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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Tizzy reporting in the foreground while police lead Dr Maybe away in handcuffs]]
/ Tizzy: This is Tizzy Dorkenheimer reporting from the island fortress of the infamous Dr. Maybe. Dr. Maybe was arrested today on charges stemming from a recent attempt at world domination. The doctor had allegedly created an army of Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys, and had been converting regular citizens, as well. / [[Tizzy narrates over footage of RCNMs & our heroes fighting]]
/ Tizzy: "The arrest came only after yet another incident of ninja versus pirate violence, in which local superheroes Talon, Firecat, and Wereferret teamed up with former supervillian The Panty Pirate and her crew." / [[The Flying Spaghetti Monster]]
/ Tizzy [[narrating]]: "The incident is being hailed as a victory by a religious group calling themselves the Pastafarians, who worship a diety called The Flying Spaghetti Monster and claim that the decrease in Earth's pirate population is partially responsible for global warming." "Although the ninjas were largely defeated by the pirates, local ninja advocates point out that the turning point in the battle came when our very own Enigma, aka The Pink Ninja, entered the fray." / [[Tizzy in front of a broken wall]]
/ Tizzy: A Pastafarian leader said that doesn't count, since Enigma was actually in elephant form at the time, to which a ninja replied, "Does so!" The debate grew more heated when the Pastafarian responded, "Your Momma," to which the ninja replied "Oh yeah? Your momma so big we inside her right now!" / [[The Panty Pirate and Maybe's assistant holding hands on board her ship]]
/ Tizzy [[narrating]]: "No word on Dr. Maybe's assistant, who recently began styling himself Captain Jack Budgie. Police are hopeful that he will soon be apprehended." http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Joe-Bob: Unit Enigma, Ah wanna thank yew fer ever'thang you done.
/ Kit: And thanks for helping me escape! But about this whole crush thing...
/ Joe-Bob: Shoot, don't you worry none 'bout me. Ah shoulda' knowed better. / Joe-Bob: An' guess what? After we git de-cyberized an' stuff, th' other monkeys axed me ta be their new leader!
/ Kit: Th-that's great! Where will you guys go now, though? / Joe-Bob: Ah dunno, we was thinkin' mebbe Washington, D.C. Oughta fit raht in since they already got a chimp runnin' thangs up thar. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art, um... Tuesday?
/ {{Yeah, I've been dealing with enrollment and financial aid stuff and all, so we're doing sort of a filler today. Hey -- at least it's free, right? Roman Wunderlich, of the B-Movie Comic (link on our links page and below in the news) found this BCK fan art by Rembrandt, who apparently had access to a time machine! Whadaya know? :-D}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash visiting Sarah, who's in bed]]
/ Crash: So how are you doing?
/ Sarah: Oh, pretty good, really, all things considered. It's nice to finally be de-cybered. / Crash: What about Seth? I haven't seen him yet.
/ Sarah: Oh, he's taking most of it pretty well, I guess... / [[Seth jumping, expressing his anger, while a doctor looks on]]
/ Sarah [[from previous panel]]: Mainly he's mad because he wanted to keep the toys. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit playing a video game, while Blue watches]]
/ Blue: Whatcha' playing?
/ Kit: Tenchu! It's my fave ninja game! / Kit: The best thing about it is ya can keep on stabbin' people as much as ya want even after ya already killed 'em! / Blue: Oka-a-ay... Gonna walk away slowly now...
/ Kit: Was it something I said? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Tizzy: Tizzy Dorkenheimer with a special report. A Kansas child was mauled today by a very angry badger. / Tizzy: The animal was identified as an endangered badger species called a hontas. The child had been poking it with a spoon. / Tizzy: In response to the incident, Kansas legislators have proposed a bill that would prohibit children from playing "Poke-a-Hontus." http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: Blue's Philosophy Corner
/ Blue: Friedrich Nietzsche, the famous philosopher, said, "That which does not kill me makes me stronger." / Blue: Not being much of a Nietzsche fan, I came up with my own version. / Blue: "That which does not kill me had better be able to run faster scared than I can mad." http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash typing on her laptop, coffee mug at hand]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash sitting behind her laptop]]
/ Crash: Finally, I can get some serious writing done! A fresh cup of tea, and no more distractions! / [[Same scene, in profile]]
/ Crash: Nothing's going to stop me now! As long as I have my trusty laptop and an electrical outlet, I'm going to -- / [[Darkness]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash at stairs, in the dark]]
/ Crash: Hey, guys? I'm going up to the attic to find all that stuff we bought last time the power went out! / [[Crash in the attic, using her pyro as a torch on her finger]]
/ Crash: Of course, even with light, I can't get any writing done without power. / [[Glowing typewriter with backwards letters on backplate (reads "Underworld," I think)]]
/ Crash [[off-panel]]: Wait a minute! What's this?
