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| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2013/05/08/if-we-hearse-now-we-wont-have-to-do-it-again-later/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A housepetscomic%2FNsPL %28Housepets%21%29&utm_content=Google Feedfetcher">http://housepetscomic.com/2013/05/08/if-we-hearse-now-we-wont-have-to-do-it-again-later/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A housepetscomic%2FNsPL %28Housepets%21%29&utm_content=Google Feedfetcher | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/02/when-boredom-strikes">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/02/when-boredom-strikes | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/04/mission-cleanliness">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/04/mission-cleanliness | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/09/negotiations-break-down">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/09/negotiations-break-down | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/11/it-gets-worse">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/11/it-gets-worse | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/18/you-all-just-lost">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/18/you-all-just-lost | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - The Game I Mean | {{Title: The Game I Mean}} / [[Peanut stirs the sleeping beast]]
/ Peanut: Grape! Grape! Wake up!
/ Grape: What the -- am I wearing a sign that says 'PLEASE DISTURB' or something?! I would not be surprised actually. / [[Peanut has tears welling in his eyes; Grape rubs her own eyes looking very irritated... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/20/the-game-i-mean/ |
| Housepets! - The Game I Mean | {{Title: The Game I Mean}} / [[Peanut stirs the sleeping beast]]
/ Peanut: Grape! Grape! Wake up!
/ Grape: What the -- am I wearing a sign that says 'PLEASE DISTURB' or something?! I would not be surprised actually. / [[Peanut has tears welling in his eyes; Grape rubs her own eyes looking very irritated... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/20/the-game-i-mean/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/25/you-cannot-win">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/25/you-cannot-win | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - I Said No Escape | {{Title: I Said No Escape}} / [[Grape looks down from the tree she' been chased up, contemplating her options. The dogs shout at her from below.]]
/ Dogs: BURN THE HEATHEN! BLASPHEMER! SOMEBODY GET A CHAINSAW!
/ Grape: I wonder if I could live off squirrels for the rest of my life. Like, threaten them... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/27/i-said-no-escape/ |
| Housepets! - I Said No Escape | {{Title: I Said No Escape}} / [[Grape looks down from the tree she' been chased up, contemplating her options. The dogs shout at her from below.]]
/ Dogs: BURN THE HEATHEN! BLASPHEMER! SOMEBODY GET A CHAINSAW!
/ Grape: I wonder if I could live off squirrels for the rest of my life. Like, threaten them... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/27/i-said-no-escape/ |
| Housepets! - Okay Fine Some Escape | {{Title: Okay Fine Some Escape}} / [[Grape is still up the tree, clinging to it while the dogs prepare to cut her down]]
/ Dog: Renounce your ways, cheater!
/ Grape: Never!
/ Dog: Give him the chainsaw! / [[The tree shakes as the dogs cut it down]]
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/30/okay-fine-some-escape/ |
| Housepets! - Okay Fine Some Escape | {{Title: Okay Fine Some Escape}} / [[Grape is still up the tree, clinging to it while the dogs prepare to cut her down]]
/ Dog: Renounce your ways, cheater!
/ Grape: Never!
/ Dog: Give him the chainsaw! / [[The tree shakes as the dogs cut it down]]
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2008/06/30/okay-fine-some-escape/ |
| Housepets! - Funny You Should Ask | {{Title: Funny You Should Ask}} / [[Peanut sits at home with his nose in a book. The door opens.]]
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/02/funny-you-should-ask/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/14/misunderstood-artist">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/14/misunderstood-artist | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Ostracize Doesn't Mean To Turn Into An Ostrich | {{Title: Ostracize Doesn't Mean To Turn Into An Ostrich}} / [[An embarrassed Peanut confronts Grape, clutching his drawing in one hand; Grape regards him with skepticism, her arms folded across her chest]]
/ Peanut: Come on, Grape, you can't read that much into a picture, can you?
/ Grape: It's rather... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/16/ostracize-doesnt-mean-to-turn-into-an-ostrich/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/19/a-cat-isnt-fine-either">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/19/a-cat-isnt-fine-either | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Pushing The PG Rating IN YOUR MIND | {{Title: Pushing the PG Rating IN YOUR MIND}} / [[Peanut holds his drawing; a blushing Joey stands opposite him, clasping his hands together]]
/ Joey: Peanut? C-Can I have a look at your picture?
