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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Tizzy reporting in the foreground while police lead Dr Maybe away in handcuffs]]
/ Tizzy: This is Tizzy Dorkenheimer reporting from the island fortress of the infamous Dr. Maybe. Dr. Maybe was arrested today on charges stemming from a recent attempt at world domination. The doctor had allegedly created... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Joe-Bob: Unit Enigma, Ah wanna thank yew fer ever'thang you done.
/ Kit: And thanks for helping me escape! But about this whole crush thing...
/ Joe-Bob: Shoot, don't you worry none 'bout me. Ah shoulda' knowed better. / Joe-Bob: An' guess what? After we git de-cyberized an' stuff, th' other monkeys axed... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art, um... Tuesday?
/ {{Yeah, I've been dealing with enrollment and financial aid stuff and all, so we're doing sort of a filler today. Hey -- at least it's free, right? Roman Wunderlich, of the B-Movie Comic (link on our links page and below in the news) found this BCK fan art by Rembrandt, who... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash visiting Sarah, who's in bed]]
/ Crash: So how are you doing?
/ Sarah: Oh, pretty good, really, all things considered. It's nice to finally be de-cybered. / Crash: What about Seth? I haven't seen him yet.
/ Sarah: Oh, he's taking most of it pretty well, I guess... / [[Seth jumping, expressing... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit playing a video game, while Blue watches]]
/ Blue: Whatcha' playing?
/ Kit: Tenchu! It's my fave ninja game! / Kit: The best thing about it is ya can keep on stabbin' people as much as ya want even after ya already killed 'em! / Blue: Oka-a-ay... Gonna walk away slowly now...
/ Kit: Was it something... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Tizzy: Tizzy Dorkenheimer with a special report. A Kansas child was mauled today by a very angry badger. / Tizzy: The animal was identified as an endangered badger species called a hontas. The child had been poking it with a spoon. / Tizzy: In response to the incident, Kansas legislators have proposed... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: Blue's Philosophy Corner
/ Blue: Friedrich Nietzsche, the famous philosopher, said, "That which does not kill me makes me stronger." / Blue: Not being much of a Nietzsche fan, I came up with my own version. / Blue: "That which does not kill me had better be able to run faster scared than I... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash typing on her laptop, coffee mug at hand]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash sitting behind her laptop]]
/ Crash: Finally, I can get some serious writing done! A fresh cup of tea, and no more distractions! / [[Same scene, in profile]]
/ Crash: Nothing's going to stop me now! As long as I have my trusty laptop and an electrical outlet, I'm going to -- / [[Darkness]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash at stairs, in the dark]]
/ Crash: Hey, guys? I'm going up to the attic to find all that stuff we bought last time the power went out! / [[Crash in the attic, using her pyro as a torch on her finger]]
/ Crash: Of course, even with light, I can't get any writing done without power. / [[Glowing... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash walking down stairs carrying typewriter (while she uses her pyro abilities and tail as a torch) and meets Sarah at the bottom holding a flashlight][
/ Crash: Hey, while I was looking for blackout supplies, I found this old typewriter. Mind if I use it till the power comes back on?
/ Sarah: Not... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Glowing typewriter 1]] {{As all speakers are off-panel throughout, I've no idea who's speaking.}}
/ 1: Have you noticed that typewriter seems to change each time you look at it?
/ 2: That's your imagination. / [[Glowing typewriter 2]]
/ 1: Well what about the ominous glow?
/ 2: Aw, I'm sure it's nothing... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday
/ {{Since Shan did this shot of one of the alien babes, it isn't technically fan art. Nonetheless, enjoy! Back to the storyline tomorrow. --Rob}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth looking around the corner as Crash sits at her desk]]
/ Seth: You know, the power's back on -- You can use your computer now.
/ Crash: Oh, I know... / [[Crash, looking a bit "Stepford" 'round the eyes]]
/ Crash: I like using this old typewriter, though. It makes me feel like a real old-time authentic... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth & Kit talking. We see the back of Kit's head and Seth's face]]
/ Seth: Is Crash always so moody and unpredictable when she's writing?
/ Kit: Whadaya mean?
/ Seth: We were talking and she was fine... / Seth: Then she just... went off on me for no reason!
/ Kit: No reason?
/ Seth: Yeah, and then she... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah facing Kit and Seth]]
/ Sarah: What's going on, guys?
