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| Housepets! - It%u2019s A Pet Friendly Neighborhood | [[Grape walks past a window looking out on the street.]]
/ Grape: Ugh, something interesting needs to happen around here and fast ... / [[Grape has walked off-panel, the window shows a few pets running along the street.]] / [[The window shows a lot more pets running along the street.]] / [[Grape comes... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/08/29/its-a-pet-friendly-neighborhood/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/01/a-breed-apart">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/01/a-breed-apart | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Our Sacred Duty | [[Ryan is driving the car, while Fido is talking from the back seat, off-panel.]]
/ Ryan: This is our exit. Are you excited to be back home?
/ Fido: I could use the rest. Hunting squeaky toys and attacking people with thick clothing is tiring work. / Ryan: I bet your brothers will be happy to see you.
/ Fido:... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/03/our-sacred-duty/ |
| Housepets! - The Universal Constant | [[Ryan is driving the car while Fido is talking from the back seat, off-panel.]]
/ Fido: ... and then there was his 'rampant zoning' issue ...
/ Ryan: I get the picture. I'm just wondering why Jake never brought it up. / Fido: Relentless shame?
/ Ryan: I don't know, he was more than willing to talk about... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/05/the-universal-constant/ |
| Housepets! - She%u2019s Not The Best One To Ask | [[Sasha is decorating the place, approaching Bino. A table with dog bowls and dog food can be seen in the background.]]
/ Sasha: Hey Bino, could you help us out here? I think we don't have enough paper ribbons up yet.
/ Bino: Uh, hello? Weren't we doing a thing? That's important? / Sasha: This is important!... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/08/shes-not-the-best-one-to-ask/ |
| Housepets! - An Understandable Mistake To Make | [[Sasha and Bino are still at the prepared party. Bino turns around to leave.]]
/ Sasha: Bino, what are you doing? These dogs and that one cat are all here to see your brother.
/ Sasha: Don't ruin this for them.
/ Bino: Sorry Sasha, someone has to put them in their place.
/ Bino: Me. I have to put them... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/10/an-understandable-mistake-to-make/ |
| Housepets! - Mmm Foot Flavored Speech | [[Bino stands up before the crowd in the spotlight, pointing at the dogs.]]
/ Bino: Everyone listen up! That means you! And you!
/ Bino: Grape, what are you even doing here?
/ Grape (off): I like the taste of dog biscuits, so sue me. / Bino: I seriously can't believe you guys can get this worked up over... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/12/mmm-foot-flavored-speech/ |
| Housepets! - Shut Up We%u2019re Trying To Praise You | [[All the dogs run forward, trying to touch or hug Fido, who is trying to keep his distance. In the background, Sasha's sign can be seen.]]
/ Sasha: Fido, look at my sign!
/ Fido: Woah, okay, let's not get too excited guys, I -- ACK!
/ Dog 1: It's Fido!
/ Dog 2: I love you Fido!
/ Dog 3: Who did your headfur... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/15/shut-up-were-trying-to-praise-you/ |
| Housepets! - The Nerve Of Him | [[Fido silences the crowd with a big gesture.]]
/ Fido: **GUYS SERIOUSLY!** / [[Fido rubs his eye with one paw, looking as if he's having a headache. The crowd is staring at him.]]
/ Fido: Are you all **nuts**? What did I do to deserve something like this? I joined the academy cause helping people is... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/17/the-nerve-of-him/ |
| Housepets! - Grape Solves Another Problem With Violence | [[Grape watches Bino talking himself into a frenzy, while she still munches dog biscuits.]]
/ Bino: Don't you see? He's trying to win you over by playing up the humility angle!
/ Bino: **Don't buy it!** It's just another trick of his, oh yes, he's planned this from the start. / [[Grape reaches for something... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/19/grape-solves-another-problem-with-violence/ |
| Housepets! - The Lampshades Were Party Favors | [[Peanut is lying on the couch at home, reading a book. Grape enters, wearing a lampshade on her head.]]
/ Grape: Hey Peanut, you missed a great party.
/ Peanut: Who cares? Stupid dumb Good Ol' Dogs' Club doesn't let me in anymore.
/ Peanut: They're stupid **and** dumb.
/ Peanut: And fat. / [[Peanut looks... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/22/the-lampshades-were-party-favors/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/24/bino-stars-as-colonel-klink">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/24/bino-stars-as-colonel-klink | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/26/goodnight-everybody">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/26/goodnight-everybody | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/29/the-draft-title-was-eat-cheese-and-die">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/09/29/the-draft-title-was-eat-cheese-and-die | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Behold, The Power Of Che | {{Title: Behold, The Power of Che}} / [[Panicked Peanut yells, with both hands up for amplification, at Grape who is off screen on top of the fridge. Her hand comes down in a surprised motion.]]
/ Peanut: GRAAAAAAPE! WAKE UP!
/ Grape: WHAT THE CHRISTMAS
/ I AM SLEEPING YOU LUG
/ Well... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/01/behold-the-power-of-che/ |
| Housepets! - Stop The Revolution I Want To Get Off | {{Title: Stop The Revolution I Want To Get Off}} / [[Grape (looking annoyed) is surrounded by the crowd of mice. Karl-Lenin Faust still brandishes his megaphone.]]
/ Faust: Attention, Capitalist Cat!
/ Grape: I'll have you know that my political views lean towards communal anarchy.
/ Faust: Silence! / [[Close... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/03/stop-the-revolution-i-want-to-get-off/ |
| Housepets! - Ode On A Catnap | [[Grape is lying in her cat bed. Peanut is standing next to the bed, reciting a poem.]]
