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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | No explosives allowed in the house, Kit.
/ But I don't have the chest key! / Blue can throw a Buick. I'm sure he can pry open a chest. And besides... / Remember what happened to our last place when you tried to open the pickle jar?
/ Insurance took care of that! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Less messy than explosives, huh?
/ I can't wait to see what's inside! / Uncle Melvin left me BOOKS?
/ ? / Um. Kit... Is there something you'd like to tell us? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | According to this note the "bad" books are so I'll "know the enemy." / What, you're supposed to be some kind of slayer like Buffy? Is that why you could bless the sauce?
/ I guess so. That could be why the chest suddenly seemed so important, too. These are supposed to be my training manuals. / And the comics?
/ Oh! He says those are for inspiration. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | (Crash reading Fudoki) / (Blue reading Is it not nifty?) / (Kit reading Slaying Demons For Fun and Profit)
/ Heh, heh... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Let me guess -- Kit set up the webcam in the shower again?
/ grumble http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | As most of you know, Shan is still not feeling up to par, so she is taking a well-deserved day off. Today's strip was scribbled by me (Rob), but Shan will be back tomorrow. Aren't you glad that Shan is the main artist for the strip? ;) If you're tuning in for the first time, head backward to see the usual artist at work. /
/ Things are just so weird lately. First there's the Turkzilla attack, then we suddenly "remember" a mysterious trunk full of magic books, Kit is some sort of "Buffy-style" slayer... / And to top it off I'm still creeped out by that giant wishbone. Can life get any more surreal than this? What other Twilight Zone stuff could possibly happen? / Microsoft could release a secure version of Windows.
/ I meant something within the realm of possibility. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Our first place together. Are you excited?
/ No offense, but I'd rather avoid excitement for a while. / Hey, if not for all that excitement we'd still be just friends.
/ Still, surviving Turkzilla together is not an ideal first date. / I'm just looking forward to some quiet boredom. Normal boring life. Normal boring apartment. Normal, boring neighbors. / I told you two -- no armadillo hockey-bowling in the house! Now get dressed so we can meet the new neighbors. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Hey, I remember you guys.
/ Same here. I'm Crash, and this is Blue and Kit. Looks like we're neighbors now. / Pleased to meet you. I'm Sarah, and this is Seth. / So is Crash some sort of nickname?
/ Dating these two, it's more like a way of life. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Sarah and Seth seem nice. I'm glad Seth won't be in the wheelchair long.
/ That Sarah's got serious gazongas!
/ Yeah! Uh... I mean, does she? . I, um... hadn't noticed. / I still feel bad that it took us so long to stop Turkzilla, but that monster brought them together.
/ So you're saying every zombie has a silver lining? / *chuckle* I guess so. And if nothing else, surviving something like that should help them appreciate how boring this neighborhood can be.
/ kiiiit...
/ kiiiiiit...
/ brains... I mean, kiiiiiit... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | ?
/ Smash! tinkle / grumble / kiiit...
/ kiiiiiiit... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I could really use a hand in here, girls!
/ ?!
/ ?! / Whoa -- cool! Just like Dawn of the Dead! I'm not letting you have all the fun, Chief! / Here's that hand ya asked for, Cap'n!
/ Why did I not see that coming? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Smack! / Crash! / grr... arg
/ Eh? What the...? / Thud! / Is everyone -- Woah! We should get zombies more often! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Happy Valentine's Day / Have fun! (We will...) / Giggle
/ Rowr!
/ Tee hee http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | The authorities will be here pretty soon. We'd better get our masks on. Sarah, we're trusting you to keep our identities secret. / Is that all the zombies?
/ All the ones that didn't run. Fire is supposed to keep them from coming back, too. / Where are you going? I've got our masks here.
/ Yeah, but you forgot the marshmallows. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Good job playing "civilian witnesses who saw nothing" while I talked to the cops as a superhero. / And Sarah, you've been great through all this. I mean -- we're superheroes. This is all normal for us, but you must have a ton of questions.
/ Oh, just one, really... / Why is there a pile of flaming zombies in my back yard? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | After much explaining...
/ So the zombies and Turkzilla...
/ Are related. / How do you cope?
/ With the constant danger? The secret identities? / Yeah, and that Blue can even think about food at a time like this! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | By the way, where are Kit and Seth?
/ They weren't with you? / I thought they were with you! / Giddyup, horsey! I got me a neighbor to save and some zombie ass to kick! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | If the zombies have them we'd better hurry.
/ I'm ready to go. / Ka-click!
/ Wait for me.
/ ?!
/ ?! / Uh... Nice shotgun. And chainsaw.
/ A girl's got to know how to accessorize.
/ C'mon -- just say it once. "This is my boomstick!" http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-19 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | In the news...
/ I didn't really see anything... / I uh... had my headphones on and um... slept through it. / I saw the whole thing. It rocked! / The zombies were all like, "Grr... Arg! Kiiiiiiiiill..."
/ And Talon an' Enigma -- I mean Pink Ninja -- were all like, "Oh, no you don't! Pow!"
