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| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/20/because-good-is-dumb/">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/20/because-good-is-dumb/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/22/of-course-its-gray-its-not-radium-paint/">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/04/22/of-course-its-gray-its-not-radium-paint/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/05/20/backseat-driver">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/05/20/backseat-driver | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/01/not-good-with-children">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/01/not-good-with-children | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/03/yes-all-of-them">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/03/yes-all-of-them | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - No Excuses | {{Title Text: No Excuses}} / [[Grape and Peanut are dancing around the place singing]]
/ Grape & Peanut: We're gonna go see Uncle Reuben! We're gonna go see Uncle Reuben! / [[They continue dancing and singing]]
/ Grape & Peanut: We're gonna go see Uncle Reuben! We're gonna go see Uncle Reuben! / [[They stop thinking]]
/ Peanut: Who is Uncle Reuben anyway?
/ Grape: I thought you knew. / [[They start dancing and singing]]
/ Peanut & Grape: We're gonna go see Uncle Reuben! We're gonna go see Uncle Reuben! http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/08/no-excuses/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/10/another-page-of-my-childhood">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/10/another-page-of-my-childhood | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/17/unspilled-milk">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/17/unspilled-milk | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - Of Dishes And Taking | Grape's Notepad: ... his place to seek an overth...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... of the Dragon Council, but ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... instead he bided his time ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... spoke soothing words when ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... came forward to speak. ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... doing so he earned no wra...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... and felt no fear. It was as ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... was foretold. Not unlike t...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... fortelling that came before.
/ Grape's Notepad: It eventually occured to P... / Grape's Notepad: ... was servant to the Council ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... her name was Gapre. All ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... once when Petir's eyes met ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... hers it was like an arrow s...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... in the air, and when the ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... arrow landed in the depths ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... his heart, he was hers fully ...
/ Grape's Notepad: Even before the end of the ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... meeting, the feeling inside h...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... tugged so strongly that he ... / Grape's Notepad: ... her lips.
/ Grape's Notepad: "Petir, every moment with ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... you is like a dance with
/ Grape's Notepad: ... eternity," Gapre said.
/ Grape's Notepad: "Then let us depart togeth...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... leave this fallen land behind ...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... us," Petir said, clutching h...
/ Grape's Notepad: ... tighter in his firm grip, "th...
/ Grape's Notepad: Dragon Council will not sto... / Peanut: "Is ... Is that fanfiction?"
/ Grape: "*Stop looking over my shoulder*" http://housepetscomic.com/2009/06/22/of-dishes-and-taking/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/08/paralysis-of-the-mouth">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/08/paralysis-of-the-mouth | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/20/meanwhile-back-in-babylon">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/20/meanwhile-back-in-babylon | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - First Things First | [[Fox the dog and Keys the cat stand amongst a crowd of housepets, looking up at a mansion on a mountain where three trucks are parked.]]
/ Fox: (to Keys) What's all the hubub, bub?
/ Keys: You know Henry Milton, the rich guy who built this neghborhood and lives in that huge fancy house at the end of the road? / Fox: (frowning )No.
/ Keys: Well, he died and left pretty much all his money to his pet ferrets / Fox: (looking towards the mansion) You're kidding, how much are we talking here?
/ Keys: (looking towards the mansion) I'm not exactly sure... / [[Cut to Keene -- a dark-brown ferret with a light-brown face and a Waardenburg stripe (a spot around both eyes) with a red collar -- who is wearing a visor, and Pit -- a white ferret with a white collar -- who is wearing star-shaped dark-glasses and a jacket. Both are standing right outside the mansion.]]
/ Keys: (off-pannel) ...but whatever it is, it is far, far too much.
/ Keene: (shouting) Okay, large shiny things in the front yard. Larger shiny things in the back yard.
/ Pit: (grinning) Check out this jacket! IT IS MADE OF DIAMONDS. / {{Alt text: Wait, what? Who died? Huh? What? Wait . . . what?}} http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/22/first-things-first/ |
| Housepets! - The More Things Change | [[Simon, a cream-colored ferret with brown arms and legs and a blue color, stands in front of the milton estate wearing shades. Fox stands behind him.]]