/ Peanut: Behold now the housecat, the fearsome-elect! She's not quite a tiger as one would expect. / [[Peanut points his open paws at the sleeping Grape.]]
/ Peanut: Yet while they sleep, and they dream of their fishes,... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/06/ode-on-a-kitty-tummy/ |
| Housepets! - Philosophical Quandaries Must Wait | [[Peanut is pulling a Radio Flyer wagon with Grape sitting inside along into the forest. The town can be seen on the background.]]
/ Peanut: We really need some steeper hills around here. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/08/philosophical-quandaries-must-wait/ |
| Housepets! - Scientific Progress Goes Zonk | [[Grape watches Peanut, who sits under a cardboard box.]]
/ Grape: What did you have in mind for today?
/ Peanut: Science project! This right here is a teleporter.
/ Peanut: It doesn't have a box for the 'out' side yet but I thought I'd get the testing under way. / [[Peanut puts the box completely over... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/10/scientific-progress-goes-zonk/ |
| Housepets! - Have Leash Will Travel | [[Mr. Sandwich stands next to Peanut and Grape. Peanut looks excited, Grape not so much.]]
/ Mr. Sandwich: Hey, would either of you guys like to go to the zoo today?
/ Peanut: Yay!
/ Grape: Not me! / [[Grape closeup.]]
/ Grape: Not while they have that dumb leash ordinance! They let mentally deficient children... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/13/have-leash-will-travel/ |
| Housepets! - You Mean She %u201COtter%u201D Be | [[Peanut is looking over the wall to the otter pen. Tarmac and Gambit are inside, Tarmac bathing and Gambit sitting on a log.]]
/ Peanut: Hey Tarmac, Gambit!
/ Tarmac and Gambit: Hey Peanut! / Peanut: How are my favorite river otters?
/ Tarmac: Couldn't be better! In fact, they just brought in a female... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/17/you-mean-she-otter-be/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/20/kangaroos-loose-in-the-top-paddock">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/20/kangaroos-loose-in-the-top-paddock | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - In Touch With The Ground | [[Grape and Peanut at the wolf pen. Sleeping wolves in the foreground. Peanut cheers.]]
/ Grape: And we're at the wolf pen.
/ Peanut: Yaaaaaay!
/ Wolf: **Argh keep it down**. We've been entertaining all mornning. / [[Nothing happens.]] / [[Nothing happens.]] / Peanut: I can wait.
/ Grape: It's like my... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/22/in-touch-with-the-ground/ |
| Housepets! - Related To Killer Whales | [[Peanut and Grape at the dolphin tank.]]
/ Peanut: Hey Grape, i the dolphins are underwater, how come I can hear them?
/ Grape: That's because dolphins communicate through telepathy.
/ Dolphin: Fish.
/ Dolphin: Fish.
/ Dolphin: Fish.
/ Dolphin: Fish.
/ Dolphin: Fish. / [[Grape turns to leave.]]
/ Peanut: Wow!
/ Grape:... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/24/related-to-killer-whales/ |
| Housepets! - Thus Grape Zarathustra | [[Peanut and Grape are walking along, Peanut reading his zoo map. A sign reading "PRIMATES" is in the background.]]
/ Peanut: Say, did you want to go to the ape house?
/ Grape: Absolutely not! It's the worst-smelling place imaginable, **and** they're always doing the same thing. / [[Picture of a couple... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/27/thus-grape-zarathustra/ |
| Housepets! - Gourmet Buffet | [[Grape is standing in front of the aviary, arguing with a zookeeper. She points to a sign that reads: "AVIARY - NO EATING - $2500 FINE - PER INCIDENT PLUS RESTITUTION"]]
/ Grape: I can **read** the sign; why can't I go in?
/ Zookeeper: Administration ordered it, Miss--the birds were threatening to un... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/29/gourmet-buffet/ |
| Housepets! - Because He%u2019s Allergic You See | [[Halloween, Tiger, Marvin, Grape, Sasha and Peanut are standing in costumes on the street, looking into their treat bags.]]
/ Marvin as pirate: I got a marble!
/ Grape as devil: I got a piece of flint!
/ Sasha as withc: I got a bone!
/ Peanut with a blanket with holes draped over him: I got a chocolate... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/10/31/because-hes-allergic-you-see/ |
| Housepets! - Wait Where Did He Get A Computer | [[Peanut looks through a wire-fence into the Fox pen. Silverbolt inside looks annoyed.]]
/ Peanut: Hey Silverbolt, how have things been?
/ Silverbolt: Terrible! The new guy will just not let up! / [[Karishad, the new guy, is adjusting the ears of an arctic fox.]]
/ Karishad: Hold on, my TV's getting snowy. / [[Karishad... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/03/wait-where-did-he-get-a-computer/ |
| Housepets! - Do Not Taunt The Animals | Grape: Ooh, the reptile house.
/ Peanut: Only marginally above the insects in level of interest. / [[Peanut walks past a reptile display with a small snake in it. Peanut looks over his shoulder at the snake.]]
/ Snake: Hey! I heard that, bub!
/ Peanut: Well what are you going to do? You're tiny and stuck... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/05/do-not-taunt-the-animals/ |
| Housepets! - They Have An Edge Because They%u2019re Literate | Mr. Sandwich: Alright guys, it's getting late; we'd better get on home.
/ Peanut, Grape: Aww, but Da-ad!
/ Peanut: We've barely seen all our friends, and we just kind rushed through the jungle house, and what about all the bovids?
/ Grape: Or the bears, I didn't even get to say hi! / [[Mr. Sandwich ruffles... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/07/they-have-an-edge-because-theyre-literate/ |
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