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Triangle and Robert #391 ...but this might not be such a boring election after all. Wacky scheme consultant Robert Rhombus announced his independent candidacy today in a speech which left this reporter, frankly, rather startled. / Woof! Yip yip! Gubernatorial bow wow! Pant pant pant. Electoral growl growl! / I, for one, would...
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Triangle and Robert #392 Ruff! / Yay! We're up in the polls again! / Bow wow wow. / But with my stated foreign policy position, wouldn't that be construed as flip-flopping? / Yip yip, woof. Growl: bark bark. / You're the best campaign manager ever!
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Triangle and Robert #393 And furthermore, a gradual phaseout of the organ meat tax would reduce wear on our highways. / Is that right? I can't follow his logic. / He must be a genius! / So vote for me, and you won't have to wake up to sandwiches... anymore.
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Triangle and Robert #394 Robert Rhombus has NO prior political experience. He has been BANNED from more than a few public / institutions for disruptive behavior. Will he suddenly become a responsible polygon if he becomes governor? / Heck, there's only one way to find out! Paid for by Citizens for Rhomboid Government.
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Triangle and Robert #395 My opponent would have you believe I'm some sort of freak with no self-control or sense of dignity. Well, the fact of the matter is... / I'm running against a delusional moron. / Thank you for giving me the opportunity to clear this up.
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Triangle and Robert #396 So this is death.... / Yup. / Wow.
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Triangle and Robert #397 Outside ICI Global Headquarters / Austria / Late Morning / Triangle! It is a testament to your determination that you crossed the language barrier to come here. / Mr. Disease? You're in Austria? / You do not understand what it is you do. The voice of the Pyramid can shake the world, and perhaps the stars...
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Triangle and Robert #398 Do not disrupt the affairs of the International Culinary Institute. They do more good for the world than you may think. / What good does it do for an innocent polygon to be jailed? / You know so little. I had hoped it would not come to battle. / Battle? / Do you not realize that butterscotch would not...
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Triangle and Robert #399 I regret that you did not accept my training. If you had, perhaps you would understand why you must not be here. / I understand justice. / Good comeback! / Thanks. / I will defeat you, however. / Look behind you! A three-headed confusing deus ex machina! / Nice try. / You think so? / Not really.
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Triangle and Robert #400 Why haven't we started actually fighting yet? / I can't draw fighting. / Then... / Hold on. / This should work to move the plot along for now anyway, I can change it later if I need to. / Uh... okay... / Rock! / Paper! Now stand aside. / No. We shall make it two out of three.
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Triangle and Robert #401 Rock! / Paper! / I am defeated. Triangle, I warn you, not for your sake, but for the sake of the world: cease your quest. What the Food Pyramid proposes is nothing less than oblivion. / Well, right. You can't have anything less than oblivion, can you. / I am defeated. You may pass if it is your will,...
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Triangle and Robert #402 Equilateral intruder on floor one, heading towards stairs. South security team, full alert. / Intruder is entering stairwell. Form blockades. / South squad G! Where are you? Intruder is ascending stairs! Where's the blockade? / This would be so much tenser if there were artwork.
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Triangle and Robert #403 You! / Y... you? / You've been following my trail. Don't deny it. Why? / Our trails sort of got crossed. I have to clear your name to clear mine. / I'll believe you, for now. Stay out of my way and watch the rear. / I'd ask what's going on but I'm afraid you'd tell me.
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Triangle and Robert #404 Baa? Baa! Baa! / We've just hit a tapioca vein. There's no immediate danger. / Baa? / No. Keep digging. We're almost there. / Baa! Baa! / It's pudding. We'll be out of here before the site floods.
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Triangle and Robert #405 The signal just peaked. We must be at the level of the relic. / Sonar doesn't work well through tapioca. We'll have to locate the relic through other means. / Here relic relic. Nice relic. C'mere. Good relic? I got a treat for you! Here relic relic relic!
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Triangle and Robert #406 Baa! / I'll be right there. / The Oval? The relic is the Oval? / How? The Oval came from space, didn't it? What does it have to do with the Fourth Race?
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Triangle and Robert #407 How could a relic of the Fourth Race have fallen from space? They were advanced, but hardly spacefaring. / This is the same Oval the the RDCLBA was after though.... / It will definitely be worth researching, assuming I don't almost immediately lose possession of it in some contrived fashion.
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Triangle and Robert #408 Baa baa baa baa! / It's moving? Get it into containment! / What do you mean, flying away? Shoot it down!
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Triangle and Robert #409 We're not even scratching it! The Fourth Race built well. / Baaa! / This is a heavy pudding stratum! It shouldn't be able to flow that quickly! / Attention, all crew members. Cease operations and... evacuate. The tapioca won this round.
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Triangle and Robert #410 It wasn't a total loss.... I now know that the Oval is connected with the Fourth Race... / and we met the secondary objective easily. / I now have more than enough boulders and butterflies to begin construction of my diamond machine.
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Triangle and Robert #411 Yes? You in front. / Is it true you have ties with the RDCLBA? / No. That is not the case. I was running away from them for a while, but I run away from lots of government agencies. / Mr. Rhombus! What about the crossdressing? / I'm in the wacky scheme business. Of COURSE I end up in drag now and then!...
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Triangle and Robert #412 It was fireproof when I got there! How was I supposed to know? Please. No more questions about number theory. / Next question.... You. / You claim to be against all forms of racism, and yet... / That storyline was non-canonical and you know it. Next question! / How do you plan to address the growing...
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Triangle and Robert #413 ... listen, for the fourteenth time, I am aware that my actions were outside the bounds of law. The fact remains, however, that in Scotland it's not a felony. / Do you have any plans to deal with the rash of library vandalism? / Though the per capita rate is in fact still comparable to the national...
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Triangle and Robert #414 They asked a lot of personal questions, but I think I did pretty well. The question is, how much honesty does the public really want? / Growl woof yip yip. Bark bow wow. Pant pant bark, woof woof. Woof. Yip bark growl, whimper. / I just TOOK you for a walk half an hour ago!
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Triangle and Robert #415 I should do something to woo the scalene vote. / Ruff? / I'm thinking some project that'll boost the state's economy. / Grr! / I know! A space program, implemented on the county and municipal levels!
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Triangle and Robert #416 Yeah! And we can repave key interstates with lime gelatin! The effect on tourism alone would be worth the stench! / Oh, and what if we turned a third of the courthouses upside-down every March? Not only would it be good judicial sense, it could become a sort of tradition! / Where'd you go? I haven't...
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Triangle and Robert #417 Inside the Oval... / (It's Earth... but polygons? How did they get in charge? How long have I been gone?) / (They call mankind the "Fourth Race"... why? What happened to the world? And who's this "Cartoonist"?) / In order to reduce reader confusion, I'll state for the record that the Earth being referred...
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Triangle and Robert #418 Sir, my campaign manager ran away. Have you seen him? / Hey, you look familiar.... You're that meteor thing Cube and everyone was after, aren't you? / So, you haven't seen my campaign manager? It's an inverted capital G.
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Triangle and Robert #419 The Oval! Was it taken? No... it is here under its own power. Fly away, little oblong of history. It is not safe here. / What? What does the ICI have to do with the Oval and the RDCLBA? / RDCLBA? No such agency. It's a myth. / No myth. They were after the Oval. Then they took a confusing detour to the...
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Triangle and Robert #420 No, seriously. The RDCLBA is real. They were after me when I had the Oval. Then all the ones who were after the Oval died in a transporter accident. / You're just making this up, aren't you? / No. But the cartoonist probably was.
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