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| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Fr-Er... Thursday?
/ Due to scheduling snafus on our part, we're doing Fan Art Friday on Thursday this week. Enjoy this view of Blue as Bond from Roman Wunderlich of B-Movie Comic (link in the newsbox) inspired by the current storyline. Thanks, Roman!}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-20 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | "As crisis unfolds, each participant reacts differently. Blue and Crash pace endlessly while waiting for Kit to radio in her location."
/ [[Blue and Crash pacing]] / "The Panty Pirate gathers her crew to fight the ninja menace (and poses like Captain Morgan a lot)."
/ [[The Panty Pirate posing]] / "The one common thread is that this crisis is being taken seriously by everybody."
/ Monkey Ninja Robot Kit: You gotta crack the eggs before frying!
/ Joe-Bob: I did!
/ Kit: And leave out the shells!
/ Joe-Bob: Oh... Well at least we're done.
/ Kit: I guess... Wanna have a food fight?
/ Joe-Bob: Okay.
/ "Okay.. Almost everybody."
/ [[Kit in her ninja money robot disguise arguing with Joe-Bob in MARCNM's kitchen]] http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-21 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit walks by with a trash can as Joe-Bob washes dishes]]
/ Joe-Bob: What are you doing, Unit Kit?
/ Kit: I'm uh... just taking out the trash.
/ Joe-Bob: *Bzzt* Okay. / Kit [[thinking]]: Finally! It's been hours. I bet Crash and Blue are worried!
/ Kit [[aloud]]: Crash? Blue? Can you read me? I'm sorry! I'da called in earlier, but... / [[Crash, visibly upset, while Blue looks on]]
/ Crash: What do you mean you were too busy cooking for the cyborgs and having a food fight!?
/ Kit [[off-panel]]: I can explain!
/ Blue: I dunno. It sounds pretty reasonable to me. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-22 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. We've just been so worried about you.
/ Kit [[off-panel]]: It's okay. I understand. / Kit: But get here quick, would ya? I dunno how much longer I can pull off this disguise, and the duct tape is startin' to itch like --
/ Joe-Bob [[off-panel]]: UNIT KIT! / Joe-Bob: *BZZT* AH TRUSTED YEW, *WHRRR* UNIT KIT! AND THIS IS HOW YEW ACT? PREE-PARE TO BE JOINIFIED, UNIT KIT, THIS TAHM FER REAL!
/ Kit: I guess you wouldn't believe I was just calling out for pizza? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-23 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit transforms into bird as Joe-Bob tries to grab her]]
/ Kit: Gotta be faster'n that to catch a shape-shifter, Monkeyboy! / Kit: Heh! Yeah, I loved hangin' out! It's been swell, but the swellin's gone down, so if ya don't mind -- / [[Kit begins to fall as she still has tools duct-taped to her wing-tips]]
/ Kit: Oops. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-24 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit in bird-form crashing]]
/ Kit: Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts. Think happy -- / [[Kit on ground, while Joe-Bob stands nearby]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-25 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Crash: She got cut off! Those cyber-monkeys must have gotten her! / Blue: I got our costumes right here.
/ Crash: We'd better find her before they do something horrible to her! / [[Blue & Crash in costume]]
/ Blue: Awright. I'm ready to spank some monkeys!
/ Crash: I can't believe you just said that. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-26 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash flying over Blue on a motorcycle]]
/ Crash: How are we going to find her?
/ Blue: We know which way they were headed. You fly a search pattern and hopefully we'll get lucky. / Blue: And if we see any of those monkeys, I'm gonna' beat on 'em till they tell --
/ Pirate [[off-panel]]: Avast, ye ninja-coddlin' scallywags! / [[Panty Pirate's flag -- panties & crossbones]]
/ Blue [[off-panel]]: Oh, crap. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-27 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ {{Vote for your favorite "BCK Bond Girl!" (Link to the poll is in the newsbox below the comic.)
