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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Narrator: And at the island of Doctor Maybe...
/ Dr. Maybe: Yesss... Once my cybernetic minions are fully charged, I -- / [[Room goes dark]]
/ Dr. Maybe: Hey! What happened? And right in the middle of powering up my army!
/ Assistant: The storm must've knocked out the electricity, sir.
/ Dr. Maybe: Don't just stand there! Do something! / [[Assistant lights a match]]
/ Assistant: Um... Could you use an alternate power source?
/ Dr. Maybe: I've tried! Do you have any idea how many "C" cells it takes to run an army of redneck cyber ninja monkeys? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Kit: What're we gonna do about the storm?
/ Crash: Just wait it out. There's really nothing to be done about it. / [[Lights go out]]
/ Kit: Hey! I hate it when the electricity goes off!
/ Crash: Good thing my powers include pyrokinesis, huh? Make sure you're out of the way and I'll --
/ Seth: No need for that, ladies! Check out my latest invention!
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue holds a battery-powered radio]]
/ Blue: If you live in Tornado Alley, like we do, it's a good idea to keep a few blackout supplies on hand. A battery-powered radio can keep you updated when a storm knocks out the electricity. / [[Crash lighting a candle behind Blue]]
/ Blue: Alternative light sources like flashlights and candles can help make things less stressful. But above all, don't forget the most important thing in any blackout... / [[Seth and Kit bring ice to put in the beer bucket beside Blue]]
/ Blue: Keep the beer cold by any means necessary! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[BCK cleaning up around the house]]
/ Narrator: Unaware of Dr. Maybe's scheme, our heroes happily go about cleaning up after the storm... / [[Crash tk's leaves into a bin, while Kit watches]]
/ Narrator: Their super powers come in handy, especially Crash's telekinesis. / [[Blue picks up a cow]]
/ Narrator: Of course, some people need a little extra guidance...
/ Blue: Where does this go? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit, wearing a birthday party hat, sits on Blue's shoulders. Crash feeds Blue cake.]]
/ {{We're celebrating our birthdays today
/ Back to your regular storyline tomorrow.}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Hank's Roofing truck]]
/ Narrator: The redneck cyber ninja monkeys, disguised as repair crews, begin their dastardly mission... / [[RCNM's jump onto roofs]]
/ Narrator: Each one tasked with using his or her ninja skills to find the best point of entry to every abode in the area. / [[A RCNM walks along a sidewalk]]
/ Narrator: One, however, breaks off from the rest. For a special mission, perhaps?
/ A task that only the stealthiest, sneakiest, uh... ninja-iest of ninjas can hope to accomplish? / [[The RCNM rings a doorbell.]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Uh... Hello?
/ RCNM: Ah'm Joe-Bob of MARNCM. Ya'll, uh... / RCNM: Ya'll will be, um... assum-- er... assam-- er... ya'll'r...
/ [[off-screen]]: Who's at the door? / RCNM: Ah'm Joe-Bob of MARCNM. Ya'll fixin' ta join up! Resistance is just plain stupid!
/ Blue: Not sure. I think it's either an Amway salesman or a Jehova's Witness. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Uh... I'm still not sure what you're sellin', but we don't want any. / [[Door slams in RCNM's face]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | RCNM: First attempt at assimilation failed. BZZZT... Must check manual for *CLICK* instructions. / [[RCNM reads manual]]
/ RCNM: Hmmm... / RCNM: Oh, yeah -- WHIRRRR... Like YOU'D know what to *BZZZT* do next? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[RCNM throws grappling hook]]
/ Narrator: The next thing in the manual? Aerial assault! / [[RCNM snips through hook's rope accidentally]] / [[Hook bonks RCNM on the head]]
/ Narrator: Of course, no manual covers everything... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ Once again, thanks to Roman Wunderlich of B-Movie Comic!