/ Narrator [[arrow to typewriter]]: Ominous glow
/ Narrator: Also note ominous backward lettering. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash walking down stairs carrying typewriter (while she uses her pyro abilities and tail as a torch) and meets Sarah at the bottom holding a flashlight][
/ Crash: Hey, while I was looking for blackout supplies, I found this old typewriter. Mind if I use it till the power comes back on?
/ Sarah: Not at all! / [[Focus on Crash]]
/ Sarah [[off-panel]]: It belonged to my great-great grandfather when he was a village shaman back in Africa. He'd be happy to know it's being used. / [[Back to 2-shot. Typewriter now has paper scrolled to the word "Eeevil"]]
/ Crash: What was a witch-doctor doing with a typewriter?
/ Sarah: Hey, look; I don't write this stuff. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Glowing typewriter 1]] {{As all speakers are off-panel throughout, I've no idea who's speaking.}}
/ 1: Have you noticed that typewriter seems to change each time you look at it?
/ 2: That's your imagination. / [[Glowing typewriter 2]]
/ 1: Well what about the ominous glow?
/ 2: Aw, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
/ 1: 'Kay. / [[Glowing typewriter 3]]
/ 1: Long as you're sure.
/ Typewriter's paper: Ain't I a stinker? {{There's something underneath, but the font's too small for me to read.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday
/ {{Since Shan did this shot of one of the alien babes, it isn't technically fan art. Nonetheless, enjoy! Back to the storyline tomorrow. --Rob}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth looking around the corner as Crash sits at her desk]]
/ Seth: You know, the power's back on -- You can use your computer now.
/ Crash: Oh, I know... / [[Crash, looking a bit "Stepford" 'round the eyes]]
/ Crash: I like using this old typewriter, though. It makes me feel like a real old-time authentic writer. I may never go back to my laptop again. / [[Crash's hands approach the (still glowing) typewriter, which now has the message, "That's a good girl."]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth & Kit talking. We see the back of Kit's head and Seth's face]]
/ Seth: Is Crash always so moody and unpredictable when she's writing?
/ Kit: Whadaya mean?
/ Seth: We were talking and she was fine... / Seth: Then she just... went off on me for no reason!
/ Kit: No reason?
/ Seth: Yeah, and then she put up a sign that said, "All trespassers will be eaten." / [[Same scene, opposite perspective. A fork is stuck in Seth's hair.]]
/ Kit: Oh, she always puts up that sign when she's writing!
/ Seth: Maybe -- but this time I think she means it! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah facing Kit and Seth]]
/ Sarah: What's going on, guys?
/ Seth: Crash threw a fork at my head! And it stuck there! / [[Sarah and Kit facing each other]]
/ Sarah: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash getting out of bed, obviously not really awake]] / [[Crash sleep-walking]] / [[Crash sleep-typing on the glowing typewriter]]
/ Crash: Z
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Kit, and Seth sitting around a table, drinking coffee, & looking very tired]]
/ Blue: Man, I just can't wake up this morning.
/ Kit: Same here. Crash was up sleep-typing or something.
/ Seth: I SAID she was acting strange. / Kit: Yeah -- she didn't even remember throwin' that fork at yer head yesterday, Seth. / Blue: Maybe she was just checking to see if you were done yet.
/ Kit: *snicker* He was all forked up.
/ Seth: Isn't this a rehash? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Kit, & Seth drinking coffee around the table]]
/ Blue: Look, Crash is used to me being invulnerable, so she can throw stuff at me like that to blow off steam. Distracted as she is, it was prob'ly just a reflex. / Blue: I mean -- Crash has thrown a lot of stuff at me cause it can't hurt me. There's never been any harm intended. / Kit: Well, there was that one time with the rocket launcher.
/ Blue: Well, yeah, but other than that...
/ Seth: I feel so reassured. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ {{Once again, Roman Wunderlich (also known as "that German guy who makes comics in English) of the B-Movie Comic sends us a great piece. This one was inspired by yesterday's BCK, in which it was mentioned that Crash once went after Blue with a rocket launcher.}} / Camouflage! Crash
/ [[Crash wearing torn camo shorts, a camo sports bra, and a belled collar. She's carrying a rocket launcher and is surrounded by pink paw prints and green arrows (all pointing behind her)]]
/ Crash: Seen Blue? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah reading from a paper]]
/ Sarah: Oh, no! According to these old family records, that typewriter Crash is using is cursed! / Seth: What's the curse?
/ Sarah: Well, it's not too bad... The loved ones of whomever uses the machine have to participate in the story written. / Seth: So now we just have to hope she wasn't inspired by Lovecraft.
/ Sarah: You had to go there, didn't you? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit and Crash asleep in bed]]
/ Narrator: Into just what kind of story might the cursed typewriter be pulling our sleeping heroes? / [[Blue as a knight, holding a helmet]]
/ Narrator: Why, it's Sir Blue! With his magical helm that bears a cryptic inscription in some arcane tongue...
