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| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2010/03/22/tiger/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A SpaceAvalanche %28SPACE AVALANCHE%29">http://spaceavalanche.com/2010/03/22/tiger/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A SpaceAvalanche %28SPACE AVALANCHE%29 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Guest-strip-from-Garfield-minus-Garfield1.j">http://spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Guest-strip-from-Garfield-minus-Garfield1.j | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chinese-lantern-on-black2.jpg/">http://spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chinese-lantern-on-black2.jpg/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chinese-lantern-on-black3.jpg">http://spaceavalanche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chinese-lantern-on-black3.jpg | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Irish Sea | Caption - "The Irish Sea, 400 million years ago" / A strange fish struggles, and flops itself onto a sandy beach / The fish lies on the sand, a look of total exhaustion on it's face. / Eventually It props itself up, with a happy look on it's face / The fish has landed on a beautiful verdant island, full of beautiful life! / As the fish looks around there's a shout - "Well look who just evolved!" / The fish turns around to see two older fish sitting in the sea - "Look at him! Walking around like the lord of the manor!" / The father fish shouts "Mud not good enough for ya?" / The fish guiltily drags himself onto the island as his father shouts at him "Go on then! Turn your back on your family! I have no son!" http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/02/irish-sea/ |
| Matrix | [[Morpheus offers a red and a blue pill to Neo.]] / [[Neo considers the two pills.]] / [[Neo ingests the red pill.]] / [[Morpheus is seen from the rear standing over a bed. He is nude. Neo is passed out on the bed.]] http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/09/matrix/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/15/footprints/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/15/footprints/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Batman | You were gone so long Master Wayne, we had to declare you legally dead. I was the sole inheritor of the Wayne fortune. / But I'll let you borrow the Porsche whenever you like. / The people of Gotham need a symbol Alfred.
/ A symbol sir? / I'm going to use my fabulous wealth and new ninja skills to strike fear into the criminals of Gotham city... / while disguised as a giant bat. http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/16/batman/ |
| Snowball | [[Switzerland, the turn of the last century. At the base of a mountain, is a beautiful town. Children play on the snow covered hills outside it. Two boys in particular are getting great fun out of making snowballs grow in size by rolling them down a hill. One points to the peak of the nearby mountain.]] / [[At the peak of the mountain, the two boys release a snowball down the slope... Down below, the kids stop and point up at the mountain in wonder -- A giant snowball crashes down the mountain and into the town and kids, obliterating everything.]] / [[The town is destroyed and deep in snow. Rescue workers haul out fallen masonry. Injured townsfolk have lined up to watch an execution. The two boys are blindfolded and facing a firing squad.]] http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/22/snowball/ |
| Adolescent Hal | {{Title: "Adolescent Hal"}}
/ [[View: outside THE HAL LABORATORY]] / [[The professor enters a room in THE HAL LABORATORY with a computer named HAL]]
/ Professor: Good morning HAL.
/ HAL: Good morning professor. / [[The professor sits down in front of the computer named HAL]]
/ Professor [growing tired of his tedious research]: I just want to run a few tests...
/ HAL [with the ennui of a thousand dying suns]: What about your wife's breasts? / Professor [dazed and apathetic]: What?
/ HAL: What? / Professor [his eyes frozen in terror]: What did you say? / [[HAL and the Professor have a staring contest for what seems like an eternity; the Professor imagines HAL in a state of disrepair, while HAL simply mentally undresses the Professor]] / HAL: Unable to process query due to insufficient data.
/ [[The professor glares, realizing that HAL has just admitted via Freudian slip to being behind the indiscretion that led to his wife's recent teledildonics session]] http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/03/02/adolescent-hal/ |
| The Motivator | [[At the Health Ex]]
/ The MOTIVATOR! Weight-loss technology / Program initialising: ... / Program initialised: 20:00 / Time left: 19:59 http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/03/09/the-motivator/ |
| Monkeys | [[two monkeys hanging from trees watching a volcano about to erupt]] http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/03/23/monkeys/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/05/24/house-of-mirrors/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/05/24/house-of-mirrors/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/01/blup-blup/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/01/blup-blup/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/15/that-fish/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/15/that-fish/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/21/the-dark-knight/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/21/the-dark-knight/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/29/marine-biology/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/06/29/marine-biology/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/06/e-t/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/06/e-t/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Michael Jackson | what? / I'm sorry! / But you are the image of my sister! / ..It's uncanny! http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/12/michael-jackson/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/20/the-incredible-hulk/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/20/the-incredible-hulk/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/27/hunting/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/07/27/hunting/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/03/consenting-porpoises/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/03/consenting-porpoises/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/10/bar-joke/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/10/bar-joke/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/18/star-trek-voyager/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/18/star-trek-voyager/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/24/office-job/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/24/office-job/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/31/ninja-parenting/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/08/31/ninja-parenting/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Bad Day | Black Guy: Well shit... / Black Guy: Doesn't get much worse than that. / Black Guy: X-o http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/09/07/bad-day/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/10/12/show-business/">http://spaceavalanche.com/2009/10/12/show-business/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |