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Housepets! - It%u2019s A Pet Friendly Neighborhood [[Grape walks past a window looking out on the street.]] / Grape: Ugh, something interesting needs to happen around here and fast ... / [[Grape has walked off-panel, the window shows a few pets running along the street.]] / [[The window shows a lot more pets running along the street.]] / [[Grape comes...
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Housepets! - Our Sacred Duty [[Ryan is driving the car, while Fido is talking from the back seat, off-panel.]] / Ryan: This is our exit. Are you excited to be back home? / Fido: I could use the rest. Hunting squeaky toys and attacking people with thick clothing is tiring work. / Ryan: I bet your brothers will be happy to see you. / Fido:...
Housepets! - The Universal Constant [[Ryan is driving the car while Fido is talking from the back seat, off-panel.]] / Fido: ... and then there was his 'rampant zoning' issue ... / Ryan: I get the picture. I'm just wondering why Jake never brought it up. / Fido: Relentless shame? / Ryan: I don't know, he was more than willing to talk about...
Housepets! - She%u2019s Not The Best One To Ask [[Sasha is decorating the place, approaching Bino. A table with dog bowls and dog food can be seen in the background.]] / Sasha: Hey Bino, could you help us out here? I think we don't have enough paper ribbons up yet. / Bino: Uh, hello? Weren't we doing a thing? That's important? / Sasha: This is important!...
 
Housepets! - An Understandable Mistake To Make [[Sasha and Bino are still at the prepared party. Bino turns around to leave.]] / Sasha: Bino, what are you doing? These dogs and that one cat are all here to see your brother. / Sasha: Don't ruin this for them. / Bino: Sorry Sasha, someone has to put them in their place. / Bino: Me. I have to put them...
Housepets! - Mmm Foot Flavored Speech [[Bino stands up before the crowd in the spotlight, pointing at the dogs.]] / Bino: Everyone listen up! That means you! And you! / Bino: Grape, what are you even doing here? / Grape (off): I like the taste of dog biscuits, so sue me. / Bino: I seriously can't believe you guys can get this worked up over...
Housepets! - Shut Up We%u2019re Trying To Praise You [[All the dogs run forward, trying to touch or hug Fido, who is trying to keep his distance. In the background, Sasha's sign can be seen.]] / Sasha: Fido, look at my sign! / Fido: Woah, okay, let's not get too excited guys, I -- ACK! / Dog 1: It's Fido! / Dog 2: I love you Fido! / Dog 3: Who did your headfur...
Housepets! - The Nerve Of Him [[Fido silences the crowd with a big gesture.]] / Fido: **GUYS SERIOUSLY!** / [[Fido rubs his eye with one paw, looking as if he's having a headache. The crowd is staring at him.]] / Fido: Are you all **nuts**? What did I do to deserve something like this? I joined the academy cause helping people is...
Housepets! - Grape Solves Another Problem With Violence [[Grape watches Bino talking himself into a frenzy, while she still munches dog biscuits.]] / Bino: Don't you see? He's trying to win you over by playing up the humility angle! / Bino: **Don't buy it!** It's just another trick of his, oh yes, he's planned this from the start. / [[Grape reaches for something...
 
Housepets! - The Lampshades Were Party Favors [[Peanut is lying on the couch at home, reading a book. Grape enters, wearing a lampshade on her head.]] / Grape: Hey Peanut, you missed a great party. / Peanut: Who cares? Stupid dumb Good Ol' Dogs' Club doesn't let me in anymore. / Peanut: They're stupid **and** dumb. / Peanut: And fat. / [[Peanut looks...
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Housepets! - Behold, The Power Of Che {{Title: Behold, The Power of Che}} / [[Panicked Peanut yells, with both hands up for amplification, at Grape who is off screen on top of the fridge. Her hand comes down in a surprised motion.]] / Peanut: GRAAAAAAPE! WAKE UP! / Grape: WHAT THE CHRISTMAS / I AM SLEEPING YOU LUG / Well...
 
