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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I'm your doctor, Blue. You've got to trust me on this. Occupational therapy will help.
/ What're they gonna do? / Well, they'll figure out your treatment program, but probably some kind of stretching, some exercies, and manual -- manual is sort of tissue massaging.
/ Yeah, well, sorry if I'm a little skeptical, an' I know you said these guys specialize in superheroes, but still... / Look, I got hit by a train an' blown up. This "occupational therapy" stuff might work on reg'lar people, but how's somebody without super strength even gonna do that "manual" stuff you're talkin' about on a guy like me? Plus there's-- / Shhh... Here's your therapist now. And it looks like she's figured out something. / Hi, Talon. I'm Linda. Ready to get started? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Man, everybody but me has something fun to do. Crash is writin', Blue's at therapy... / I wish I was in occupational therapy. I bet Blue's layin' down an' gettin' a nice massage right now. / Are you sure this is therapeutic?
/ No pain, no gain. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kitala Leblanc, how can you be bored? You're a superhero! You live with two other superheroes, an inventor, a doctor, and three extra-terrestrials! Not to mention... / You've got your favorite uncle here, and I'm sure we can find something to do.
/ Hey, and with you bein' a necromancer an all -- / I am not raising the dead again just so you can LARP Resident Evil.
/ Aw, man...
/ Remember what happened last time. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Well that's a good start for the day. Now to take a little break... / Close my eyes, and commune with my inner muse... / Hm. Not exactly what I meant.
/ It was a dark and stormy night http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Okay, when I start imagining cartoon dogs as my muse, it's time for a cup of tea. / I dunno. Whadda you wanna do?
/ I dunno. Whadda you wanna do?
/ Looks like it's up to me. / Some things are more important than getting more work done.
/ Take my love / Take my land ... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit from all sides / I know we didn't give you your Friday treat last week. Instead we ran a regular daily strip. / Storyline makes demands that sometimes make it necessary to run a comic on Friday instead of giving you an extra like fan art or guest art or such. / Pesky storyline. / We got such a positive response to the "Crash from all sides" drawing reference sheet that Shan wanted to make certain we didn't wait too long to post them for some of the other characters. / So here you go. At Shan's request, I made sure I paced out this week in such a way that we're able to fit in "Kit from all angles." / Enjoy, and if you draw anything using this, we'd love to see it!
/ --Rob http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | That was fun, guys, but I'd better get myself back to writing.
/ And I'll get started on dinner. / Hm... What can I do until dinn-- Wait! I've got an idea... / Kit! No! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit, it's glowing! That can't be good! Leave it alone! Please!
/ Heh! No way! Pull harder Uncle Melvin! / Crack! / I got the big piece! That means I get my wish! No more boredom! Yay! / What've you done, Kit? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
/ Yeah, I know! I hope Blue an' Crash are excited as I am! / Uh... You guys don't look like my regular therapists. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I'm so glad I found you two! Do you know what's going on?
/ Yeah! We're on the lightning-bug "Peacefulness!" / This's exactly the kinda thing I saved the giant wishbone for! / It's only a dream. Any minute I'm going to wake up and --
/ Y'all seen...? Woah! I'll be in my bunk. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Hey, it's none-a my business, Joey, but if the two of you --
/ You're crazy! I'm not Joey. I'm --
/ What? / Not Joey? Not my lovely wife? Yeah, right. And nice outfit, hon. You hardly ever wear skirts. / Touch my ass again and you're losing that hand.
/ See? You sure sound like my wife. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | You're serious?
/ Deadly. I'm not Joey, she isn't Bobbi Lee, your mechanic, and he isn't Simian Tramp, your doctor.
/ Huh? / Well, I thought the doctor was lookin' kinda old. Maybe... Nah, this must be some kinda wierd dream. / Yes, Sue, it must be a dream. How about if I hit you really hard and see if we all wake up?
/ No, let me. I owe him for that "old" remark.
