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|Issue 1, Page 1||[[Interior: office building. It is dark inside. There are rows of cubicles, only one is lit up]] / Caption: Downtown Edgewater / Caption: A monkey sits alone / [[Close-up, Jimmy's face]] / Jimmy: Calling in just the monkey to work on Saturday? That's racist! Or specist. Whatever the word is, my day could...|
|Issue 1, Page 2||[[INTERIOR: Hammer's Bedroom]] / [[Close up of alarm clock. The time is 7:00. Music has started to play.]] / Narration: Elsewhere... / [[Hammer is asleep on a bare matress. He is wearing nothing but heart boxers. The room is a mess. There are piles of dirty laundry.]] / Narration: Jack "The Hammer" Alexander...|
|Issue 1, Page 3||[[Hammer leaves his house]] / Hammer: Ugh. Hangover. I've got to stop drinking when I have to work the next day. / [[Hammer in a silver pickup, driving to work]] / Hammer: At least it should be a pretty slow day. Probably go all shift with no fires. / [[Hammer pulls into the parking lot for the firestation....|
|Issue 2, Page 8||[[Exterior of Hanging Chad's Gasoline - Cloudy evening]] / Jimmy (as narrator): I don't like Chad. / Jimmy (as narrator): He and Libby met in college. She studied Political Science. He mainly studied beer kegs. / Jimmy (as narrator): Whe she moved up here to marry me he followed her. He got a job at the...|
|Issue 3, Page 8||[[Chad opens door and begins to walk outside]] / Chad: Please. I'll do whatever you want. Just don't tell anybody I'm a ballerina. / Hammer: What? / [[Daydream of Chad in a pink tutu]] / Chad: A ballerina. I take classes tuesday nights. I thought you said you knew. / Hammer: Oh, that was a bluff. I was...|
|Issue 3, Page 9 and 10||[[Outside gas station, Hammer, talking to Chad again]] / Hammer: I knew you didn't sleep with my wife. She may let monkeys feel her up, but she has SOME standards... / Chad: Oh, we totally had sex. Just not last night. / [[Three successive close ups of hammers face. Each panel larger than the last, each...|
|Issue 3, Page 11||[[Hammer walks back to Malicious Mongoose]] / [[interor: pub. Hammer goes to table, but finds it empty and sees one chair askew. There is a small bit of blood]] / [[Hammer is talking to bartender at the bar]] / Hammer: Did you see a woman and a monkey leave here? / Bartender: Yeah, I saw bigfoot leave...|
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