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| The Older Brother Part 2 (Guest Comic) | The Thrilling Finale... / [[Sanjay is speaking via a Cowbird logo. Shyam is speaking via a disembodied grinning head, drawn using MS Paint. And it shows.]]
/ Sanjay: Shyam, this comic is supposed to be about disappointment.
/ Shyam: Well, can't we just say the readers will be disappointed with my triumph? / Sanjay:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/361 |
| Heart Facts | [[A tough-looking heart is holding a sword]]
/ Narrator: The number one cause of death in the U.S. is heart attack
/ Narrator: This is when the heart doesn't get enough blood
/ Narrator: This is a bit embarrassing for America but it is totally embarrassing for the human body, because the heart gets twice... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/362 |
| Tetrology | Narrator: The heart symbolizes love, but things about the heart don't symbolize things about love / [[Man and woman holding hands, gazing into each other's eyes]]
/ Man: We make complete sense together, like a ventricular septal defect, pulmonary stenosis, an overriding aorta and right ventricular hypertrophy / Narrator:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/363 |
| Errors in judgement | [[Man speaking]]
/ Man as Narrator: I spent most of my life not in a relationship / [[Man and woman holding hands, gazing into each other's eyes]]
/ Man as Narrator: I should have been with you that whole time. I was only off by one person, but in another sense, the difference is incalculable
/ Man as... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/364 |
| Paid message | Whatever, shot putters.
/ [[There is an arrow pointing to a shot putter that says "Loser"]]
/ You are basically just muscle bound jocks with no aim / Also you are losers / -Paid for by the Bocce Players Association of America / {{Mouseover: Shotput is the same game as Bocce but with a pallino that is... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/365 |
| X-mas | [[DMX dressed up in a Santa hat, looking tough]]
/ DMX: Santa gon' give it to ya
/ DMX: Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
/ DMX: Santa gon' deliver to ya / Narrator: Merry DMX-Mas from Cowbirds in Love / {{Mouseover: And a Happy Wu Year.}}
/ {{Bottom: X gon giv it to ya ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_TbHl3a8qk... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/366 |
| Boxing Day Love Letter | This Christmas all I wanted was your love / Instead I got the graphics tablet I used to draw this comic / Maybe this comic will make you fall in love with me;
/ Then it'll be like I got what I wanted / But I've drawn much better comics and they didn't work so I won't get my hopes up
/ [[It's the Jerk... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/367 |
| Pride, Prejudice and the Present | Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice set in modern times / Elizabeth: I'm Elizabeth Bennet! I'm intelligent and pretty and kind and in every other way attractive.
/ Darcy: I'm Fitzwilliam Darcy! We are perfect for each other! Let's date. / Elizabeth: Okay!
/ Darcy: Great!
/ Elizabeth: Well, that was easy. / Elizabeth:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/368 |
| Jeopardy! | If you watch Jeopardy! backwards, it looks like a show about rich people paying money for answers to pointless questions / {{Jeopardy! has subliminal messages encouraging the funding of stupid research projects.}} / {{Jeopardy! too would be confusing for Merlin from Once and Future King. / It's a... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/369 |
| Love and Lust | Woman: We say it is love
/ But the world says it is lust / Woman: Just because it is for power / {{Mouseover: You say it's puppy love, I say it's full grown}} / {{Footer: I?ve heard the first time you lust for power really shapes the kind of power you lust after the next times. }} http://cowbirdsinlove.com/370 |
| Party Time | [[Two people are partying.]]
/ Narrator: When I was a kid, having a single friend over was an exciting time / [[Four people are standing in a square, bored, and holding cups.]]
/ Narrator: Today, only three people came to my party and it is officially a bust. / [[A boy wears a cup his head and pretends... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/371 |
| Bipolar | {{372. Bipolar}} / [[Narrator is smiling; he is labelled with an "N" above him and an "S" below him like he's a compass]]
/ Narrator: The doctors said I'm bipolar / Narrator: But I just have a magnetic personality / Narrator: Also I have bouts of depression and mania / {{Title-text: Bipolar disorder... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/372 |
| Happy New Year Part 2 | [[Sanjay is standing there looking dejected. He is imagining himself happy and wearing a pair of '2009' glasses.]] / New Year 2009 was the last chance to get those cool 200X glasses / Here's to another year of missed opportunities / Mouseover: As my friend Bailey points out, next year you can get... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/373 |
| Presnets | [[Boy holding a box]]
/ Narrator: I'm terrified of getting presents for her. I never know if she'll like the presents and I'm afraid of what she might say. / Girl: You must not know me at all. This is my least favorite thing in the world. / Boy: That's weird... My least favorite thing in the world is... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/374 |
| Nightcrawler feat. Mike Husni | This is Nightcrawler / Nightcrawler sees an attractive lady / < http://cowbirdsinlove.com/375 |
| Fat Man and the Sea | No man is an island
/ but if a man is fat enough the seagulls don't care / Green is my default shoe color / Here on the open sea the ability to fit through doorways is gladly traded for increased buoyancy. http://cowbirdsinlove.com/376 |
| Haunted | Once upon a time there were two sisters.
