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| Triangle and Robert #721 | The third clue
/ Second. / No, the third. The second clue turned out to be a coincidence.
/ The victim's name seared into every single piece of prime rib was a coincidence? / No, that was the fourth clue.
/ What was the second?
/ It doesn't matter. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?721 |
| Triangle and Robert #722 | The piece that tied it all together was / / *BANG BANG*
/ You're a bit early aren't you? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?722 |
| Triangle and Robert #723 | *BANG BANG*
/ Everyone down! / Uh... is this the percussion class? / Across the hall. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?723 |
| Triangle and Robert #724 | I don't understand why I need to stand here explaining every clue. I'm just going to skip to the conclusion. / *BANG*
/ What was that? / Lightbulb blew out. I'll get a new one. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?724 |
| Triangle and Robert #725 | Who did it, anyway? / One of the engineers.
/ Why? / I neither know nor care. She killed him, she's in custody, and we'll be home in a day. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?725 |
| Triangle and Robert #726 | So, what's on the agenda for today?
/ I was going to catch up on the news and plotline. / No clients?
/ Not yet. / I'm reopening the K[3,3] file.
/ It's unsolvable.
/ In two dimensions. We haven't tried eight.
/ You're really desperate for something to do, huh. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?726 |
| Triangle and Robert #727 | Shipment. Sign.
/ No. No more MSG. I cancelled weeks ago and you keep coming. I have enough for a lifetime. / Sign.
/ Take it back.
/ Can't. Sign. / Can't.
/ Can't.
/ Can I talk to someone else? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?727 |
| Triangle and Robert #728 | Yes. Cancel.
/ You want to not buy MSG? Why would you not want to get our fine product? The quality is as high as always, is it not? / That's not the problem.
/ *click* / Two more days of this and then I attack. I'm sure I can justify it in court. Two more days. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?728 |
| Triangle and Robert #729 | You can take that No MSG sign down. Help has arrived.
/ The sign is not there to indicate that we have run out of the additive. Its presence indicates that we do not, in fact, use it anymore. / If you don't use it why did you order it?
/ I didn't order it. / Then it's a good thing someone remembered... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?729 |
| Triangle and Robert #730 | Welcome to McEscher's. How may we take your order? / I'd like minus one Negative Burgers.
/ We're out of clandestine sauce.
/ Oh. When will you have more?
/ I'm not at liberty to say. / Would you like fries with that?
/ Sure. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?730 |
| Triangle and Robert #731 | MultiFoodCorpCo Limited Industries.
/ I seek vengeance. / We're sorry, Vengeance brand rye-flavored snack bites are a discontinued product. If you enjoy the great taste of rye flavoring, I can recommend a therapist.... / Direct me to your masters, secretary. My quarrel is not with you.
/ Mr. Smith, there's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?731 |
| Triangle and Robert #732 | According to our records, you have a standing order for one full load of MSG per week.
/ I cancelled that order months ago. / Yes, the cancellation is in our records. It hasn't gone through the system yet.
/ What do you mean "hasn't gone through the system"? / I don't know, that's just what they told... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?732 |
| Triangle and Robert #733 | Yes... it goes perfectly. None suspect that I have control of artificial flavor distribution worldwide! / Define "none".
/ Oh no. You're not putting this in the strip, are you? / I'm afraid so. Expect a whole lot of attention.
/ Baa. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?733 |
| Triangle and Robert #734 | You destroyed our order tracking system... our backups... the mainframe...
/ I put it out of its misery. / Leave. We won't prosecute, but never come back here.
/ Hopefully I won't need to. / I hope so as well. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?734 |
| Triangle and Robert #735 | Another shipment? / ...it's a different brand. MultiFoodCorpCo would never package a product without putting their name on it. / The sanitation department still hates me because of that chicken leak... I guess I'll just have to put this in the basement with all the rest until I can think of a way to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?735 |
| Triangle and Robert #736 | Someone else is manipulating the artificial flavoring market. / HOW? / No comment. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?736 |
| Triangle and Robert #737 | The McEscher's corporation has issued a statement to the effect that the recent shortages of clandestine sauce are a short term anomaly and not in / any way a symptom of any larger problem. Sugar substitute prices dropped sharply today due to the sudden appearance of an unexpected surplus. The anti-Cartoonist... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?737 |
| Triangle and Robert #738 | The strip has recently begun to involve a fairly complex situation involving the artificial flavor market. As human readers are unlikely to be familiar with the workings of this uniquely polygonal institution, I feel that I should provide an overview. / Unlike most commodity markets, the artificial... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?738 |
| Triangle and Robert #739 | Triangle and Robert Wacky Scheme Consult... oh, hello, Mr. Disease. What brings you here?
