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Neil Armstrong	Narrator: In today's comic: Neil Armstrong trashtalks your nostalgia. / Old guy to kids: You know, kids, I still remember where I was when man first walked on the moon. / [[Off-panel]] Neil Armstrong: OH YEAH? / Kids: NEIL ARMSTRONG! / [[Neil Armstrong pops a wheelie on his motorcycle.]] Neil Armstrong:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/571
Sooooo old	Sanjay: I'm 23 and still single. My eggs are rotting. / Girl: Um... You don't have any eggs. / Sanjay: What? / Sanjay: I'm too late! / Mouseover: If you are older than 23, sorry! I am just fully of apologies this week. / Title: / Today?s Small Things Eating Big Things contributor is the wonderful... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/572
Love Hurts	When you left me, I thought you hurt me more than any person could. / But then I met Clive / who just kept punching and punching and punching me, / but it wouldn't have been nearly as painful if Clive was just a little harder to fall in love with. / I mean, look at this guy. / This is a happy ending,... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/573
Love Hurts Part 2	[[Clive:]] Hey. / [[Sanjay:]] What? / [[Clive:]] I'm sorry I had to punch you yesterday. I didn't want to / [[Sanjay:]] Yea, well, you did. / [[Clive:]] I had to! That was the joke! If I didn't punch you I wouldn't even exist! / But that joke has been told. I don't have to punch you anymore. We... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/574
All consuming love	Help! I am consumed by thoughts of a former love. / It looks like you are being consumed by a shark. / Yes. sharks were his favorite. / I begged him to stay with me, and he told me if he stopped moving he would drown. / Today?s featured Small Things Eating Big Things contributor is Dennis J. R... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/575

Good listening	And so now I don't know how to feel. / I see. / You are a really good listener for an engineer. / Well, yes. I am a train engineer. Could we get back to talking about your problems? / I'd like to get this conversation back on track. / {{mouseover: I'm all ears. Enginears.}} / {{footer: / Is it more... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/576
The House	[[A smiling man, sitting in front of a pile of poker chips, raises his arms in delight]] / Dealer: Dealer bust. / Man: This was my best day in the casino ever! / Casino Attendant: Excuse me, sir. / Casino Attendant: The casino owner would like to see you in the back. / [[The attendant points man towards... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/577
Doing Unreasonable Things Until Conditions Improve	Narrator: Are you grappling with forces beyond your control? / Random Guy: Yes! / N: Do you feel there is nothing you can do? / Random Woman: Yes! / N: Have you tried doing unreasonable things until conditions approve? / RG & RW: Tell us more! / N: Doing unreasonable things until conditions approve... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/578
The Last Wikipedia Article	Reverend Mike: In 2009, Daniel encountered the Youngstown article on Wikipedia. / Reverend Mike: He found it overloaded with vandalism and resolved to fix it...only to find it unfixable. / Reverend Mike: No new energy was being put into the article, and nobody was taking anything from it. / Reverend... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/579
Tevye Is A Good Egg	Today, instead of a comic, I wrote a cool fan fiction about how I live with Tevye and Perchik from my favorite musical, Fiddler on the Roof. / In today's story Tevye goes to school with me! / "Come on, Tevye, rise and shine." / He mumbled something about ducks and geese as I hit his head with a pillow. / "Its... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/580

Ownership	Marcus Needsakidneyowitz: I met a woman who was selling herself. / Marcus Needsakidneyowitz: Not prostitution. / Marcus Needsakidneyowitz: I gave her money and now I own her. / Marcus Needsakidneyowitz: The only problem is my friends heard me saying how happy I was she was mine. / Marcus Needsakidneyowitz:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/581
Graph Comics!i	[[A simple graph comic. Both the X- and Y-axes are labelled "Graph Comics". There is a linear correlation between the two. A point on the line at the top-right corner of the graph is labelled.]] / Label: There are a lot of graph comics. / {{Mouseover: Graph comics!}} / {{Footer: Have you heard about... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/582
Octopus	What It Would Be Like If Instead of Alcohol It Was An Octopus COMICS / Red shirt: Hey man! Want to party with this octopus? / Green shirt: No way, man. / Green shirt: I don't need AN OCTOPUS to have a good time. / Red shirt: Okay, man. / Maybe the octopus needs you. / Straight Edge For Life! / Small... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/583
Octopus	What It Would Be Like If Instead of Alcohol It Was An Octopus COMICS / Red shirt: Hey man! Want to party with this octopus? / Green shirt: No way, man. / Green shirt: I don't need AN OCTOPUS to have a good time. / Red shirt: Okay, man. / Maybe the octopus needs you. / Straight Edge For Life! / Small... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/583
Five Year Plan	Why 5 YEAR PLANS ARE AWESOME: / Sanjay: It gives you time to win the Olympics TWICE! / Even more if you do winter AND summer. / I felt like the last few comics have been pretty inaccessible, so I wanted to make a comic that people could relate to! http://cowbirdsinlove.com/584
More Dance Moves	[[A guy in a green shirt is playing DDR.]] / Myth: DDR does not make you a better dancer. / [[The same guy is doing 'the sprinkler'.]] / Fact: If pretending to be a sprinkler is an actual dance move, doing DDR patterns can't be much worse. / I think knowing how to dance actually makes you a better DDR... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/585

