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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Quick, Kit, turn into an elephant. Xorro, take cover. Protecting you will help us keep our good alignment. Sir Blue -- / [[The telphone pole chases Crash, Kit, and Xorro]]
/ Crash: Wait! Where's Sir Blue? / [[Kit plays her mandolin while Blue runs off]]
/ Kit [[singing]]: Brave Sir Blue bravely ran awaaaayyyy...
/ Blue: Shaddup! I'm gettin' my helmet! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Xorro: Ze monster! Eet has Keet! (Note my suave French accent.)
/ Crash: What? Damn it, I wish Sir Blue would hurry back! This thing's flame-resistant! (I thought you were Spanish!) / [[Monster holds Kit while Crash and Xorro watch]]
/ Xorro: She ees saying something?
/ Crash: It sounds like a chant! / [[Kit is wrapped in the telephone monster's wires]]
/ Kit: Please insert 35,000 Gil. Additional charges may apply. Please insert -- http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Xorro brandishes his sword]]
/ Xorro: I weel save you, Keet!
/ Crash: No! It might hurt her! / [[Telephone pole monster holds Kit, while Crash flies toward its mouth]]
/ Crash: We'll have to give into its demand. / [[Crash throws bag into the monster's mouth]]
/ Crash: There's your stupid gil. Now let go of my girlfriend! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: It seems to be speaking through Kit!
/ Xorro: But een a deeferent voice!
/ Kit: *click* Hi, Crash? Blue? Kit? / Kit: *bzzt* This is Sarah. I know it's hard to -- / < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue runs toward the telephone-pole monster with an axe]]
/ Kit: You will find the answers you need at --
/ Blue: RAAWWWR! DIE! DIE!
/ Crash: No! It's trying to communicate! / < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Didn't you hear me telling you to stop? How are we gonna find out what it was trying to tell us?
/ Blue: I was only trying to help. / Crash: Great! So this thing grabs Kit, demands money, then starts trying--
/ Kit [[off-panel]]: Crash?
/ Crash: Not now, Kit! And now we'll never know what --
/ Kit [[off-panel]]: But, Crash! / Crash: What?
/ Kit: Would followin' those tracks help?
/ Crash: I thought I was supposed to be the smart one. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Why are we followin' these tracks? I thought we were already on an adventure.
/ Crash: Classic mythic structure.
/ Blue: Classic what? / Crash: En route to their goal, the heroes resolve a seemingly unrelated minor challenge to receive a boon. Since you chopped up the monster before it could grant the boon, we have to ascertain if that boon is still available.
/ Blue: In English? / Crash: There might be treasure.
/ Blue: Why'nt ya say so?
/ Crash: I'll use little words next time. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Fan Art Friday" comes on Thursday this week!
/ {{Sgt. Arlie A. Cates, stationed in Okinawa, took time off from making the world safe for democracy to send us his rendition of Crash as a fan dancer. Thanks, Arlie!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Moving Time! So Fan Art Friday comes twice this week!
/ {{As I posted in the newsbox a while back, we're moving into the new casa this weekend, so as I said, there will be some filler days, guest art, and guest strips here and there while we move and get settled in. We'll try to keep the storyline moving as much as possible while simultaneously keeping boxes and furniture moving. There'll be more story tomorrow.
/ {{For today, yet another piece of guest art from Roman Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic! This piece resulted from some speculation on our forums about what the results might be if Kit reproduced. Could the world handle it? Hmmm... Good question.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Xorro leads BCK through the woods]]
/ Crash: You know, when that thing was trying to communicate it used a woman's voice. It sounded strangely famil--
/ Xorro: Look! Ze tracks lead to thees cave! / [[Sign: Cave of the Orcles]]
/ Someone off-panel: Orcles? / [[Blue & Crash stand before a cave opening. The above-mentioned sign is to the right of the opening.]]
