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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Okay... Kit's the cleric, and I understand that she's a little... unconventional. I'd hate to sound like I'm second-guessing her, but all the same... / Crash: Does it seem to anyone else that this is sort of an odd way to contact a diety? / [[Kit dances around the statue of Sarah]]
/ Kit [[singing]]: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana-phone... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit holds the manual and reaches to press a button on Statue-Sarah's phone]]
/ Kit: 'Kay, it's ringing... Now I touch where it says, "talk," and -- / Sarah: Kit! I'm glad I finally reached you! Look, I know it's hard to believe, but the world you're in isn't real! It's a virtual world created by a haunted typewriter, and -- Darn it! Hang on. Someone's at the door. / [[Sarah opens the door]]
/ Sarah: Keanu Reeves?
/ Keanu: Yeah. Sorry. I thought you were pitching the next Matrix movie. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah on the phone, while Seth stands in the doorway]]
/ Sarah: I finally reached them! And I'm a tech goddess in their story world!
/ Seth: Cool! Am I one, too? / Sarah: Um... Actually, they say you're the god of broken small appliances.
/ Seth: The wha-? / Seth: Well I guess it could be worse--
/ Sarah: And of unidentifiable things you scrape off the bottom of boots.
/ Seth: Sorry I asked. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: I dunno if I buy into all this about the world not being real. I mean, I have like, memories and stuff of my life here! / Crash: So do I. But now that I think of it, those memories are more like a dream, or a memorized backstory.
/ Blue: Now that you mention it, same here. / Kit: Same here. My past is kinda foggy, too, but I just figured that's 'cause MY memory never WAS what it used ta ba. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: What's so great about this so-called "real world?" They got pollution, global warming, and all that other stuff!
/ Crash: But this isn't real! / Crash: We have responsibilities there! We're famous heroes with a city to defend!
/ Blue: So? I can be a hero here -- Wait a minute! How famous?
/ Crash: Well, we each have our own action figures. / Blue: Ooh! Does mine have kung fu grip? Heeeyah!
/ Crash: It must hurt to be so simple. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Xorro shows up carrying a deer over his shoulder]]
/ Xorro: I got up early to hunt so we can replenish our supplies.
/ Blue: Cool! But won't it spoil? / Xorro: Oh, no, Monsieur Blue! We will preserve it by rubbing it with salt and smoking it!
/ Blue: Mmm... Okay. I'll help. / Xorro: We'll be back, ladies! Just heading off to jerk our meat!
/ Blue: Can we just call it "making jerky?" http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth looks over Sarah's shoulder as she goes through some papers]]
/ Seth: Anything yet?
/ Sarah: Well I found some old stories it had typed, but they all fade out toward the end as if the ribbon ran out. I wonder -- Hey! Xorro's in this one, and it fades out, too! / Sarah: Gods! That's it! Xorro must be from our world, too, and when the ribbon ran out he was trapped! / [[Seth and Sarah run into the room where the typewriter is]]
/ Seth: Oh, this isn't good!
/ Sarah: They're running out of time! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art um... Sunday?
/ {{Thanks again to Roman "The Guest Art King" Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic for today's guest art! If you haven't read his strip yet, click the link in the newsbox!}}
/ [[Blue Action Figure package. Text is from package]]
/ - Fully articulated
/ - Little articulate
/ - Special accessories: Abba record & sammich
/ - With Buick throwing action! (Buick not included)
/ (Incompatible accessories: helmet) http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Statue-Sarah: Blue? Crash? Kit? It's Sarah again. We have a problem. Suddenly it seems there's a deadline! / [[Sarah stands in front of a radio]]
/ Radio Announcer: ...In other news, supervillian Tom Curry has escaped from prison! And still no sign of missing local heroes Talon, Firecat, and Enigma!
/ Sarah: Correction: Make that two problems! / [[Orcles building a siege engine]]
/ Sarah [[off-panel]]: "I just hope nothing else goes wrong!"
/ Orcle: Get ready to roll, orcles! We'll see to it they never reach the forbidden hills! Hee, hee! *snort* http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Sarah & Seth]]
/ Sarah: We got cut off before I could warn them about the orcles coming after them! / Kit: ...An' I tried callin back, but it rang once and gave me some message about us bein out of minutes!
