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| Hittin' the Bar | [[Phillips at a bar]]
/ Bartender: What'll it be, bub? / Phillips: Water please. / Bartender: Just water? / Phillips: Yea...on the rocks / {{Caption: Who you callin' 'bub', bub?}}
/ {{Alt-Text: You can make anything sound legit by saying 'on the rocks' after it.}}
/ {{February 15, 2010}} http://pincesandphillips.com/61.php |
| Dark Pinces | [[Phillips on a couch watching TV]]
/ Phillips: Hey what's up Pinces?
/ Dark Pinces: I am not the Pinces you know. It is I - / Dark Pinces: DARK PINCES! / Phillips: Oh nice to meet you. Want some pizza?
/ Dark Pinces: ONLY IF IT'S MADE FROM THE SOULDS OF INNOCENTS! / Phillips: I think it's just Hawaiian.
/ Dark... http://pincesandphillips.com/62.php |
| How Dastardly! | Phillips: Oh hey, Dark Pinces. Whatcha workin' on?
/ Dark Pinces: A deadly virus which I intend to unleash on all the capitals of the world. / Dark Pinces: Yesss...From Toronto to Sydney ? humanity shall wilt before my invisible onslaught! / Phillips: My goodness! / Phillips: I think you mean ?From... http://pincesandphillips.com/63.php |
| Two Approaches | Alan: So look, I - I think the world of you. You're smart, funny, beautiful and just - just amazing. I'd really like to spend more time with you. / Girl: Aw, thanks Alan. That's really sweet. Let's get lunch sometime, ok? / [[At a party]]
/ Guy: Hey babe let's take some shots, banter a little and then... http://pincesandphillips.com/64.php |
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| Boots and Shorts | [[Regina wearing boots and shorts]]
/ Phillips: There has to be a booty shorts joke in here somewhere...
/ {{Alt-text: Regina delights in frustrating Phillips' urge to make snide remarks}}
/ {{Caption: Must. Think. Harder.}}
/ {{March 5, 2010}} http://pincesandphillips.com/66.php |
| Portrait of Pinces as a Young Man | Pinces: I had better start being more careful about what I say. / Phillips: Wh-
/ Pinces: In preparation for when I became a SIGNIFICANT PERSON. / Pinces: Then my every word will be dissected. Even the words I spoke before coming to prominence will be analyzed. For example: THESE WORDS I AM SPEAKING... http://pincesandphillips.com/67.php |
| Masters of Villainy | Phillips: Hey Dark Pinces! Whatcha workin' on?
/ Dark Pinces: My dissertation on villainy. / Dark Pinces: It's about the Joker in The Dark Knight and his carefully crafted image. I argue that although he claims to be an agent of chaos, the Joker is really a meticulous - / Phillips: *yawn*
/ Dark Pinces:... http://pincesandphillips.com/68.php |
| IFLAN | Phillips: Yesterday, I accidentally knocked a glass of water off a table / Phillips: But I caught it in midair / Phillips: No one noticed, so I whispered ?Hi-ya!? / Phillips: I felt like a ninja. / {{March 15, 2010}}
/ {{Caption: Move over FML, MLIA.
/ {{Alt-Text: Example: 'I wrapped myself in a black... http://pincesandphillips.com/69.php |
| Comparative | Phillips: I can't believe Fox cancelled 24 / Phillips: I wonder what Kiefer Sutherland will do now. / [[Silence]] / Pinces: Do you suppose there is a Kiefest Sutherland? / {{March 22, 2010}}
/ {{Caption: So much Kiefer than...}}
/ {{Alt-Text:I feel sorry for Kief Sutherland.}} http://pincesandphillips.com/70.php |
| Diocletian Comics | [[In 284AD, the Roman empire had not seen a peaceful transfer of power in 50 years]]
/ Roman Guy: I am emperor!
/ Roman Guy 2: No, I am! / [[To ensure a smooth transfer of power the emperor Diocletian adopted his best friend Maximian as his son and successor]]
/ Diocletian: So listen, Maximian, I want... http://pincesandphillips.com/71.php |
| Diocletian Comics 2 | Architect A: Emperor Diocletian, exactly how big do you want your retirement palace to be? / Diocletian: Geez, I dunno. / Diocletian: Like big enough to become a free-standing city after I die or something. / Architect B: Told you so. / {{Caption: And so, the city of Split, Croatia...}}
/ {{Alt-text:... http://pincesandphillips.com/72.php |
| Lame Joke Comics | Phillips: I don't really like pudding.
/ Pinces: Would you say that you find it... / Pinces: OFF-PUDDIN'? /
/ Phillips: I have an ear infection.
/ Pinces: Oh. I'm sorry to... / Pinces: HEAR that /
/ Regina: I bought a pair of tights today.
/ Phillips: I guess you're... / Phillips: EXPANDING your wardrobe. / Regina:... http://pincesandphillips.com/73.php |
| Just to be clear | Girl: Pinces, would you go out with me?
/ Pinces: No. / Pinces: Why? Because I was made in China?