/ Hey, now! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Either Tributary's insanity is contagious, or things have gotten really wierd... We'd better get everybody together and try to figure all this out. / You forgettin' who's in charge, little man? I'm the boss till we get the cap'n back.
/ And your plan is?
/ Obviously we gotta get ever'body together an' try to figger this out. / Before you ask, yes, he's always like this. By the way, nice shirt!
/ Thanks. I like yours, too. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Look, I know you guys think we're your crewmates and that we've gone nutes, but I can prove we're not who you think we are. I mean, can your "Joey" produce fire at will out of thin air, like this? / It -- It didn't work! I don't understand! Wait. I know... / Let me see if I can still fly. Yeah. That'll prove it. Yeah...
/ That "contagious insanity" theory's lookin' pretty good now. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Let me try explaining. See, I'd been really, really bored. So, Crash an' Uncle Melvin and me watched some of our favorite science fiction show, Firefly... / But when we got done I was bored all over again, an' I wished we could have lives like some of the people in our favorite shows, but of course there was no way to do that. / But then I got to thinking, we still had this big wishbone from when we fought the giant zombie turkey -- that was right before we hadda go to the universe with all the zombies and --
/ Kit, I don't think you're helping our case here. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-19 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | This is Tizzy Dorkenheimer breaking the fourth wall live from the set of the latest Blue Crash Kit storyline, in which the trio switch places with characters from a science fiction show.
/ In a case of mistaken identity, Talon, stripped of his super powers, is being held captive by an evil villain. We all know the effects of captivity on a naturally free spirit.
/ This brings me to the purpose of today's interruption of your regular storyline. / Most zoos go to great lengths to ensure the health and well-being of their animals. In fact, some species would likely have become extinct if none were held in captivity.
/ There are some animals, however, who must endure conditions only marginally better than those in which we see Talon here. / Animals like Kei the Wolf, who has spent her entire life in an inadequate, undersized enclosure. She has known no other wolves since her brother died, and has never had an open area in which to run.
/ There is a group working to have Kei sent to a wolf sanctuary for her final days. They're not asking for money -- just your support.
/ Go to www.keithewolf.com to see how you can help. / Hey, Tizzy! We're breaking for lunch. You coming?
/ Sure! I'll be right there. / Where do you want to go?
/ I want Thai food.
/ Yum! Chicken satay!
/ How about Zen Zero over on Mass Street?
/ Guys? Guys! Hey! What about me? Hello? Captivity, free spirit and all, remember? Hey, Guys! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Shan is taking a well-deserved night off, so we present an Official BCK Filler Strip. This is a bit that I originally did as fan art for Rob Balder's excellent Partially Clips (www.partiallyclips.com) --Rob / Look at 'em. Just look at 'em. They think they're so much better'n us, with their cell phones an' their digital watches...
/ Yes, Dear. / Bah! Them and their science. They're even teachin' kids that evolution crap. I'll have none of that now.
/ Yes, Dear. / Nope. Ya' won't catch ME evolvin'.
/ That's probably for the best, Dear. But you're cranky. Why don't I microwave you a nice mammoth steak? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit | So, Captain Malcontent Reynolds-Wrap. You change your clothes. You wear a mask. Maybe you think you fool Nip-Tuck? That I let you go?
/ Uh, no, I, uh . . . / I am going to hurt you badly, Captain. Yes, Nip-Tuck will take you apart, little bit by little bit. You wish to say something first? Maybe you try to change my mind? / Uh . . . would it matter if I said I'm pretty sure my health insurance isn't going to pay you for this procedure? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Meanwhile, back in our universe, Captain Reynolds-Wrap is just as confused . . .
/ I've got to get out of here before Nip-Tuck's thugs start torturing me. / Okay, Talon, we're both going to be doing your manual. Don't look so worried. It's just a kind of deep tissue massage.
/ Ta -- who? Uh . . . okay. / On the other hand, maybe I should stick around for just a little while longer . . . http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Happy Thanksgiving from Blue Crash Kit http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Who's this "Talon" they think I am?