/ Simon: (through a megaphone) All visitors in line for the tour!
/ Fox: Hey, I have a question. Your dear departed master built the neighborhood we live in, so why is it only a middle-class neighborhood, and this place is incredibly lavish? / Simon: (putting down the megaphone and facing Fox) Ah, yes, Dad lost his taste for rich life some years ago. He loved animals of all kinds but didn't like how so many other people treated their pets like toys. / Simon: (lowering his head) So he broke up his estate here and built affordable homes for middle-class families with pets, and we all lived a modest life until his passing, may he rest in peace. and though he left us so much, I only wish to live as he would have us.
/ (Fox's ears droop.) / Simon: (lifting his shades to reveal green eyes) HEY JEEVES! Stick my butt in a corner so I can do my business!
/ [[Enter Jeeves -- a tall, white man with a hooked nose dressed elegantly.]]
/ Jeves: Yessuh.
/ (Fox looks on, smugly.) / {{Alt-text: I know there are butlers not named Jeeves, but how many people named Jeeves are not butlers?}} http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/24/the-more-things-change/ |
| Housepets! - The Spirit Of Competition | [[Lana, a light-colored ferret with yellow eyes and a fuchsia collar, stands in front of the Milton Estate with a tall, young, bespecled, african-american human male. Both are facing the crowd of housepets.]]
/ Lana: (gesturing to the man) Everyone, this is Herman Steward, our court-appointed steward. Yes we are quite aware of the pun, we requested it specifically. / Steward: Good Morning, Everyone. This is the first time the Milton Estate has been open to the public, and at the request of Lana and Keene, the first tour is pets-only. In addition, one pet on this tour will come away with a grand prize of the Milton ferrets' own choosing.
/ Bino: (in the distance) GUYS HUDDLE! / [[Closeup of Bino, Fido (and Spo), Joey, Rex, and Fox standing at the front of the crowd of housepets.]]
/ Bino: (grinning mischeviously) WE ARE GOING TO WIN THAT PRIZE ...Okay, I don't have a genious plan yet, but I thought I'd get everyone up to speed. / Fox: (looking skeptically) Um, Bino, how come? These guys are blatantly eccentric. It's just as likely to be a can opener as a huge bag of money.
/ Bino: I'm sorry, I don't see the downside.
/ Fox: ... Point. / {{Alt text: More things it is equally likely to be: bread, a box of roofing nails, a warehouse full of undergarments, half a matchstick, a second edition copy of Flatland, a new collar, love, a boxful of feathers, a chocolate factory, or 'satisfaction'.}} http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/27/the-spirit-of-competition/ |
| Housepets! - The Delicious Bold Taste That Money Can’t Buy | [[A crowd of housepets stands inside the Milton estate, over a blurred, dappled background. In the foreground, Duke -- a light-brown ferret with a white face and a blue collar -- stands before Fido and, on Fido's head, Spo.]]
/ Lana: (Off-screen) The first stop on our tour is our double-olympic swimming pool.
/ Fido: (To Duke) Say, you're one of the Milton ferrets. What's the rules of this game we're playing anyway? / Duke: Well, I suppose you could get in our good graces by giving me that delicious mouse on your head.
/ Fido and Spo: WHAT?! / Fido: Oh, wait, Ha Ha, I see! It's like a test of character, to see if we'd betray our friends or attempt to give bribes or just act callous and stupid, right?
/ (Spo has actually moved to BEHIND Fido's head by this point, and is gazing around it cautiously) / Duke: What was that? I couldn't hear you. I am salivating so hard it is drowning out all noise. Are you gonna give me the mouse or not? (Duke actually IS salivating)
/ (Fido does a facepalm)
/ Spo: (hiding from within Fid's collar) Fido, I don't mean to intrude on your little convo here, but WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING / {{Alt text: As you can see it is lined with many delicate frescos and commissioned bronze statues which would likely take an artist hours to render in any significant detail if he were to reproduce this room}} http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/29/the-delicious-bold-taste-that-money-cant-buy/ |
| Housepets! - They Pity The Foo | [[Bino and Joey stand in a red room in front of a sculpted bust of a ferret.]]