/ {{For those of you who don't read the forums, Roman Wunderlich of the B-Movie Comic has, inspired by the "Bondesque" elements of the current storyline, been posting concept sketches of our characters as Ursula, considered by many to be the quintessential Bond girl. Here they all are, including one BCK Bond Girl candidate never before seen -- not even in the forums.
/ {{Let's start with -- in order -- Crash, Kit, Sarah, and Tizzy}}
/ [[Crash, Kit, Sarah, and Tizzy in separate panels, as Ursula]]
/ {{Of course, Roman couldn't resist the humor of drawing the BCK guys as Bond Girls too... So here are Blue (the first "Bond Girl" he drew), Seth, Uncle Melvin, Dr. Maybe, and the one you knew had to be in there but which was never posted, Tom Curry -- Tim Curry's evil twin.}}
/ [[Blue, Set, Melvin, Maybe, and Tom, in separate panels, as Ursula.]]
/ {{So there you have it. Proof that Roman is one twisted individual. See more of his unique brand of mayhem at the B-Movie Comic (link conveniently included in the news box 'cause we're good like that).}} http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-28 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue & Crash on the ground, standing in front of a Very Large pirate ship, on wheels.]]
/ Polly: Pull to starboard and ready cannons!
/ Crash: We don't have time for this!
/ Blue: Look, Polly, Enigma's been -- / [[Polly with sword raised]]
/ Polly: I know all about your "Pink Ninja" and her friends! FIRE! / [[Water hits Blue, knocking him back]]
/ Crash: I hope Kit's having a better day than we are.
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-29 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Kit slowly waking up (in her usual form)]]
/ Maybe: Ahhh, so you're finally awake. You had us all fooled, Miss Enigma. Especially unit Joe-Bob. But you won't have to wear disguises anymore. Soon you'll be one of my minions for real.
/ Kit: Mrp? / [[We discover that Kit is in a liquid-filled globe. Maybe is standing next to it.]]
/ Maybe: Oh, we'll do it slowly, so we both have a chance to savor every little step. With your shapeshifting abilities, augmenting you may prove a challenge, but I have a few ideas... / Maybe: Before we begin the mind-control implants, let's get you out of that ghastly pink. Soon this escape-proof globe will fill with the same black pigment in use by the rest of my minions. That will begin the process of changing you and your uniform to a more suitable color. / [[Kit is sweating]]
/ Kit: T-turning my uniform black? Is that supposed to scare me? You expect me to talk? / [[Maybe looks deviously pleased with himself, but Kit looks unimpressed.]]
/ Maybe: Oh, no, Miss Enigma. I expect you to DYE! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-04-30 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash tries to shield while a soaked Blue looks upset]]
/ Crash: I'll see if my TK shield can get me closer.
/ Blue: If you can get rid of those water cannons, I'll -- / [[Crash gets soaked]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-01 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash flying with TK shield up & her legs around Blue (while he helps hold the shield)]]
/ Crash [[narrating]]: "First off, if you support my TK shield at the correct angle, the water cannons will push us TOWARD the ship..."
/ Crash: Don't fight it. Angle back and let the water help. / [[Crash holds the shield]]
/ Crash [[narrating]]: "Their cannons can't reach us under the ship, so then we can take advantage of the fact that gases expand when heated..." / [[Explosion]]
/ Crash [[narrating]]: "... And voila! We leave the Panty Pirate waiting for Triple-A while we go save Kit from the monkeys!"
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-02 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[The pirate ship loses a wheel & starts to fall -- right on a running Blue & Crash]]
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-03 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Our server problems (and your access problems) should be over! Our host is moving Blue Crash Kit to a new server with fewer accounts on it, and upping our bandwidth allocation. To commemorate the move, Shan has done a special exhibition piece expressing our frustration with the old situation.}} / [[Blue chewing on a server stack while Crash & Kit whisper in the background]]
/ Crash: Kit, what's Blue doing to the server stack?