/ Peanut: Joey? You're a cat lover? / [[Embarrassed, Peanut hands over the drawing to Joey, who is smiling]]
/ Peanut:... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/28/pushing-the-pg-rating-in-your-mind/ |
| Housepets! - Hey Dude | {{Title: Hey Dude}} / [[Peanut appears agitated; Joey is rolling his eyes]]
/ Peanut: What was that? WHAT WAS THAT?! Do you even listen to the words coming out of your mouth?
/ Joey: Oh please, Peanut, don't be like Bino and the others; it's just a fantasy. / Peanut: AN EXTREMELY DISTURBING ONE. What... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/07/30/hey-dude/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/01/anise-is-like-catnip-but-for-dogs">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/01/anise-is-like-catnip-but-for-dogs | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/04/curveball-outta-nowhere">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/04/curveball-outta-nowhere | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/06/i-planned-this-joke-for-an-awful-long-time">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/06/i-planned-this-joke-for-an-awful-long-time | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - I Swear It's Platonic | {{Title: I Swear It's Platonic}} / Grape: Look, it doesn't even matter that I'm female, I'm still Grape. And to pull a neat little parallel, it doesn't matter if you like cats but not in that way, you're still Peanut. / [[Grape smiles reassuringly and rests her hand upon Peanut's shoulder; Peanut opens... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/08/i-swear-its-platonic/ |
| Housepets! - Don't Shoot | {{Title: Don't Shoot}} / [[A dark room with a single window. Two voices converse in the darkness, but the speakers are not seen]]
/ Voice 1: Forget about the pantry, that's all junk.
/ Voice 2: There's food in there! There is!
/ Voice 1: Well I've never seen any. / Voice 2: I heard you need a thing called... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/11/dont-shoot/ |
| Housepets! - Stick Em Up | {{Title: Stick Em Up}} / [[Grape and the raccoons stare at each other in mutual surprise]]
/ Grape: RACCOONS!
/ Raccoons: CAT! / [[One of the raccoons threateningly brandishes his claws at Grape]]
/ Raccoon: DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES! W-We're just here for your trash. / [[Grape discreetly reaches off-panel... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/13/stick-em-up/ |
| Housepets! - A Minor Flaw | {{Title: A Minor Flaw}} / [[Grape peeks through the door into the Sandwich bedroom]]
/ Grape: Mom? Dad?
/ Mr. Sandwich: Guh -- Grape? What was all that racket? / Grape: I caught some raccoons messing with our garbage.
/ Mr. Sandwich: Oh no, they got inside? / Grape: Don't worry, I got rid of them and... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/15/a-minor-flaw/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/18/yup-hes-over-it">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/18/yup-hes-over-it | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - I Have Decided To Start A New Comic | [[Peanut's drawing book, lined sheets of paper with badly drawn images and overly descriptive tags on them.]]
/ [[Spot (superdog) is drawn in a heroic pose, cape fluttering behind him and his right fist in the air.]]
/ Caption: The adventures of Spot!
/ Caption: (superdog) / [[The inside of a bank. A dalmatian... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/20/i-have-decided-to-start-a-new-comic/ |
| Housepets! - Whoops My Freudian Slipped | [[Peanut's drawing book. Spot (superdog) is drawn in a confident pose.]]
/ Caption: The adventures of Spot!
/ Text: Spot is the bravest of all the dogs, and is more powerful than even the humans! / [[Pictures of Spot (superdog) punching holes, flying and breathing fire.]]
/ Text: He can fly, punch through... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/22/whoops-my-freudian-slipped/ |
| Housepets! - The Loyal Order | [[Bino is standing in front of the Good Ol' Dogs' Club's members, reading the agenda. The rest of the dogs are chatting away in the background.]]
/ Bino: The Good Ol' Dogs' Club is called to order.
/ Dog 1: I was under the assumption we divide everything by seven..
/ Dog 2: Did you catch the game last night?
/ Dog... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/25/the-loyal-order/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/27/its-a-dog-thing">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/27/its-a-dog-thing | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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