will find the king. / Tile is on a quest. / Now she has a questing cape. / The king will have to wait. / Tile lost her elephant.
 
Tile meets a tapir. Tile meets a tapir. / And picks up a rock. / They lead Tile to the elephant. / But it's not the same one. / Tile likes this elephant. / But then it ate her cape. / So Tile named it Mushroom. / And rode the flying tapir.
Here's the king's castle. Here's the king's castle. / It's little. / Tile can't fit inside. / But the king can't either. / This is the king. / Tile gives him the rock. / He does a dance. / And so does Tile.
We just had a storyline! We just had a storyline! / It's over now. / Now Tile will climb a tree. / And find her elephant! / Tile wants to paint. / On her head. / It's very difficult. / A self-portrait?
Tile does not want to paint. Tile does not want to paint. / Tile kicks her canvas. / And knocks the still life over. / Tile will fly a kite. / This is Tile. / Tile's now a diamond. / Like a baseball. / Or a hammock.
Tile doesn't like crows. Tile doesn't like crows. / Or bees. / Which is to say that I don't. / This is Tile's scarecrow-bee-eater. / Now Tile will reenact MacBeth. / Double, double toil and trouble.. / That's not a dagger.... / Wait, WHAT??
 
Tile has some fruit. Tile has some fruit. / Tile's fruititarian. / She has an apple, and.... / BANANA!! / Tile has a plant. / It is not a cactus. / She keeps it in a dangerbox. / Where it becoms a radish.
Tile is going for a walk. Tile is going for a walk. / On a crowded sidewalk. / Not really. / But we pretend she is. / Tile is old now. / She cannot run or jump. / She must find out why. / And go on another quest!
Tile does not want to quest. Tile does not want to quest. / Tile will take a nap. / Until her elephant hit her head. / And she is back to normal. / This comic is special. / It is drawn with my left hand. / Tile isn't happy about it. / So I will give her ice-cream.
Tile has an ice-cream cone. Tile has an ice-cream cone. / I don't know if she can eat it. / Tile doesn't either. / We will never know. / Tile hasn't got a face. / In case you hadn't noticed. / I'm not sure how she sees and stuff. / Maybe it's just invisible.
The floor is gone. The floor is gone. / Nothing but space below Tile. / What if she let go? / Oops. / Tile is falling. / Falling, falling... / Ooh. / Tile fell into orbit.
 
Tile is a satellite. Tile is a satellite. / What planet is that? / Tile will go explore.... / Tile has landed on a strange planet. / She is an alien here. / There is a flag. / And a native.
Lovbi mait? Lovbi mait? / Mai Noor. / Sturit telthem. / Tile doesn't understand. / Tile has a new friend. / We think his name is Noor. / Noor has no arms. / He uses his mind.
Tile is being carried. Tile is being carried. / Across a burning desert. / This must be Noor's home. / It looks like a mountain. / Noor is not his name. / Noor is his title. / He is taking Tile to his father. / The Grand Poobah.
The Poobah does not like Tile. The Poobah does not like Tile. / She looks weird. / And was standing by their flag. / Tile gets banished. / Tile has been banished. / Now she's in Limbo. / This is the squirrel of Limbo. / He comes to greet her.
The squirrel gives Tile an acorn. The squirrel gives Tile an acorn. / Then runs up its tree. / Tile follows and then stops. / There is a gate. / This is the gate of Limbo. / Shadows come out and steal people. / But they don't want Tile. / So Tile is safe.
 
There are buttons on the gate. There are buttons on the gate. / This one's a sheep. / A bedroom. / An invisible egg house! / Tile can go home now. / Good-bye Limbo squirrel. / Now Tile's not an alien. / Or is she?...
Tile is going on vacation. Tile is going on vacation. / She has her crab hat. / Her boots. / Bye! / Tile has a rubber band! / Fun! / It can be a banjo! / Or a hula hoop!
Tile has a flag. Tile has a flag. / It is fun to wave. / There's no picture on the flag though. / Tile will have to draw one. / What should Tile's flag be? / A tree? A duck? / Ooh! I know! / Clock hands in a cloud, with little hippo towers!
Tile has a country now. Tile has a country now. / Because she made a flag. / She shall call it Wobbleland. / And make herself its Hippoquin. / The Hippoquin requests a vase. / A tall and swoopy one. / Excellent. / Tile is playing T-Ball. / [tapir, elephant]
Tile wants a golden walkway. Tile wants a golden walkway. / That runs across the sky. / Like ribbon, twirling... / Wait a minute. / Color... / Oh well. / Tile walks upon the golden path. / There is a messenger!
 
Voilą Voilą / Gasp! Dialogue! / Oops. Ahem. / Tile is invited to a royal ball. / Tile is going to a royal ball. / The Hippoquin. Representing Wobbleland.
Here is Tile. Here is Tile. / At the ball. / It's boring. / Zzz... / Tile is asleep. / There she is. / Tile is dreaming. / This is her dream. / [Cordelia]
Tile is walking. Tile is walking. / She saved the apple. / From its horrid fate. / Hey! People! / This is Katherine and Oliver. / They're lost. / Quuren is far away. / Good luck!
It's raining. It's raining. / Uh oh. / Tile isn't waterproof. / Run! / Tile is melting! / Melting! / An umbrella! / Too late.
It stopped raining. It stopped raining. / Behold! / A flower grows! / And a vortex. / Zvoo! / Wsh! / Tile wants to be your friend. / What's this?
 

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