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| Classical Music | Computer: OH! Yes Pinces! YES! / (Phillips looks horrified)
/ Caption: Never look through a man's "Classical Music" folder / Alt-Text: Pinces' computer is a pineApple
/ December 18, 2010 http://pincesandphillips.com/91.php |
| Insofar | Pinces & Phillips present Words that sound like they mean something else: INSOFAR / Phillips (as a miner): I'm insofar I can't get out / December 18, 2010
/ Caption: Perhaps you will enjoy the first comic in this series?
/ Alt-text: 127 Hours looks good http://pincesandphillips.com/92.php |
| US vs. UK | US vs. UK
/ Phillips in cowboy gear
/ Pinces in a top hat and monocle / US: Elevator
/ UK: Lift / US: Wikipedia
/ UK: Wikipaedia / US: Lady Gaga
/ UK: Dame Gaga / December 22, 2010 http://pincesandphillips.com/93.php |
| Low hanging fruit | Phillips, dressed as MC Hammer: Can't t-t-touch this / MC Stammer / January 2, 2011
/ Caption: I saw "The King's Speech" but that has nothing to do with this http://pincesandphillips.com/94.php |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://pincesandphillips.com/a95.php">http://pincesandphillips.com/a95.php | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| 1776 | Phillips: What're you reading? / Pinces: ?1776?. It's about the American Revolution.
/ Phillips: Oh. / [[Pinces is staring at his book throughout]]
/ Phillips: I take it it's a good read... / Pinces: Yea ? the suspense is killing me! / February 07, 2011
/ Caption: I'm at the New York part and it does not look good for the rebels right now... http://pincesandphillips.com/96.php |
| Nerd Alert | Phillips looks tired
/ Pinces: What happened to you? / (See the autoclave)
/ Phillips: Went...to check on...the autoclave... / Phillips: It was...
/ (Exhausting light is on) / Caption: But really- Why does it have to take so long?
/ April 8, 2011 http://pincesandphillips.com/98.php |
| Oscars 2010 | Colin Firth/ King George: I'm not (bang!) here to discuss (bang!) personal matters / Geoffery Rush/ Lionel Logue: Why are you here then, Bertie? / Colin Firth/ King George stops hammering / Colin Firth/ King George: Because I bloody well hammer! / The King's Carpentry /
/ Phillips in a backpack, leaping from rock to rock
/ A rock wobbles
/ It slips
/ He falls down a shaft
/ He looks at a rock that has wedged next to a wall
/ He looks up a at a bird flying overhead
/ He looks down the canyon
/ He walks on down the canyon / 1.27 hours -- Some things are easier when you don't have arms / Alt-text: So topical 2 months ago
/ Caption: Hammer/stammer is really getting great mileage
/ April 08, 2011 http://pincesandphillips.com/99.php |
| Pinces & Phillips: Cough | Phillips coughing / Pinces: Coughing up phlegm? Gross. / Phillips: I always feel like I've accomplished something after hacking up some phlegm though. / Phillips: I guess that's why they call it a "productive cough" / April 25, 2010
/ Caption: My First med school joke http://pincesandphillips.com/100.php |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://pincesandphillips.com/101.php">http://pincesandphillips.com/101.php | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Pinces & Phillips: Spring 2006 (15 of 27) | Phillips: Hey Regina, do you want to take a walk to the lake tonight? We could have a picnic under the stars.
/ Regina: Aw, that sounds nice. / Regina: We should bring some candles too!
/ Phillips: Good idea. / Phillips: Remind me to bring my fire extinguisher in case our clothes catch fire. / Phillips: Oh, and how many condoms should I bring?
/ Regina: You put the 'hopeless' in 'hopeless romantic'. http://pincesandphillips.com/a116.php |
| Summer 2006 (15 of 18) | Phillips: What's up Pinces?
/ Pinces: Man, I met this girl over the weekend... / Pinces: I think she's really attractive, but apparently lots of other guys think so too
/ Phillips: Yea, that happens. I dunno... / Phillips: Look, just remember that nice guys finish last
/ Pinces: Hm ok / Phillips: So if you don't get her, at least you know you're a nice guy. http://pincesandphillips.com/a143.php |
| Junior Year: Winter 2007 (Comic 22 of 27) | Pinces and Phillips present Words that Sound like they Mean Something Else / Word #47: Impregnable / Regina: Now that I'm on the birth control pill, I'm impregnable! http://pincesandphillips.com/a182.php |
| Spring 2007 (2 of 20) | Pinces: I still think it's doo-doo that An Inconvenient Truth won an Oscar.
/ Phillips: Global Warming is an important issue / Pinces: Sure but the Oscars should also be about film-making. videotaping a lecture doesn't count. / Pinces: Plus it was boring. Man, I could have done it so much better.... / [[Pinces in front of a CO2 Emissions graph]]
/ Pinces: This is why I'm hot http://pincesandphillips.com/a189.php |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://pincesandphillips.com/a207.php">http://pincesandphillips.com/a207.php | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| B-School | Regina: And then he says: B-School isn't really about the MBA ? it's the networking. / Regina: Seriously, who calls it ?B-School?? / Pinces: D-Bags / January 15, 2011
/ Caption: ...and A-holes? http://pincesandphillips.com/951.php |