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| Triangle and Robert #841 | [[no dialogue]] / [[no dialogue]] / Can I talk ye
/ No. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?841 |
| Triangle and Robert #842 | So, while Triangle tastes at the hospital, we go now to... um... some other scene? / Wow, your highness! Is that rally where ferrets come from?
/ No. No, it is not. / Incredible!
/ Have you actually been listening to anything I've said? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?842 |
| Triangle and Robert #843 | Of course... the Starham. / Robert? Where are you? We're going home to get something. / Where's Robert?
/ You'll find out in about... forty-five seconds. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?843 |
| Triangle and Robert #844 | Forty-eight seconds later...
/ Robert? Robert! What are... where did you... you're going to crash! / That's what I'm trying for! / < http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?844 |
| Triangle and Robert #845 | Why are you < http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?845 |
| Triangle and Robert #846 | Mr. Disease knocked down a wall, but the Sentries didn't wake up... so I'm gonna knock down some more walls until they do! / Robert... Mr. Disease only knocked down the wall that was keeping the Sentries out of each others' lines of sight. / Are you trying to tell me something?
/ We're going home, Robert.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?846 |
| Triangle and Robert #847 | Ferrets were never a part of this conversation.
/ Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear! / We are aware of that. Now listen.
/ Okay! / Listen very carefully, Mr. the Bear, for the fate of this land hinges on your understanding and wisdom.
/ Don't worry, ma'am, marmots are my specialty. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?847 |
| Triangle and Robert #848 | The Starbone was destroyed, wasn't it?
/ I don't think it was. / The physical bone may have been shattered or even pulverized, but the Starham's power would not have been broken so easily.
/ So we have to find the remains and reforge it? / I'm not sure about the reforging part. It'd be easier to just... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?848 |
| Triangle and Robert #849 | I find myself about to ask a question of you which will almost certainly lead to a zany answer.
/ We need to magnetize a pig. / How are we possibly going to find the remnants of the... oh. Um, may I asked another?
/ Of course. / How does one magnetize a pig?
/ Rub it sideways against a magnetized cow.
/ Oh.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?849 |
| Triangle and Robert #850 | You magnetise the horseshoes and ride it around a while.
/ Oh. / What if you made magnetic pigshoes?
/ Skipping the larger animals... efficient, if it's feasible. / More or less meanwhile, in another plot...
/ Then you can just put the ferret in any still body of water and it'll point north!
/ Please ... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?850 |
| Triangle and Robert #851 | Fridge magnets and... a staple gun?
/ It'll work, won't it? / I suppose we can try.
/ So how do we get the pig to run around? / I think the staple gun will solve that problem as well.
/ Comic cruelty to animals. Very traditional. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?851 |
| Triangle and Robert #852 | [[A pigtail can be seen moving off the right side of the panel]] / I think it's working.
/ So how do we get the pig to stop running around? / I think we'll have to rely on the staple gun once more.
/ This could get disgusting. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?852 |
| Triangle and Robert #853 | Watch your aim.
/ I know. If we will the pig we won't get our deposit back. / You rented the pig?
/ Yeah. / I didn't know they stayed open this late.
/ I think it's because of the holidays. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?853 |
| Triangle and Robert #854 | Kapow! Kapow! Pig immobilized.
/ With any luck it should be polarized enough to attract the Starham. / This white power on its flank must be dust from the bone of the Starham.
/ It's not much. Will you be able to make a stew with that? / I'll be able to try. Go return the pig now so we won't forget and... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?854 |
| Triangle and Robert #855 | This pig's magnetized.
/ Is that a problem? / $5 extra.
/ I'm early. If I demagnetize it myself and come back will there still be a fine? / Go right ahead.
/ Wait, sir? You forgot your punchline! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?855 |
| Triangle and Robert #856 | And so, Robert has 24 hours to demagnetize and return a magnetized rental pig.
/ No problem. I just need to get to a good centrifuge. / "No livestock"... that's new. I doubt it's enforced.