/ Kit: I think he's trying to kill the internet. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-04 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: Okay... Pirates dealt with, Panty Pirate rescued, an' I'm ready to go pound on some Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys and rescue Kit. / Crash: Alright. Let's --
/ Were-Ferret [[off-panel]]: HEY! YOU GUYS! HEY! WAIT UP! / [[W.F. shows up, while Blue & Crash look pained]]
/ Were-Ferret: I can't let you fight alone, you know! If I wanna be your one and only arch-nemesis, I gotta help get rid of my competition!
/ Blue: Not her again... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-05 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash flying over Blue on motorcycle]]
/ Crash: How did you get rid of the Wereferret?
/ Blue: Sic'd her on the Panty Pirate. / Crash: Are you sure that's a good idea?
/ Blue: Heh, heh! Best I ever had... / [[Wereferret talking to Panty Pirate & mate]]
/ Wereferret: So you guys are real pirates? I play Puzzle Pirates, but it's not the same. What's it like being a pirate? Can I play with your parrot? Does it talk? Where did you get your ship? It's pretty neat! Do you like being a pirate? What about the eyepatch? Do you have a lazy eye? My cousin has a lazy eye and she hadda wear one. I read a book about famous pirates....... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-06 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue and Crash approach Maybe's headquarters]]
/ Blue: This must be it.
/ Crash: Shhh... Someone's coming! / [[A Cy-"Bjork" passes Blue & Crash]]
/ Blue: What the--
/ Crash: Be quiet! / Blue: I don't believe this!
/ Crash: Yeah-- They've got a Cy-BJORK? / Blue: Well, whatever. I'm just glad we got rid of the Panty Pirate and the Wereferret. They'd just get in the way once the fight starts. / [[Back on the Pirate ship...]]
/ Polly: Alright, crew! Now that the Wereferret's helped change the tire and told us about the real ninja menace, we can get under way! It's time for PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS!!!
/ Wereferret: Can I drive?
/ Polly: No. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-07 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue & Crash still hiding in the bushes]]
/ Crash: Hm... Now the problem is to get to the island without being seen.
/ Blue: You could fly us both across.
/ Crash: They'd see us. We need a better way. / Crash: I know! We'll swim across! Fortunately, I came prepared for just such an eventuality. / [[Blue & Crash in bikinis]]
/ Blue: Are you SURE this is the only swimsuit they had in my size?
/ Crash: Heh... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-08 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Blue: I won't pretend this will be easy. The island is filled with Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys... / Blue: Where the enemy is ruthless, we have to be more ruthless. Where he is strong, we have to be stronger. If we're going to rescue Kit, it's going to take all our skill. The most important things will be stealth and subtlety. Only by --
/ Polly [[off-panel]]: AHOY! / [[Pirate ship looms over Blue & Crash]]
/ Wereferret: We came ta help!
/ Polly: Yeah! Bring it on, you scurvy ninja dogs!
/ Crash: So much for stealth and subtlety.
/ Blue: How come we never get COOL allies? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-09 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Dancing pirates in the background, while Wereferret & Blue talk]]
/ Wereferret: Man! Look at all these pirates! And in their underpants, too! It's like some kinda' musical!
/ Blue: That'd be even worse! They're annoying enough NOT singing! / [[Polly & her parrot swing in on a rope]]
/ Parrot: *Squawk* Yo-hooo!
/ Polly [[singing]]: Oooooh, a pirate's life is the life for meeee..! / [[WF & Blue talking; the singing pirates are now swinging on ropes in the background]]
/ Pirates [[singing]]: We're Panty Pirates from across the seeeaaa!
/ Wereferret: You okay?
/ Blue: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-10 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Dr. Maybe looking out his window]]
/ Maybe: Singing pirates? Defeating MY Army of Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkeys? But how? / Maybe: Gather the rest of the -- What on earth do you think you're doing? / [[Maybe's Assistant shows up, dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow]]
/ Assistant: Sorry, boss, but it looks like the pirates are winning.
/ Maybe: But... You're not a pirate.
/ Assistant: I am now! Um... YARRR! Or something like that. http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-11 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | {{Fan Art Friday!
