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Triangle and Robert #1	You call THIS a comic strip? / What are we supposed to BE? / I mean, honestly, if you can't draw, you have no business trying to write a comic strip. / I don't even have EYES! / Shut up or you're both going in the screen saver. / At least we'd be colored IN there! / Is this strip over yet? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1
Triangle and Robert #e1	Triangle. Triangle! / Another hiatus. Time is definitely failing. / I guess we did have a hiatus, but that's not / Oh... / The borders. We're in some sort of panel grid. / We are? Interesting. Minor, but it might be a clue. / You didn't even notice the grid? What are you talking about, then? / I can't... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?e1
Triangle and Robert #2	For Polyhedron's sake, either draw us right or let us out of this strip! / Who's Polyhedron? / What? I don't know. It must be some stupid expression the author came up with. / Well, rotate my vertices and call me a trapezoid! / HEEELLLP! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?2
Triangle and Robert #e2	Robert, stop scaring me. / I'm scared too. Cartoonist, what HAPPENED? / I don't know, exactly. I'm a character in this strip, not the author. / Huh? / Then who's the author? / Until that last hiatus, I was identical with the author. I haven't always synced up in every fact, but my identity and my emotional... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?e2
Triangle and Robert #3	Just us, here, alone. No background, no props, no other characters... / I'm hungry / Not only didn't you give us any food, you didn't even put in the ten seconds' worth of effort it would take to give us mouths! / I think I also need to go to the bathroom. / OK, I guess I really should give you food.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?3
Triangle and Robert #e3	You were just writing a comic strip, Cartoonist, You have nothing to atone. / Maybe not to atone, but I do have an obligation to help my fellow beings, and that means fixing things where possible. / I can't wave a deus ex machina and make everything better. I'm still bound by the characterization I'm... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?e3
Triangle and Robert #4	He gives us a single 'm' to eat and we still don't have mouths. / Or hands. / So now what? / Soccer? / No way you're getting past me, rhombus-boy! / We'll see. / And so our heroes find something in common at last. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?4
Triangle and Robert #5	What the toroid was that last narration supposed to mean? / It had absolutely nothing to do with what we did! / I needed to say something. / No you didn't. / This is your first comic strip, isn't it. / Well, duh. / Hey! Idiot! We're down here! / Why can't I live a normal life like any other rhombus? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?5

Triangle and Robert #6	Do you understand? We are going to STARVE to DEATH if you don't draw mouths on us. / And I'm still pretty sure I'm allergic to chocolate anyway. / Fine. I'll give you mouths. But only open them when you absolutely have to; I'm not drawing them every pane. / Gee. Thanks. / And what about some food I can... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?6
Triangle and Robert #7	Hey! These things are pretty good! / Don't rub it in, Triangle. I still need food. / Okay. I think I've found some clip art you can eat. Here. / Uh... / That's not food. / Wow. I really suck. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?7
Triangle and Robert #8	Okay, I found a way to feed you guys. / It's about time. Robert's nearly dead. / Erg... / That's it? / It's this or a rectangle with the word "SPAM" on it. / Any good? / Tastes like paper. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?8
Triangle and Robert #9	Doesn't it worry you that the only foods you know to draw are fattening? / I feel like a blimp. / No, I'm not worried. I figure you'll burn off the calories on your next wacky adventure. / Wacky? / Adventure? / Yup. Pack your crudely-drawn trunks, we're going to a crudely-drawn version of Aruba! / No we're... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?9
Triangle and Robert #10	So here we are, stranded in a desolate comic strip with no hope of rescue. / Any ideas? / As far as I can figure, the only thing we can do is have some sort of hilarious misadventure. / Ever done that before? / No. I was kind of hoping you'd know how. / Maybe check the yellow pages? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?10

Triangle and Robert #11	No, nothing in the phone book under "Zaniness" either. / I can't think of any other categories to try. / Maybe we should go to the library and find a book on wacky adventures. / Makes sense. / Little do they know it, but Triangle and Robert's trip to the library is soon to become the most bizarre experience... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?11
Triangle and Robert #12	Howdy, new neighbors! Name's Cube. If you ever need anything, anything at all, don't hesitate to ask. / Could you tell us how to get to the library? / Why sure, I'd be happy as a parabola to. Go down the way you're headed, take a left at the third stop sign, then go 'til you see a big cylinder on your... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?12
Triangle and Robert #13	And now we take a left here... / You sure it wasn't that other left? / Not really, but I seem to remember him saying the third left. / I'm gonna go try the other one. / And then look for the big cylindrcal "For Sale" sign... Oh! Excuse me, miss, can you tell me how to get to the library? / The library... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?13
Triangle and Robert #14	I knew it was around here somewhere. / Can I help you? / Yes, I'm hoping to find some information on having wacky adventures. / Third stack on the left, top shelf. / This one looks perfect. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?14
Triangle and Robert #15	Hmm... this looks useful... Bakeries... assembly lines... Got it... animal costumes... quirky girlfriend... / Excuse me, sir. Could you please read more quietly? / Oh. Sorry. / Electrical outlets... Fear of heights... I think I'm getting this! / Sir, your thought bubble... could you turn it down just... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?15

