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| Housepets! - Three's A Crowd | * Peanut carries a bos labeled "PAPER HATS".
/ Peanut: "Hey Grape! I got out the paper bags with hats on them! *Are you ready!?"
/ Grape: "Actually Peanut, I should tell you, that--"
/ *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
/ Peanut: "*I'll get it!*" / Peanut: "Max? What are you doing here?"
/ Maxwell: "Hi! Um, Grape invited... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/01/threes-a-crowd/ |
| Housepets! - Foreignese | * Peanut, pretending to be tied to a wall which reads "SACRIFICE" over his head.
/ Peanut: "You're insane, Molar!"
/ Maxwell: "You don't believe me, Doctor Bones? You will! KALIMARI!" / Maxwell: "ENUCK-CHUCK DESU NE? YATTA! ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA!" / Maxwell: "SCHNELL SCHNELL, ACHTUNG! CHOP SUEY!... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/08/foreignese/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/15/your-mind-makes-it-real">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/15/your-mind-makes-it-real | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Kitty Talk | [[Max slumps over the couch's arm with a dazed expression as Peanut lies off-panel with his legs in the air.]]
/ Max: "WHAT WAS THAT? For about ten seconds there, I felt like I WAS LAVA"
/ Peanut: "That was Tarot's mental projection; sometimes it gets out of hand" / [[Max is shocked. Grape is too and... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/17/kitty-talk/ |
| Housepets! - Technicalikitties | Max: Okay, make with the kitties before I explode!
/ Tarot: But I haven't read PRIDELANDS at all. / [[Max puts his arm around tarot and leans in to whisper conspiratorially]]
/ Max: That's easily fixed, isn't it? Just make like you're going to read the series, then look into the future when you've already... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/19/technicalikitties/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/22/getting-your-drama-face-on">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/22/getting-your-drama-face-on | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - For The Birds | [[Max (as Lord Parnok) walks with his arm around Grape (as Princess Illaya). Tarot (as Jeijan, a blue bird) flies on screen]]
/ Max: So how did you settle on the Princess?
/ Grape: I dunno, I had someone else in mind, but I sort of fell into this role; I'm not complaining though.
/ Tarot: Guys! Guys! / [[Tarot... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/24/for-the-birds/ |
| Housepets! - Exceeding Expectations | [[Illaya has her arms crossed. Parnok has his arm out, where Jeijan is resting on it.]]
/ Illaya: So if this is all Peanut's scenario, who is he playing as? Saso?
/ Parnok: Isn't Saso dead?
/ Jeijan: Not quite, this is an alternate universe. / [[Jeijan flies off. Illaya and Parnok keep talking.]]
/ Jeijan:... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/26/exceeding-expectations/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/27/all-the-kings-men">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/27/all-the-kings-men | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - When All You Have Is A Hammer | [[Close up of Peanut (as Spot) bound to the T shaped stake, looking over his shoulder at the hyenas standing around. One hyena is holding a torch]]
/ Spot [[thinking]]: Cesar Millan's ghost! If he were dead! I am pretty sure they captured me with orphanite or else this would look silly. / [[Extreme close... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/29/when-all-you-have-is-a-hammer/ |
| Housepets! - In The Spot Light | [[Peanut (as Spot) striking a heroic pose enters in the doorway, cape flowing. Tarot (as Saso, hyena wearing tan tunic) is seated inside]]
/ Peanut: Saso, I have bad news; it's not safe in the city.
/ Tarot: I think I figured that out already. / [[Change angle to looking from behind Peanut. He is exasperated,... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/03/31/in-the-spot-light/ |
| Housepets! - Solitudinem Faciunt, Pacem Appellant | [[Peanut (as Spot) swoops down to put Tarot (as Saso) on the ground]]
/ Tarot: So what happens now?
/ Peanut: The only safe haven left is MORODIA, but... / [[Tarot in background holds folded hands up to face worriedly. Spot strikes dramatic pose, with eyes closed, head down, and clenched fist held near... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/02/solitudinem-faciunt-pacem-appellant/ |
| Housepets! - Quick Fix | [[Max (as Lord Parnok) calling to Tarot (as Jeijan) who is swooping in in foreground. Max is worried]]
/ Max: Jeijan! What's the word?
/ Tarot: Sir, the Laughing Face learned of the Deredes treachery, and they've raised an army!
/ Max: How long do we have? A month? A week? / [[Castle seen in distance with... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/05/quick-fix/ |
| Housepets! - I Need A Hero | [[Max (as Parnok) jumps down from wall brandishing a spear, smiling in excitement]]
/ Max: AHAHA, YES, FINALLY! We get to see some action! / [[Max faces a couple hyenas, one of which has a sword and shield]]
/ Max: Alright you hyenas, BRING IT ON! They don't call me the SPEARBEARER for noth-- / [[Peanut... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/07/i-need-a-hero/ |
| Housepets! - The Princess Uses A Bow | [[Grape as Illaya is looking out from a wall top over the battle field]] / Grape as Illaya: I have to say, it's awfully easy fighting in the dark, what with all the light / Grape as Illaya: In fact, I think their center is breaking already! Thanks to the albino champion wearing the . . . red . . . / [[Grape... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/12/the-princess-uses-a-bow/ |
| Housepets! - I Can Show You The World | *STOMP STOMP*
/ Grape as Illaya: "Of all the lousy stupid things to do, he had to go and ruin my fantasy!" / Grape as Illaya: "Alright buster, I want you to explain yourself right now!"