/ Crash: What kind of oracle misspells "oracle?" / [[A rock falls on Blue's head]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue raises his axe]]
/ Blue: Drop rocks on my head, will ya? I'ma chop that "Orcle" ta pieces! What the hell IS an Orcle, anyway? / [[All text]]
/ ORCLE
/ (from the Encyclopedia Monstericus)
/ A particularly annoying subspecies of Orc with a peculiar nasal accent and a penchant for accordian music. Orcles can be identified by their thick glasses, highwater, highwaisted pants (usually worn with both belt and suspenders), and their frequently-uttered cry of, "Did I do that?" / Usually not dangerous (except by accident), many orcles are, for some reason, named Steve. / Orcles spend much of their time discussing science and playing roleplaying games. / [[The orcle cringes away from Blue and his axe]]
/ Blue: Roleplaying games?
/ Orcle: Don't kill me! I'm almost a tenth level librarian! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Moving Week Guest Art
/ {{From Roman Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic!}} / [[Kit wearing a jester costume that rapidly cycles through colors]]
/ Kit: Why does nobody take me seriously? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-07-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Moved in. Boxes everywhere. Thanks to Roman Wunderlick [sic] once again for filling in! Back to the story tomorrow, with fewer interruptions.}} / Free Vision Defect Test!
/ [[Usual green/red color-blindness image]]
/ If you cannot make out a number in the field to the right, it is possible that you are suffering from green/red blindness. / [[Head-shot of a grinning Blue against a yellow background]]
/ If you cannot make out a person in the field to the right, it is possible that you are suffering from blue/yellow blindness. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Moving Week is almost done, and server woes are gone!
/ {{Setting up in the new place has been delayed for a couple of days while I recovered from heat exhaustion (I may post details later, but the short version is that I tried to do too much of the moving myself during a heat advisory), so we're planning a couple more days of fan art, guest art, and guest strips while we get settled in. Today's guest strip is from John Mann! See the link in the newsbox to view more of John's art.}} / [[Tizzy reports while our heroes batttle The Herd]]
/ Tizzy: Hello! Tizzy Dorkenheimer, reporting live as Talon, Firecat and Enigma battle the notorious super villain gang known as The Herd! / Cow: The Herd has NEVER lost a battle! What do you say to that, Firecat? / Crash: Well we've never lost a battle either and I don't plan to start, Cow! So prepare for your first udder defeat! / [[Crash holds her hands over her mouth while the others have shocked expressions]]
/ Crash: OMG! I did NOT just really say that did I? [[small voice]] So embarassed.. I've got to go. Sorry, guys.
/ Kit: BOO! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Moving Week is almost done, and server woes are gone!
/ {{We'll be running fan art and guest art for the rest of the weekend, then back to your regularly-scheduled storyline on Monday. Thanks you for your patience with moving and stuff. Today's fan art is once again from Sgt. Arlie Cates in Okinawa! Thanks again, Arlie!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{One more day of Moving Week!
/ {{As I said the other day, today and tomorrow will be fan art and the like. Today's fan art is from the creator of the webcomic Bloodbound. Thanks, man!}} / [[3-D Kit and Bloodbound (?) character look at each other]]
/ Both: Wow! Your (sic) weird Looking! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Finally emerging from the move!
/ {{Starting Monday, we're back to your regularly scheduled storyline. Thanks to all for your patience and support while we moved into a more suitable environment!}} / [[Kit in a box, surrounded by lots of other boxes]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Sir Blue's been up there with the orcle for a long time. I'm getting a little worried. We should go see if he's okay or needs help. / [[Crash flies up, Kit and Xorro climb after her]]
/ Crash: Try to move quietly.
/ Kit: Heh! I can see up your dress.
/ Xorro [[in a small voice]]: Averting my eyes. Averting my eyes... / [[Crash peeks over the edge to see Blue and the orcle talking together]]
/ Blue: Wait-- So a lower armor class is better?
/ Orcle: Well, unless you're playing third edition. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: What do you think you're doing? We're supposed to be on a side-quest to find the boon we missed because you chopped up the telcom monster! Not chatting about... whatever it is you guys are discussing! / Blue: But it's this cool game where ya get to be a student or a worker in a technologically advanced society! You can be a scientist or a --
/ Crash: The quest! Remember the quest? / Orcle: Wait! You're on a quest? And defeated the telcom monster? Why didn't you say so? Come on down to the cave! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK and Xorro are introduced to a crowd of orcles]]
/ Steve/Orcle: Meet the guys! This is Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Irving.
/ Crash: Isn't being all Steves confusing? / [[Crash and 2 orcles]]
/ Steve1: We're not all Steves! Remember, there's Irving!
