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| he001: recurring characters | Nina: Guys, we need a new recurring character. Guys? / Nina: ... / Nina: Right. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=0 |
| he002: a modest proposal | Nina: Alright, round 1, step right up if you want to lose all shreds of your dignity! / Joe: Hey, you're female, will you marry me?
/ Nina: ... / Nina: The plot thickens. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=1 |
| he003: light bulbs | Joe: Hey, I like your house.
/ Nina: Get out of my house get out of my house get out of my house / Nina: Get out of my house get out of my house get out of my house / Nina: Get out of my house get out of my house get out of my house
/ Joe: Wow, you have light bulbs! http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=2 |
| he004: police? | Nina: Hello, police? I've got a potentially dangerous stranger in my house. No, he's fully dressed. Yes, he's still here. / Nina: No, I don't know his name. Any chance you could send a couple of guys over? No, not like that, of course I didn't mean it like that. I'm sure they would. So can you send... http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=3 |
| he005: lego | Joe: Why do you have a load of lego?
/ Nina: It's a long story involving a lot of alcohol. / Joe: Whatever it was, it looks like they enjoyed it. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=4 |
| he006: design flaw | Joe: Ooh, Scrubs is about to start!
/ Nina: Are you ever going to introduce yourself? / Joe: Oh, right. Hi, I'm Joe.
/ Nina: Nina. Pleasure. / Nina: I'd shake hands but a design flaw prevents me. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=5 |
| he007: really. | Joe: Actually, while we're on the subject, where I come from it's customary to kiss visitors when you meet them. / Nina: Really. / Nina: Where I come from, it's customary to kick them where it counts. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=6 |
| he008: perhaps? | Nina: Aww, how cute does Donkey look there!?! / Joe: Hmm. 7/10, maybe? http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=7 |
| he009: you do what? | Nina: So, what do you actually do, anyway? / Joe: I'm being paid by the government to watch you, as you're classified as a "high risk citizen". / Joe: Um. So what do you do? http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=8 |
| he010: going | Nina: Could you just wait here a minute? / Joe: Where are you going? / Nina: America. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=9 |
| he011: alright | Joe: You're going to the USA? Why didn't you say! Can I come?
/ Nina: Alright.
/ Joe: Wait, what? / Nina: Just buy a ticket and come.
/ Joe: I can't afford that! / Nina: Oh, what a terrible shame. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=10 |
| he012: black and white | Joe: You're back already!
/ Nina: You're still in my house. / Joe: Why don't you have a tan? / Nina: Something about black and white. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=11 |
| he013: pets | Nina: You've been in my house the whole time I was gone?
/ Joe: At least I fed your pets for you. / Nina: Pets? / Joe: You have about five rats. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=12 |
| he014: hypothetical | Nina: Hey, we've gone back to the single line background..
/ Joe: That's because this is a hypothetical situation. / Nina: So... Ah... What's the situation? / Joe: Well, see, we're the last humans alive, and in order to save the species... http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=13 |
| he015: illusion | Murphy (sheep): Of course I'm a gosh-darned illusion, I'm a cloud with legs. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=14 |
| he016: merry | Nina: Hey! The continuity bubble! Why is it snowing?!
/ Joe: Um. / Joe: Maybe some sort of event?
/ Nina: Pah! Hallowe'en just passed! / Joe: Silly me. Nothing of note happens on December the 25th. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=15 |
| he017: sink | Joe: nom nom nom / Nina: Um, why are you eating from the sink?
/ Joe: What?! / Joe: Give me a break! Anyway, the artist hasn't drawn us a single table yet. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=16 |
| he018: that lame | *Last time on hello earthling!*
/ Nina puppet: Why are you eating from the sink?
/ Joe puppet: No table! / Nina: My puppet sucks... Am I really that lame?
/ Joe: !!! / Murphy (sheep): Baa. / Nina: I can explain.
/ Joe: Really? Impressive. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=17 |
| he019: guitar | Nina: You play guitar?
/ Joe: Sure do. / Joe: Jimi Hendrix could play with his teeth. And so can I. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=18 |
| he020: furry | Joe: click click / Nina: What is that?
/ Joe: Everything a man could ever want. / Joe: A sexy furry robotic zombie space pirate. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=19 |
| he021: serious | *Last time on hello earthling*
/ Joe puppet: It's a sexy furry robotic zombie space pirate!
/ Nina: ...Huh? / Joe: No, look, I'm serious. / *colour pic of the above adjectives* http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=20 |
| he022: hello computer | Computer to Nina (written on screen): You turn me on. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=21 |
| he023: murphy | Joe: Murphy looks happy today.
/ Nina: Murphy? / Joe: You mean you didn't even ask his name? / Joe: No wonder he hates you. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=22 |
| he024: dirty fan | *fap fap fap fap* / *fap fap fap fap* / *fap fap fap fap*
/ Joe: Nina, the fan's dirty. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=23 |
| he025: it's history | Nina: Joe! You've got Pornotube in your history! / Joe: And you've got Neopets there.
/ Nina: Discussion over. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=24 |
| he026: flash games | Nina: Why are you playing Flash games?
/ Joe: Got to beat Murphy's score. / Murphy: Baa. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=25 |
| he027: tower | Stranger with moustache to small audience: I declare the political debate tower complete! / Panels of skyscraper tower building, murphy in one window / Nina's graffiti: First post! http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=26 |
| he028: political position | Joe: What political position are you?
/ Nina (sleazy grin): Sixty-nine. (69) / Nina: Sorry. Automatic reaction. / Nina grins awkwardly, Joe glares. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=27 |
| he029: swine | Murphy: Some of us are, by default, not worried about swine flu. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=28 |
| he030: offensive | Joe: Hey Nina, I've been thinking...
/ Nina: Oh, thinking, eh? / Nina: Careful, everybody, Joe's been thinking! Lock your doors and windows, report your suspicious neighbours!
/ Joe: ... / Joe: ... / Joe: That's really offensive. http://www.helloearthling.co.uk/?strip_id=29 |