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| Barberism | [[There is a man pictured, he is the narrator of the comic.]]
/ Narrator: I'm about to present to you a conspiracy theory. But unlike other conspiracy theorists, I'm going to prove to you beyond reasonable doubt that there is a conspiracy.
/ Narrator: Prepare to have the wool lifted from your eyes. / [[There... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/121 |
| Fan fiction | [[A picture of Angelina.]] / {{Title Text: MLA format says that the proper way to cite someone is to draw them in a comic and ask people to write fan fiction about them.}} / {{Bottom Text: That?s Angelina. / She was featured in the last comic. / Which means she?s sort of a literary figure now. / Which... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/122 |
| 5% reporting | And so, with 5 percent of the electorate reporting, we can now safely predict the winner of the election.
/ Hold it a minute, how are you able to call the election with only five percent of the electorate? / You aren't a scientist, are you?
/ Why? Is there some fancy scientific way to get a lot of information... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/123 |
| March madness | [[A group of people in blue and orange are listening to a person in red.]]
/ Red: I just assembled this crowd of protesters to march of Washington. What should I do now?
/ Off-screen: March forth! / [[The crowd is gone and the man in red is talking to a giant, floating date: March 4th.]]
/ Red: Thanks,... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/124 |
| Indecision | [[There is a man standing some train tracks.]]
/ Man: I wonder whether or not I should leave my legs on these tracks. / Narrator: Crippled by indecision. / {{Title Text: I took an art class about how to draw a face. I haven't drawn a face since.}} / {{Bottom Text: This is a pretty old joke idea. I... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/125 |
| Murmuring | Doctor: I just examined your patient. Did you notice anything abnormal during your physical exam?
/ Med Student: No. / Doctor: Well, your patient had a murmur.
/ Med Student: Well, how was I supposed to know? / Doctor: She said she told you she had the murmur.
/ Med Student: Well, how was I supposed to... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/126 |
| ATP | [[A man eating grey gray pellets, supposedly ATP.]]
/ Narrator: My chief culinary aspiration is to find out whether or not pure ATP is delicious.
/ < http://cowbirdsinlove.com/127 |
| Sleeping with the fishes | Narrator: Coming to a theater near you: / [[An attorney or lawyer questions the defendant, King Triton.]]
/ Attorney: And then you said "She belongs at the bottom of the ocean and I'm going to send her there?" Were you talking about the victim?
/ Defendant: You have yo understand the context.
/ Attorney:... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/128 |
| Less than meets the eye | Transformers: The Live Action Movie
/ (Why it sucked) / Starscream: Gr.... I'm a Decepticon and am evil for no reason! ALL HAIL MEGATRON! / Cars: Not character driven: Awesome
/ Plot: Not character driven: Terrible / {{Mouseover: I'm more than meets the eye too, Shia LaBoeuf.}} / {{Bottom: If Starscream... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/129 |
| Time Enough For Love | [[Two people stare into each other's eyes, holding hands]] / When we are together, the hours vanish like they were nothing / When we are together, the days vanish like they were 23-hour days / Daylight saving time for each other / Spring forward,
/ Fall in love / {{Title text: Uh, I used up all my... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/130 |
| Homiehostasis | [[Man standing before a chalkboard with "BROS BEFORE HOS" written on it. The man is holding a pointer.]]
/ Man: Let's have a talk. / Man: A lot of you have taken the guideline "bros before hos" to heart. And that's fine. But you need to realize that prioritizing your friendships over your romantic relationships... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/131 |
| The Eightfold Webcomic | Kurt: I am so mad at Buddhism! They said don't take medicine once it has cured your disease and so I did that and now bacteria have developed antibiotic resistance! / Buddha: Um, that was a metaphor. It's not like I interrupted the flow of my discourse on ending suffering just to dispense one piece... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/132 |
| To Boldly Go | [[Democritus is pictured.]]
/ Democritus: I'm Democritus. I think there are these things called atoms and you can't split them. / [[Ernest Rutherford is pictured.]]
/ Ernest Rutherford: I'm Ernest Rutherford. I split the atom! And if I can do that to an unsplittable thing, I can probably have the power... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/133 |
| Matt's Fan Fiction | Further Adventures of Angelina: Part 1 / Charles Darwin: Hey little girl, dontcha recognize that you are in the presence of greats? I'm Charles Darwin AKA Big D and this is Gregor Mendel AKA Lil Greezy / Gregor Mendel: We're two of the brightest minds in history and we hang out with all of the coolest... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/134 |
| The True Meaning of St. Patrick's Day | Narrator: St. Patrick's Day isn't about drinking... / [[Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane and Ireland covered in snakes are pictured.]]
/ Narrator: It's about getting rid of some MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES. / {{Title Text: In case you didn't know, St. Patrick was famous, much like Samuel L. Jackson,... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/135 |
| You Spin Me Right 'Round | [[A peeved guy is spinning on one leg, but with his head spinning in time with his body - unlike in ballet]]
/ Narrator: Spotting while turning is for wimps.
