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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: And at the island of Doctor Maybe...
/ Dr. Maybe: Yesss... Once my cybernetic minions are fully charged, I -- / [[Room goes dark]]
/ Dr. Maybe: Hey! What happened? And right in the middle of powering up my army!
/ Assistant: The storm must've knocked out the electricity, sir.
/ Dr. Maybe: Don't... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: What're we gonna do about the storm?
/ Crash: Just wait it out. There's really nothing to be done about it. / [[Lights go out]]
/ Kit: Hey! I hate it when the electricity goes off!
/ Crash: Good thing my powers include pyrokinesis, huh? Make sure you're out of the way and I'll --
/ Seth: No need for... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue holds a battery-powered radio]]
/ Blue: If you live in Tornado Alley, like we do, it's a good idea to keep a few blackout supplies on hand. A battery-powered radio can keep you updated when a storm knocks out the electricity. / [[Crash lighting a candle behind Blue]]
/ Blue: Alternative light sources... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK cleaning up around the house]]
/ Narrator: Unaware of Dr. Maybe's scheme, our heroes happily go about cleaning up after the storm... / [[Crash tk's leaves into a bin, while Kit watches]]
/ Narrator: Their super powers come in handy, especially Crash's telekinesis. / [[Blue picks up a cow]]
/ Narrator:... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit, wearing a birthday party hat, sits on Blue's shoulders. Crash feeds Blue cake.]]
/ {{We're celebrating our birthdays today
/ Back to your regular storyline tomorrow.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Hank's Roofing truck]]
/ Narrator: The redneck cyber ninja monkeys, disguised as repair crews, begin their dastardly mission... / [[RCNM's jump onto roofs]]
/ Narrator: Each one tasked with using his or her ninja skills to find the best point of entry to every abode in the area. / [[A RCNM walks along... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Uh... Hello?
/ RCNM: Ah'm Joe-Bob of MARNCM. Ya'll, uh... / RCNM: Ya'll will be, um... assum-- er... assam-- er... ya'll'r...
/ [[off-screen]]: Who's at the door? / RCNM: Ah'm Joe-Bob of MARCNM. Ya'll fixin' ta join up! Resistance is just plain stupid!
/ Blue: Not sure. I think it's either an Amway... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Uh... I'm still not sure what you're sellin', but we don't want any. / [[Door slams in RCNM's face]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | RCNM: First attempt at assimilation failed. BZZZT... Must check manual for *CLICK* instructions. / [[RCNM reads manual]]
/ RCNM: Hmmm... / RCNM: Oh, yeah -- WHIRRRR... Like YOU'D know what to *BZZZT* do next? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[RCNM throws grappling hook]]
/ Narrator: The next thing in the manual? Aerial assault! / [[RCNM snips through hook's rope accidentally]] / [[Hook bonks RCNM on the head]]
/ Narrator: Of course, no manual covers everything... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ Once again, thanks to Roman Wunderlich of B-Movie Comic!
/ (www.bmoviecomic.com)}} / [[Kong-Fuze holds schoolbus aloft over skyscraper, while Random Person calls for help]]
/ Random Person: HELP! KONG-FUZE, the giant ape/philosopher, has taken a bus full of schoolchildren hostage! Can... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[RCNM leaps from behind a bush at Seth]]
/ Narrator: Next, the books says to try the "divide and conquer" approach. / [[RCNM crash-lands right behind Seth]]
/ Narrator: It is, however, unspecific as to exact details... / [[RCNM stomps on the manual]]
/ Narrator: This "by the book" thing isn't working... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[RCNMs surround a citizen]]
/ Narrator: All across town, Maybe's army of Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys wreaks havoc on innocent citizens. / [[Citizen has cyber parts attached & is now part of the RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: And with each citizen captured, they add a new recruit to their ranks. / [[RCNMs hide... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue walks in with groceries]]
/ Crash: Oh, good, you're home. Any idea what all the ruckus outside is? / Blue: Yeah, the repair crews'r here to fix up the storm damage... / [[Seth being chased by RCNMs]]
/ Blue [[from previous panel]]: Looked like Seth was showing 'em where to get started. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue cooking, wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron]]
/ Crash: Have you seen Seth and Sarah?
/ Blue: Not since those repair guys left. / Blue: Think my cookin' scared 'em off?
