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Triangle and Robert #661	Pyramid to command. The tomb is sealed. 59 was present. I did not engage. / We read. / The Cartoonist has contacted me. / Has he asked for anything? / No. He has indicated that I will have access to the Starham leftover artifact. / That sounds good. If you get a chance at that bone, destroy it and bring... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?661
Triangle and Robert #662	Hey! Let go of that! I was studying it! It's gonna be in the next plotline! I need to know how to work it! / Grrrrrrr. / Give... it... here! / Grr. Grr, grrrr. / I think something just happened. / . http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?662
Triangle and Robert #663	Hi. I'm back. Uh, you do know the Starbone's on the ceiling glowing, right? / It just got up there a few minutes ago. I'm waiting to see what it'll do next. / Where's the inverted capital G? / I think it went upstairs. It's probably figuring the bone'll float up through the floor. / I already mentioned... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?663
Triangle and Robert #664	Before, when the G was gnawing on the bone and changing shape... do you think that last transformation was for real? / When it was a polygon? I didn't think so... but if we're talking about it now, this long after the fact, it must be relevant to the plot, so probably yes. / That's the sort of reasoning... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?664
Triangle and Robert #665	Pyramid to command. I am in front of Triangle and Robert's home. If I read the comic correctly, this is where to find the bone. / We read. Maintain radio silence. / (Radio silence?) / That was your eighteenth report. I think they just don't want to have to listen to you. / What? / You keep checking in... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?665

Triangle and Robert #666	Pyramid to command! Mr. Disease is approaching the Triangle and Robert home. / Pyramid! Radio silence! Do not report until your mission is complete. / Hmm... does Mr. Disease have a radio scanner? / I told you. They just don't want to hear you. / Excuse me? Sir? Are you the Food Pyramid? / What's it to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?666
Triangle and Robert #667	Mr. Disease is outside talking to someone. I can't see who. / He's out of the hospital already? That's good. / The bone's still on the ceiling. / Use your special technique for clean-up of leftovers, Triangle! / I don't have a special technique for clean-up of leftovers. / You should learn one. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?667
Triangle and Robert #668	... and so, I'm sorry. / The ICI has deceived many. The important thing is that you now know the truth. / I... still don't think the ICI is all bad. The ancient ways are important. / The ancient ways can preserve themselves. They don't need the ICI. / Anyway, it's about time I dropped in on Triangle... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?668
Triangle and Robert #669	H... hello. / We have a lot to talk about Chosen One. First, though, I have to do my job. / Your job? / I'm with the RDCLBA now. With their resources I'm unravelling more and more of the ICI conspiracy. / In exchange, I destroy a few artifacts the RDCLBA doesn't want to get out. I see you've been working... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?669
Triangle and Robert #670	You could outcook me, but this isn't going to be a bake-off. I'm just going to take the bone and run. I doubt you'll be able to track me. / I'm standing between you and the bone. / You'll have to sleep sometime. / So you're planning to just stand there indefinitely until you have an opening. / Yes. I... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?670

Triangle and Robert #671	Even if I could hurt you, I wouldn't. I don't understand the will of the Beforings, but I don't plan to interfere with it, Chosen One. All I want from you is the bone. / Arf arf arf arf arf! / What? / I think he wants to keep that bone for himself. Get out. / No! I'm not afraid of typography. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?671
Triangle and Robert #672	Grr. Ruff! / The Food Pyramid's gonna get the bone! Stop him! / I don't think he'll get it. / Anyway, your inverted capital G looks like it's enjoying the fight. / Yeah. They're evenly matched, somehow.... / The bone's doing something again. / Rrrrr? / This seems... familiar.... / Great, now there'll have... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?672
Triangle and Robert #673	Neither the Food Pyramid nor the inverted capital G tired. They fought for days without rest. Robert, you shouldn't be selling tickets. / There's a market demand! / We can't seat all these spectators! They keep leaving with the silverware! / Souvenirs! / You're really enjoying this, aren't you. / The... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?673
Triangle and Robert #674	YOU! Enforcer Concarne! / I'm unarmed! / I'm here to watch the fight! They're selling tickets! I have as much right to watch as anyone! / Don't even think about going for the Starbone. / Don't worry! I'm off duty! This is just for my own curiosity! / I don't believe you, but go on. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?674
Triangle and Robert #675	That Concarne woman just bought a ticket. / We're at a plot nexus. The whole cast is converging here. / Cube teleported in last strip while you weren't looking and he's babbling about not being able to find Orpuddex. The Vegetable Sentry came in to use the bathroom and hasn't left. / Ow! Something feels...... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?675