A Comic Thanking You For Your Beauty	The woman I saw that made me think of this comic wasn't actually that beautiful. Weird, right? / A comic in which I thank you for your beauty. / The other day I saw the most beautiful woman in the world. / Wow! / But this comic is about you. / I was led to believe by Hollywood that when you see someone... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/586
What's the matter with you, baby?	That's very flattering... but i'm not interested / What's the matter with you, Baby? I don't see a ring. / Ray Charles was a notorious womanizer. / Do I ever regret making my characters with no fingers? Sometimes. / I know in comic 386 I came down pretty hard on Ray Charles is blind jokes, but come... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/587
Why Genetics Is Evil	[[A blackboard reading "Why Genetics Is Evil" / "Self-Esteem Edition"]] / [[A DNA-string drawn on the blackboard says "You suck!"]] / Little girl with green shirt: Dad, should I be embarrassed that I am so ugly? / Narrator: Before Genetics: / Dad with green shirt: Firstly, honey, you aren't ugly. / Dad... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/588
Aquaman and Ma-Ti	People think heroes like Aquaman and Ma-Ti are lame for having lame powers. / But this overlooks two things: / 1. Aquaman and Ma-Ti, besides their powers, are human beings, and thinking they are lame overlooks the strength of the human spirit and denies the inherent awesomeness of being human. / 2.... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/589
Maybe if she felt the beat on a fife instead?	A sad truth about music history / [[Lyrics to Dancing Queen with the rhyme scheme marked]] / Abba never used the ABBA rhyme scheme / Mouseover: I think about this every time I watch Mamma Mia. / Footer: I?m going on a CANADIAN VACATION for the next nine days. Gonna see some cool cousins and a rad... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/590

My favorite song	I know a couple doesn't have to like the same music to work. / But I really want you to like this song. / This song makes me happy. / I thought maybe we could be happy together. / For once. / Mouseover: For an example of a song that makes me feel this way, look up Like A Life On A Prayer by Mad Mix... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/591
Wooo Toronto	This is a comic about Sanjay forgetting that East Hampton exists. / Okay so here you see that guy. Sanjay. Wearing his usual blue shirt-dress-muumuu outfit. He's standing there with his usual almost symmetrical limbs and next to him are floating words that say "I'm in Toronto!" "Webcomic Capital of... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/592
Comprehensive Research	Reverend Mike: Once, a woman fell in love with a king who did not love her back. / Reverend Mike: Living in his kingdom was painful, because everyday she was reminded of him. / Reverend Mike: So she fell in love with a regular person who did not love her back. / Reverend Mike: However, this ended... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/593
Two Year Olds	Narrator: AWESOME TWO YEAR OLDS: / [[A small and a bigger person in blue shirt, building a tower with blocks]] / Narrator: Two year old versions of yourself! / [[Three two year old children: a boy with a red shirt, a girl with a green shirt and a girl with a yellow shirt]] / Narrator: Two year olds in... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/594
Traditions	When a parent's child abandons a tradition and is not going to pass it on to their children, it can be a cause of great anguish. / The great anguish: / Now that I know my traditions will die with me, for the first time I truly feel like an foreigner / The tradition abandoned: / We don't do that in this... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/595

Consuming!	[[A man is standing on a giant all-consuming moster]] / Compared to the other options, love is the best thing to be all consuming. / {{title text: I know some of you have been really burned by love and think you'd rather go for the Thirteen Eyes Crab Hand Dreadlock Mouther, but trust me, you would not.}} / {{I... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/596
Wishing you were here	I knew I was dealing with a jerk genie when I wished you were here. / I knew he would try to interpret my wish so it would turn out bad for me. / But I also thought that different particles couldn't occupy exactly the same place at exactly the same time. / My mistake. / Mouseover: On the plus side, I've... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/597
La Popsicle (Guest Comic)	La Popsicle (Guest Comic) / (Canadian Flag backround) / Once upon a time... / there was a Quebecois man who loved popsicles. / Quebecios Man; I love popsicles / (Arrows indicate he is holding a bottle of wine and a baguette) / But unfortunately... / he was Quebecois. / Madhav tells me that Quebec is the... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/598
Seeing Ducks	Every day is a good day when you see a duck! / I don't love you any more. / Quack. / You don't have any money. / Quack. / I'm afraid you'll never see again. / Quack. / Quack. / Quack. / {{If you think this is a sad comic, maybe you didn't notice how many ducks there are in it.}} / {{It hasn?t... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/599
Maximize Your Love	How to love efficiently: / [[There is a graph of Love expected vs. Love given in return. There is a green circle labeled "Bargain Zone"]] / In the circle: / Nerds / Pets / Not in the circle: / Rocks / Statues / Sandwiches / Plants / Godzilla / Children / Significant others / Sports teams / As a bonus, use... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/600

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