/ Peanut as Spot (superdog): "*GASP!*" / * Peanut as Spot (superdog) sweeps Grape as Illaya off her feet with a WOOOSH... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/14/i-can-show-you-the-world/ |
| Housepets! - Yes I%u2019m Still Using The Same Background | Grape as Illaya: "So let me get this straight, she said, setting up the segue."
/ Grape as Illaya: "You're ruining *everything* for me and Max just so you can play out your personal power fantasy."
/ Peanut as Spot (superdog): "That's not true." / Peanut as Spot (superdog) (off): "So okay, I crossed over... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/16/yes-im-still-using-the-same-background/ |
| Housepets! - Game Over | Grape as Illaya: "You're ruining everyone's time by being such a *Mary Sue*!"
/ Peanut as Spot (superdog): "*Everyone's time?!*" / Peanut as Spot (superdog): "*You* invited Max without telling me, and then *you two* hijacked our good time, and then *you two* complained when it wasn't up to your standard,... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/19/game-over/ |
| Housepets! - Venting | [[Our view is the messily drawn world of Spot (Superdog), with Saso. Spot looks worried, Saso frightened]]
/ Spot: "Well Saso, it looks like we can't stop all the war because the princess said so"
/ Saso: "No! We can still do it. We can still go on!" / [[Saso is hugging a blue blur that is probably Spot]]
/ Spot:... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/21/venting/ |
| Housepets! - Turnabout Is Fair Play | Grape: "Thanks for saying something to him, Tarot ... At least now he is just laying in bed listening to *Weird Al*."
/ Grape: "Guys, I'm sorry about all of this; I didn't mean for it to end this way."
/ Tarot: "It's not us you should be apologizing to."
/ Maxwell: "It's not?" / Tarot: "You invited Max... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/23/turnabout-is-fair-play/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/26/i-thought-you-knew/#comments">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/26/i-thought-you-knew/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Also Stripe, I Mean Seriously | Peanut: *"AHAHAHA!* Yes, that would be really funny, being all hypothetical, right?"
/ Grape: "Peanut, I'm serious."
/ Grape: "Frankly, you're so *bad* at hiding it I thought it was just an unspoken assumption between us!" / Peanut: "... How long have you known? Since we visited the farm?"
/ Grape: "The... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/28/also-stripe-i-mean-seriously/ |
| Housepets! - Also Stripe, I Mean Seriously | Peanut: *"AHAHAHA!* Yes, that would be really funny, being all hypothetical, right?"
/ Grape: "Peanut, I'm serious."
/ Grape: "Frankly, you're so *bad* at hiding it I thought it was just an unspoken assumption between us!" / Peanut: "... How long have you known? Since we visited the farm?"
/ Grape: "The... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/28/also-stripe-i-mean-seriously/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/30/just-friends">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/04/30/just-friends | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - The All-Impersonal They | [[Tiger is reading a newspaper with a grumpy expression. A title "Cartoonist Wins Prize Fight" can be seen. Marvin watches Tiger.]]
/ Tiger: Ugh, I can't stand these comics, so why does anyone keep making them?
/ Marvin: A-are you reading a **newspaper**? / Tiger: I mean in general! **All** stories get... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/03/the-all-impersonal-they/ |
| Housepets! - Professor Spot And The Incredibly Geeky Joke | [[Peanut's cartoon drawings. Professor Killbody presents his time machine to Spot (professor).]]
/ Professor Killbody: I have invented a time machine!
/ Spot (professor): Impossible! You didn't use any spinning! / Professor Killbody: I can and I did! the macine is flawless.
/ Spot (professor): How did... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/05/professor-spot-and-the-incredibly-geeky-joke/ |
| Housepets! - The Private Screening Room | [[Duke is sitting in the Ferrets' private screening room, munching popcorn. Keene stands next to him.]]
/ Keene: You've never watched Scooby-Doo before?
/ Duke: Give me a break, I'm like four years old. / [[Duke dives his arms into the bucket of popcorn.]]
/ Keene: Oh, well, what do you think of it?
/ Duke:... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/07/the-private-screening-room/ |
| Housepets! - Give A Dog A Bone | [[Fox and Bino are outside on the lawn.]]
/ Fox: So I never heard, what did you do for Sasha on Valentine's Day?
/ Bino: Huh? What do you mean? / Fox: What do you **mean** "What do you mean"? She's technically your girlfriend, right? Sometimes?
/ Bino: Well **duh** she is, I just don't think I have to... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/10/give-a-dog-a-bone/ |
| Housepets! - Max Does Not Know Sasha Very Well | [[Maxwell is watching Bino piling up things.]]
/ Maxwell: What's this? You finally decided to give away your worldly possessions and become a monk?
/ Maxwell: Because if so, I want your stereo.
/ Bino: Pff, **no**. / [[Bino has a package in his paws and looks at Maxwell.]]
/ Bino: I'm putting together a... http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/12/max-does-not-know-sasha-very-well/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/14/keeps-on-giving">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/14/keeps-on-giving | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/17/almost-fit-for-a-queen">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/17/almost-fit-for-a-queen | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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