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| How to do a Kip-up | How to do a kip-up
/ 1. Lie on the ground.
/ 2. Roll onto your shoulders and put your hands by your ears and your legs flexed pointing upwards.
/ 3. Kick up as hard as you can.
/ 4. Fall really hard onto your back.
/ 5. You can't do a kip-up.
/ 6. What were you thinking? / {{Mouseover: That it'd be awesome?}}
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| I made this comic on a friend's computer | Narrator: Little Known Fact:
/ Narrator: You actually CAN eat another person to steal their powers.
/ [[A large man wearing blue is smiling with a little man inside him who looks puzzled.]]
/ Little Man: What
/ Narrator: Some societies realized this long ago, and so did Kirby. / Narrator: Well Known Fact:
/ Narrator:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/737 |
| Knowing if the universe is real. | It's hard to say
/ whether this universe is
/ real or a computer simulation. / But Spiderman is my
/ roommate, so it probably
/ isn't real.
/ [Spiderman:]Hey. / [Spiderman:]I'm making
/ [Spiderman:]waffles.
/ [Spiderman:]Want some?
/ [Person in Green:]Sure, Spidey! / Sometimes I have trouble with
/ my suspension... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/738 |
| Becoming what you hate most. | "Looks like it's curtains for you."
/ "Not quite. You know how becoming what you hate most is a devastating thing to happen to a person?"
/ "Turns out it's a pretty good super power."
/ "What?"
/ "A giant spider monster?"
/ "Yeah. I hate spiders."
/ "But you hate them... the most?"
/ "Yeah."
/ "But I'm your... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/739 |
| Pets after rapture | I saw a website
/ that, for one hundred
/ and ten dollars, offered
/ to take care of the
/ pets of Christians if
/ they get raptured. / I have a quite a
/ few Christian friends, and
/ I will take care of your
/ pets for free. / I will take
/ your Xbox
/ though. / {{Mouseover: I'll probably have better things... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/741 |
| Old basketball players never retire... | Young person: Grandpa,
/ you have to
/ retire from
/ the NBA. / Grandpa: No, I can't
/ quit now. / Grandpa: I haven't
/ finished my
/ bucket list. / Young person: Maybe I
/ can help you.
/ Let's
/ see this
/ list. / [paper:] Bucket List
/ [ticky box:] score more
/ buckets. / [alt text: Slammah jammah.]
/ [comment:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/742 |
| Too smitten. | You know you are too smitten
/ when Biz Markie's "Just A Friend"
/ reminds you of the one you love. / Just because
/ she's from
/ the U.S. nation
/ too. / [alt text: By the time you realize you don't relate to anything happening in the song he's already through the first chorus and you're hooked.] / [comments:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/743 |
| The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement | Narrator: The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is a movement dedicated to ending human life by not reproducing.
/ Blue Shirt: Sorry, ladies. Think of the turtles.
/ Narrator: Humanity is too destructive to go on existing, so the right thing to do is to let it die out. / Narrator: That's the basic idea. / Narrator:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/744 |
| Putting Down Pick Up Lines | Hey hot stuff,
/ How do you
/ like your eggs
/ in the morning? / I like them
/ UNFERTILIZED. / Well,
/ obviously. / I don't
/ get it. /
/ [alt text: I like panel 2 because it is not often the force of a punchline knocks one of my characters physically backwards.] / [comments: I guess I am really good... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/745 |
| Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. | boy: I want to cook with chocolate but I don't have cooking chocolate. I just have this regular chocolate.
/ arrow: Do it anyway!
/ SUCCESS!
/ boy: I want to eat some chocolate but I don't have regular chocolate. I just have this cooking chocolate.
/ arrow: Do it anyway!!!!
/ FAILURE.
/ mouse over: I couldn't... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/748 |
| Falling in love slow. | [[A Mother is talking to her young daughter]]
/ Mother: I told my daughter not to fall in love too fast. / [[The daughter is hanging upside down on a tree branch with a sloth]]
/ Mother: When she grew up, she fell in love with a sloth / [[The Mother is looking concerned in the background. The daughter... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/750 |
| Things I would like to see | Sometimes I say this: "I would like to see a movie."
/ Sometimes I say this: "I would like to see a polar bear on a skateboard jump over a pit of zombie kittens!"
/ "WOAH!"
/ But I only get asked on one kid of date. "How did you like the movie?" "It was great." / [Polar bear jumping over zombie kittens....GO!] / That... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/751 |
| Under The Sea | They say that drowning is a relatively pleasant way to go.
/ They don't say that about being violently ripped apart by a shark.
/ I can hold my breath for maybe like two minutes.
/ Why you got to be a jerk about this, shark? / I'm still gonna be here, shark, come on! / I thought maybe the punchline... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/752 |
| Other Objects | Think about this the next time you see a lego...