/ Crash: Oh, they probably just needed some space. I bet they're out having a nice romantic evening. / [[Seth & Sarah strapped to... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Dr. Maybe: My conquest of Lawrence is almost complete! Now all that remains is to send these --
/ Assistant [[off-screen]]: Doctor Maybe! / [[Assistant is holding a large battery in one hand and dragging a RCNM in by an arm]]
/ Assistant: I found a solution for the alternate power supply problem! Rechargeable... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Dr. Maybe and Assistant talking over worried RCNM]]
/ Dr. Maybe: Look, I refuse to power *Maybe's Army of Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys(TM) using batteries as suppositories!
/ Assistant: Well, it DOES work...
/ Narrator: *M.A.R.C.N.M. / [[RCNM does odd twist-leap-thingy, while Assistant scratches his head]]
/ Assistant:... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ Again, not really fan art since Shan did it (next Friday we have more stuff from Roman Wunderlich).
/ Everyone, meet INVADER KIT!
/ "AND WE SHALL RAIN CHEESE DOWN UPON THEIR... CHEESED HEADS!"}}
/ [[Kit in Invader Zim style]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit working in the kitchen, with her back to the "camera," as a round blade appears]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit runs from Seth and Sarah]]
/ Kit: CRASH! BLUE! HELP! Must... *pant, pant* save... *gasp* cheese! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit running]]
/ Kit: Can't... *puff* hurt 'em! It's still Seth an'... *wheeze* Sarah even if they're *pant* all 'borged out! / [[Seth's blade-hand crashes into wall above Kit's head]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue fighting RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: The situation looks dire, but Blue loves a good fight more than anyone. / [[Blue fighting RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: Fighting isn't just his job; it's his recreation. His life. You could call it an addiction of sorts. / [[Blue fighting RCNMs; one on his back, arm around his... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash flying over fight & lighting fires. Kit in kangaroo form & Blue fighting RCNMs]]
/ Crash: I have an idea! It'll mean making a tactical retreat, though.
/ Blue: No! Way! I ain't runnin' from a bunch of monkeys! / Crash: Fine, Blue. You stay here and play. Kit and I will try my plan on our own.... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue on a bike; Kit in bird form; Crash flying over both]]
/ Crash: Hold on! You're not riding without this!
/ Blue: Huh? What's "this?" / [[Crash writing on Blue's helmet]]
/ Blue [[off-panel]]: And ain't we kind of in a hurry?
/ Crash: This'll only take a second, and it'll clarify things. / [[Crash... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ More good stuff from Roman Wunderlich of B-Movie Comic! / The Adventures of Steele Blue - Private Investigator!}} / [[We see the front end of a car]]
/ Narrator: Our valiant detective races to the abandoned factory - but will he be in time to prevent famous German spy, Dr. Enigma,... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue looks on while Crash helps Kit into a RCNM costume]]
/ Blue: Man, when you started in about duct tape and baby oil I though --
/ Crash: It should have been obvious what I meant! At least when I told Kit to take monkey form! / Crash: We use black silk to make her a ninja outfit off the pattern of... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[The Panty Pirate walks down a street past "Z's Divine Espresso" (she's wearing street clothes)]]
/ Narrator: And how has the M.A.R.C.N.M. attack affected others? Let's go back a few days and take another perspective...
/ Pirate: It's so nice to be home from the hospital. Time for some peace, quiet, good... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit-in-disguise walks among other RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: We can leave the Panty Pirate to her own devices for a bit. Meanwhile, Kit uses her monkey form to infiltrate the Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkey HQ. She manages to hide her surprise at finding Dr. Maybe in charge. / [[RCNMs (& Kit) walk by Maybe]]
/ Narrator:... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit salutes Maybe]]
/ Dr. Maybe: What is your unit designation?
/ Kit: (Gotta remember ta talk like they do...) I, uh... *gulp* I am Kit of MARCNM, Sir.
/ Dr. Maybe: I have a task for you, Unit Kit. / [[Maybe introduced Kit to Joe-Bob]]
/ Dr. Maybe: You will be assisting unit Joe-Bob. / [[Joe-Bob is... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Joe-Bob: Follow me, Unit Kit, you sexy thang, you. You must be skilled as well as hot. The mission is dang'rous as well as critical. / Joe-Bob: But I will stick to you like slick on snot, so ain't nothin' to be afeared of. / [[Joe-Bob & Kit standing in a kitchen]]
/ Kit: Uh, Joe-Bob, we're on kitchen... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-19 |