/ They were both haunted. / One was haunted by a past love. / The other was haunted by ghosts. / The sisters couldn't agree who had it worse off. / Eventually, the first sister went crazy. / She found her former love and poisoned him to death. / [[The former... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/377 |
| Juggling triplets | [[There are three babies.]]
/ I always said if I had triplets they would know I love them because I resisted the urge to juggle them when they were babies. / [[Sanjay is holding three babies looking sad.]]
/ But maybe I don't think I can resist the temptation.
/ It would be so awesome! / [[Sanjay doing... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/378 |
| Squirmy | There is a tradition in my family.
/ [[There is a pedigree of my immediate family with me in blue.]] / I, my siblings, my father, his siblings, my grandfather and his siblings all have names that begin with the letter S
/ [[Superman S]] / [[There's a Fiddler on the Roof.]]
/ There's no big justification... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/379 |
| Gupta | Some lady: Did you hear about Sanjay Gupta?
/ Sanjay: No Don't care either.
/ I've gotten daily updates about Sanjay Gupta since the day he started saying stuff on CNN. / I secretly swore my revenge.
/ Gupta: Why yes, I'd love to talk about things outside of my specialty.
/ Gupta: Childhood vaccinations?... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/380 |
| You can have whatever you like | Red: So, what do you like about me?
/ Green: Well, you have really nice eyes. / Red: What kind of thing is that to like? Everyone has nice eyes. / Green: Yeah, it's really convenient. What do you like? Nice personalities? Ha. Good luck with that. / {{Mouseover: The romance of lowered expectations}}
/ {{Footer:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/381 |
| Bird in hand | [[Girlfriend on the phone to her boyfriend, with another boy in the background]]
/ Girlfriend (into phone): Hey baby, we got to break up. There's this other boy I want to hit on and I want to be single when I do it. / [[Boyfriend is upset]]
/ Boyfriend (into phone): What! Baby, don't do it! I'm a sure... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/382 |
| Medical malpractice | [[Someone has their brain all out.]]
/ I wanted a brain transplant
/ But they put me on the body donors list instead / {{Mouseover: The problem is all in the mind}} / {{Footer: So! A new site! / You can read more about it at my new news page.}} http://cowbirdsinlove.com/383 |
| Running into little kids | Little kids are terrifying
/ [[A little kid runs past the narrator.]]
/ They are fast, hard to see and easy to knock over / And when you knock them over you feel bad
/ *THUD*
/ [[The little kid got knocked down.]] / But turns out they don't damage easily.
/ [[The kid keeps running.]]
/ They start out so... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/384 |
| Ice cream relationships | Narrator: Whenever you use an ice cream flavor to describe a relationship, it is never good. / [[Man and woman, both eating ice cream]]
/ Man: Vanilla...
/ Woman: Rocky road... / Narrator: So when she told me she thought our relationship was Neopolitan I was concerned / [[Man is annoyed]]
/ Man: Whatever,... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/385 |
| I could listen to this song all day | [[Some lady jamming on her iPod.]]
/ Jammer: Oh man! I could listen to this song all day! / Skeptic: Why don't you? You just got an iPod, Just do it. / Jammer: Well, I don't want to get sick of the song. / Skeptic: That's stupid. If you'll get sick of it, what's the point of saying you could listen... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/386 |
| The Hottest Guy In The World | Did you hear about the hottest guy in the world?
/ [[Hottest Guy is looking good, and some lady is totally digging him. / He was so hot he triggered smoke alarms
/ [[The smoke alarm is going EEEEEE!]] / He was absolutely smoking...
/ Hottest Guy: What's up, ladies? / ...in bed
/ [[Hottest Guy is smoking... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/387 |
| The Hottest Guy In The World Part II/The Guy Who LITERALLY Cried Wolf Part I | [[Hottest Guy is on fire. He looks upset about this.]]
/ HG: AAAAAAAH! / [[Hottest Guy frantically dials a number on his phone.]]
/ < http://cowbirdsinlove.com/388 |
| The Guy Who LITERALLY Cried Wolf Part II | [[Jerk Lady and Magic Boy and standing next to each other.]] / JL: I have to tell you something. / JL: Nobody loves you and you'll be alone forever.
/ MB: What! / [[A tear starts to well up in MB's eye.]]
/ < http://cowbirdsinlove.com/389 |
| Mindreader | [[A woman in red is looking off-screen.]]
/ Woman: Do you think you can know a person so well you can read their mind?
/ Off-screen: Sure.
/ Woman: Really? / Woman: How?
/ Off-screen: Well, I know myself pretty well and I always know what I'm thinking.
/ Woman: Sure. / Off-screen: So, yes, I think you can... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/390 |
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