/ Bino: Fido says they're not spilling the beans about the contest rules. Joey, I'll need you to infiltrate
/ Joey: (cocking his eyebrows) What?! / Joey: (crossing his arms) Look, just because I dress up for fun desn't make me "Hannibal", I don't even have a ferret costume. (In smaller, italicized font) And I mean John Smith from the A-Team, not Hannibal Lecter, Thank you very much.
/ Bino: (holding his chin and ignoring Joey's small-fonted comment) Then we'll jost have to improvise ... / [[Cut to Keene, the-brown-ferret-with-the-Waardenburg-stripe from before, and Rock, a grey ferret with a grey Waardenburg stripe and a green collar. Enter Joey. He's tied his ears back with a black string to make them appear smaller, and is wearing a small domino-like mask to simulate a Waardenburg stripe of his own.]]
/ Joey: Hello there, I am your long-lost cousin, Aran!
/ (Keene and Rock look on, confusedly) / [[Cut to Bino and Joey. Joey holds his mask sadly with his ears still tied.]]
/ Bino: (Grinning mischeviously) Excellent, you have put them at ease and gained their confidence.
/ Joey: (sadly) but all they did was laugh at me.
/ Bino: And what puts someone at ease more than a good laugh?! / {{Alt text: 'Come on, it's fun! Laugh with me! Ahahahahahahaha! Aha . . . ehehe . . . aheh . . . erm'}} http://housepetscomic.com/2009/07/31/they-pity-the-foo/ |
| Housepets! - Something Went Wrong Somewhere | [[Keene, the dark-brown ferret with the Waardenburg stripe from before, stands with Pit, the white ferret from before. Pit is revealed to have pink eyes (Keene has blue eyes). They are standing in front of a carpeted staircase, with Keene looking straight up the wall. Pit is looking down at his BlackBerry, which shows some sort of map.]]
/ Bino: (Off-pannel, sounding distant) Help! Oh, help! I am in desperate need of help!
/ Keene: What the ... is that dog hanging off the Grand Balcony by one foot?
/ Pit: That's Bino; he's the head of the local dog club. / Bino: It is most precarious this situation I am in! Troubling, indeed! And genuine!
/ Keene: (looking skeptically to Pit) So, is he stupid, or...?
/ Pit: According to our security footage, he's been trying to win our grand prize through incresingly nebulous-sounding schemes. / Bino: Um, Rex? Rex, my foot is starting to slip. Rex! Where are you?!
/ Keene: (suddenly interested) Cool, I didn't know we could get security footage on our Blackberrys.
/ Pit: Huh? Oh, no, I'm just playing a port of Zelda 3.
/ (Pit shows Keene his Blackberry, which now shows the Triforce symbol.) / Bino: Rex! I'm gonna fa-- Aah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2009/08/05/something-went-wrong-somewhere/ |
| Housepets! - In A Laundry Bag With A Dollar Sign | [[Bino lies in a bed wearing a neckbrace. Fido and Fox stand beside the bed.]]
/ Bino: Ugh... Did I get knocked out again?
/ Fido: You've been under for three days. It's not too bad, though, luckily your spine broke your fall ... and your ribcage / Bino: Man I'm not sure what I was thinking anymore; was ... was I TRYING to get injured? Did I at least get something out of this? Please tell me this wasn't for nothing.
/ (Fido and Fox look at eachother uneasily) / [[Flashback to Lana (the yellow-eyed ferret) and Daisy standing outside the Milton estate in front of a large crowd of housepets]]
/ Lana: And to you we present the grand prize, a big bag of money!
/ Daisy: (wagging her tail) Hi, I'm Daisy! / [[Cut to Bino, Fido, and Fox]]
/ Fox: ...Well, they decided to name the new pet Health and Wellness Trust Fund after you.
