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| Housepets! - Nothing Strange Here At All | [[Tiger is covering his head with his hands, slumped over on the pet-sized table. Marvin tries to comfort him.]]
/ Marvin: Now Tiger, I'm sure you didn't **mean** to eat the pizza before dinner.
/ Marvin: Pizza**s**, sorry.
/ Marvin: Wait here by this conveniently placed table and I'll go explain it to... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/10/nothing-strange-here-at-all/ |
| Housepets! - Monkey Business | [[Grape walks into the shower, grabbing a tissue from the Tish, you! box. Mr. Sandwich is in the shower, off-panel.]]
/ Grape: Hey Dad, I ...
/ Mr. Sandwich: **Agh**, Grape! I'm in the shower! / Grape: Yeesh Dad, I just needed to get a tissue.
/ Grape: I'm a **pet**, it's not like I care whether or not... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/12/monkey-business/ |
| Housepets! - Deep Thoughts | [[Bino and Sasha are lying next to each other on the grass.]]
/ Bino: So tell me! Are we an item again or not?
/ Sasha: I guess I'm over being flush for your brother, it's just ...
/ Bino: Just what? What are you thinking about? / Sasha: Praying mantises.
/ Sasha: What's their transmitting range, and how... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/14/deep-thoughts/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/17/before-that-it-was-a-weird-mushroom">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/17/before-that-it-was-a-weird-mushroom | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Sylvan Glen | [[Peanut and Grape are walking through the forest.]]
/ Grape: Is it just me, or did it become unreasonably warm the moment we stepped into this grove?
/ Grape: Because it was like, snowing hard ten seconds ago.
/ Peanut: Yeah I'm not sure what that is all about.
/ Peanut: Come on, thing is this way. / [[Grape... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/19/sylvan-glen/ |
| Housepets! - And She Said It Had No Practical Value | [[Grape stares in surprise at the Griffin.]]
/ Grape: What the ...
/ Grape: This isn't even possible! Griffins don't exist!
/ Pete: There's a simple explanation: How did you get here? / [[Grape leans on the Griffin's beak while recalling their way.]]
/ Grape: Well, Peanut took us down the old path and past... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/21/and-she-said-it-had-no-practical-value/ |
| Housepets! - Most Pertinent Of Questions | [[Grape clings to Pete's talon, lokoing happy.]]
/ Grape: This is amazing! Nobody's ever met a real life griffin before, I mean, there's so many questions to ask! / [[Grape is looking as if her mind starts drifting.]]
/ Grape: Like, how do you fly if you're so large? Or without tailfeathers?
/ Grape: Do... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/24/most-pertinent-of-questions/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/26/maybe-there-was-an-emu">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/26/maybe-there-was-an-emu | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Delicious, Delicious Food | [[Mr. and Mrs. Sandwich are sitting at the thanksgiving table, together with Peanut and Grape.]]
/ Mrs. Sandwich: Now let's go around the table and all of us say what we're thankful for.
/ Peanut: Food.
/ Grape: Also food.
/ Mr. Sandwich: I'm thankful that our pets are easy to please. http://housepetscomic.com/2008/11/28/delicious-delicious-food/ |
| Housepets! - A Reverent Respect | [[Peanut is sitting at the table, writing a wishing letter to Santa Claus.]]
/ Peanut: dear Santa,
/ Peanut: This year O learned that I could write to you so you would know what I want for Christmas / Peanut: so I guess all I want is a new rawhide bone and a DVD set of Justice League and a copy of Animal... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/01/a-reverent-respect/ |
| Housepets! - He Minds | [[Bino is wearing a way too large christmas hat. Fox meets him on the street, carrying a santa hat.]]
/ Bino: Merry Christmas Fox!
/ Fox: Bino! We were just passing around the **Good Ol' Dogs' Club** secret santa hat, but since you sleep till noon? We're down to the last one. / [[Bino reaches into Fox's... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/03/he-minds/ |
| Housepets! - Come On, Its Your Thing | [[Maxwell meets Bino on the street.]]