/ (www.bmoviecomic.com)}} / [[Kong-Fuze holds schoolbus aloft over skyscraper, while Random Person calls for help]]
/ Random Person: HELP! KONG-FUZE, the giant ape/philosopher, has taken a bus full of schoolchildren hostage! Can nobody save them? / [[Kong-Fuze points a blurred middle finger as firebolts are sent his direction]]
/ Kong-Fuze: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-03-31 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[RCNM leaps from behind a bush at Seth]]
/ Narrator: Next, the books says to try the "divide and conquer" approach. / [[RCNM crash-lands right behind Seth]]
/ Narrator: It is, however, unspecific as to exact details... / [[RCNM stomps on the manual]]
/ Narrator: This "by the book" thing isn't working out so well. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[RCNMs surround a citizen]]
/ Narrator: All across town, Maybe's army of Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys wreaks havoc on innocent citizens. / [[Citizen has cyber parts attached & is now part of the RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: And with each citizen captured, they add a new recruit to their ranks. / [[RCNMs hide in bushes as a whistling Blue walks by with groceries]]
/ Narrator: Yes, anyone with half a brain could see that something's not quite right here. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue walks in with groceries]]
/ Crash: Oh, good, you're home. Any idea what all the ruckus outside is? / Blue: Yeah, the repair crews'r here to fix up the storm damage... / [[Seth being chased by RCNMs]]
/ Blue [[from previous panel]]: Looked like Seth was showing 'em where to get started. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue cooking, wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron]]
/ Crash: Have you seen Seth and Sarah?
/ Blue: Not since those repair guys left. / Blue: Think my cookin' scared 'em off?
/ Crash: Oh, they probably just needed some space. I bet they're out having a nice romantic evening. / [[Seth & Sarah strapped to tables while a shadowy figure laughs]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Dr. Maybe: My conquest of Lawrence is almost complete! Now all that remains is to send these --
/ Assistant [[off-screen]]: Doctor Maybe! / [[Assistant is holding a large battery in one hand and dragging a RCNM in by an arm]]
/ Assistant: I found a solution for the alternate power supply problem! Rechargeable batteries! Next time the power goes out, we can just have a whole stack of 'em charged up and waiting to go!
/ Dr. Maybe: I was trying to monologue here, you know... / [[Assistant shows how to insert the battery under RCNM's tail. RCNM is off-panel]]
/ Assistant: Look! You just insert the battery right here, and...
/ Dr. Maybe: But how's he going to sit down?
/ RCNM: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Dr. Maybe and Assistant talking over worried RCNM]]
/ Dr. Maybe: Look, I refuse to power *Maybe's Army of Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys(TM) using batteries as suppositories!
/ Assistant: Well, it DOES work...
/ Narrator: *M.A.R.C.N.M. / [[RCNM does odd twist-leap-thingy, while Assistant scratches his head]]
/ Assistant: Although I have to admit it kind of makes them walk funny. / [[Maybe puts hand on Assistant's shoulder]]
/ Dr. Maybe: Indeed. I can't take over the world with Maybe's Army of CONSTIPATED Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys.
/ Assistant: I suppose it WOULD mess up the acronym, huh?
/ Dr. Maybe: And I just had business cards printed. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ Again, not really fan art since Shan did it (next Friday we have more stuff from Roman Wunderlich).
/ Everyone, meet INVADER KIT!
/ "AND WE SHALL RAIN CHEESE DOWN UPON THEIR... CHEESED HEADS!"}}
/ [[Kit in Invader Zim style]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit working in the kitchen, with her back to the "camera," as a round blade appears]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit runs from Seth and Sarah]]
/ Kit: CRASH! BLUE! HELP! Must... *pant, pant* save... *gasp* cheese! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit running]]
/ Kit: Can't... *puff* hurt 'em! It's still Seth an'... *wheeze* Sarah even if they're *pant* all 'borged out! / [[Seth's blade-hand crashes into wall above Kit's head]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue fighting RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: The situation looks dire, but Blue loves a good fight more than anyone. / [[Blue fighting RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: Fighting isn't just his job; it's his recreation. His life. You could call it an addiction of sorts. / [[Blue fighting RCNMs; one on his back, arm around his shoulders]]
/ Narrator: Yes, you could say that he has a monkey on his back.
/ Blue: I hate it when the writer tries to be cute.
/ Narrator: Sorry. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash flying over fight & lighting fires. Kit in kangaroo form & Blue fighting RCNMs]]
/ Crash: I have an idea! It'll mean making a tactical retreat, though.
/ Blue: No! Way! I ain't runnin' from a bunch of monkeys! / Crash: Fine, Blue. You stay here and play. Kit and I will try my plan on our own. Kit, we'll need some black silk, some duct tape and a bottle of baby oil! / [[Blue tosses a RCNM over his shoulder]]
/ Blue: Tactical retreat! Yup! Great idea! Just like I was saying! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue on a bike; Kit in bird form; Crash flying over both]]
/ Crash: Hold on! You're not riding without this!