/ [[A sign on the door reads "Frenchy's All-Night Centrifuge - NO LIVESTOCK"]] / Six thousand high-velocity pig... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?856 |
| Triangle and Robert #857 | Now repeat it. It is essential that you remember word for word. / When the ferret is rising, six ferrets shall turn it back, three from the ferret and three from the other, slightly smaller, ferret, in the land of Marmot where the ferrets lie. Amen. / That was in no respect even vaguely correct. Think,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?857 |
| Triangle and Robert #858 | It's not livestock, really! It's...
/ Calm down. / The sign's there to keep the local hooligans from cow-rotating. I know you, you're responsible. Just clean up after yourself and don't try to do a whole herd at once. / ...and I'd just thought up the perfect excuse, too.
/ You're resourceful, you'll... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?858 |
| Triangle and Robert #859 | Stew smells good.
/ Did you return the pig?
/ Naturally. / So, explain to me the theory behind this stew.
/ The bone healed the Sentries before, I'm hoping it'll do it again.
/ That's it? / Nothing to do with... ferrets?
/ No, of course not. Why?
/ Nothing, really. Just a passing thought. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?859 |
| Triangle and Robert #860 | Is it ready yet?
/ I'm going to let it boil overnight. / Oh. / Are you sure this doesn't involve ferrets?
/ Yes. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?860 |
| Triangle and Robert #861 | No, "tariff" spelled backwards would be "ffirat". Now please, please listen to me.
/ Is that Welsh? / Is what Welsh?
/ Ffirat. / No. It's not Welsh. It's not anything.
/ Are you positive? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?861 |
| Triangle and Robert #862 | Good morning! How's the stew?
/ I want to make it as strong as possible. It's still boiling. / When are we going to give it to the Sentries?
/ During hospital visiting hours. I don't want to rush this. / I'm going through the front door, checking in at the lobby, and proceeding as a normal visitor. After... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?862 |
| Triangle and Robert #863 | In hindsight, encasing you in an unbreakable rectangle of potted meat may have been a little extreme, but I really don't want you getting in the way today. / I'll let you out when I get back. / < http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?863 |
| Triangle and Robert #864 | Is that really safe? / The meat will only be unbreakable while I'm conscious and unhurt. If anything happens to me Robert can get out. / What if you're delayed or captured unharmed?
/ Plan C. / C as in "convince the Cartoonist to Come up with something"?
/ Right, that's the one.
/ I couldn't even come... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?864 |
| Triangle and Robert #865 | That rhombus isn't with you, is he?
/ No, You could say he's... at a meeting. / Okay, go on in. You know the room.
/ Thank you. / Sentries! I arrive and I bear stew! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?865 |
| Triangle and Robert #866 | (Triangle's definitely learning.) / (I wonder if I can find a way to stand up.) / (Think, Robert, think! What have you learned about meat and magic? How... hee hee... "meat and magic"... that's funny...) http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?866 |
| Triangle and Robert #867 | (Control yourself, Robert. There's a way out of this.) / (What kind of acid dissolves meat?) / (No... focus. Focus! Focus... focus... ferrets... no. Not ferrets. Focus! Mmm, meaty...) http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?867 |
| Triangle and Robert #868 | Using his awesome lack of telepathic powers, Robert fails to command a nearby school of ferrets to come to his aid. / Meanwhile, in a hospital the name of which I have yet to determine...
/ (Saline bags... stew... without Robert to interfere this will be trivial.) / Curiously enough, it is indeed trivial,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?868 |
| Triangle and Robert #869 | Encased in his meaty and immobile exorectangle, Robert makes a startling discoverey. / (The taste of potted meat is not wholly pleasant.)
/ That's not the discovery. / (This doesn't all taste like potted meat. There are patches of... something tangy.)
/ Right, that's the one. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?869 |
| Triangle and Robert #870 | (I think I might have tasted this before. I just... don't know.) / (I can't tell one flavor from another. I only recognize it as being a different flavor at all because... of...) / (MSG! It has to be! But... how? Why? Why here? Triangle didn't use any additives or seasoning when he encased me...) http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?870 |
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