/ Maxwell: Hey Bino.
/ Maxwell: Whatcha do-oing?
/ Bino: Leave me alone, Max.
/ Bino: It's official club business. / [[Maxwell smiles smugly at Bino.]]
/ Maxwell: So there's nothing **bugging** you about the way Fido is running the thing?
/ Bino: Fido is **not** running... http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/05/come-on-its-your-thing/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/25/housepets-christmas-edition">http://housepetscomic.com/2008/12/25/housepets-christmas-edition | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Nipping’s Not A Crime | [[Peanut is reading The Architect of Sleep]]
/ {{Grape is off-camera}}
/ Grape: Woo!
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/02/nippings-not-a-crime/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/14/a-beautiful-mind">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/14/a-beautiful-mind | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/16/no-no-its-not">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/01/16/no-no-its-not | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - The Treat In Treatment | Grape: You monster! YOU MONSTER
/ Dad: Grape, calm down / Dad: In about an hour you're about to get really groggy, and you'll barely remember anything in the morning
/ Grape: It's not about me, it's about Peanut! / Grape: It took all my power not to go MAD in there, there's no telling what sort of damage... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/02/the-treat-in-treatment/ |
| Housepets! - Incredible Displays Of Compassion | Grape: Poor Peanut! If only he were still here and in one piece, I would ...I would... / Veterinarian: Hello Mr. Sandwich, Peanut behaved exceptionally well! Could you come to the front and schedule the next appointment / [[Peanut is set down next to Grape, a lollipop in his mouth and a smile on his... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/04/incredible-displays-of-compassion/ |
| Housepets! - Terrible Consequences | Peanut: What was that for!
/ Grape: I suffered in there! And somehow, you came out with a lollipop stuck in your mouth! / Peanut: That's not my fault!
/ Grape: Isn't it? Here I was all worried about you--I suffered twice! / Grape: You've hurt me Peanut! And believe me this isn't something I'm going to... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/06/terrible-consequences/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/16/ohh-diss">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/16/ohh-diss | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/27/and-the-finch-and-the-shrew-and-the">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/02/27/and-the-finch-and-the-shrew-and-the | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Book Smarts | {{Title Text: Books Smarts}} / [[Grape is talking to Mrs. Sandwich, Peanut hears part of the conversation]]
/ Grape: Mom! The midnight release of the new 'Pridelands' is tonight, can we please go?
/ Peanut: 'Pridelands?' / [[Grape and Peanut questions the 'Pridelands']]
/ Grape: Yeah! The third book is... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/16/book-smarts/ |
| Housepets! - Hey, It’s That Cat Again | {{Title Text: Hey, It's that cat again}} / [[Grape and Peanut are outside a bookstore waiting for the new release of Pridelands]]
/ Peanut: Look at all the cats around here! Are they all here for the release?
/ Grape: They aren't here for discounts on meat by-products. That's a tie-in promotion and is... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/18/hey-its-that-cat-again/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/20/impenetrable-wall-of-text">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/20/impenetrable-wall-of-text | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Five Weeks Of Allowance Down The Drain | {{Title Text: Five Weeks Of Allowance Down The Drain}} / [[Maxwell is trying to get the neighbourhood cat's attention, Mr Bigglesworth is chatting to Marvin]]
/ Maxwell: 'ATTENTION, CATS!'
/ Mr Bigglesworth: So we're all fans of the series, see, but Mom will only spring for one / [[Maxwell uses drastic... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/23/five-weeks-of-allowance-down-the-drain/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/27/therin-lies-madness/#comments">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/03/27/therin-lies-madness/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/01/yeah-i-only-read-it-ironically">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/01/yeah-i-only-read-it-ironically | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/03/aka-the-non-canon-adventures-of-spot">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/03/aka-the-non-canon-adventures-of-spot | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/15/aka-the-author-needs-a-break-from-art-again/">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/15/aka-the-author-needs-a-break-from-art-again/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/17/deus-ex-spotchina/">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/17/deus-ex-spotchina/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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