/ An' then Firecat was flying around burning zombies up like, "Whoosh, zap!" and then... / This is Tizzy Dorkenheimer, and that was the--
/ Wait! I wasn't done yet!
/ Yes you were. / So you were discrete with the press, right?
/ I was practically stoic. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Soon my zombie minions shall return with the chosen one, and so my plans take shape. Mwahaha--
/ Your last plan didn't work out very well, my lord. / For once, could you just let me have my moment? You're an undead assassin, not my mother.
/ My apologies. Shall I get your gloating cowl? / I have a better idea. Why don't you just go XXXX yourself?
/ The dead do not XXXX.
/ Well that explains prom night. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | It is a fact that filler strips occur, especially in webcomics.
/ Ancients such as Lao Tzu knew and understood this. For is it not written in the Tao Te Comic, "The filler strip that can be explained is not the true filler strip?"
/ Even Socrates asked, regarding filler strips, "What kind of crap is this, anyway?" / As long as we're doing a filler strip anyway, I wanted to draw pictures of boobies.
/ Mmmmmm... boobies.
/ The girls said no, there have been quite enough cartoon boobies over the last couple of days.
/ So I leave you with a picture of cheese. / Mmmm... cheese.
/ It's not boobies, but enjoy. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | What happened to, "We'd better hurry?" / We got to thinking... With Kit's new abilities those zombies should be no match for her.
/ Yeah -- The only thing to worry about now is how much she'll creep out Seth doing gross stuff to them. / Yay! Line drive to center field and the crowd goes wild!
/ grr
/ arg http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | At last! Excellent! / You-- You're not Kit!
/ no shit sherlock!!! And you have no idea who you're-- / You could at least pretend to be a little intimidated.
/ You're not very good at this "Lord of the Undead" thing, are you?
/ Do the dead shut up?
/ Hello? I'm still tied up here! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: See? Zombie pieces everywhere! I told you Kit could handle it.
/ [[off-screen]] Crash: Holy crap!
/ Sarah: What is it? / [[off-screen]] Blue: Woah! A wormhole! Also known as an Einstein-Rosen Bridge! It's a theoretical object that connects two disparate points in space-time, perhaps even linking completely different universes together! / Sarah: How in the world do you know all that?
/ Blue: Don't you guys ever watch the Sci-Fi channel? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: Pink Ninja is in the house! Justice is cute, an' all your zombie ass are belong to me!
/ [[off-screen]] Unknown: You know, it is so difficult to take you seriously with a battle cry like that. / Kit: YOU? It -- It can't be!
/ [[off-screen]] Unknown: Oh, but IS me, Kit. You and I have a lot of catching up to do before you join your little friend. / [[Blue, Crash, & Sarah stand at the base of a twisting path leading to a gloomy castle.]]
/ Blue: It's a whole other world...
/ Crash: Remember when I said I wasn't worried?
/ Sarah: Yeah.
/ Crash: I take it back. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[The castle door falls in on a surprised figure (we later learn that this is Mortimer).]] / [[Blue, Crash, & Sarah's shadows are seen in the now-open doorway.]] / [[Blue begins choking a hooded figure.]]
/ Blue: What have you done with Kit, you --
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Once again, Rob drew today's strip. I suppose this will make you appreciate Shan's art even more. *chuckles* She'll be back tomorrow. ;-) }} /
/ Kit: Blue! That's not a very nice way to play with Uncle Melvin! / Blue: Uncle -- Wha-a-a-a? / [[off-screen]] Kit: If you let him breathe I bet he can explain.
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-02-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue, Sarah, and Crash [[in unison]]: You're Kit's Uncle Melvin?
/ Melvin: Um... Yeah... / Crash: B-but she said you were dead! Why the zombies? The creepy parallell universe fortress? The whole, "cloaked and hooded man of mystery" bit? / Melvin: Oh, the hooded robes came with the place. Want one? It can get a little drafty in here. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Melvin: It started four years ago. I was chasing a necromancer and finally found his realm -- this one. / Melvin: And then I realized it had been a trap. The portal I came through lets undead go in and out, but living flesh can only enter. I had to adopt the techniques of my enemy to survive. / Melvin: When I discovered his plan with the giant zombie turkey, though, I had my minion sneak in and attach a note with directions to the portal you used to reach me, and --
/ [[off-screen]] Unknown: Melvin, uh... What note?
/ Melvin: Do you mind? I'm trying to narrate here. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: There was no note, though. We just followed the zombies that kidnapped Seth.
/ Melvin: You mean rescued. When Kit didn't respond to my note I assumed she was being held captive, so I sent the zombies to bring back anyone they found tied up anywhere near the giant zombie turkey remains.... / Melvin: When Seth got here he was all tied up and wearing some sort of sailor outfit.
/ Sarah: Um... Actually I was the one who tied up Seth... / [[Blue, Crash, and Kit give amused looks at Seth and Sarah, while Sarah looks embarrassed.]]
/ Seth: Oh, c'mon! Like you guys have never played "Naughty Cabin Boy?" http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-03-03 |