Triangle and Robert #16	Turn down my thought bubble? / You were thinking much too loudly. This is a library, you know. / Oh. Sorry. .. ... ....... ... ... .... .... .... ... . .... ..... ... .. ... . ..... . ..... ... ... ... .. ... ....... / Thank you. That's much better. / BETTER? I can't hear myself think now! / I'm afraid... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?16
Triangle and Robert #17	And don't you DARE come back! / Don't worry, I won't! / Fortunately, I learned all I needed to. Now to put my newfound knowledge of the comic-strip lifestyle to use. / Excuse me, sir. Do you know where I can get parts for hare-brained inventions? / Why, sure. You go down that way, take the second right... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?17
Triangle and Robert #18	It seems no one around here knows how to give clear directions. Oh well, I'll just wander around randomly. Adventure should be sure to follow, I think. / Hmm, tough choice. What's funnier, ghosts or pudding? / Mmm... this could take a while, folks. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?18
Triangle and Robert #19	So. Miss... uh... what's your name? / I? I am nameless. I am but a messenger of Fate. / And where are we going? / We travel to the places between places, to where when and where are meaningless. / Oh. And when will we get there? / What did I just finish saying? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?19
Triangle and Robert #20	Would you mind telling me what's going on? / That is a tale from before time itself, and I am not the one to tell it. / Uh huh. Is there anything you can tell me? / An interesting question. It will take some thought. / Well? / No. The answer is certainly no. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?20

Triangle and Robert #21	I'm getting tired. How much further is it? / No further. We are here. / This is it? I don't see anything. / ... You don't? / Sorry, that's my fault. I don't know how to draw what lies beyond the very concepts of time and space. / Big surprise. You don't know how to draw a bowl of fruit. / Anyway, it's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?21
Triangle and Robert #22	Well. So, this is what lies outside reality. / And now behold... your universe in its infancy. / Where? / Darn it.... / Listen, lady... messenger of fate, whatever... I'm not even going to attempt to draw the birth of a universe. You're gonna have to describe it to him. / This just isn't worth it.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?22
Triangle and Robert #23	Look, just forget about it. The time came for your destiny to be revealed, I pulled you out of time and into the void between realities.... / That was my job. After that, you were supposed to have a vision showing you the history of your universe and the reason for your existence. All I had to do was... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?23
Triangle and Robert #24	I'm just gonna take off now if you don't mind. / So, just to recap... I'm alone in a mystic realm beyond reality, with no idea what I'm supposed to do or how to get back. I wonder how Robert's doing. / Pudding's funnier... or are ghosts funnier? ... or is pudding funnier... CURSE YOU, WORLD, FOR FORCING... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?24
Triangle and Robert #25	Pudding... ghosts. Pudding... ghosts. / It'd be great if there was a way to combine pudding AND ghosts in a single adventure. / I've got it! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?25

Triangle and Robert #26	Adventure awaits! / Fear me! FEAR ME! I am Orpuddex, guardian of the Pudding Factory of the Dead! FEAR ME! / Alright! I'm fearing! I'm fearing! / Just one question... / Say your piece, mortal. / Are you supposed to be a ghost or a blob of pudding? / SILENCE! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?26
Triangle and Robert #27	NONE SHALL TAUNT ORPUDDEX AND LIVE! / Taunt? No, I, uh... I had no wish to offend. I asked purely out of curiosity. / Then you truly desire to hear my tale? It has been long since any have been willing to listen. / Um. Yeah, sure, why not. / My story begins when the cosmos itself was young and the universe... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?27
Triangle and Robert #28	As I was saying, the universe was no more than a mass of pudding and I... / What flavor? / What? / The universe. What flavor was it? / Universe-flavored. What you mortals call "butterscotch". / Yummy. Okay, go on. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?28
Triangle and Robert #29	As I was saying, my story begins when the cosmos was young. The Beforings called me into being as a Pudding-Watcher. / The... a... / Beforings. Pudding-Watcher. Are you so ignorant of the origins of your universe? / Apparently. / Go read this then come back. / OK, see ya. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?29
Triangle and Robert #30	Looks pretty thick.... I'd better start now if I want to understand the nature of the universe. / Fortunately for me, I don't want to understand the nature of the universe. / Come back, mortal! It grows so lonely with none to tell my story to. Come back... come back... I'll summarize it for you! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?30

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