Triangle and Robert #676	Triangle? What's wrong? Food poisoning? / No... cuisine-magic.. all these warriors and chefs in one place... / Robert! Get the spectators out of here! The bone's almost fully charged! Something's about to happen. / I'm feeling it too... EVERYONE OUT! YOU'LL ALL GET REFUNDS! / Robert, you too. Out. H... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?676
Triangle and Robert #677	Hey! Vegetable Sentry! Get out of the bathroom! Something's happening! / Quiet. I'm meditating. / Food Pyramid! Inverted capital G that we never bothered to name! Get away from the bone! Can't you see what it's doing? / I'm not turning back. / Arf. / Miss Concarne! Move! I'm getting out of here! / No!... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?677
Triangle and Robert #678	With the Food Pyramid, the inverted capital G, the Vegetable Sentry, and Meat Enforcer Linda Concarne still inside, Triangle hastily evacuates his home. The crowd has already dispersed. / Aren't you standing sort of close? / No. Just as the Starham itself is cured beyond all logic, so to do those who... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?678
Triangle and Robert #679	The Vegetable Sentry was awakened from his slumber when he was needed. Orpuddex, by all accounts, is becoming more powerful than ever by drawing from the Tetrean pudding pumps. All four Sentries will be needed, and so all are being awakened. / When Linda Concarne touched the Starbone for the first time,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?679
Triangle and Robert #680	As you have suspected, the inverted capital G you keep as a pet was not always a letter. Once, it was a Sentry, either Grain or Dairy. I believe it to have been the Dairy Sentry, for the Pyramid seems to me aligned with Grain. / As you know, the various segments of the Food Pyramid symbolize food groups.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?680

Triangle and Robert #681	The whole point of the Food Pyramid's teachings was that there aren't necessarily four food groups... and he's one of the four Sentries? / Clearly, he was mistaken. / No. He was correct... there don't have to be four Sentries. I found this in Tetris. / A videotape? / A very, very old videotape. I suspect... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?681
Triangle and Robert #682	How this changed I do not know, but the point is this: in the days of Tetris, dairy products were not food and dairy was not a food group. There were three Sentries. / That would probably blow my mind, if I weren't busy getting out of range of an impending culinary-magical discharge. / Think about it... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?682
Triangle and Robert #683	What Triangle termed a "plot nexus" did not, in fact, directly involve the entire cast. The Cornersheep in particular was nowhere near the awakening of the Sentries. / Even from Scotland I can feel the echoes of the blast. Of course, that's because I'm telepathic and everything. / Okay, so he felt... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?683
Triangle and Robert #684	Another character not present for the awakening of the Sentries was Orpuddex. / SENTRIES? How many? / Three awakened, plus the Vegetable Sentry's still active. All four Sentries are in play. / I could not have come to Tetris at a more opportune time. / The pudding at the world's core strengthened me... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?684
Triangle and Robert #685	I think I can move again. / Triangle? / I'm okay. Is anyone hurt? That was a major shock. / I don't know. / Everyone got thrown around. We should check for injuries. / Time for a wacky round of damage control! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?685

Triangle and Robert #686	There's no property damage. / Of course not. It was a culinary blast, not a physical one. Only those with a sense of taste were affected. / Then why was the cube harmed? / Shut up. / Mr. Disease, you're going to have sooner or later that the official ICI recipe books are full of half-truths and omissions.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?686
Triangle and Robert #687	Look. The historical record clearly shows that in the Holy Belgian Empire, mayonnaise was put on fries on a regular basis. / Yeah, and where are they now? / Potato products had NOTHING to do with the fall of the Holy Belgian Empire. That was brought on by Coriolis force. / Coriolis force... you archaeologists... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?687
Triangle and Robert #688	We really should be checking if anyone needs help, not standing here arguing about wind speed and potatoes. / I suppose. / Triangle! This guy's hurt! / No, that's a rock. / Do you know rock first aid? / It's a perfectly healthy rock. / You didn't even look at it! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?688
Triangle and Robert #689	Is there a geologist around? Someone take a look at this rock! / I'm a geologist! / Well? Will it pull through? Is it okay? / Uh, it's a rock. / ... you mean it had a baby? Yay! / You're the comic relief, aren't you? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?689
Triangle and Robert #690	This scene was a lot more dramatic in my head. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?690

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