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Housepets! - They Always Know [[Bino is relaxing in Sasha's doghouse. Sasha is sitting at the mini grand piano.]] / Bino: I guess I don't mind this, as long as I get to hang out here when he's not around. / Sasha: Oh, you silly! / Sasha: I got something for you in return! / [[Sasha starts playing a complicated song on the piano. Bino looks surprised. The score can be seen in the background.]] / [[Sasha finished playing.]] / Bino: I didn't know you played piano! / Sasha: Well I never **had** a piano until now! I made this up in my head on the way over. / Bino: It's **beautiful**! What's it called? / [[Sasha holds up a staple gun and smiles at Bino smugly. Bino's pupils shrink to pinhead size.]] / Sasha: "Sonata for my boyfriend who, if he **ever regifts me again**, will wake up with his ears stapled to his eyeballs". / Sasha: In D minor.
http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/21/they-always-know/
Housepets! - King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center [[An embarrassed/aggravated King wears a series of outfit: cowboy, baseball player, basketball player, sailor, top-hat and longcoat.]] / Pete: [[from off-screen]] You seem more accepting of this than usual. / King: I figured there was no use resisting anymore, because I am DEAD, and this is PURGATORY. / {{tooltip: Best comic ever, or merely of all time?}}
http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/24/king-in-a-series-of-costumes-at-the-sears-photo-center/
Housepets! - Peanut Teaches Comics [[Roughly sketched comic on lined paper, just like Peanut's comics, but a lot simpler; a wolf brandishing a blood stained axe. The lettering is very infantile.]] / Wolf: MY NAME iS DEthAXE / [[Two wolves, a bigger one, and a small one.]] / Wolf: SUMDAY I AM goinG tO BE AS BIG and StRONG AS DADDY / [[Wolf with blood stains on his mouth; two dead faces, probably humans.]] / Wolf: AND Then I will EAt the MEAN HEUMANS THAT COME TO OR HOUSE / Bottom of the page: END / [[Peanut reads the comic with one of Miles' cubs looking at him.]] / Peanut: It's okay, but I don't think you're ready for mainstream just yet. / Cub: Too much rebelling against the establishment and our bourgeois oppressors? / Peanut: Actually, not enough.
http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/26/peanut-teaches-comics/
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/28/end-of-year-two">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/28/end-of-year-two [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Housepets! - Reinterpreting Comics [[Peanut's comic drawings on lined paper.We see Spot (professor) with open arms.]] / Title: SPOT McCLOUD talks about COMICS / Spot (professor): I am professor Spot and I am absolutely INSANE about comics! / [[Depictions of music and pictures as examples of different artwork.]] / Spot (professor): Of course DEFINING comics is a task in itself! What good is the common definition if I can't include all my favorite art styles? / [[Spot (professor) is hiding behind a big sign, looking over the top edge.]] / Spot (professor): So we'll start with this to begin! / Sign: COMICS (pl. n.) / Sign: 1) Art with JUXTAPOSITION / Sign: 2) SPACE = TIME / Sign: SEE ALSO art / [[Spot (professor) sits on a planet in space, looking down at the sun. More planets in the background.]] / Spot (professor): With this definition we can plainly see that comics go back MILLIONS OF YEARS / [[A stick-figure Spot (professor) runs away from a giant fire-breathing turkey, more stick people with spears running the same way.]] / Spot (professor): Comics =/= Survival! **So** when cavemen were bored, they made COMICS! / [[Drawings of different scenes, a declining stock market graph, a superhero, connected by a zigzag line.]] / Spot (professor): The ancient Sumos had art I MEAN COMICS as well! / Picture caption: "Bear and Bull market," found 1519 / [[Two bull heads with equality signs.]] / Spot (professor): In fact, words and comics come from the same source: pictures with meaning! / Bull Head 1 = A / Bull Head 2 = Comic book, titled BLOODGUN / [[The professor in an extreme close-up, wearing a pyramid shaped paper hat with writing on it.]] / Spot (professor): You can see exactly what I mean from this handy pyramid. / Pyramid: PICTURES, COMICS! :D WORDS / Arrows pointing to pyramid: Squares, etc. / Arrows pointing to pyramid: lots of shading / Spot (professor): It keeps me safe from evil alien censorship
http://housepetscomic.com/2010/05/31/a-comic-about-comics-how-original/
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/14/hot-and-bothered">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/14/hot-and-bothered [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/18/free-will-will-free-you">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/18/free-will-will-free-you [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/23/king-knock-the-phone-over">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/23/king-knock-the-phone-over [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/30/not-sober-enough">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/06/30/not-sober-enough [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/09/and-nothing-but">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/09/and-nothing-but [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/14/never-believe-its-not-so">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/14/never-believe-its-not-so [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/19/this-is-not-my-beautiful-house">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/19/this-is-not-my-beautiful-house [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/21/i-beseech-thee">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/21/i-beseech-thee [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/30/ba-da-da-daaaaah">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/07/30/ba-da-da-daaaaah [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/13/winner-takes-all/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/13/winner-takes-all/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/16/portrait-of-a-caricaturist">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/16/portrait-of-a-caricaturist [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/18/in-bed">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/18/in-bed [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/25/actually-nevermind">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/08/25/actually-nevermind [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/01/to-the-tune-of-the-irish-washerwoman-or-whatever">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/01/to-the-tune-of-the-irish-washerwoman-or-whatever [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/03/the-ride-home/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/03/the-ride-home/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/06/same-spot-time-same-spot-channel/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/06/same-spot-time-same-spot-channel/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/08/it-comes-with-the-power/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/08/it-comes-with-the-power/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/10/falling-into-the-role">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/10/falling-into-the-role [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/13/gotta-boogie/">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/13/gotta-boogie/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/15/climactic-showdown-and-teatime">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/15/climactic-showdown-and-teatime [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/17/where-history-comes-back-from-the-dead-oh-no">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/17/where-history-comes-back-from-the-dead-oh-no [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/20/what-have-you-done-you-monsters">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/20/what-have-you-done-you-monsters [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/22/shouting-in-a-movie-theater">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/22/shouting-in-a-movie-theater [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/24/the-end-result-of-being-cultured">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/24/the-end-result-of-being-cultured [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/27/winning-strategy">http://housepetscomic.com/2010/09/27/winning-strategy [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 

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