/ Narrator: Boo hoo hoo. I want to turn in circles a lot of times but I don't want to get dizzy. Waa waa waa. / {{Mouseover: Spotting while weightlifting... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/136 |
| Love from above | [[A boy and a girl hold hands, the girl is happy, the boy looks neutral. There is a heart over the two, but between them.]] / Boy: That heart reminds me of our relationship.
/ Girl: How? / [[The boy lets go of the girl's hands, and the girl is sad.]]
/ Boy: It's over between us. / {{Title Text: Is my... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/137 |
| Headstrong | [[Flydd holds an A+ piece of work.]]
/ Flydd: I wrote a really good paper. I'm really smart. You might even say I'm "headstrong"
/ Grace: WAIT! / Grace: Headstrong doesn't mean inteligent. It means stubborn or obstinate / Flydd: That's dumb. "headstrong" should mean something good about your head. The... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/138 |
| Wall tension | [[The Grinch is pictured, speaking to a person out of panel. The doctor in the next panel explains the Grinch's condition while the Grinch speaks to this person.]]
/ Person: The Grinch, you really went on a crime spree last Christmas. / [[The doctor is shown.]]
/ Doctor: As the size of a vessel increases,... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/139 |
| The Resistance | Narrator: Point-Counterpoint:
/ Narrator: Dealing with The Resistance / [[A dictator, possibly Fidel Castro, is shown.]]
/ Dictator: We have left the rebels alone too long and their movement has grown in size. I we want to decrease the resistance, we need to increase the pressure. / [[A scientist in... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/140 |
| First Street | This webcomic contains spoilers about First Street in Philadelphia.
/ Read on at your own risk. / There is no First Street in Philadelphia. It goes Third Street, Second Street, then a river. / I found this out when I went for a walk with the mission of finding out what was beyond first street.
/ I'm... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/141 |
| Moment/Week of Silence | [[Nothing.]] / {{Title Text:}} / {{Bottom Text: There is no update today. / Instead, my website is having a moment of silence for the greatest website ever made: / lolsecretz.com / It made me laugh, it made me cry, and now it made me an excuse not to do an update when I couldn?t think of one. / It?s... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/142 |
| Every day | I would love to beg you to come back.
/ I would love to tell you that I think about you every day.
/ But I know that since you read that list, that doesn't mean anything to you. / [[List]]
/ Things I think about every day:
/ * At least 10 other people
/ * Breakfast cereal
/ * Cowbirds in Love
/ * Dinosaurs
/ *... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/143 |
| Se7en | Narrator: SEVEN PART 2!
/ Narrator: New list of seven sins, new string of vandalisms [vandalism]/murders! / [[Two men are pictured.]]
/ Man 1: We are homicide detectives! I came out of prison and he came out of retirement to work on this case! / [[A man whose face was crushed by a large bag of money... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/144 |
| Sandwich Artist | 145. Sandwich Artist
/ The saddest joke : Sandwich Artist / Every artist must
/ Find his medium / I can put a magnum
/ Opus between two
/ Slices of bread / But please, fast food consumer
/ Why don't you tell me whether
/ or not your sandwich needs
/ extra bacon / (It doesn't, you
/ Philistine) / If you... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/145 |
| Raising a Career Criminal | Woman: What's the problem?
/ Cop [[through car window]]: You were driving down the wrong side of the road.
/ Woman: So? / Cop: It's against the law.
/ Woman [[driving off]]: Whatever, nerd. / Because several years earlier...
/ Girl: I want to go to the comic convention!
/ Father: I won't allow it. Conventions... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/146 |
| April 2nd | [[A man stands behind a machine labeled "Lie Detector," with wires running out of panel, connected to a second man. The machine has a dial with an arrow, which points either to the left, Truth, or to the right, Lie.]]
/ Man 1: Okay, it's all set up. You can begin.
/ Man 2: Alright. / [[The machine points... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/147 |
| Passion Fruit | [[A boy and a girl are pictured, facing opposite directions.]]
/ Boy Narrator: Our relationship has stagnated. / [[The boy is the only one shown.]]
/ Boy Narrator: I'll buy some passion fruit and then our relationship will be full of passion. / [[This event happens inside the boy's thought bubble. The... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/148 |
| Sword Cane | [[A picture of a cane, but with a sword inside of it.]]
/ Narrator: So you own a sword cane...
/ Narrator: You only have four days of freedom left. / [[Three men are shown, one with the sword can, the others just standing. "Day 1" is written at the top.]]
/ Person 2: 'Sup?
/ Narrator: You walk around town... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/149 |
| The 150th Update | [[Angelina stands speaking to Sanjay, who is out of panel.]]
/ Sanjay: Angelina, I need you to do me a favor.
/ Angelina: Sure, Sanjay. What's up? / Sanjay: As you may know, I have a webcomic. And as you may know, I'm a principled, decent person. As such, I've always avoided having my characters break... http://cowbirdsinlove.com/150 |
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