/ [[*Mystical inscription --- pointing to script on helmet]]
/ Narrator: *Translation: "This is a helmet." / [[Sir Blue about to eat a sandwich (entire chicken?); Kit in jester costume, sitting cross-legged on the table, strumming a mandolin, & singing; Sarah in a curly wig & "serving wench" costume, carrying a platter of fruit]]
/ Narrator: Along with his trusty jester/bard companion...
/ Kit [[singing]]: Brave Sir Blue bravely ate the chic-ken samiiiiich...
/ Sarah: It wouldn't be so bad if she'd stay on key. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash in a kimono]]
/ Narrator: It seems that Crash has been sucked into the story, as well, as the beautiful and mysterious Asian sorceress.
/ Crash: Uh... Hello? Red hair and round blue eyes here. Do I look Asian?
/ Narrator: Well, Russia is in Asia, right?
/ Crash: So you think Katrina McConnel sounds Russian? / Narrator: Well, Katrina kinda does...
/ Crash: Try again. / Narrator: Okay, how about we just say we're doing non-traditional casting here? It's all the rage in Hollywood these days, right?
/ Crash: 'Kay. Poitier played Hamlet, after all...
/ Narrator: So... Ahem! Non-traditionally cast as the mysterious Eastern sorcerous --
/ Crash: You forgot the bit about being beautiful this time.
/ Narrator: Can we just get through this? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Kit, and Crash sit around the breakfast table. Blue has a plate in front of him and appears to be eating a sandwich. Kit is about to dig into what looks like a huge stack of pancakes.]]
/ Blue: Good mornin! How'd ya sleep?
/ Crash: Quite well, thank you. / [[Blue's not eating, but Kit is]]
/ Blue: I didn't know if you wanted rice, or noodles, or something with tentacles, so I ordered all three.
/ Crash: Look, just because I'm --
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[The Mysterious Stranger (MS) joins BCK at the table, where B & C now have full mugs]]
/ Blue: Not only was "Doom" a cheesy sound effect -- what was with the lightning? There's no storm out! And the dark background? It's morning!
/ MS: AHEM!
/ Crash: Forshadowing. [[sic]] / MS [[in creepy font]]: You must go to the Forbidden Hills to rid the world of an ancient scourge! I would tell you more, but I have been scripted to die mysteriously. Damn script. / [[MS gets a knife in the back and falls on Kit]]
/ Narrator: Leading us to RPG cliche number two...
/ Blue: Don't let him spill my beer!
/ Kit: Hey! Bad touch!
/ Crash: I hate these "Mysterious Dying Strangers." http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK at the table]]
/ Blue: Man, this just keeps happening!
/ Kit: Yeah! Some stranger shows up with special effects an' gives us some big cryptic message
/ Crash: And dies before he can tell us more. / Blue: Well, our heroic duty is clear. There's only one thing to do know.
/ Kit: Yup. We all know what comes next.
/ Crash: Right. Loot the body. / [[BCK can't be seen, but can be presumed to be looting the body under the table.]]
/ 1: I got his watch!
/ 2: Watches haven't been invented!
/ 3: Check his wallet!
/ 4: Hey! A plus two dagger!
/ 5: Oooh! Cash!
/ Narrator: You score 1800 GIL! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Your Friday Extra!
/ {{Shan whipped up this little extra because of the enthusiasm for Kit's jester look. Back to your regularly scheduled storyline tomorrow. --Rob}}
/ [[Kit in Jester outfit]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah and Seth peeking into BCK's bedroom, where our Blue and Kit are asleep]]
/ Seth: I can't seem to wake them up. They're definitely stuck in whatever story that thing's writing.
/ Sarah: And Crash is in a trance at the keyboard. Can't we call someone? / Seth: Sure! We'll just explain that our friends are stuck in a story being written by a possessed typewriter that used to belong to your witch-doctor great-grandfather. I'm sure they'll help us out. / Sarah: Good point. Let's find an option that doesn't involve butterfly nets and rubber rooms.
/ Seth: Not to mention the "I love me" jackets. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: Oh, well. They'll wake up eventually. I'm hungry. Let's eat.
/ Sarah: How can you eat at a time like this? We don't know what kind of story they're in! / Seth: What's the big deal? Whatever kind of story they're in, it has to end eventually, right?
/ Sarah: You don't understand! / Sarah: If their characters die in the story, Blue, Crash and Kit die for real! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth watches while Sarah looks through boxes]]
/ Seth: What're you looking for?
/ Sarah: My great-great grandpa's ceremonial vestments. I'm hoping with those and his notes I can help out. / Sarah: Found them! Well, most of them, anyway... / Seth: A sombrero and a pair of lederhosen?
/ Sarah: Shut up and help me find the maracas. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-06-19 |