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Triangle and Robert #61	This is stupid. The past two strips have been about us not knowing whether we're home or not because there aren't any backgrounds. / And me farting. / Howdy, neighbors! I baked some of my little cakes, they're my own secret recipe you know, and I figure since I'm your neighbor I might as well be neighborly... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?61
Triangle and Robert #62	Your cakes... / They smell like poo. / Poo? Why, darn it, you're right. / Here I've been racking my brain for months trying to figure out what it was the smell of my little cakes reminded me of, and sure enough that's what I was trying to think of. Poo! They do smell exactly like poo. Wonder I didn't... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?62
Triangle and Robert #63	Hey! These are pretty good once you get past the rancid stench. / (munch munch) / What do we have to drink? / Tap water. / This smells like pee. / Isn't that what tap water's supposed to smell like? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?63
Triangle and Robert #64	So, what you said about the wallpaper... good idea. Having a background would make this place look a lot better. / Problem is, wallpaper costs money. / Not a problem. / According to "Madcap Hijinks For Idiots," the need for money is an ideal driving force for coming up with a crazy scheme. / Or we could... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?64
Triangle and Robert #65	I'll check the Help Wanted ads. / I'll try to rustle some sheep. / Sheep. GREAT idea. We're sure to make a bundle in the livestock black market. / Well, want ads are hardly the makings of a great comic strip. / Look around you. This isn't a great comic strip. / Not with an attitude like that it isn't... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?65

Triangle and Robert #66	Fine. Go off and fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming a world-famous sheep rustler. / Your sarcasm is showing. / I'm gonna try and get a real job. Let me know when you grow up. / Why all this anger all of a sudden? / Triangle?... What's wrong? Is something the matter? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?66
Triangle and Robert #67	Author! AUTHHHORRR! / I'm not going to erase you, so don't ask. / There's no point to my being drawn. You created me.... I'm not grateful. / I'm not looking for your gratitude. I don't even need your cooperation. One way or another, you will serve the strip. / You don't get it, do you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?67
Triangle and Robert #68	This has gone from a "comic strip" to an "existential-despair" strip. / Honestly, I understand what you're going through. I just can't do anything about it. / I don't think you can understand. / At least you know you're here for a reason, even if it's a stupid one. I don't have that much. / Let's stop... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?68
Triangle and Robert #69	Okay. Let's rustle us some sheep. / Really? / Yeah. I can either do something goofy or hang around moping all the time. / I'll get the jumper cables, you get the shovel. / Um... How are you planning to rustle sheep with jumper cables and a shovel? / I'm sure I'll think of something by the time we reach... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?69
Triangle and Robert #70	We're going to... / Scotland. / To rustle sheep.... / Yes. / Using jumper cables and a shovel. / You're right, it's a silly idea. We'll need to bring some carpet samples too. / OK, that's better. Huh? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?70

Triangle and Robert #71	Okay, you have me stumped. How exactly are you planning to rustle sheep with jumper cables, a shovel, and carpet samples? / We're gonna hotwire them. / You can't hotwire livestock. / You never know till you try. / Alright, but I'll be standing back. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?71
Triangle and Robert #72	Well. This is Scotland. / It is? / I... think so. / It should be plaid or something. / I've given up on expecting backgrounds. / Let's go find some sheep. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?72
Triangle and Robert #73	Here, sheepy sheepy... / So we meet again, mortal. And this time you bring the Chosen One. / Is this that Orpuddex guy you were talking about? / Yeah. What's he doing in Scotland? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?73
Triangle and Robert #74	I have followed you here so that we may get the battle over with. / We're not here for a battle. / We're just rustling sheep. / No. The time has come. Slay me now. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?74
Triangle and Robert #75	Look... Orpuddex. I don't know what exactly this whole Chosen one thing means, but I'm not a fighter. / You are the Chosen One, selected by the Beforings to bring me to justice. I had hoped t would not come to pass, but it has. / Justice for what? Are you some sort of criminal? / I'm not going through... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?75

