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#2- Brax is Back. Brax: Since I've been to earth I've seen some great shows. / Brax: Earth bands rock! But there's one thing about the venues here... / Brax: I hate paying for parking! / {{Title text: If you think Brax is overreacting, then you've obviously never tried to find parking at a show in L.A.}}
#3- Meet Manny. Brax: Hi, I'm Brax the alien! Do you like indie rock? / Manny: I'm Manny the manta ray. I like true indie music. / Brax: So, do you like Starflyer 59? / Manny: I did up until now. / Brax: What?! Someone's heard of them, so you don't like them now? / Manny: It's too late. You've ruined it. / {{Title text: Never heard of Starflyer 59? Then look them up! You'll be hearing about a lot of great bands on this site. Also, some jokes will occur.}}
#4- We make a pop culture reference to Courtney Love... Brax: Man, Courtney Love's blog is so crazy! / Manny: I know! I have no idea what she's saying. / Brax: You'd think after all this time on earth she'd blend in better. / Manny: Wait! She's an alien?! / Brax: Of course she is! I should really give her some tips. / Manny: Yeah man, 'cause you totally blend in. / {{Title text: You don't have to know who Courtney Love is to get this joke. It's funny because Brax thinks he blends in better than she does. See? We appeal to the pop culture illiterate as well! I'm not going to provide the website for her blog. It's not very family friendly. Just trust me, it's crazy!}}
#5- Cheer up, Manny. Brax: Hey Manny! Why the long face? / Manny: I'm trying to be emo. / Brax: Why on earth would you want to do that? / Manny: Because no one understands my pain. / Brax: How's that working out for you? / Manny: It's hard to look emo without facial features. / {{Title text: If emo is short for emotional, then what is demo short for? Also, if an 18 wheeler is called a semi truck, then how huge are those full trucks?}}
#6- Brax is cheap. Brax: Are you going to the show tonight? / Manny: I'm on the guest list, so yeah. / Brax: I can't believe they're charging ten bucks! / Manny: you get what you pay for. / Brax: But you're getting in for free. / Manny: Exactly.
 
#7- Relax, Brax... Brax: It's 8:30. The show started at 7:00! / Manny: Don't worry! Let's go get some food. / Brax: But I don't want to miss the bands! / Manny: Seriously, don't worry. / [[One hour later...]] / Brax: They haven't started yet?!? / Manny: I love the music business! / {{Title text: As long as musicians are involved with bands, no show will ever start on time.}}
#8- It Came From Planet Brax. Brax: It's true! I promise! Brax is the only word on my planet. / Manny: So all bands have the same name? / Brax: Yeah, it keeps the copyright lawyers busy. / Manny: The music must be terrible! / Brax: Last year the biggest hit was "Brax" by Brax. / Manny: That's actually kind of catchy. / {{Title text: Can you imagine taking attendance in school on Planet Brax? Those poor substitute teachers!}}
#9- Manny Bugs. Manny: So Brax is the only word on your planet? And your name is Brax? / Brax: That's right. / Manny: And your dog is... / Brax: Brax. / Manny: And your brother is... / Brax: Brax. / Manny: And the planet is called... / Brax: Brax. / [[Later...]] / Manny: So that means your Mom's name is... / Brax: Are you done? / {{Title Text: This hover text message is brought to you by the letter G and by the number 9.}}
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