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| Issues with SSFGs | Issues with using SSFCs.*
/ *Sprite Stick Figure Catgirls
/ Likes to use Japanese with a cat-like sound.
/ Konnichinya! / Overly "cute" - well, ir it weren't for the sprite-stick-figure bit.
/ Hido-i, nya. / Must buy every "cute" thing she finds.
/ [store sigh: Kawaii 'R' Us]
/ Hello Kitty catnip holder, nya! Must have, nya! / Hair "balls."
/ Ka-hooork! / {{hover text: We won't talk about the litter box issue.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/190 |
| Late! | Gaah! We're late! We're late! Why didn't you wake me for yesterday's strip? / You needed the extra time for your beauty sleep... / ...which obviously didn't work. / And, obviously, didn't help your writing, either. / {{hover text: Of course, this wouldn't have made sense if it was on time.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/194 |
| Upgrade | Upgrade time!
/ Aggh! Part of me is missing! / Oops. Must have been a custom change. Re-add it.
/ Still isn't right... / Need to tweak the config file...
/ Gung fgvyy vfa'g evtug. / Backups to the rescue.
/ #*%& you!
/ Uh, wrong backup. / {{hover text: Blob 1.1 is overrated, anyway.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/208 |
| Crossover | No ideas for today. I know! Maybe I can do a cross-over.
/ Who'd let you crossover into their comic? / Somthing*Positive is doing one with the Girls with Slingshots wedding. Since I RSVP'ed, maybe I should do one, too.
/ I don't see how I would fit in. / (Wow! That's bigger than anything I've left in the litter box. Maybe we can stuff that in the cake, too.) / I am neither "literbox leavings" nor "cake stuffing."
/ Ach!! Fertilizer for mah precious spider plant! / {{hover text: I've got the wedding day blues (or maybe some other color).}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/209 |
| Stick Figures | Stick figures are an easy and cheap way for a comic artist to start out. / They're low cost.
/ How do you like my new outfit.
/ You're actually wearing clothes? / You don't need to feed them. In fact, it's probably better if you don't.
/ Did you eat a donut?
/ Yes. Why do you ask? / Medical costs are low and they require no dental.
/ I have a hangnail.
/ We can fix that with an eraser.
/ Broken arm?
/ Eraser, ruler and a pen.
/ Bad liver?
/ You don't have a liver. / {{hover text: In fact, their only vital organ is the spleen.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/210 |
| Single Frame | Kaitou discovered that by using only one panel, he could drastically cut down on his cutting and pasting.
/ {{hover text: My laziness knows no bounds.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/212 |
| Pun-ishment | I got a new idea for a comic. / It's about a bunch of talking eddies that sit in front of an evergreen. / I call it "Swirls Before Pines." / Pastis' lawyers are on the phone.
/ not sure if they want to sue you or have you replace him... / {{hover text: They just wanted to know if my shrink had any better idea of what might be wrong with the two of us.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/213 |
| Noteworthy | You know, there's something ou remind me of...
/ Oh, no... / I know!
/ Please not that! / ? / [Turns into a quarter note on a musical scale.]
/ ... / {{hover text: Well, that joke fell flat. Maybe I should give it a rest.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/214 |
| Superblob | We should try making a superhero comic.
/ What kind of superpowers will I have? / Laser vision?
/ Wouldn't I need eyes for that? / Hmmm... right. Flying?
/ Given the lack of background, I won't know if I'm in the air or on the ground. / Yeah. That would involve more artwork. I know! Invisibility!
/ That WOULD save you extra copying. / {{hover text: My power: super-laziness.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/217 |
| We are not a-mused | I can't seem to find my muse, today.
/ Why don't you use me as your muse? / ... / Fa-woomf / I hope you find it by Wednesday. / {{hover text: ...and we can't think of anything for here, either.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/224 |
| That Sinking Feeling | I finally got the hot tub fixed.
/ Cool! Let's try it out! / Yeee-haaw! / I forget now, do you float?
/ uh... / I'll take that as a 'no.'
/ sploosh / {{hover text: A.k.a., Voyage to the Bottom of the Pool.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/225 |
| Gone Fishing | [catgirl fishing in hottub] / twitch / whirr / Too much clorine... / {{hover text: This guy is better than litmus paper.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/226 |
| Pen Pal | I got my scanner working. He is some hand-drawn art. / Pencil.
/ Looks a bit light. / Micron 08 pen.
/ Better. What's that? A zit?
/ It's a shine mark. / Pitt pen.
/ Yeah, it's a pit alright.
/ That's Pitt, with two T's! / {{hover text: I guess our dear blob is best in digital format: all zeros.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/228 |
| Go Hottubbing? | Having found an inner-tube, the blob can now enjoy the hottub. / Whirr
/ Snag.
/ Ack!! / Nya?
/ Flip / Reply hazy, try again. / {{hover text: Signs point to drown.}} http://www.kaitou.org/comic/archives/229 |
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