/ Crash: It only rang once?
/ Kit: Yeah, there was only -- / Kit: THE ONE RING!
/ Gollum: Preciousss?
/ Crash: Where did HE come from? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash reads the phone bill]]
/ Crash: Out of minutes? How can we possibly be out of minutes? We just bought -- Wait... What's this? / [[Crash crushes bill, while her tail burns]]
/ Crash: 1-900-WENCH-4-U? Blue! You've got some serious explaining to do, mister! / [[Blue faces Kit & Crash]]
/ Blue: But -- But they download videos right to your phone!
/ Kit: Ooh! Can I see, too?
/ Crash: Why am I dating these morons? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Xorro: Seence time ees of the essence, I have taken ze liberty of loading the meat onto travois. That way it can feeneesh drying as we walk. / Blue: Sumpin's wrong with my travois. My meat's draggin on the ground. / Xorro: That may be, but eet eesn't nice to brag, my friend. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-08-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Guest Art Friday!
/ {{Roman Wunderlick of the B-Movie Comic (link on our links page) put together this wonderful "Blue-Mobile!" Download the full-size template from our extras page!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Philly Trip Philler
/ {{We're running travel-themed exhibition pieces for Saturday and Sunday while we're in Philly. Back to your regularly-scheduled storyline on Monday! --Rob}}
/ [[Kit trying to close a suitcase filled with clothes and a Very Large Rubber Duck]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Philly Trip Philler
/ {{We're running travel-themed exhibition pieces for Saturday and Sunday while we're in Philly. Back to your regularly-scheduled storyline on Monday! --Rob}}
/ [[View of an airplane's passengers through the windows. Kit & Blue are squished up against the window.]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: The most important thing is to make good time. Kit and I could fly, but that'd leave the rest of you behind, and -- / Crash: Okay, this is weird. Even though I know we're in a hurry I have this overwhelming urge to make out with you right now.
/ Kit: Me too! Wonder why. / Sarah: I TOLD you to keep the girl-on-girl porn away from that typewriter!
/ Seth: Aw... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Blue Crash Kit "last day in Philly" guest art!
/ {{We should be back in full swing tomorrow. Thanks to Eric Flores for today's guest art! And Eric, send me your link again so I can post it in the newsbox? Thanks! --Rob}} / [[Jaren and Talon stand in front of a Wyrm]]
/ Talon: Uhm, Jaren, It's just you and Me right? We didn't take any one else with us into this tunnel?
/ Jaren: Uhm, No Talon, Why?
/ Talon: Well, There is something breathing Down my neck, and not in the nice way.
/ Jaren: Awwww Frell, I think that Wyrm Found Us. / Narrator: Trapped In another world, The Gang must work with unlikely allies to find their way back home. Unfortunately, the way back is in:
/ THE TEMPLE OF THE WYRM
/ Page Created By Dumok (Creator of ACTD)
/ Talon is the property of Hamm, Henry and Glewwe http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Sarah: You should be taking this more seriously! We're in danger too, you know!
/ Seth: What are you talking about? / Sarah: We helped put Tom Curry away. Now that he's escaped, and especially with Blue, Crash, and Kit out of the picture, he's sure to be out for revenge! He's a criminal mastermind. There's no telling what horrible plan he's already set in motion. / Narrator: Meanwhile...
/ Tom: How dare you insult my choreography! Do you know who I am? I happen to be the world's top cross-dressing musical supervillain! Now you can either dance it the way I say, or go be henchmen for some lesser evil! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: No need to panic. Your boyfriend is an inventor, remember? I'll just whip up something for home security!
/ Sarah: Like? / Seth: Oh, like lawn gnomes with laser eyes! Or exploding fruit! Or maybe even some sort of trap! I could probably even modify my chainsaw-powered flashlight, or-- / Sarah: Right. I'm calling for police protection.
/ Seth: Some people just have no imagination. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Pencils for now -- finished inks in a couple of hours! --Rob}}
/ Cop1: So who're we doing police protection for?
