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| Triangle and Robert #931 | The Oval? / You seek to overthrow the Seveth Race. We should ally.
/ Tell me more. / {{many symbols in space separated groups of: 2,4,2,5,4,8}}
/ Cut that out. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?931 |
| Triangle and Robert #932 | THAT WAS JUST TO VERIFY YOUR INTELLIGENCE LEVEL.
/ It's super. Read my flank.
/ NOW I KNOW. / May I see you?
/ I WOULD PREFER NOT TO EMERGE. I SUSPECT MY APPEARANCE WOULD TRIGGER POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS RACIAL MEMORIES. / I understand. There's no telling how a polygon might be programmed to react.
/ OR A... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?932 |
| Triangle and Robert #933 | Hello, are you the wacky scheme consultants?
/ Indeed we are. / I've been working on this... how much to get your input? I have a feeling I made a mistake somewhere.
/ Let me see it. / Yeah, there's never a dull moment in the wacky scheme consulting business. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?933 |
| Triangle and Robert #934 | I feel like I'm expected to say or do something.
/ It'd be nice. / Maybe I should go train with Mr. Disease.
/ You surpassed him long ago. You won't learn anything new. / Well, it's better than standing here listening to Robert explain zaniness tax brackets to a client.
/ I'm guessing the brackets themselves... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?934 |
| Triangle and Robert #935 | Triangle! Chosen One! It is very good to see you!
/ Where's Cube? I'm pretty sure I've have seen him if he went home. / Talk show circuit. Now that it's too late for the RDCLBA to kill him he's trying to maketheir activities as public as possible. Did you you come here to see him?
/ No. I was thinking... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?935 |
| Triangle and Robert #936 | You've been making a lot of typographical errors recently.
/ I know. / Is there a reason?
/ Not really. / Well, shape up.
/ I'll try. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?936 |
| Triangle and Robert #937 | Tell me about these new recipes.
/ The cube finally convinced me that the four food groups were fallacious. I have developed an entirely new category. / Is that why most of your kitchen is taken up by a particle accelerator?
/ Yes. I have decided to look beyond the bounds of what we formerly knew as food. / O...kay...... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?937 |
| Triangle and Robert #938 | All our food is derived from the Fourth Race.
/ Really? / Yes. When the Fourth Race constructed the geometric entities which would eventually give rise to polygons, they built their own notions of food. / Need a punchline, need a punchline, need a punchline...
/ What?
/ I think this exposition is of sufficient... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?938 |
| Triangle and Robert #939 | Taste this. / How can I hope to convey the sensation of taste as experienced by a polygon, of a flavor with no correspondence to the human tongue? / All that I can say to perhaps describe at least the magnitude of the experience, if not its nature, is that the next words Triangle speaks follow logically... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?939 |
| Triangle and Robert #940 | You're a Sentry. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?940 |
| Triangle and Robert #941 | I had thought that my reliance on artificial ingredients and additives was a weakness, that I had betrayed my roots as a warrior chef. / The traditions call for "natural" ingredients.... All was created by the Beforings, or by the races preceding us, or by the Cartoonist! In what way are our own creations... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?941 |
| Triangle and Robert #942 | The Sentries know of their calling from birth. I have had no such calling. I cannot be a Sentry.
/ From birth? Whose birth? / You were not a Sentry before because there was no food group for you to be a Sentry of. A new group has been born today, and with it a new Sentry position.
/ How can you be so... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?942 |
| Triangle and Robert #943 | You have total mastery of a single food group. You have mystical awareness. You ARE the Puma Man.
/ The what? / A Sentry. What did I say?
/ The Puma Man.
/ The... / Cartoonist? Have you been drinking?
/ Not that I can remember.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?943 |
| Triangle and Robert #944 | Triangle and Mr. Disease trained together well into the night, and while Triangle's power was still the stronger, it became evident that Mr. Disease's / cooking had grown dramatically stronger since the two last met in bake-off. In the meantime, Robert continued his lengthy tax-related wacky scheme... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?944 |
| Triangle and Robert #945 | Tonight we have quite a special guest... his name's Cube, you might have heard of him, I don't know... But first, ladies and gentlemen, I want to talk about... Prozac the Bear.
