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| Issue 1, Page 1 | [[Interior: office building. It is dark inside. There are rows of cubicles, only one is lit up]]
/ Caption: Downtown Edgewater
/ Caption: A monkey sits alone / [[Close-up, Jimmy's face]]
/ Jimmy: Calling in just the monkey to work on Saturday? That's racist! Or specist. Whatever the word is, my day could... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20090831 |
| Issue 1, Page 2 | [[INTERIOR: Hammer's Bedroom]]
/ [[Close up of alarm clock. The time is 7:00. Music has started to play.]]
/ Narration: Elsewhere... / [[Hammer is asleep on a bare matress. He is wearing nothing but heart boxers. The room is a mess. There are piles of dirty laundry.]]
/ Narration: Jack "The Hammer" Alexander... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20090904 |
| Issue 1, Page 3 | [[Hammer leaves his house]]
/ Hammer: Ugh. Hangover. I've got to stop drinking when I have to work the next day. / [[Hammer in a silver pickup, driving to work]]
/ Hammer: At least it should be a pretty slow day. Probably go all shift with no fires. / [[Hammer pulls into the parking lot for the firestation.... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20090907 |
| Issue 2, Page 8 | [[Exterior of Hanging Chad's Gasoline - Cloudy evening]]
/ Jimmy (as narrator): I don't like Chad.
/ Jimmy (as narrator): He and Libby met in college. She studied Political Science. He mainly studied beer kegs.
/ Jimmy (as narrator): Whe she moved up here to marry me he followed her. He got a job at the... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20091214 |
| Issue 3, Page 8 | [[Chad opens door and begins to walk outside]]
/ Chad: Please. I'll do whatever you want. Just don't tell anybody I'm a ballerina.
/ Hammer: What? / [[Daydream of Chad in a pink tutu]] / Chad: A ballerina. I take classes tuesday nights. I thought you said you knew.
/ Hammer: Oh, that was a bluff. I was... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20100326 |
| Issue 3, Page 9 and 10 | [[Outside gas station, Hammer, talking to Chad again]]
/ Hammer: I knew you didn't sleep with my wife. She may let monkeys feel her up, but she has SOME standards...
/ Chad: Oh, we totally had sex. Just not last night. / [[Three successive close ups of hammers face. Each panel larger than the last, each... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20100402 |
| Issue 3, Page 11 | [[Hammer walks back to Malicious Mongoose]] / [[interor: pub. Hammer goes to table, but finds it empty and sees one chair askew. There is a small bit of blood]] / [[Hammer is talking to bartender at the bar]]
/ Hammer: Did you see a woman and a monkey leave here?
/ Bartender: Yeah, I saw bigfoot leave... http://jimmyandthehammer.com/index.php?date=20100409 |
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