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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Seth: I take it that means you'll help?
/ WF: Only to preserve my place as arch-nemesis from that usurper! / [[Back to dream-world]]
/ WF [[off-screen]]: "And you're sure they'll be back soon, right?"
/ Blue: Are we--
/ Crash: Please stop asking me if we're there yet? We'll get there as soon as we-- / [[Crash sees a siege tower & an army before them]]
/ Crash: Oh, this isn't good... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: I'll take on that buncha pencil-necked gaming geeks! What're they gonna do? Throw dice at us? / Orcle: FIRE! / [[BCK & Xorro run from a giant 20-sided die]]
/ Blue: I hadda open my big mouth... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: They'll have to stop bombarding and close for combat soon.
/ Crash: There's so many of them!
/ Blue: What's with the guy in the face paint? / William Wallace: And we'll show those English dogs they can't--
/ Voice in back: AHEM! / WW: Sorry... Wrong movie again, huh?
/ Orcle1: Yeah. That's two battlefields over.
/ Orcle2: You gotta stop re-living "Braveheart." http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Here they come, finally! Time ta bust some heads!
/ Crash [[off-panel]]: Maybe not. They've stopped for some reason! / Crash: I can't quite see what they're doing, but it looks like they're gathering around something. I think they may be praying to it! / [[Orcles gather around a crystal ball]]
/ Announcer: Last week on Battlestar Galactica...
/ Orcle in back: GUYS! We're in the middle of a battle! Just TiVo this and we'll watch it later! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan-Art Friday on a Sunday
/ {{Roman Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic got inspired again (run and hide!), and sent us this rendition of Seth as sort of a cross between the two storylines we've got going on at the moment. Thanks again, Roman!}} / [[Seth in fishnets & black underwear, with a sword, in front of a parchment]]
/ Parchment: and thus, after having slain the vile lizard, valiant Sir Seth freed the captive princess, and brought her home to her father. And the King rejoiced, and gave Sir Seth his daughter's hand in marriage, and half his Kingdom. And then, as he had promised to the fairy, Sir Seth made a decree that, in commemoration of the great aid his enchanted fishnets had been in slaying the dragon, every inhabitant of Bunnyland should hereforth wear fishnets, visibly, every single day. / Then came winter, and everyone died. / Fin. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash watching the army of Orcles]]
/ Crash: They're on the move again, and there are way too many of them! We'll never be able to fight through in time! / Blue: "We" aren't going to.
/ Crash: What?
/ Blue: No sense in all of us gettin' killed or trapped here. / Blue: You two can fly. Get out of here while you still can. Me an' Xorro'll take our chances. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: We can't just leave you here!
/ Kit: Yeah! Cut the macho stuff!
/ Blue: Look, I can't fly, and carryin' me'd just slow you down. If NONE of us gets out, it's all for nothin' anyway. / [[Crash & Kit (in bird-form) fly off]]
/ Blue [[off-panel]]: "If I can catch up, I will. And it's not macho crap -- if I DON'T catch up you guys'll be facing whatever's up there in the Forbidden Hills on your own." / [[Blue and Xorro face the Orcle army]]
/ Blue: So which one do you wanna be? Butch or Sundance?
/ Xorro: I would say Bolivia, but ze orcles have already claimed eet. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit (in bird form) & Crash (prepared to throw fire) flying]]
/ Kit: Could you put up your shield? Those arrows are coming close!
/ Crash: Sure, but first... / Kit: Oooh! That's gotta hurt!
/ Crash: Like I always say, build a man a fire and keep him warm for the night... / Crash: ... Or SET a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit [[bird]]: I'm worried about Blue.
/ Crash: So am I, but like he said, our best chance is to try this thing on our own and see if it gets all of us out. / Kit: Well we're at the Forbidden Hills. How're we supposed to FIND this "ancient evil?"