/ Pinces: No, no! Of course not! / Pinces: I'm not rejecting any single aspect of you. / Pinces: I'm rejecting you as a whole. / {{Alt-Text: Got all my bases covered}}
/ {{Caption: I'm glad we had this... http://pincesandphillips.com/74.php |
| Lap it up, Fuzzball | Pinces: There is one part of your body that you can make appear and disappear at will! / Pinces: YOUR LAP! / [[Sitting down]]
/ Pinces: Allow me to demonstrate with this lap dog that is on my lap. / [[Standing up with the dog still stuck to his lap-area]]
/ Pinces: Where is he now?! His very identity... http://pincesandphillips.com/75.php |
| A Liberal Arts Education | Phillips: Ugh, my Women & Gender Studies class is killing me.
/ Pinces: Which one is it? / Phillips: Women & Gender Studies 36: Gender, Space and Islam / [[Thought bubble: A female Muslim astronaut]]
/ Pinces: Go on... / [[Caption: Awesome overload]]
/ [[Alt-text: It's actually a topical course called... http://pincesandphillips.com/76.php |
| Great Expectations | [[Pinces in a football helmet and a blanket draped over him, clutching pillows]]
/ I was led to believe there would be pillow fights / {{Caption: This would make a great recurring nightmare.}}
/ {{Alt-Text: So it's a bit hard to explain how Pinces and Phillips manipulate objects in their environment.... http://pincesandphillips.com/77.php |
| Yo Things Change | Phillips: Regina, could I borrow your ID to go to the store?
/ Regina: That won't work. / Regina: The guy will be like, ?You don't look like a Regina?
/ Phillips: I'll just say, ?Well, I've gotten much taller and manlier since this picture was taken.? / Phillips: ?And also more muscular.? / Phillips:... http://pincesandphillips.com/78.php |
| THe Urinal Dilemma | The Urinal Dilemma
/ [[Three urinals, far right is being used. The far left is the kids' urinal}} / {{Caption: Seriously, what's the protocol here?}}
/ {{Alt-Text: Your only move is to use a stall.}}
/ {{May 16, 2010}} http://pincesandphillips.com/79.php |
| Complementary Goods | Graph of Units sold vs. Year of Boats and Boat Shoes.
/ They are linked until about 2005 when Boat Shoe sales go through the roof. / {{Caption: Damn, was it those hipsters again?}}
/ {{Alt-text: Dartmouth has contributed to this in no small way.}}
/ {{May 24, 2010}} http://pincesandphillips.com/80.php |
| Quickie Comics | [[You are not very helpful]]
/ Phillips: I lost my voice.
/ Pinces: Have you tried retracing your steps? / Pinces: It's always in the last place you look. / [[What do you think of this sombrero?]]
/ Phillips: Pinces, let me be frank. / Phillips: I'd rather you be yourself / {{Caption: All this "Let... http://pincesandphillips.com/81.php |
| Quantities and language | Phillips: Skydiving? I'm not TOO keen on that. / [[Looking like a daredevil]]
/ Phillips: I am just the right amount of keen. / [[Phillips falling out a plane]]
/ Phillips: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH / Caption: The feeling is 50% mutual.
/ Alt-text: 'You're more of a bitch than a bitch' Dr. Dre
/ Jun 24, 2010 http://pincesandphillips.com/82.php |
| Pinces & Phillips in Shanghai | Caption: Pinces & Phillips make appearances in two guestbooks throughout Shanghai!
/ July 12, 2010
/ Alt-text: In the top photo Phillips is saying: wow this is really good! Pinces is just gawking. http://pincesandphillips.com/83.php |
| Pinces & Phillips in Shanghai - Part 2 | Phillips: Do you know any Shanghainese?
/ Pinces: No... / Pinces: ...but I do know some Shanghai ankles. / Caption: It works better read aloud.
/ Alt-Text: And some Shanghai elbows. The Shanghai knees are the best though. / July 18, 2010 http://pincesandphillips.com/84.php |
| Credibility Inflation | [[Pinces and phillips looking at the poster for the movie Secretariat. Tag line: The Impossible True Story]]
/ Phillips: Used to be, true stories only had to be incredible. / Caption: When I was your age...
/ Alt-text: ...movie tag lines weren't oxymorons. / July 25, 2010 http://pincesandphillips.com/85.php |
| Allergies | Pinces: Why so glum, Phillips? / Phillips: Eh, I was supposed to have a romantic night with Regina, but she had an allergic reaction to the dill in a dip I made. Kind of killed the mood. / Pinces: Sounds like it was a DILLBREAKER. / Phillips: Have you ever noticed that you make puns like that at... http://pincesandphillips.com/86.php |
| Good News | [[Computer Screen close up]]
/ Spam email: good news! 15% off viagara1!!
/ [[Mouse hovers over delete and clicks]] / [[See Phillips working at the computer]] / [[Close up of the screen. It says: Vacation Message Set]] / [[Phillips munching on cereal]]
/ TV (Unseen): Now for the good news / [[Phillips... http://pincesandphillips.com/87.php |
| TALA* | Phillips: Dude check out this video. It is BADASS. / Pinces: Oh man that is TBAFW!!!!* (TOO BADASS FOR WORDS) / Phillips: BNBAEFAA!* (But not badass enough for an acronym) / Alan: TTAAI*(Technically these are all initialisms) /
/ Caption: *THANKS A LOT ALAN
/ Alt-Text: At some point this ceases to... http://pincesandphillips.com/88.php |
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