/ Bino: ALL WORTH IT. / {{Alt text: To be fair, it's called the ''Boy Bino Sure Is An Idiot Trust Fund"}} http://housepetscomic.com/2009/08/07/in-a-laundry-bag-with-a-dollar-sign/ |
| Housepets! - I Dare You To Do Otherwise | {{Title text: I Dare You To Do Otherwise}} / [[Grape and Tarot are in the living room of Grape & Peanut's house. Grape is angry at Tarot]]
/ Grape: Alright, 'Out'. I don't want you hypnotizing Peanut into taking over the world or whatever you're planning!
/ Tarot: You have already made your decision; your place is with Maxwell now. / [[Grape storms off, very angry]]
/ Tarot: I cannot leave unless you accept Peanut fully, and in order to do that, you would have to break Maxwell's heart. / [[Grape goes to leave the house, her hand is on the door knob when she turns round]]
/ Grape: Me and Max aren't even a thing; if it will make you go away I can go now and tell him I don't want it to be serious. / [[Grape opens the door, it is raining outside and at the doorstep is Maxwell, he is crying]]
/ Maxwell: Hey there, um, Dad kinda locked me out of the house again and it's started to rain... C-can I stay here tonight? / [[Maxwell, Grape, Peanut and Tarot are all huddled together under a blanket. They are watching TV]]
/ Unknown voice: I came here to inform you that the frost is off the ground, and moving day is at hand. prepare to move your very very odd family. Good day. http://housepetscomic.com/2009/09/04/i-dare-you-to-do-otherwise/ |
| Housepets! - Tiger Minus Tiger | {{Title Text: Tiger Minus Tiger}} / [[Inside Tiger, Marvin and Zach's house, Zach Cautiously sniffs the air]] / [[Zach looks around cautiously]]
/ Zach: Tiger? / [[A hand taps Zach on the should, Zach stobs dead in his tracks, he is full of horror]]
/ Zach: AAAAGH / [[Marvin leans over Zach, with a look of guilt on his face. Zach is on the floor]]
/ Marvin: Er, Tiger went to the park with Jerry
/ Zach: Thanks ... http://housepetscomic.com/2009/09/07/tiger-minus-tiger/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/09/23/subbed-stands-for-with-subtlety">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/09/23/subbed-stands-for-with-subtlety | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/09/25/dear-tabby">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/09/25/dear-tabby | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/02/an-eloquent-speaker">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/02/an-eloquent-speaker | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/07/did-i-mention-youre-my-best-friend">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/07/did-i-mention-youre-my-best-friend | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/14/see-you-at-the-party-officer">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/14/see-you-at-the-party-officer | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/23/despite-his-name-being-bill/#comments">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/23/despite-his-name-being-bill/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/26/how-terrible">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/10/26/how-terrible | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Housepets! - The Fun Never Ends | [[Tiger and Marvin are standing around with no background]]
/ Tiger: Did you ever get the feeling that our lives tend to consist of similar episodes repeated with only slight variations?
/ Marvin: Now that you mention it, everything does feel kinda same-y / Marvin: One would think that life consists of resolving our problems, instead of just letting the same old ones fester
/ Tiger: I guess the issue is that normality and vice are too comfortable to give up / [[From off-camera]]
/ Jerry: Tiiigeeeer! Who ate all the pizza! / [[In large words, above Tiger and Marvin: Tiger and friends will be right back! Marvin points to Tiger, who has a "Who, me?" look on his face.]] http://housepetscomic.com/2009/11/02/the-fun-never-ends/ |
| Housepets! - Whoops | [[Grape, Peanut, and Zach stand in absolute darkness]]
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2009/11/25/whoops/ |
| Housepets! - Whoops | [[Grape, Peanut, and Zach stand in absolute darkness]]
/ < http://housepetscomic.com/2009/11/25/whoops/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2009/11/30/and-the-sentence-was-going-to-be-time-served-too">http://housepetscomic.com/2009/11/30/and-the-sentence-was-going-to-be-time-served-too | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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