/ {{This week's fan art comes from Justin Kennard, aka Anubis from our forums. You can see more of his work at http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/oberonanduni/krakow/kiafullunsizeddesktop.jpg and http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/oberonanduni/krakow/guinesses-bedroom.png }} / [[Shan's drawing of Kit running]]
/ Meet Kit, your typical hyper, manic arctic fox as she runs headlong into... The Twilight Zone / [[3D Kit]]
/ Kit: Ummmmm now I'm feeling really weird / [[Kit looking at her hand]]
/ Kit: WOW! 3D, I wonder if.... / [[Kit feeling her breasts]]
/ Kit: Ohhh so that's how they look. I wonder what Crash and Blue would think... http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-12 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Maybe: Ssss... Unacceptable! Fortunately, I still have an ace in the hole... / Maybe: So, Miss Enigma, it's so good to see that you're still here. I trust that you've been suitably uncomfortable? / [[Kit still in the cage]]
/ Maybe: Our timetable's been advanced. It's time for your dye job and mind-control implants. Can you taste the irony, Miss Enigma? Is it bitter? Ah, to know that you're about to help me defeat your friends... Incidentally, do you think I over-do the whole monologue thing, or ist it just "super-villiany" enough? http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-13 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Tears roll down Joe-Bob's face]]
/ Joe-Bob: Ah might as well face it. Ah'm a failure as a Redneck Cyber Ninja Monkey. Ah cain't ninja fer beans. Even Doc Maybe says th' mind control implants have nothin' ta work with when it comes to the likes o' me.
/ < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-14 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Joe-Bob whips his head around]]
/ Dr. Maybe [[off-panel]]: UNIT JOE-BOB! / Dr. Maybe: The little spy you brought us seems to have jammed the nozzles to her cell. Until they're repaired, we can't begin her transformation. So far, Joe-Bob, you've been a major disappointment. I am, however, a fair man. I'm willing to give you one final chance to redeem yourself for all your bungling... / [[Kit in the cage]]
/ Maybe [[off-panel]]: I want you to climb up and start Miss Enigma's process of joinification manually! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-15 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue, Crash, & Wereferret fighting "borged" civiliams]]
/ Blue: Did they run out of ninjas, or did the pirates get 'em all.
/ Crash: Neither. / [[WF dodges a meat-cleaver]]
/ Crash [[off-panel]]: Whoever's in charge is throwing "borged-up" civilians at us because they know we'll be careful with them, which puts us at a disadvantage. / Crash: They're being controlled somehow. They're not the real enemy here!
/ WF: Yeah, well somebody tell THEM that! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-16 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | Maybe: We haven't all day, Unit Joe-Bob! Get up there and get to work! Just once! Just this one time in your whole miserable life... / [[Joe-Bob climbs to the top of the cage]]
/ Maybe [[off-panel]]: ...Try to do something right!
/ Joe-Bob: < http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-17 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Crash starting a fireball]]
/ Crash: If things are this bad out here, I hate to think what Kit must be going through right now! / [[Elephant-Kit rolls through a wall, scattering RCNMs]]
/ Kit: OH, YEEAAHHH! / [[Kit rolling-chasing Dr. Maybe & assistant (still in pirate costume)]]
/ Assistant: Faster! She's gaining on us!
/ Maybe: It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't sing that damn "Kool-Aid" song every time she breaks through another wall! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-18 |
| Blue Crash Kit-- Webcomic of champions. We love you more than cheese! | [[Blue fights cyborg'd civilian; Crash flying overhead]]
/ Cyborg'd Civilian: Destroy intruder, destroy intru-- / [[Cyborg'd Civilian stops fighting suddenly]]
/ Crash: All the cyborgs have stopped fighting! What do you think happened?
/ Civilian: Hey... Where am I? / [[Elephant-Kit rolls through another wall in pursuit of Maybe & assistant]]
/ Kit: Woo hoo! I'm bowlin' fer bad guys! http://bluecrashkit.com/index.php?date=2006-05-20 |