/ Blue: Huh? What's "this?" / [[Crash writing on Blue's helmet]]
/ Blue [[off-panel]]: And ain't we kind of in a hurry?
/ Crash: This'll only take a second, and it'll clarify things. / [[Crash watching while Blue takes the helmet & reads "THIS IS A HELMET" printed on it (Blue's POV)]]
/ Crash: There. Does that end the confusion?
/ Blue: Smart-ass. You've been reading _Goblins_ again, huh? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ More good stuff from Roman Wunderlich of B-Movie Comic! / The Adventures of Steele Blue - Private Investigator!}} / [[We see the front end of a car]]
/ Narrator: Our valiant detective races to the abandoned factory - but will he be in time to prevent famous German spy, Dr. Enigma, from escaping with the stolen secret plans? / [[The car crashes through a gate as a goon looks on]]
/ Narrator: Surprise is the key to dealing with the crowbar-wielding goons Enigma hired.
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue looks on while Crash helps Kit into a RCNM costume]]
/ Blue: Man, when you started in about duct tape and baby oil I though --
/ Crash: It should have been obvious what I meant! At least when I told Kit to take monkey form! / Crash: We use black silk to make her a ninja outfit off the pattern of her "Pink Ninja" costume. Then we duct tape things to her hands, cover her tail in more duct tape, and voila! Instant Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkey disguise!
/ Blue [[off-panel]]: And the baby oil? / [[Crash duct-taping Kit's tail while Blue watches]]
/ Crash: Any time you wrap someone in duct tape, it pulls skin unless you use baby oil or talc first.
/ Blue: Do I WANT to ask why you know that? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[The Panty Pirate walks down a street past "Z's Divine Espresso" (she's wearing street clothes)]]
/ Narrator: And how has the M.A.R.C.N.M. attack affected others? Let's go back a few days and take another perspective...
/ Pirate: It's so nice to be home from the hospital. Time for some peace, quiet, good old -- / [[RCNM runs by the Pirate]]
/ Pirate: ? / [[2 more RCNMs run by]]
/ Pirate: Oh, no! This can't be happening! I'd better find a phone booth fast! / [[The pirate finds a phone booth]]
/ Pirate: At last! / [[The Pirate leaves the phone booth in costume, while a mother and child watch]]
/ Pirate: Ninjas in my city? I don't think so! THE PANTY PIRATE is my name and Pirates Versus Ninjas is my game!
/ Child: Mommy, why do all the strange people live in our town?
/ Mother: Just keep walking, honey. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit-in-disguise walks among other RCNMs]]
/ Narrator: We can leave the Panty Pirate to her own devices for a bit. Meanwhile, Kit uses her monkey form to infiltrate the Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkey HQ. She manages to hide her surprise at finding Dr. Maybe in charge. / [[RCNMs (& Kit) walk by Maybe]]
/ Narrator: All that remains now is to radio the others as soon as she can get a moment alone.
/ Dr. Maybe: Excellent. My minions return from a hard day's conquering. / [[Maybe points to Kit]]
/ Narrator: Yes, everything is going according to plan...
/ Dr. Maybe: YOU!
/ Narrator: Oops. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit salutes Maybe]]
/ Dr. Maybe: What is your unit designation?
/ Kit: (Gotta remember ta talk like they do...) I, uh... *gulp* I am Kit of MARCNM, Sir.
/ Dr. Maybe: I have a task for you, Unit Kit. / [[Maybe introduced Kit to Joe-Bob]]
/ Dr. Maybe: You will be assisting unit Joe-Bob. / [[Joe-Bob is smitten with Kit]]
/ Dr. Maybe: Now get to work.
/ Joe-Bob: You got some real purty circuits thar, Unit Kit.
/ Kit: (Uh-oh.) http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Joe-Bob: Follow me, Unit Kit, you sexy thang, you. You must be skilled as well as hot. The mission is dang'rous as well as critical. / Joe-Bob: But I will stick to you like slick on snot, so ain't nothin' to be afeared of. / [[Joe-Bob & Kit standing in a kitchen]]
/ Kit: Uh, Joe-Bob, we're on kitchen duty. What's so dangerous about it?
/ Joe-Bob: Obviously you ain't never got yore tail stuck in a Cuisinart. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-19 |