/ Senseless property destruction has failed me, and so I must resort to wackiness. / Someone keeps having MSG shipped to the Locust Garden. A year ago this would have been convenient, but I no longer cook with it... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?739 |
| Triangle and Robert #740 | So, Triangle, what do you think about the Locust Garden's problem?
/ The Cornersheep. / We know he's been dabbling in flavor trading.... He must be diverting MSG shipments to fix prices. Robert, I think we should use Plan 2πr.
/ I'll warm up the hydraulic sofa-bed. / Right. I'll #include http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?740 |
| Triangle and Robert #741 | What is this Plan 2πr?
/ Contingency plan for fighting the Cornersheep on, and with, his own turf. / Robert can explain the details beter than I can. Basically it's a remote-root exploit against his lawn furniture.
/ He's running an unpatched patio server?
/ Not yet. That's where the futonapult comes... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?741 |
| Triangle and Robert #742 | The sofa-bed's been stolen!
/ We need that.... Sheep? / No. I think it was the... you know. Them.
/ Ohh. You mean the / We (meaning I) interrupt this strip to... um... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?742 |
| Triangle and Robert #743 | I managed to get the hydraulic sofa-bed back from...
/ Shh. Don't refer to... that... or the Cartoonist'll cut away. / Oh, just go ahead and say it. There've been anti-cartoonist protest rallies all around your world for months and I've been keeping them out of the strip. Now they're starting to get... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?743 |
| Triangle and Robert #744 | Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear!
/ What? / I'm just here to get hit by the incoming barrage of furniture.
/ What? / Baa....
/ That's supposed to indicate looking to the left. I'm sorry. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?744 |
| Triangle and Robert #745 | > PATIO LOGIN ACHIEVED
/ > CHAIRS LOCATED: 5
/ > ATTEMPTING CHAIR 1
/ > CHAIR 1: BUFFER TOO BIG
/ > CHAIR 2: BUFFER TOO SMALL
/ > CHAIR 3: BUFFER SIZE MATCH! ATTEMPTING CONTROL TAKEOVER / Triangle! We're in!
/ Can you get to the sprinklers?
/ No, the plumbing has a firewall. I just have furniture and what... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?745 |
| Triangle and Robert #746 | It's over.
/ What do you mean "it's over"?
/ I got into the obligatory self-destruct mechanism of the Cornersheep's base. / Remotely?
/ Sheep aren't known for network security.
/ That's just stupid.
/ I know. / Alert. All henchsheep evacuate. The base's destruct sequence has begun. I'm sorry about this,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?746 |
| Triangle and Robert #747 | Some fairly small number of days later...
/ Your efforts were unsuccessful.
/ What? No. / This morning I awoke to find a massive wooden horse outside the delivery entrance.
/ Filled with monosodium glutamate?
/ Yes. / But... the Cornersheep has no base of operations. He CAN'T have filled a horse with MSG.
/ Then... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?747 |
| Triangle and Robert #748 | Robert! Have you been distributing wooden animals filled with artificial flavors to drum up wacky scheme business?
/ Um... no.
/ You hesitated. / There was this porcelain pig once, but the package said "all natural".
/ So not MSG?
/ No. Not MSG. / Robert, someone's still sending MSG to the Locust Garden.
/ It's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?748 |
| Triangle and Robert #749 | There are too many delivery services in the city to check them all, and we're too recognizable to fake our way into jobs at them anyway. / You're thinking couriers. I'm thinking packages.
/ Ah. Ah, yes, that would work. That would indeed work. / That would... darn it, I can't come up with a single objection... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?749 |
| Triangle and Robert #750 | Tubes? I can accept the necessity of shipping ourselves all over the city to investigate different couriers, but can't we lie flat in big boxes? / I'm surprised. I thought your major objection would be that we don't even know the deliveries are being made by an actual shipping company and not just individual... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?750 |
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