/ Crash: Why Irving?
/ Steve2: He says it's because he's a rebel without a clue. / [[Orcle wearing a leather jacket joins the discussion]]
/ Irving: CAUSE! Rebel without a CAUSE!
/ Crash: Oh! Like Sir Blue!
/ Blue: Hey! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Steve talks to Blue & Crash]]
/ Steve: We happen to have the boon you seek, but, as with all things, there is a price. / [[Statue-Sarah holds a phoneset to her ear]]
/ Steve [[off-panel]]: To gain access to the statue of Sarah, goddess of communications and technology, you must defeat us in a game of Papers and Paychecks! / Blue: B-but... You said there ARE no winners or losers in that game!
/ Steve: Exactly! Hee, hee, hee! *snort*
/ Crash: Is that the best evil laugh you can do? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Friday Extra!
/ {{In keeping with tradition, here is a Friday extra for the Melvin and Nip fans!}}
/ [[Melvin holds Nip under his left arm and a book titled "Zen and the Art of Necromancy" under his right]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash & Blue talking to Steve]]
/ Crash: So what you're saying is that --
/ Blue: There's no way we can pass this test and get the boon.
/ Steve: Hee, hee! *snort* Not a chance! / Blue: Wait! I have an idea how we just might be able to do this! / [[all sound-effects]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Xorro and Blue]]
/ Xorro: Most eempressive, Sir Blue, defeating ze orcles so queeckly!
/ Blue: Aw, you could'a done it, too. / Xorro: I am afraid I don't have that many attacks per round, friend.
/ Blue: But you can! / [[Blue holds a copy of a "Dungeons and Dragons" rulebook]]
/ Blue: See, I just paste a third edition cover on a first edition rulebook, so I can get more attacks against critters with less than one hit die!
/ Xorro: Genius! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Back in the woods, Crash stands before the statue of Sarah]]
/ Crash: Okay, so we've got the statue of the goddess. Now how do we use it? / Kit: Hello? Cleric here, remember? Lemme take a whack at it! / Crash: Kit, don't you remember the last time you tried a deity call?
/ Kit: Aw, I'm sure the lightning bolt was just for effect.
/ Crash: That "effect" ruined a perfectly good kimono. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit kneeling before the statue of Sarah]]
/ Kit: Oh mighty Sarah, goddess of communications and technology, we, um... beseech thee... or something, to give us some sign! / [[An envelope appears in the air above Kit & statue-Sarah]]
/ Kit: Mrf? / [[Others look on while Kit opens the letter]]
/ Blue: A bill?
/ Crash: We have to buy something called "prepaid minutes?" What kind of goddess do you have to pay to talk to?
/ Xorro: Welcome to organized religion. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK & Xorro walk down a street past stores]]
/ Blue: We're wastin' time! We oughta be on our way to th' Forbidden Hills! / [[They find two stores that sell minutes]]
/ Crash: It's a moot point now. We're already here, so the only question is from which store we buy minutes. / [[One of the stores displays its name as "Virgin Mobile"]]
/ Kit: Well, I'm pretty sure none of us qualify for that one! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Okay, now, remember that when we go inside, Crash does all the talking. / Xorro: But I thought YOU were in charge, Monsieur Blue! / Kit: He likes to think so, too. But we have ta disillusion him once in a while. Especially when it comes to money!
/ Blue: Ya buy one piece of ocean-front property in Arizona and all of a sudden you're not allowed to handle the money anymore. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Your Friday Extra!
/ {{This week featuring none other than the Wereferret!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Salesperson at the counter shows Crash a brochure]]
/ [[Notice pointing at salesperson: Generic Faceless NPC #2]]
/ NPC #2: It's simple! You just choose a method of minute calculation, and that determines the price per minute for the time and day of your call. The basic boost method is our usual low rate. / NPC #2: The deluxe method saves you money on calls after nine on weekdays except Tuesday, and all your weekend calls. Or you can choose our medium method and save on weekday morning calls, but pay extra for weekends. Have you got all that? / Crash: I think so... Basically, we could save more money on Monday Morning Mobile Minutes with the Medium Method?
/ NPC #2: Mostly. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-19 |