/ Crash: Oh, I don't think it'll be too difficult. / [[Signpost w/skull at base: Ancient Evil 5 Miles]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit (bird-form) & Crash arrive at a cave entrance. Skull torches are lit on either side of the entrance. A sign over it once said "Ye Olde Evil" but "Ye Olde" has been crossed out and replaced by "Ancient." Under this sign is an arrow sign that says "Stop in?"]] / Kit: It's dark in here! An' I don't see any ancient evil!
/ Crash: I know. And I know you're nervous, too, but you can let go of my ass now. / Kit: I didn't touch you!
/ Crash: (Uh-oh!) http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Well if you didn't just grab my ass, who did? / [[Kit points to something behind Crash]]
/ Kit: Um... Er... / [[Kit & Crash huddle together, as a male "ghost"(?) wearing a sombrero appears]]
/ Ancient Evil: Oy, vey! It was a slip of the hand, I tell ya! But so long without female company! It's enough to make a man meshuggah, you know what I mean? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-09-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday comes on Sunday!
/ {{This is a copy of a commission Shan did for Vince Suzukawa of The Class Menagerie. Thanks, Vince!}} / [[Blue being tickled by 3 ladies]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: YOU'RE the "Ancient Evil?"
/ Ghost: Oh, of course not! / Ghost: Merely a poor soul cursed to serve the Ancient Evil as a guardian! A pitiful disembodied spirit! Oooeeeeooooooh! / Crash: Yet you can still grab the occasional ass.
/ Ghost: Okay... MOSTLY disembodied! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: You seem awful friendly for an evil minion.
/ Crash: A little too friendly.
/ Ghost: What, you think I want to be here? / Ghost: I work my spectral fingers to the bone, but does anyone appreciate it? Look at this place! Nobody even cleans up around here! But the curse says I guard, so I guard in this dump! / Crash: So you can grab a girl's ass, but not take out the trash?
/ Kit: Heh! Sounds like Blue!
/ Ghost: Remember? Disembodied! OOOEEEOOOH! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: After the ghost explains things a bit...
/ Crash: Okay, so you claim to be Sarah's great-great-something-grandfather who got stuck in here. And that you're not really evil, but are FORCED to serve as a minion. / Crash: I get all that, but tell me -- What kind of name is Mbonoto-STEIN for an African shaman? / Mbonoto-Stein: Oh, that reminds me... A cleric, a sorceress, and a Jewish witch-doctor walk into a cave, and -- stop me if you've heard this one before...
/ Crash: You really DON'T get out much, do you? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[M-S hiking, in full regalia]]
/ Mbonoto-Stein [[narrating]]: "Okay, okay... I suppose you want to know how I got here? Pretty much the same as you. I got sucked in by the typewriter and went on a quest." / [[M-S standing before a cave entrance]]
/ Mbonoto-Stein [[narrating]]: "I made it to the cave in plenty of time before the ribbon ran out, but like all those before me, I was defeated by the Ancient Evil(TM) and cursed to serve it." / [[M-S talking to Crash & Kit]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ {{Thanks to Seth Triggs of Buddies in Big Places (bibp.com) for commissioning Shan to do this piece of two of his characters. Shan wanted to scan this and show it off before we drop it in the mail. Thanks, Seth!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Can't you at least tell us what we'll be facing? / M-S: All I can tell you is, you have to defeat the "Ancient Evil (TM)" and its minions, without resorting to evil yourselves... / Crash: All of its...
/ M-S: I'm afraid it writes the script for all of us. Good luck. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: Are you sure we can't wait for Blue an' Xorro?
/ Crash: I wish we could, but Blue's got troubles of his own right now, and there's no way of knowing if he'd be here in time. Besides, I have the feeling that we're getting close now, and I think -- / [[Kit & Crash look scared]]
/ Ancient Evil [[off-panel]]: Welcome, Adventurers! Prepare to meet your doom! / [[Typewriter-Dragon at the head of an army]]
/ Ancient Evil: If you have gods, make your peace with them now. For from this day on, you shall serve me. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: No need to panic. It's just time for Plan B -- calmly turn and... / [[Kit and Crash turn around to find more minions behind them]]
/ Crash: RUN! Fast as you -- Errrf? We're cut off!