/ or an apple
/ or a hat:
/ when you disguise is publicized in a popular 80s animated television and toy line
/ you get a new disguise. / A lego piece seems a bit small but I'm pretty sure Transformers transformations aren't subject to conservations of mass. / You... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/753 |
| Fire Deaths | The casualties would have been lower
/ but the building was quite crowded
/ a popular talk was being delivered by a very persuasive speaker about the limits of free speech.
/ nobody was given any warning / You usually can't yell fire in a crowded theater because you usually aren't in a crowded theater. / This... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/754 |
| I feel bad for you son | Whaaat? / In a classic example of the gambler's fallacy, Jay-Z was entirely unprepared for what his 100th problem was. / I got ninety-nine problems and one of them is a logical fallacy. / If I had a red balloon for every time I had a problem that wasn?t a bitch, I would have two songs. http://cowbirdsinlove.com/757 |
| What is it like a high G or something, I don't know. | Jesus: < http://cowbirdsinlove.com/758 |
| I know you pretty well | You know, sometimes I think I know you better than I know myself / Who are you talking about? / Myself? Oh, he's some guy with brown hair and a blue shirt. / I think his name is John or Joey or Justin or something like that.
/ No. / I meant which one of us were you talking about?
/ Oh, both of you... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/759 |
| He sees a shadow of his former self | [[looking at fat groundhog with glasses and a cane]]
/ Doctor: Yes, I'm afraid he's quite blind. / Girl: But doctor, this can't be!
/ Girl: If he can't see anything, he can't... / Doctor: He can't see his shadow.
/ Doctor: Yes. / [[Girl getting increasingly distraught]]
/ Doctor: I'm afraid he'll NEVER... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/761 |
| I don't mean to be racist | boy: I don't mean to be racist, but...
/ girl: Oh, this is going to be good
/ boy:
/ boy: What!
/ girl: It's just usually people only say "I don't mean to be racist" before they say something that is really racist.
/ boy: Yeah, whatever. Look, I don't mean to be racist, but I don't think women should be given... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/762 |
| The Principles of Evolution | Boy: Well, do you at least recognize that the basic principles of evolution are valid?
/ Girl: I don't know... / Boy: How can you not? / [[Omastar and Omanyte in the background]]
/ Boy: What about all the fossil evidence? / [[Voltorb and Electrode in the background]]
/ Boy: How do you explain all the... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/763 |
| Dollhouse Storylines | There were a lot of storylines in Joss Whedon's Dollhouse that couldn't be explored because the show was cancelled. / "I want to be my best."
/ "Me too! The very best!" / I regret the loss of the Pokemon crossover the most. / Mouseover Text: Rocket sound an awful lot like Rossum, HUH?
/ Text Below the... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/764 |
| Orwell | People like to praise George Orwell for how well 1984 predicted some of the more oppressive features of modern society. / But no one gives him crap about Animal Farm. / Hello, dummy.
/ Pigs don't talk! / Also I think he stole the plot from my history textbook.
/ [picture of a pig] / MOUSEOVER TEXT:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/767 |
| Your hand | [[A Doctor is talking to a patient]]
/ Doctor: Did you know that if my hand is bigger than your face you have cancer? / Patient: Doctor, that's not how it goes. / [[The Doctor hits the patient in the face]]
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| Fair and balanced | Ronald Reagan Loves Kitties.
/ [[a cat hugging Ronald Reagan, hearts are above each of their heads]]
/ Mouse over text: He probably does!
/ Bottom text:Why wouldn?t he? http://cowbirdsinlove.com/770 |
| Breaking up in a nice restaurant | Why A NICE RESTAURANT is
/ a good place for a breakup: / 1. Audience
/ You may think you are interrupting
/ people's dinner, but this is much
/ more interesting than what ever they had
/ going on. / 2. Food fights!
/ This one is kind of obvious.
/ Nice restaurants have food. / 3. There is a table you... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/774 |
| Love in a centrifuge | Love in a centrifuge / [[GUY going round in a centrifuge]]
/ GUY: Girl, we are going to wind up together. / GUY: I am your destiny. / GIRL: What?? / GUY: Oh, sorry, I meant DENSITY. / [[Both smiling.]] / {{Mouseover text: I thought I told you never to come in here, McFly.}}
/ {{Below comic: Maybe... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/775 |
| Notebook Ideas | Two years ago, I started the habit of carrying a little notebook around with me so, when I thought of a comic idea, instead of forgetting it forever, which is what I used to do, I would jot it down. / Two days ago, I lost a notebook. I mentioned this on Twitter. / The good folks at Chain Bear contacted... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/776 |
| Bad Romance Comics | Apparent probability that I would one day make a graph comic about Lady gaga vs. comic number[[graph]]
/ 1-|
/ | ______
/ | /
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| Confrontation | Valjean! At last! We see each other plain. Monsieur le Mayor, you'll wear a diff...
/ YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME I LIVE DEEP INSIDE YOU EACH DAY YOU'LL FELL ME DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
/ [[characters stare at each other]] /
/ Pretty embarassing for Edward Hyde I'm sure, showing up at the wrong confrontation like that. / So... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/778 |
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