/ Seth: Crash threw a fork at my head! And it stuck there! / [[Sarah and Kit facing each other]]
/ Sarah: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash getting out of bed, obviously not really awake]] / [[Crash sleep-walking]] / [[Crash sleep-typing on the glowing typewriter]]
/ Crash: Z
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Kit, and Seth sitting around a table, drinking coffee, & looking very tired]]
/ Blue: Man, I just can't wake up this morning.
/ Kit: Same here. Crash was up sleep-typing or something.
/ Seth: I SAID she was acting strange. / Kit: Yeah -- she didn't even remember throwin' that fork at yer head yesterday,... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Kit, & Seth drinking coffee around the table]]
/ Blue: Look, Crash is used to me being invulnerable, so she can throw stuff at me like that to blow off steam. Distracted as she is, it was prob'ly just a reflex. / Blue: I mean -- Crash has thrown a lot of stuff at me cause it can't hurt me. There's... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ {{Once again, Roman Wunderlich (also known as "that German guy who makes comics in English) of the B-Movie Comic sends us a great piece. This one was inspired by yesterday's BCK, in which it was mentioned that Crash once went after Blue with a rocket launcher.}} / Camouflage! Crash
/ [[Crash... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah reading from a paper]]
/ Sarah: Oh, no! According to these old family records, that typewriter Crash is using is cursed! / Seth: What's the curse?
/ Sarah: Well, it's not too bad... The loved ones of whomever uses the machine have to participate in the story written. / Seth: So now we just have... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit and Crash asleep in bed]]
/ Narrator: Into just what kind of story might the cursed typewriter be pulling our sleeping heroes? / [[Blue as a knight, holding a helmet]]
/ Narrator: Why, it's Sir Blue! With his magical helm that bears a cryptic inscription in some arcane tongue...
/ [[*Mystical inscription... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash in a kimono]]
/ Narrator: It seems that Crash has been sucked into the story, as well, as the beautiful and mysterious Asian sorceress.
/ Crash: Uh... Hello? Red hair and round blue eyes here. Do I look Asian?
/ Narrator: Well, Russia is in Asia, right?
/ Crash: So you think Katrina McConnel sounds... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Kit, and Crash sit around the breakfast table. Blue has a plate in front of him and appears to be eating a sandwich. Kit is about to dig into what looks like a huge stack of pancakes.]]
/ Blue: Good mornin! How'd ya sleep?
/ Crash: Quite well, thank you. / [[Blue's not eating, but Kit is]]
/ Blue:... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[The Mysterious Stranger (MS) joins BCK at the table, where B & C now have full mugs]]
/ Blue: Not only was "Doom" a cheesy sound effect -- what was with the lightning? There's no storm out! And the dark background? It's morning!
/ MS: AHEM!
/ Crash: Forshadowing. [[sic]] / MS [[in creepy font]]: You... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK at the table]]
/ Blue: Man, this just keeps happening!
/ Kit: Yeah! Some stranger shows up with special effects an' gives us some big cryptic message
/ Crash: And dies before he can tell us more. / Blue: Well, our heroic duty is clear. There's only one thing to do know.
/ Kit: Yup. We all know what... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Your Friday Extra!
/ {{Shan whipped up this little extra because of the enthusiasm for Kit's jester look. Back to your regularly scheduled storyline tomorrow. --Rob}}
/ [[Kit in Jester outfit]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah and Seth peeking into BCK's bedroom, where our Blue and Kit are asleep]]
/ Seth: I can't seem to wake them up. They're definitely stuck in whatever story that thing's writing.
/ Sarah: And Crash is in a trance at the keyboard. Can't we call someone? / Seth: Sure! We'll just explain that our friends... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: Oh, well. They'll wake up eventually. I'm hungry. Let's eat.
/ Sarah: How can you eat at a time like this? We don't know what kind of story they're in! / Seth: What's the big deal? Whatever kind of story they're in, it has to end eventually, right?
/ Sarah: You don't understand! / Sarah: If their... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth watches while Sarah looks through boxes]]
/ Seth: What're you looking for?
/ Sarah: My great-great grandpa's ceremonial vestments. I'm hoping with those and his notes I can help out. / Sarah: Found them! Well, most of them, anyway... / Seth: A sombrero and a pair of lederhosen?
/ Sarah: Shut up... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-19 |