/ Kit: Tell me you have a Plan C? / Crash: Um... Yeah. NOW you can panic! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Seth & WereFerret are hiding in the bushes & looking through binoculars]]
/ Seth: We'll have to strike soon. It looks like they're preparing to relocate.
/ WF: 'Kay. I -- Wait! I hear something! / WF: You stay here, and I'll go investigate. / [[WF finds two people tied up & in their underwear]]
/ WF: Whoa! Kinky! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[WF brings cops to Seth]]
/ WF: Look what I found! Cops in underwear! / Female Cop: I feel like an idiot! Curry distracted us while his goons hit from behind. They got our guns, radios and everything! / [[WF hitting on male cop]]
/ WF: Y'know, I AM a supervillain. When you get your handcuffs back, what say we--
/ Seth: Can we TRY to stay focused? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Female Cop: Hostages and a houseful of goons? We should wait for backup! The department will send someone to see why we didn't check in if we -- / Seth: No time! They're getting ready to move out! / Seth: And besides, I've got something that's going to even the odds quite a bit. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | WF: Everything's ready!
/ Seth: Then let's get started! / [[Tom to the fake cops]]
/ Tom: You two! Get the van! I'm going to leave a little message for those pathetic "heroes." / [[Tom sees the typewriter]]
/ Tom: Hmmm... Now what do we have here? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: Things are looking grim. Crash and Kit can't use their full abilities. Those they are fighting aren't really evil, but are forced to serve. To destroy them is out of the question. / Narrator: Unfortunately, it looks like a case of "us versus them." That is, unless... / [[Blue rides in on an Orcle]]
/ Blue: Hang on, ladies! Here comes the cavalry! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Shan Is Sick" Fan Art Weekend!
/ {{In consideration of Shan's recent emergency room visit, Roman Wunderlich of the excellent B-Movie Comic (link on our links page) sent us this guest art of Kit um... showing her appreciation to her doctor. Thanks, Roman! Back to your regularly storyline on Monday!}} / [[Kit on her doctor's back]]
/ Doctor: (sigh) ... Or a plumber. I bet I could have been a *great* plumber... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-19 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Header
/ {{While Shan takes the weekend to finish recovery from her most recent bout of illness, we're running fan art and guest strips. Thanks to Eric Flores of "A Call to Destiny" (http://madgoblin.comicgenesis.com) for this guest strip!}} / Kit: **grumble** / Kit: Mornin' I'm Kit.
/ Jaren: I'm Jaren, a friend of Blue. / Kit: ? / Kit: Why don't you have any fur? What are....... / Kit: You? / Kit: BLUE!!! CRASH!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A TENTACLE MONSTER IN THE BATHROOM! / Jaren: Any chance of getting me some coffee in this place? / Blue: Kit, for the tenth time, he's a guy trapped from another Dimension, not a monster.
/ Kit: All tentacle monsters come from another dimension!! Don't you watch hentai? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Shan is Recovering" Fan Art Weekend!
/ {{Thanks to Forest Lum (the real-life inspiration for the Wereferret) for this rendition of her 'toon alter ego!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{"Shan is Recovering" Fan Art Weekend!
/ {{Thanks to Forest Lum (the real-life inspiration for the Wereferret) for this rendition of "Sailor Kit," which she knocked out while over here visiting.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue riding on the neck of a giant Orcle]]
/ Blue: Orcles! ATTACK! / Sign: Censored for graphic violence / [[Crash hugs Blue while he scratches the giant orcle's chin]]
/ Crash: Thanks for the save! But how did you get the orcles to fight on our side?
/ Blue: Now THERE'S a story... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-10-23 |