Triangle and Robert #76	No, Orpuddex, you tell him. I'm sure you can explain it all much better than I can. / Well... okay. / The Beforings. Beings beyond time and space... / He'll be talking for hours. Let's run. / Imagine your universe in its infancy. Imagine a cosmos... a cosmos of pudding. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?76
Triangle and Robert #77	Why aren't there any sheep around? / I'm sure I heard some... / Um... uh... / Let me guess. You can't draw sheep. / Who'da thunk it? / I'm trying to fund some sheep clip-art, but I'm not having any luck. / We already DID this joke! You're reusing a joke that wasn't all that funny in the first place! / LEARN... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?77
Triangle and Robert #78	Here, sheepy sheepy... / Baa! Baa! / Uh... I guess if this is all we have to work with, it'll have to do. Pass me the jumper cables. / Baa? / Hey! Get back here! / Baa! Baa! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?78
Triangle and Robert #79	Robert? I'm telling you, you can't hotwire livestock, even if you do catch up with it! / Gotcha! Now where do I attach these... / Ba.. / I told you so. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?79
Triangle and Robert #80	Robert? Robert! Are you okay? I told you powerful electric currents and farm animals wouldn't mix! / No, I'm fine, I'm fine... I just put the black wire where the red one should've gone. / It's not a question of polarity, it's... oh, go ahead, I'll get an ambulance ready. / I knew you'd see it my w... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?80

Triangle and Robert #81	This is stupid. I can't watch. / How many times is he going to... / Baa! Vroom vroom! Baa! / I got it started! / Okay, it worked. I'll never live this down... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?81
Triangle and Robert #82	One sheep down, rest of the flock to go. / We're never going to rustle the whole flock by hotwiring each individual sheep one at a time. / Hmm... / Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd say in my life. / I'm gonna get an electromagnet. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?82
Triangle and Robert #83	Stay here. Robert'll be back with an electromagnet. / Baa? / I don't know. Robert thinks he'll be able to rustle your whole flock at the same time with it. / Baa! Baa baa! / No, it's not that we have anything against you or your flock, it's just the way comic strips work. / Baa... baa. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?83
Triangle and Robert #84	Baa... baa. / Good point. / Robert's coming back! Run! / Baa! / Hey! Where'd the sheep go? / Sheep? What sheep? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?84
Triangle and Robert #85	There was a flock of sheep here a few minutes ago. / Don't look at me. / What did you do? / Well... well, we talked it over a little and they convinced me to let them get away. / You can talk to sheep? / Come to think of it... no. How odd. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?85

Triangle and Robert #86	I know I can't communicate with sheep... but I definitely let them go, and I think they asked me to do it. / I have been under a lot of mental pressure lately... maybe I imagined I understood them because I subconciously wanted them to escape. / Sounds plausible... / Or maybe certain sheep exhibit telepathy... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?86
Triangle and Robert #87	Well, the sheep-rustling plan was a bust. / In a way, I'm glad. / Who knows what all that electricity would have done to a flock of sheep? / As it is, there's still that one sheep you nearly electrocuted... / Unbeknownst to Triangle and Robert, that one sheep not only survived, it thrived... / I feel...... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?87
Triangle and Robert #88	All that electricity... it did something to me. I can feel myself... changing. / Baa! / I... I am a sheep... become... A GOD! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?88
Triangle and Robert #89	Well, I suddenly have incredible powers far beyond those of normal sheep. / And the artist didn't bother to draw me... that givens me something to want revenge for. / Cool! I'm a supervillain! Time to start taking over the world now. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?89
Triangle and Robert #90	Hmm... I'm a sheep turned into an evil mastermind by a jumper-cable-wielding sheep rustler. What would be a nice ironic way to take over the world? / I've got it! I'll seize control of the world's supply of artificial flavorings! / Not to contradict you or anything, but I don't see the irony in that... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?90

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