Housepets! - Stop The Revolution I Want To Get Off {{Title: Stop The Revolution I Want To Get Off}} / [[Grape (looking annoyed) is surrounded by the crowd of mice. Karl-Lenin Faust still brandishes his megaphone.]] / Faust: Attention, Capitalist Cat! / Grape: I'll have you know that my political views lean towards communal anarchy. / Faust: Silence! / [[Close...
Housepets! - Ode On A Catnap [[Grape is lying in her cat bed. Peanut is standing next to the bed, reciting a poem.]] / Peanut: Behold now the housecat, the fearsome-elect! She's not quite a tiger as one would expect. / [[Peanut points his open paws at the sleeping Grape.]] / Peanut: Yet while they sleep, and they dream of their fishes,...
Housepets! - Philosophical Quandaries Must Wait [[Peanut is pulling a Radio Flyer wagon with Grape sitting inside along into the forest. The town can be seen on the background.]] / Peanut: We really need some steeper hills around here.
Housepets! - Scientific Progress Goes Zonk [[Grape watches Peanut, who sits under a cardboard box.]] / Grape: What did you have in mind for today? / Peanut: Science project! This right here is a teleporter. / Peanut: It doesn't have a box for the 'out' side yet but I thought I'd get the testing under way. / [[Peanut puts the box completely over...
Housepets! - Have Leash Will Travel [[Mr. Sandwich stands next to Peanut and Grape. Peanut looks excited, Grape not so much.]] / Mr. Sandwich: Hey, would either of you guys like to go to the zoo today? / Peanut: Yay! / Grape: Not me! / [[Grape closeup.]] / Grape: Not while they have that dumb leash ordinance! They let mentally deficient children...
 
Housepets! - You Mean She %u201COtter%u201D Be [[Peanut is looking over the wall to the otter pen. Tarmac and Gambit are inside, Tarmac bathing and Gambit sitting on a log.]] / Peanut: Hey Tarmac, Gambit! / Tarmac and Gambit: Hey Peanut! / Peanut: How are my favorite river otters? / Tarmac: Couldn't be better! In fact, they just brought in a female...
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Housepets! - In Touch With The Ground [[Grape and Peanut at the wolf pen. Sleeping wolves in the foreground. Peanut cheers.]] / Grape: And we're at the wolf pen. / Peanut: Yaaaaaay! / Wolf: **Argh keep it down**. We've been entertaining all mornning. / [[Nothing happens.]] / [[Nothing happens.]] / Peanut: I can wait. / Grape: It's like my...
Housepets! - Related To Killer Whales [[Peanut and Grape at the dolphin tank.]] / Peanut: Hey Grape, i the dolphins are underwater, how come I can hear them? / Grape: That's because dolphins communicate through telepathy. / Dolphin: Fish. / Dolphin: Fish. / Dolphin: Fish. / Dolphin: Fish. / Dolphin: Fish. / [[Grape turns to leave.]] / Peanut: Wow! / Grape:...
Housepets! - Thus Grape Zarathustra [[Peanut and Grape are walking along, Peanut reading his zoo map. A sign reading "PRIMATES" is in the background.]] / Peanut: Say, did you want to go to the ape house? / Grape: Absolutely not! It's the worst-smelling place imaginable, **and** they're always doing the same thing. / [[Picture of a couple...
 
Housepets! - Gourmet Buffet [[Grape is standing in front of the aviary, arguing with a zookeeper. She points to a sign that reads: "AVIARY - NO EATING - $2500 FINE - PER INCIDENT PLUS RESTITUTION"]] / Grape: I can **read** the sign; why can't I go in? / Zookeeper: Administration ordered it, Miss--the birds were threatening to un...
Housepets! - Because He%u2019s Allergic You See [[Halloween, Tiger, Marvin, Grape, Sasha and Peanut are standing in costumes on the street, looking into their treat bags.]] / Marvin as pirate: I got a marble! / Grape as devil: I got a piece of flint! / Sasha as withc: I got a bone! / Peanut with a blanket with holes draped over him: I got a chocolate...
Housepets! - Wait Where Did He Get A Computer [[Peanut looks through a wire-fence into the Fox pen. Silverbolt inside looks annoyed.]] / Peanut: Hey Silverbolt, how have things been? / Silverbolt: Terrible! The new guy will just not let up! / [[Karishad, the new guy, is adjusting the ears of an arctic fox.]] / Karishad: Hold on, my TV's getting snowy. / [[Karishad...
Housepets! - Do Not Taunt The Animals Grape: Ooh, the reptile house. / Peanut: Only marginally above the insects in level of interest. / [[Peanut walks past a reptile display with a small snake in it. Peanut looks over his shoulder at the snake.]] / Snake: Hey! I heard that, bub! / Peanut: Well what are you going to do? You're tiny and stuck...
Housepets! - They Have An Edge Because They%u2019re Literate Mr. Sandwich: Alright guys, it's getting late; we'd better get on home. / Peanut, Grape: Aww, but Da-ad! / Peanut: We've barely seen all our friends, and we just kind rushed through the jungle house, and what about all the bovids? / Grape: Or the bears, I didn't even get to say hi! / [[Mr. Sandwich ruffles...
 

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