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| It does not follow | Phillips: Pinces, we missed Halloween this year!
/ Pinces: I know! / Pinces: Indian food is great though!
/ Phillips: What? Pinces that's totally off-topic. / Phillips: That was a total..what's the word.. / Pinces: NAAN SEQUITUR? / < |
| Spiritual Exploration | Phillips: Wanna go for a hike on Sunday?
/ Pinces: Ah, can?t. I have church. / Phillips: You?re Christian?
/ Pinces: No-well... I'm seriously considering it / [[Phillips stares piercingly at Pinces]] / Pinces [[Downcast]]: I go to church to meet girls. / <<6 Nov, 2009>>
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| A call to arms... | Pinces: Hey Phillips, what's the opposite of "abstract"? / Phillips: Um, I guess it'd be "concrete". / Pinces: That's what I was thinking, but if that's the case... / Pinces: What was the opposite of "abstract" before "concrete" was invented? / {{November 9, 2009}}
/ {{Caption: ...for etymologists}}
/ {{Alt-text:... http://pincesandphillips.com/33.php |
| The LA Times | Phillips: Gosh listen to this: ?He molested his 11-year-old daughter four decades ago ?
/ Pinces: That's awful / Philliips: I know. The chronology is all messed up. It's not clear whether his daughter is 11 years old now or was 11 years old 40 years ago. Or maybe he's a time-travelling sexual psychopath. / Pinces:... http://pincesandphillips.com/34.php |
| Trick Question | Regina: Phillips, do you really want to come shopping with me?
/ Phillips: Well... / Phillips: ...not really, but I don't have anything better to do.
/ Regina: Gee thanks, Phillips / [[Regina is walking away]]
/ Phillips: Uh, what I meant was - there's nothing I'd enjoy more!
/ Regina: Just forget it / [[Regina... http://pincesandphillips.com/35.php |
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| Too Natural | [[Pinces eating cereal]] / [[A ghost rises from the cereal, Pinces freaks out]] / [[Closeup of the box and cereal bowl. The box reads: "Granola, Super Natural with Almonds and Raisins". Meanwhile, in the background, Pinces flees from the ghost]] / {{November 23, 2009}}
/ {{Alt-text: No pesticides,... http://pincesandphillips.com/37.php |
| Let's cut to the chase | [[Phillips sitting across from a guy who is leaning off panel to get something]]
/ Phillips: Mike, let's cut to the chase
/ Mike: I was hoping you'd say that / [[Mike has two toy cars out and is pushing at each other]]
/ Mike: Vroom! Vroom! Vreeee! / [[Mike raises his hands in celebration as a mini mushroom... http://pincesandphillips.com/38.php |
| Say No | [[A pill with an E on his forhead sits despondently against a wall, clutching his knees to his chest. He has a black eye and a scuff on his other temple. An ominous shadow looms from an unseen doorway. The caption of the picture reads "Say 'No' to Drug Abuse"]] / {{November 30, 2009}}
/ {{Caption: Drugs... http://pincesandphillips.com/39.php |
| Whispering Contest | [[Pinces on the phone]]
/ Pinces: Yo Phillips.
/ Phillips (Whispering over the phone): Hey, what's up? / Pinces: Why are you whispering?
/ Phillips (Whisper):I'm in the library. / Pinces: Let's have a whispering contest
/ Phillips (Whisper): Sorry, What? / Pinces: [[Unintelligible]]*
/ *I'm winning / {{December... http://pincesandphillips.com/40.php |
| WiFi on the move | Pinces: Phillips, how do they provide wireless internet on moving buses? It's like some kind of magic! / Phillips: I don't know, Pinces, but it works and that's good enough for me. / [[At the bus depot]]
/ Mechanic: Any problems with the bus?
/ Driver: Wireless was a bit patchy / [[A unicorn is being... http://pincesandphillips.com/41.php |
| Oldies | Phillips: Pinces, contemporary pop music has no staying power! / Phillips: I wager that in 50 years, Oldies radio stations will be playing the same Oldies they are playing today! / [[50 years later, Pinces and Phillips sit around a radio on a table. Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA is playing in the... http://pincesandphillips.com/42.php |
| Winter Break | [[Pinces and Phillips playing video games]]
/ Pinces: This is awesome! I could do this all break! / [[A thought bubble reveals that Phillips is thinking about his resume. Pinces has leaped onto the couch]] / [[Phillips working hard at a laptop, presumably on his resume]] / [[A thought bubble reveals... http://pincesandphillips.com/43.php |
| Trav-o-lators | Phillips: Moving walkways are key because they allow you to walk faster than normal. / Pinces: No, travelators are clutch because they allow you to maintain a normal pace with less effort. / [[Pinces and Phillips stare each other down. Box: Our heroes butt heads! How will they ever resolve this fundamental... http://pincesandphillips.com/44.php |
| Multitiude of Mistresses | Phillips: Tiger Woods this, Tiger Woods that. Can't we move past this one dude and his multitude of mistresses? / Phillips: This obsession with the tawdry personal lives of celebrities reflects poorly on our media and consequently on us as a society. / Regina: If it bothers you so much why don't you... http://pincesandphillips.com/45.php |
| Gift-Giving | Phillips: Merry Christmas, Pinces!
/ Pinces: Aw thanks buddy! Is it unicorn-related? / Phillips: Uh, no it's not - did you want it to be?
/ Pinces: Gotcha! / Phillips: Haha!