/ Cop2: The couple who helped put Curry away, in case he comes after them now that he's escaped. / [[The cops see a woman kneeling on the ground, crying]]
/ Cop2: We'll... uh-oh. She looks like she's in trouble! Miss? Are you alright? Can we help with something?
/ Woman: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday comes on a Saturday this week!
/ {{Remember the other day when Seth was talking about lawn gnomes with laser eyes, kinda like the ones Joanen Vasquez put in "Invader Zim"? Well it turns out that Roman Wunderlich, of B-Movie Comic fame, was inspired, and came up with his own version of just what Seth's home security system might look like! Thanks, Roman!}}
/ [[Laser-eye Lawn Gnome standing next to dead bird]]
/ SETHTEC
/ Gnomatic
/ Porch
/ Protector (tm) / [[Chart of available model numbers, "effective against," prices, and battery requirements]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: I'll be in my lab.
/ Sarah: Okay. I'll let in the protection detail when they get here. / Sarah: That must be them now! / [[Sarah opens the door to see two very rumpled "cops"]]
/ Sarah: ?
/ Fake Cop1: Yeah, uh... Youse called for police prtection, lady? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Fake Cop1 pulls a gun]]
/ Sarah: I don't know who you are, but you're obviously NOT police!
/ Fake Cop1: Smart lady. But we're comin' in anyways! / [[Fight ensues]] / [[Fake cops are on the ground. Sarah walks away holding the gun.]]
/ Sarah: Now to call the real police! And by the way, next time you pull a gun, remember to take the safety off.
/ Fake Cop: Will worker's comp cover this? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Sarah: Now where did I leave my phone? / [[Sarah sees her phone on the kitchen table]]
/ Sarah: Oh! There it is! / [[2 of Tom's henchmen stand just inside the doorway]]
/ Sarah: Heh! If those goons were the best Tom could come up with, I guess I was worrying for nothing! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Tom's minions grab Sarah]]
/ Hench1: Gotcha!
/ Sarah: Whaaa? / Tom: I'm disappointed in you, dear Sarah! Surely you didn't expect me to leave everything up to those two morons! / [[BCK asleep]]
/ Tom [[off-panel]]: Now, my minions -- bind her and search the house for any others that might be lurking about! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Your Friday Extra!
/ {{Tim Curry's evil "brother" Tom (actually an obsessed fan) was the first villain in the strip, and was behind the giant zombie turkey attack at the very beginning.}} / [[Tom sitting on a pair of lips]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Tom: What a lovely reunion! Now we simply wait for those super morons to show! After all, I want them to see what I do with you. / [[BCK (still asleep) & Sarah are tied and gagged]]
/ Sarah [[thinking]]: If he realizes Blue, Crash, and Kit are the ones he wants, we're sunk! And where could Seth be? Surely they searched his lab! I hope he's safe! / [[Seth hiding under a desk with a cell phone]]
/ Seth [[whispers]]: (Hey, Wereferret! I can't talk long, but I need your help with a little problem!) http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth behind Wereferret on her motorcycle]]
/ Seth: Thanks for meeting me!
/ WF: No problem! / Seth: And of course, I'll keep the location of your secret lair confidential!
/ WF: Speaking of which, here we are! / [[Seth & WF drive into a storage facility. The sign reads "U Store It"]]
/ Seth: Your secret lair is a storage locker?
/ WF: Don't knock it! The rent's cheap! I'm saving up for a fortress. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth & WF at her lair]]
/ Narrator: Seth explains the situation...
/ Seth: ... And that's pretty much it.
/ WF: Uh, you do realize I'm a supervillain? I mean, sure, you can work here, but why should I help? / Seth: Did I mention this guy keeps cropping up? At this rate he'll be their arch-nemesis before long. / [[Seth hides a laugh, while WF is shaking mad]]
/ WF: WHAT? How dare he? I'M their arch-nemesis! Oooh! I'm gonna rip that lowlife to pieces! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday Comes On Tuesday!
/ {{This is a piece that Shan did for a friend of ours, Forest, who is the real life inspiration for the Wereferret character. We posted the inks before, but thought you might enjoy seeing the finished piece. Shan did the coloring with Prismacolors. (And... pssst! She's taking commissions for drawings and paintings.)}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-19 |