/ Oh, good, Talon. You're done. Let's get you home. / Guess I better play along for now.
/ You took your mask off. Well, I grabbed one of your extra ones. / I see the therapy is already helping you get your strength back. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit | Cap'n! You're okay!
/ Cap'n? / Yes. It seems our friends aren't who we thought. / And I've got a hunch it has something to do with this. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | We already know from personal experience that alternate universes -- often wrongly referred to as dimensions -- exist, and that it's possible to travel between them. We also know that the giant zombie turkey, Turkzilla, was from one of them.
/ Theoretically speaking, if you had time to sort through, you could find almost any kind of universe imaginable.
/ Another thing we know is that Kit inherited some kind of mystical powers. / All this, plus the fact that you guys, while not exact copies, are very similar to characters from Kit's favorite T.V. show, leads me to speculate that she somehow used Turkzilla's wishbone to seek out the universe of her dreams and trade you places. / "Of course, since this is Kit we're talking about, there's no telling what else might be out there."
/ Your Starschmuck is a girl!
/ Yeah, and she can kick your Starschmuck's ass all over!
/ Gentlemen! Perhaps we can help mediate a peaceful resolution to this conflict. After all, the hallmark of --
/ Hey, didn't you guys get cancelled back in the sixties?
/ *sigh* Everybody keeps bringing that up. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Listen -- Regardless of who you think we are, your captain and our boyfriend are missing. / So let's find Blue and your captain -- who I think are one and the same -- and then, Kit, whatever you did to get us here, undo it.
/ Um... There might be a problem with that... / When I was makin' my wish I never thought about a way back. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Look, Joey, it was a good joke, but enough's enough. Now get serious so we can find the capt--
/ Not Joey. / Other worlds... flying and throwing fire... The little one knows shapes... not her own. And that isn't Simian, either... / At least someone finally believes us.
/ Yeah. The girl who, last week, declared war on lima beans.
/ They were looking at me funny! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I know where he is... They strap you down... Place of pain... Hurting and laughing... Hurting and laughing... / The Cap'n's in a whorehouse? / No, you idiot! She means he's someplace where they torture people!
/ Yeah, that'd be Beulah's House O' Leather over on Persnickety. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-11-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | From the sound of it, I'd say Nip-Tuck has him.
/ Oh, that's not good. Are you certain? / Absolutely. For one thing, he's the only one who has a beef with us who's into torturing his captives. Plus... / Don't tell anyone, but I read a few pages ahead in the script.
/ Isn't that cheating a little bit? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-12-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | We're keeping with our tradition of bringing you a special treat each Friday, whether fan art, drawing reference sheets, or whatever. This week we're revealing Shan's superhero identity. So here she is -- the Amazing Pickle Pookah!
/ So now you know where some of the wackier superhero ideas come from around here. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-12-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | I'm sorry I got us into this mess.
/ It's okay, Kit. All I'm worried about now is how we're going to get in there to get Blue out. / Oh-- Rinse and Sue said they have something that should get us past the sensors 'n stuff.
/ Really?
/ Yeah. / A "Somebody Else's Problem Field" generator.
/ We salvaged it off the USS Douglas Adams. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-12-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Black and white Sunday this week. Shan's a bit under the weather, so we all pitched in on the art, making this Cat's first time inking parts of the strip. --Rob /
/ Now remember the Somebody Else's Problem Field doesn't really make us invisible. Just makes us look like somebody else's problem. And I'm not sure how long it'll last, so hurry. / I sure hope dressing up like Nip-Tuck's own guards gets us in close enough. And that we're not too late. / It'll be okay, Crash. Blue's tough. There's nothing they could possibly do to him that--
/ Noooooooooooooooooooooo... / That's Blue! And it's coming from in there! / No! No more Vogon poetry! Please have mercy! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-12-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Fools! You cannot hope to stand against my Vogon poetry! / Oh yeah? I've got a whole ream of teenage angst free-verse from LiveJournal, tough guy! / Man! And people say I've gone over to the Dark Side! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2005-12-05 |