/ < http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?945 |
| Triangle and Robert #946 | Ayayayayay! / We are, how do you say, ze Zoloft Twins. / Enrique and Pierre, the Zoloft Twins. We're... so very wacky on this show. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?946 |
| Triangle and Robert #947 | Ladies and gentlemen, Cube!
/ So, tell us about your... show?
/ No.
/ Band?
/ No.
/ Book? / Why was I pre-interviewed if you don't even bother to...
/ We're just a nutty, zany show full o' fun here. / I'm here to talk about archaeology and my experiences with the RDCLBA.
/ Oh, right, right. One of those "serious"... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?947 |
| Triangle and Robert #948 | ... and that is when I made my first important discovery. The lintel could not
/ Ayayayayayayay! / Huh? What?
/ Fiestaaaa! / Hahahahaha. Oh, I'm sorry, you were saying? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?948 |
| Triangle and Robert #949 | So as I was saying, it was evident that the structure was designed for use by beings with both a pair of grasping upper limbs and a pair / Oui oui! / I'm leaving. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?949 |
| Triangle and Robert #950 | It looks like we lost a guest, heh heh. That gives us time to introduce another one of our "Proposed Replacements for Prozac the Bear"! / Say hello to Anafranil Abe Vigoda! / Warning: I may cause drowsiness.
/ < http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?950 |
| Triangle and Robert #951 | My producer says we have a few minutes left before the commercial.... Bring out Ticky. / Ladies and gentlemen, this was really supposed to be on tomorrow night's show, but I love you all so much we'll do it today. Cue the jingle. / He's Ticky!
/ Ticky the Magical Ritalin Horse! / {{This strip is a... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?951 |
| Triangle and Robert #952 | *doop BOOP*
/ What the... go to commercial! Now!
/ Huh? / This isn't a sketch! Security!
/ *doop BOOP doop BOOP* / *doop BOOP doop BOOP doop BOOP doop*
/ Don't you hear that? He's back from the dead! I'm getting out of here! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?952 |
| Triangle and Robert #953 | I must confess, I am wary of entering into this alliance. / I know so little about you, and you so much about me. / I will take this world with you or without you. If you do not side with me, I will consider you an obstacle. Do you wish to risk opposing me, sheep? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?953 |
| Triangle and Robert #954 | Our aims are sufficiently compatible... for now. If, however, you intend genocide... / I had not thought you to shy at such concepts... but no. The world must not be ruled by polygons, but they can have their place. Still, why the concern? / The same reasoning you aply to polygonal fitness could be... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?954 |
| Triangle and Robert #955 | Robert, could you go next door and borrow a cup of existential dread? I'm running low. / I mean... no, I don't know what I mean.
/ I think I know what's wrong. / Cartoonist? Budget your time better. Don't write strips tired.
/ "Ytied" is "Deity" spelled backwards. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?955 |
| Triangle and Robert #956 | I'm better now. / [[Triangle and Robert have nothing to say]] / I still have no strip ideas, but I'm not writing tired. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?956 |
| Triangle and Robert #957 | The plot stopped. Let's get out and push.
/ I hear you. / Gee. I wonder what Mr. Disease is doing today.
/ Me too. I bet he's talking to the other Sentries about his new abilities. / That must be an interesting conversation.
/ Yes. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?957 |
| Triangle and Robert #958 | So how would you contend with Abyss Carrot Surprise?
/ Counter with Rock Candy Shield, sugar-free variant, then retaliate with Inedible Chunks Number Nine. / You're just making attack names up!
/ I had not expected you to believe me without a demonstration. / Do you see that mountain over there?
/ No.
/ That... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?958 |
| Triangle and Robert #959 | I believe him. / Has you ever eaten at his restaurant?
/ No.
/ No. / Do so. That will be all the demonstration you need. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?959 |
| Triangle and Robert #960 | I still have my memories of the time I spent as an inverted capital G. Even in my weakened form, I was able to work / small magics using the power of your table scraps. You are a powerful chef, and with a new food group under your command, I cannot doubt / that you are a Sentry.
/ Your confidence is... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?960 |
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