/ Pinces: Haha! / [[Pinces' thought bubble: A unicorn sheds a tear]] / {{Caption: Don't you know me at all?!}}
/ {{Alt-text: Merry... http://pincesandphillips.com/46.php |
| Jet Lag | [[Pinces just woken up, looking at his alarm clock. It's dark outside]]
/ Pinces: Ugh 7am? I can afford to catch a few more... / [[Pinces sleeping]] / [[Later]]
/ Pinces: Still dark out huh. Well, it's always good to get an early start... / [[Alarm clock: 4pm]]
/ Pinces: OMG. http://pincesandphillips.com/47.php |
| New Year's Eve | Pinces: What'd you do for New Year's Eve, Phillips?
/ Phillips: Stayed home. Wrote some cover letters. / Pinces: WHAT?! Dude that is super lame.
/ Phillips: I mean, it's one day out of 365. I can party some other time. / Pinces: Think about this: How many New Year's Eves will you live through? And how... http://pincesandphillips.com/48.php |
| New Year's Eve - Part 2! | [[Last time:]]
/ [[20 years later: Phillips is a power suit and Pinces in hobo garb]]
/ You're right I don't rememb-
/ Shut up / [[TWIST!]]
/ That was just Phillips' fantasy. I don't turn out to be a bum! / In reality, I turn out to be as successful as Phillips. I just have a couple of crazier stories... http://pincesandphillips.com/49.php |
| Dubious Descriptions | [[Phillips holds a cup a saucer]]
/ Phillips: Regina bought this fancy herbal tea. It's supposed to be ?thick, malty, but surprisingly airy? / [[As he drinks]]
/ Phillips: What a load of crap / [[Phillips' head puffs up]] / [[Phillips floats away]]
/ Pinces: Surprise! http://pincesandphillips.com/50.php |
| Two Ways to Watch Avatar | [[Phillips leaving the theatre with Regina]]
/ Regina: What'd you think?
/ Phillips: Superb! / Phillips: Beautifully realized! A science-fiction parable for our times! / [[Alternate universe: Phillips leaving the theatre with Pinces]]
/ Pinces: And then the guy was like ?Switch to incendiaries?
/ Phillips:... http://pincesandphillips.com/51.php |
| '24' Fan Fiction | Pinces: Hey Phillips, check out my ?24? fan fiction! / ?Useful skills for EVERYDAY life? by Jack Bauer
/ Jack Bauer: I should know.. I've had some pretty bad days.
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/ Jack Bauer: First you'll need a knife. A real SHARP knife. / Jack Bauer: Because chopping onions with a dull knife is a recipe for tears! / Phillips:... http://pincesandphillips.com/52.php |
| Sick | [[Pinces and Phillips at a pong table]]
/ Phillips: Dude you don't look so good / Phillips: You sholdn't play if you're sick
/ Pinces: I know I'm sick / [[Stars and rainbows erupt around Pinces]]
/ Pinces: SICK AT PONG / Pinces: cough! hack! / {{January 18, 2010}}
/ {{Alt-text: Pinces is usually an excellent... http://pincesandphillips.com/53.php |
| Shots | [[Pinces dressed like LMFAO]]
/ SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS / SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS / [[Phillips dressed like lil' jon]]
/ Phillips: EVERYBODY / [[Pinces with syringes sticking out of him]]
/ Pinces: Be a responsible community member - get your shots! / {{January 22, 2010}}
/ {{Caption: Shots are cool!}}
/ {{Alt-text:... http://pincesandphillips.com/54.php |
| TOUCHDOWN | 240110
/ Pinces: TOUCHDOWN!!! / Pinces: WHAT NOW SON?! / Pinces: WHAT NOW?! / Alan: Well, the team will either kick for 1 point or try for a 2-point conversion from the two yard line. / {{Caption: Oh thanks for clearing that up, Alan}}
/ {{January 26, 2010}}
/ {{Alt-text: With special guest Alan Wrench!... http://pincesandphillips.com/55.php |
| A Good Match | Pinces: We're totally well suited / Pinces: You like dogs. I like dogs / Pinces: You like Chinese food. I like Chinese food. / Pinces: You're hot. I've been working out. / {{January 29, 2010}}
/ {{Alt-text: Ladies, Pinces is willing to work for it.}}
/ {{Caption: That's why the ladies love him.}} http://pincesandphillips.com/56.php |
| Standing Up | [[Phillips with a black eye]]
/ Pinces: Woah what happened to you?
/ Phillips: Well, remember when you told me to stand up to Regina more? / [[Friday]]
/ Regina: Phillips, how many times have I told you not to put your dirty socks in the wash. / Phillips: I'll put whatever I want in the wash! / [[Saturday]]
/ Regina:... http://pincesandphillips.com/57.php |
| Cheeseburgers, Part 1 | Pinces: Alan! How are things going with that girl you like? Have you made your move?
/ Alan: No ? I'm still feeling the situation out. / Pinces: Look, good girls are like cheeseburgers - Do you like cheeseburgers?
/ Alan: Of course. Who doesn't? / Pinces: EXACTLY! If YOU think she's a cheeseburger IT'S... http://pincesandphillips.com/58.php |
| Cheeseburgers, Part 2 | Pinces: Let's push this "girls as cheeseburgers" analogy further- Some cheeseburgers have pickles! Some have mayo! / Pinces: And that's just pickles and mayo! Once you consider all the traits a cheeseburger may or may not have ? well, the cheeseburger possibilities are endless! / Pinces: The point... http://pincesandphillips.com/59.php |
| Natural Phenomena | 130210
/ Regina: Phillips did you know that sometimes volcanic eruptions generate lightning among the magma?! That has to be the most awesome natural phenomenon.
/ Phillips: Nahhh / Phillips: The most awesome natural phenomenon is you, baby. / Regina: Awww. / Regina: But seriously, VOLCANO LIGHTNING.... http://pincesandphillips.com/60.php |